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  • 5/17/2025
Crunchy moms

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Fun
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00:00Hi, welcome to the neighborhood. I made you some homemade soap.
00:04Soup?
00:04No soap. These aren't full of toxins like the other ones.
00:07Thank you. Come in.
00:09I noticed this package on your porch.
00:10Oh yes, Amazon.
00:12I wonder how many carbon emissions it took to send this.
00:15I noticed you're with child. Do you have a birth plan?
00:18Yes, I'm getting induced and I'm getting an epidural.
00:20I've only gone natural, so I wouldn't know.
00:23Oh, plastic.
00:27Sorry, I think I'm getting a cold.
00:28You need to eat 30 onions.
00:30Onions?
00:31I have one right here. Try it.
00:32Oh, I'm okay.
00:33Okay, well, suit yourself.
00:36Want a snack?
00:37Is it made with canola oil?
00:39Get that s*** away from me.
00:40I've been so stressed lately.
00:42Have you listened to ASMR?
00:46I'm so stressed.
00:47It's so relaxing.
00:49This is my caffeine substitute.
00:53You'll have to excuse me.
00:54I have to go nurse my nine-year-old,
00:55but I'll text you my best placenta recipes.
00:58I have to go nurse my nine-year-old.
00:59I have to go nurse my nine-year-old.
01:00I have to go nurse my nine-year-old.
01:00I have to go nurse my nine-year-old.
01:01I have to go nurse my nine-year-old.
01:02I have to go nurse my nine-year-old.
01:03I have to go nurse my nine-year-old.
01:04I have to go nurse my nine-year-old.
01:05I have to go nurse my nine-year-old.
01:06I have to go nurse my nine-year-old.
01:07I have to go nurse my nine-year-old.
01:08I have to go nurse my nine-year-old.
01:09I have to go nurse my nine-year-old.
01:10I have to go nurse my nine-year-old.
01:11I have to go nurse my nine-year-old.

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