Crunchy mom at a soccer game

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00:00Darling! Hi! Hi! Oh, those are in our chairs. Salutations! Don't you worry, I came prepared!

00:06For your chakras? Appeals for your chakras? Kids! Mandarin? Um, darling, it's GMO free. Okay,

00:13sure. You can feel it in your chakras. Go, children! What are you doing? Visualizing our

00:19children winning. Oh, cool. What are you up to now? Writing in my gratitude journal. Oh,

00:24aww. Good try, Johnny. Are you okay? Can't you tell I'm earthing? I'm very stressed. So how have you

00:30been? Home school's going great. I don't know how you do that. I could never- Kick him in the shins! Oh,

00:35wow. I don't know. Is your son playing? No, Michael doesn't play soccer. Can't risk the microplastic

00:41from the gleets. Oh, then what are you doing here?