Crunchy mom has a baby

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00:00Yoo-hoo!

00:01Oh my gosh!

00:02You moved and you didn't tell me!

00:04How'd you find our house?

00:05The moon.

00:07Well, now is actually not a great time.

00:09I feel like I've been waiting 20 months to tell you about my home birth.

00:12Okay, let's hear it.

00:13It was raw and primal.

00:15I birthed in a kiddie pool in the living room, guided by my midwife and the universe.

00:20I'm guessing you kept your placenta?

00:22Yes, yes, I did!

00:23Would you like some?

00:25Oh, no, I'm good.

00:26Well, then suit yourself.

00:27Oh, summer solstice.

00:30May I bother you for a cloth diaper?

00:32Uh, I have regular diapers.

00:34I'm just gonna go use some leaves from your tree.

00:39So, how's your baby sleeping?

00:40Great.

00:41Have you ever heard of co-sleeping?

00:42Yeah, we choose not to do that, though.

00:44That's appalling.

00:45You know, while I'm at it, I'm just gonna check all of your cabinets.

00:50This isn't real, is it?

00:51Oh, looks like it's time to nurse.

00:53Oh, do you want to use my room?

00:55No need.

00:57Oh, wow!

00:58Oh, wow!