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  • 5/15/2025

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00:00I think it's going to be all right for all the, um...
00:18What are you doing?
00:19Strike one.
00:20Well, if it isn't action, ma'am.
00:21What? Where? I can't see anyone.
00:22Oh, that's funny.
00:23You're funny.
00:24Thank God I can hear someone now.
00:26Oh, yeah, well, buckle up.
00:27There's plenty more where that came from.
00:28Aye, Mr. Commando.
00:29I just want to make it clear to everyone.
00:30I am wearing my grandies.
00:31This better not be you clocked off.
00:32Oh, come on.
00:33Why? I've made plans.
00:34Paintballing practice?
00:35Yeah.
00:36And charity tells me that you almost blinded Moses.
00:37Well, he loved it, really.
00:38Well, I'd love it if you did a bit of work.
00:39The slurry pit needs emptying.
00:40Now.
00:41Now.
00:42Now.
00:43Now.
00:44Now.
00:45Now.
00:46Now.
00:47Now.
00:48Now.
00:49Now.
00:50Now.
00:51Now.
00:52Now.
00:53Now.
00:54Now.
00:55Sorry, guys.
00:56I hate holding up your stag do, but...
00:58Don't worry about it.
00:59It's Mac who'll be kicking up a stink later on.
01:01Yeah.
01:02Come on.
01:03You can drop me on the way.
01:04Hey.
01:05Hey.
01:06We'll smell you later.
01:07He's gone.
01:08He's gone.
01:09Yeah.
01:10This is a slurry.
01:11Uh-huh.
01:12I thought you had staff to do that.
01:20Oh, yeah, I never lift a finger.
01:22All part of me being a terrible parent.
01:25Where's Evan?
01:26Upstairs.
01:29Look, you can hate me,
01:31but you can't take my children away, okay?
01:32I am a good mother.
01:33Is that the part where you cheated,
01:34or the part where you pushed your boyfriend out the window?
01:36No, stop it, Billy.
01:37Kim is upstairs.
01:39Look, can we just talk about this sensibly?
01:42Sensibly?
01:43Look, that scum terrified our daughter.
01:45I know.
01:46And still you want him.
01:48The hospital's just rung.
01:50They're going to try and bring Joe round.
01:52Yeah, you said they might.
01:54I can give you a lift if you want.
01:57All right.
01:58I'll call you.
02:07Well, it looks like you might not be the one
02:08sending me down after all.
02:14No, I'm not sending you down.
02:16You know,
02:17I sometimes think that my brother
02:19just rocks up here for the free sarnies.
02:21Doesn't quite grasp that this place can't run itself.
02:24Oh, and did you see his outfit that he was wearing earlier?
02:26Looked like an extra out of Toy Story.
02:31You all right?
02:34You didn't seem keen on talking about it yesterday.
02:36I thought you'd sacked it all off.
02:38Nearly.
02:39Something stopped me.
02:41What, your conscience?
02:43My what?
02:45No, it was Matty, actually.
02:47Oh.
02:48Well, I suppose Matty knows all about missing his siblings.
02:51And how important family is.
02:53So,
02:55I've had a rethink.
02:57If this bloke is who he says he is,
03:01I'm in.
03:03Oh.
03:04Well, that's totally normal.
03:09Oh, right now?
03:11Well...
03:14What are you going to say?
03:17My old bro lets me.
03:18I mean about his mum.
03:20I mean, your mum, his mum.
03:22Ross,
03:24what if he asks about how Emma died?
03:29Come on, Joe.
03:30You can do this.
03:32In years, Mr Tate.
03:36Can you open your eyes?
03:41Welcome back.
03:44Blood pressure's a little high.
03:45That's to be expected.
03:48Look, Joe, you fractured your pelvis,
03:51so you'll be quite tender.
03:54Can you up his morphine?
03:55Five milligrams, please.
04:00Could you manage a visitor?
04:05Hey.
04:08Hey.
04:09It's good to see you awake.
04:10Does this mean he remembers everything?
04:13What about the bleed on his brain?
04:15Yeah, it's early days.
04:16He'll need more tests.
04:18But we do know you'll need lots of care and assistance
04:20when you get home.
04:27You are fast running out of lives.
04:31At least your kidney seems intact.
04:34The accident, Joe.
04:36Falling through the window.
04:39Can you remember who pushed you?
04:44Ross, I swear I am not trying to make this about me.
04:49Heyo.
04:51We're on.
04:53What, today?
04:54Long-lost Lewis wants to meet.
04:56I sent GP to pick him up.
04:58He said he'd be back in an hour.
05:00Long-lost Lewis wants to meet.
05:02I sent GPS coordinates, weirdly.
05:05GPS coordinates? I mean...
05:07What, is it a pub, or...?
05:08I don't know.
05:10Do you think I should take a weapon?
05:12Don't be daft.
05:13Well, what if he's a nutter?
05:14I mean, let's face it, the DNA's there.
05:16Well, you did bare-knuckle boxing, you little goat, Ross.
05:19Yeah, but, like, let's be real,
05:21I actually have, like, no idea what I'm letting myself in for.
05:24True, but...
05:26I have thought he wasn't gonna text back.
05:28Nah, this all feels a bit rushed now.
05:30No, no, no, you're just feeling anxious, it's natural.
05:32Yeah, but, cos actually, like, this is...
05:34Well, this is massive, like...
05:36Cos, like, what else have I got?
05:39I, like...
05:40I woke up one morning, my mum was gone,
05:42my dad was gone, our Finn was dead.
05:46Family.
05:47What family? Like, this?
05:49This?
05:50This is all I've got.
05:51Well, you've got me,
05:53and you've got Pete.
05:54That's different.
05:55You've got your own tribe, and I never see our kid,
05:57and...
05:59and I miss them.
06:01I miss them all, and...
06:03I thought I'd squared that away,
06:05but now this, another brother!
06:07Yeah, who really wants to get to know you.
06:09Yeah, and what if he doesn't like me?
06:11And what if I don't like him?
06:12And what if he's a weirdo?
06:13Yeah, and what if, like Matty says,
06:15he changes your life for the good?
06:16And what if he smashes me over the head?
06:18Huh? Then it's on you.
06:24You're right.
06:25Relax.
06:26Relax?
06:27Everything's fine.
06:30Look,
06:32whatever happens,
06:33your name won't be mentioned.
06:36He'll never know what happened between you and my mum,
06:38I promise.
06:39Yeah, but then you're just starting your relationship on a lie.
06:44Yeah, well,
06:45we've all got secrets.
06:48You'll never know, Auntie Em.
06:51Cast your mind back.
06:53The party.
06:55Two more minutes, and then we need to let him rest.
06:57Of course.
07:06OK, erm,
07:07let's work backwards.
07:10The good news is,
07:11you're not dead.
07:14And the bird?
07:15Half the village, we should say.
07:17OK.
07:19They know you spiked Noah.
07:21That he walked into the road and caused the limo to crash.
07:27Right.
07:28So you remember that.
07:33And the party?
07:34Lydia's 50th?
07:39I remember...
07:42the music.
07:44The music.
07:46The music being terrible.
07:50The police searched the house from top to bottom.
07:53They interviewed everyone who was there.
07:56Because the disco was that bad?
07:59No.
08:00Because you ended up being pushed through a plate glass window, hence...
08:08You must remember something.
08:10An argument?
08:11Did anyone threaten you?
08:15Possibly.
08:17It does happen a lot.
08:19Well, Billy was arrested,
08:21then released.
08:23Now Noah's chief suspect.
08:27Noah?
08:29But you don't recall being pushed?
08:33No.
08:36If you don't mind, Kim, I'd like to...
08:39be alone now.
08:41But could you...
08:43Could you send Dawn?
08:45Please?
09:13Still not finished?
09:15Start without me, it's no biggie.
09:16Oh, no, no, no.
09:17Aaron wouldn't have that.
09:19God knows why.
09:20Yeah, it's tough work being this popular.
09:23Sorry, sore point.
09:25I don't care if you want to act like a toddler at my stag do.
09:28Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, sorry.
09:30Your stag do?
09:31But Aaron is not down for the bad vibes.
09:33I'm not.
09:34I'm not.
09:35I'm not.
09:36I'm not.
09:37I'm not.
09:38I'm not.
09:39I'm not.
09:40I'm not.
09:41Aaron is not down for the bad vibes.
09:45Oh, he's such a wuss.
09:47Fine.
09:48No tension here.
09:49You and me get along great.
09:51See?
09:52Besties.
09:55Well, toddler to teenager in ten seconds,
09:57maybe by the time we're paintballing,
09:59you'll be a fully grown adult.
10:01Or maybe you could tell little less porkies while we're there.
10:05Sorry.
10:07I forgot you kneel like this.
10:12And Joe seems...
10:14OK?
10:17Right, yeah.
10:20Yeah, OK, thanks, Kim.
10:22Yeah, bye.
10:26Still breathing?
10:29And talking.
10:32Why hasn't he said it's me?
10:34Cos where's the fun in that?
10:35Meaning?
10:36Meaning? He remembers everything.
10:39He just wants to have you in his debt like some sad puppet.
10:42Oh.
10:43Like you do, you mean.
10:48Where are you going?
10:49He's asked to see me.
10:51I don't believe this.
10:53What?
10:54What am I supposed to do, Billy?
10:56OK, maybe he remembers
10:58and I will be carted off by the police when I get there.
11:00Or maybe you'll be all over him.
11:03Well, if I don't come back, you'll know I've been nicked.
11:06So tell the kids I love them.
11:07Oh, come on.
11:08Don't. The kids know you love them.
11:11Look, you don't have to go.
11:14I'm sorry.
11:26I feel like prawn in this.
11:27I feel like Rambo.
11:28Less Rambo, more bimbop.
11:30I'm so sorry.
11:31Paddy, prepare to be decimated.
11:33He's still alive.
11:34Paddy, prepare to be decimated.
11:36He said it.
11:37You laughed.
11:38It was wind.
11:39Actually, I was just thinking,
11:41can I be on your team?
11:42Oh.
11:43OK, er, Finn, could hide behind a tree, maybe?
11:46No, there's enough of me, Sonny.
11:48We could still grind him up and make burgers if we were desperate.
11:51Fine, you're in.
11:52Yes!
11:53Marlon, can we still play hunt the zombie, please?
11:56Sorry for the late running of this machine.
11:59William, stand there, you're on my team.
12:00What's in that rucksack?
12:02It's in case I get peckish.
12:03Have you brought an entire cow?
12:05Right, good job we're all in this line,
12:07because you lot are on my team.
12:08Yes, dream team.
12:10Right, then, let's get to it.
12:14Oh, you brought your little medical bag.
12:16You go.
12:17It won't work for no play.
12:19Yeah, well, accidents can happen.
12:33Right.
12:50Great.
12:55Ignore it.
12:58You what?
12:59There is entry.
13:01Farmers can be total fun sponges.
13:03I know plenty.
13:06Right, well, cheers for the advice.
13:08I'm sure it'll come in dead handy
13:10when the local farmer's got his shotgun pointed at me.
13:12If they pull out a gun, it's best you leg it.
13:17Anyway, lovely to chat,
13:19but I've got coordinates I'm due at 53.9...
13:23692 degrees north by...
13:28Higher.
13:32Brother?
13:47So, what's the plan?
13:49Right, in order to capture their flag
13:51and bring it back here without getting hit,
13:53we need stealth and strategy.
13:54Stuff that.
13:55Chad!
13:56Bring on the zombie apocalypse!
13:58The apocalypse!
14:17I'm the box!
14:18I'm heading for...
14:20Hello, Dad.
14:22Hello, Mom.
14:24Cherry bomb!
14:27Come on! What's the matter? You're getting through!
14:31Cherry bomb!
14:33Donation, love and straight down to two
14:36Come on, baby, let me get to you
14:40Bad enough to cause some teenage bloopies
14:43Get down, ladies, you've got nothing to lose
14:47Hello, daddy, hello, mom
14:50I'm gonna ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch
14:52Cherry bomb!
14:54Wow, sorry, I've totally played this out in my head many times
14:58and now you're thinking, what a strange place to meet
15:04Why are we here?
15:06It's where I bury the bodies
15:08Jokes, I come here a lot
15:10I'm into edible fungi and there's loads of it
15:13Not weird, honest, just like to find free food
15:16Have you ever tried it?
15:18What? No, it's well too risky
15:21I mean, I don't mind mushrooms on a pizza, like
15:25My fave! See? Similarities already
15:29Sorry, a bit full-on
15:33Only I've wondered what you'd be like for such a long time
15:36Why did you leave it till now, then?
15:39It was a shock, my letter
15:41I could say that
15:43I hate surprises
15:45Kind of why I kept putting this off for so long
15:48I didn't know what to expect
15:51It's probably best with our family
15:53What do you mean?
15:55No, it's just that, um
15:58Mum, she, um
16:01She never mentioned you
16:04Ever?
16:09So, um, is there any more of us?
16:12Brothers or sisters?
16:14My brother, he lives in Liverpool
16:18And there was, um, Finn
16:21But we lost him
16:23Died?
16:27That's so sad
16:29How old was he?
16:3225
16:34Heart attack
16:37Congenital hereditary?
16:40Neither
16:43God, no, sorry, I mean
16:45Brutal, it's just, um
16:47When you're adopted, you have no idea what runs in your family
16:51Good or bad
16:53Well, I guess you don't
17:08This is way too easy, lads
17:12You look really good
17:16What a shot
17:19You invited Chewbacca
17:21Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
17:25I'm gonna get you
17:31That is not fair, he caused the distraction
17:34Oh, no, snooze you lose, Sergeant Sugden
17:38Beaten by a tree
17:40Well
17:46You said this was supposed to take the edge off
17:49Yeah, if you need more pain relief, just press your buzzer
18:05Dawn
18:08I didn't think you'd wake up
18:11Said with joy or disappointment?
18:15Why do you ask that?
18:17Because of everything I've done
18:20To Noah
18:22And Amy
18:24And Layla
18:26And Susie
18:28And Clemmie
18:30We've already done this
18:32Isn't that why I'm currently in searing agony?
18:35You lied to me for months
18:38And terrorised my daughter
18:40Made her think she'd lose everything and everyone she loves
18:45And you pushed me out of a window
18:48Touché
18:50It was an accident
18:52It was a row
18:54And you went in big
18:56Do you really think you're gonna be able to get away with that?
19:05You
19:22Oh, it's cute, it's like having my own little swamp monster
19:26Hey, listen, anyway, losers, get some more drinks in, come on
19:30Which means it's not me
19:32Because as you can see, look, clean as a whistle
19:36Question, does anyone want to eat their dinner off of me, not you?
19:40Don't really fancy a hairball, thanks
19:43Today's been great, mate
19:45And Amy would have loved it
19:47Yeah, well, laughter beats anger hands down, doesn't it?
19:50John boy, how come you didn't go all stormtrooper on us?
19:55Pew, pew, pew
19:57Yeah, well, it's been a while since I was in the field
19:59Yeah, I'll bet
20:01I was quite a difficult target to spot, wasn't I?
20:03Yeah, well, that shot caught me off guard, impressive
20:06Not quite as impressive as that costume
20:08Like a yeti
20:10You ever thought about signing up?
20:12In the army? Mac!
20:14That's hilarious
20:17It's not that funny
20:19I really don't want to kill the vibe right now, but
20:22Kim's just text and you can't get wed at Home Farm anymore
20:26I thought it was all agreed
20:28Well, so did I, but there's a problem with the insurance cos of the whole Joe thing
20:31Evil queen has spoken
20:33Yeah, but let me fairy godmother this because I've got contacts
20:38Do you know what? I'm not that bothered about Home Farm, really
20:40It's far too posh for us
20:42Are you telling me my mum and Lee was that cast off?
20:44Yeah, I suppose
20:47You need cheering up
20:50The excuse to drag me home
20:52Yeah, always, but I think my mum's got other plans for you
20:54Kiwi!
20:57Drink from the welly!
20:59Drink from the welly!
21:01Drink from the welly!
21:03Drink from the welly!
21:04Drink from the welly!
21:06No, no, no, no, no, no
21:08The welly's sacred, they're not even married yet
21:11Stuff the rules, everyone else has, go on
21:14Get your daddy cake, old kidder
21:18Drink from the welly!
21:20Drink from the welly!
21:26Get out!
21:28Get out!
21:33You should go easy on that
21:36Is that compassion?
21:41Sorry to interrupt
21:43Mr Tate
21:45Me and my colleague PC Yeadon are here to take a statement
21:49About the incident
21:51Maybe I should go
21:53I'd rather you stayed
21:56Is that OK?
21:58It's nice to see you two on good terms
22:03Yeah, well...
22:05We split, but I'm allowed to be concerned
22:09Of course
22:11You've had a terrible ordeal
22:13It seems so
22:15Can you remember anything?
22:17Any events leading up to your fall?
22:21I remember putting on my tux
22:25Having a drink
22:28Welcoming guests
22:31Do you recall speaking to me?
22:35It's a bit blurry
22:37I think one minute I'm partying, the next moment I'm here
22:44So no recollection?
22:46No idea who may have pushed you?
22:50None
22:53Bleeding brain, coma
22:56Morphine won't help with clarity
22:59Yeah, what she said
23:01OK
23:03We'll leave it for today
23:05But if you start remembering anything, please, get in touch
23:11It would be my pleasure
23:14Why didn't you tell them it was me?
23:18We need to talk, Dawn
23:21Mum, have you seen John?
23:23No, love, but I reckon these two will be seeing doubles soon enough
23:27Boar!
23:29Yeah, we haven't tried the green bottle yet
23:31That? That's dishwasher fluid, love
23:33What's your point?
23:35I think I'm going to give Moira a little ring, see if she likes it
23:39I'm on my leg clipping the bar, mate
23:41You do look a bit like a hay bale to me there
23:44Oh, hey, hey, hey, maybe you could get married in the bar
23:48Or maybe this lack of wedding venue is a bit of a spooky omen
23:52That's brilliant
23:54Ignore him, I've just been to see Charles
23:56And Village Hall's asked for the big day
23:59Congratulations
24:01Thank you
24:03You're welcome
24:05Village Hall's asked for the big day
24:07Congratulations
24:09Yeah, two right, in fact, a toast to the luckiest man I know
24:14Speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech
24:20All right, all right, fine, fine
24:25It was a pretty bad day when I pitched up here
24:30Mum's funeral, van broke down
24:35But then this, this scally decided to take a shine to me
24:40Eventually
24:42Plus my amazing sister and nephew live just down the road
24:49I never believed in fate
24:51They always said you make your own luck
24:54But meeting you and being this happy was something I never could have imagined
25:01You have given me everything I ever wanted
25:06I love you
25:08Cheers
25:17Billy said you'd use this against me
25:21Or just say what you want to say
25:24Right now I just need you to
25:28Sit down, please
25:40Before it happened, before the, the push
25:48You looked so angry
25:51It's like I'd ripped your heart out
25:55You had
25:59I knew the whole village was gunning for me
26:01I wouldn't have cared if it was anyone else
26:04I hurt people, Dawn
26:06It's what I do
26:09But not Clemmie
26:12I know that you guys come as a package deal
26:14I figured if she freaked out then I'd lose you
26:17What, so, so terrifying her was the answer
26:20I can learn to be better
26:24I can
26:27I just lashed out, Joe
26:31I didn't even know what was happening until I saw you fall
26:37Panic much?
26:43You were just lying there
26:46And even after everything
26:49I couldn't have coped if you'd
26:53Have you told anyone?
26:57Billy
27:00Great
27:01He was the prime suspect, Joe
27:03I couldn't see him go down for it
27:06And then Clemmie would have been called in for questioning
27:08She has been through so much
27:13So we lied
27:16We covered it up
27:18Pretended we were back together
27:20That sounds cosy
27:22Until we couldn't do it anymore
27:25We titched the whole thing
27:28And he started blackmailing me
27:31For what?
27:34His silence in return for full custody
27:39He wants the kids
27:52You know, you got changed
27:54Had enough of stealing the show
27:56I've been called hot many times before
27:58But that was another level
28:00Less
28:01Maybe you need some water
28:05You can cut the concern
28:06It's just you and me here
28:10We don't need to pretend to be mates anymore
28:13You're jealous
28:15Of you?
28:18No, no
28:19You're weird
28:20No, you're not weird
28:21You're odd
28:23Little oddball
28:26You actually make my skin crawl
28:28Go home
28:29Before you ruin Aaron's day
28:31Better than you ruining his life
28:34Because you
28:36You talk rubbish, John
28:39All that drivel about Aidan
28:41Being dead and you being a great guy and a hero
28:45No, no, no, no, no
28:48Do you know what I think it is?
28:50I think it's a macho front for something
28:53Now, I don't know what that is yet
28:57But something in my gut is telling me
29:02I'll tell Aaron you left
29:03Yeah, you do that
29:04Because Aaron knows
29:06Wherever I am
29:07I've always got his back
29:09You might have fooled everyone in there
29:12But not me
29:14Because I see through you
29:18And it's only a matter of time before Aaron does too
29:31There he is
29:33Long time
29:34Ah, I'm just coming in for a drink, sorry
29:36No, no, no, no, no, come on
29:38What am I going to do?
29:39You're always a fireman
29:40Yeah, in your dreams
29:41I wish you were a fireman
29:42I bet you do
29:44Get some rest
29:48I should let you sleep
29:50I've slept enough the last couple of days
29:54I think I need the loo by now
30:00That's a good smile
30:02I'm so sorry
30:04I went too far
30:07Is an induced coma and a broken pelvis too far?
30:13I deserve to be in prison
30:16And I deserve to be in hell
30:19But even hell didn't want you, clearly
30:26That time that we were talking about our future
30:31And things got a bit heavy
30:34And you liked it
30:37I plan to start a new life
30:40After the operation in Chicago
30:44I couldn't do it, I had to come back
30:48I loved you
30:50And I still do
30:52You could still tell the police that I did it
31:01You're not going to prison, Dawn
31:04Okay?
31:06I slipped
31:08And I fell
31:10End of story
31:13If you just give me another chance
31:16I can rebuild the trust
31:18I can make things right with the kids
31:22Billy holds all the cards
31:26Not now
31:28I am awake
31:30And I'm saying it wasn't you
31:33No, he could still go to the police
31:35And tell them that you are covering
31:38They could believe him
31:39They won't, they won't
31:41He wants the kids, Joe
31:42He's not going to drop this
31:44And if they call me in for questioning
31:46Then I'll crack and
31:48I'm sorry, I just can't
31:50I can't do this
31:52Dawn
31:58Do you want to be with me?
32:01I want to keep my kids
32:06Dawn
32:08I wasn't expecting that, Dawn
32:10You've been there?
32:11Yeah
32:12You're not supposed to carry me with a special
32:14All in good time, eh? All in good time
32:16Not that way
32:18You smell lovely, John
32:20Well, I wish you did
32:22Wish I did
32:23A little bit more
32:24I wish you did
32:25Reversing
32:26Back, back, back, back
32:28And
32:30Oh
32:32Why
32:34You
32:36Are very
32:38Fit
32:39And you
32:40Are going to be an absolute nightmare in the morning
32:43I'll get you a bucket
32:45I don't need a bucket
32:48I need a kebab
32:51I love a kebab
32:54I'll tell you who else
32:56Loves kebabs
32:58McKenzie
33:01He also
33:03He also loves winding you up, doesn't he?
33:06He needs
33:08He needs telling him
33:21Yeah
33:22He does
33:34He does
33:55You got my message
33:58Where's my chocolate?
34:00What do you want?
34:01I'm busy
34:02Yeah, harassing your ex into giving up custody must be very time-consuming
34:06God, you really think you know her, don't you?
34:08Oh, I do
34:10Dawn has a very passionate temper
34:15But, you know, with no witnesses and me not remembering anything
34:20Well, I remember
34:22Every word that my daughter told me that you said to her
34:27I will apologise for that
34:29Oh, no, you won't, no chance
34:30You're not stepping foot near my kids again
34:33See, that's the thing, isn't it?
34:34They're not just your kids, are they?
34:38How much money have you got, Billy?
34:40Meaning?
34:42It's just
34:44I have so much more
34:47So, unless you want this to turn into a unsavoury legal battle
34:52That leaves you penniless and beaten
34:56Stop whining
34:58God, this is a step up from you threatening young girls
35:01You've got two choices
35:03Threaten Dawn again
35:05And I will end you
35:08Or play nice
35:12Dawn wants you in their lives
35:15Just keep a nice distance and we'll all get on just fine
35:18Do you know what?
35:19It's a shame that Dawn didn't do the job right
35:23Goodbye, Billy
35:25Learn how to share
35:26And shut the door on your way out
35:29Don't close your eyes for too long, mate
35:32You never know what might happen
35:38Well, it's getting late
35:39I should be getting off
35:40What? Why?
35:42I feel like all I've said is me, me, me
35:45And you
35:49Pretty dull, to be honest
35:51Throwing up the two brothers
35:52Was it all arm wrestles and bitch slaps?
35:55Yeah
35:56I guess me and Pete, we could fight over girls and bikes
36:00But you and Finn
36:02We would have clicked
36:04Clicked?
36:05My gran used to say that
36:08And Emma
36:09Mum
36:10What was she really like?
36:12Well, she was a nurse
36:14So pretty caring
36:16Funny
36:17People say I'm pretty funny
36:18Or sharp
36:19So sharp I could cut myself
36:22Yeah, I guess she could be quite alive
36:25Did you know my dad?
36:29We haven't got the same one, if that's what you're getting at
36:32Mum and dad, they were together
36:35And then they split up for quite a while
36:37I guess that's when
36:39You occurred
36:41Would your dad have gone nuts?
36:42Is that why she gave me away?
36:45Who knows
36:47Sorry
36:49I know she's gone, but
36:51I've missed out on tons
36:53Getting to know you or her or any of my real family
36:56Yeah, well, that's down to her
36:58She was far from perfect
37:00Yeah, of course
37:04Yeah, OK, so I'll pick them up after tea
37:07Great
37:08Yeah, thanks, Gabby
37:10All right, bye
37:12Got everyone doing your dirty work, have you?
37:14Eh?
37:15Who's next to tell me what I can and can't do?
37:17Wait, you've seen him?
37:18Yeah, his idea
37:19Because apparently you've given him the sob story about me wanting to take the kids
37:23OK, Billy
37:24Joe is not going to the police
37:25Oh, great, great, yeah, I'm really happy for you
37:27Can we just stop all this?
37:28Why are you even asking me that, right?
37:31When you can get your boyfriend to wave his cash around and have me back down
37:34Why? What's he said?
37:35Stop pushing for sole custody and leave you alone
37:38Or you'll make me bankrupt, or worse
37:40And you've agreed?
37:41No way
37:42Well, it's the right thing to do
37:44Look, he's a parasite, blackmailing, threatening me
37:48And why'd you even go near him?
37:50Dawn, what the hell have you turned into?
37:52OK, me and Joe are over, right, for good
37:54I don't want him
37:56And I don't want you
38:00So, erm, what's the thing you remember most about her?
38:06I don't know
38:07You don't know? You had nearly 30 years together
38:10Oh, you think so, do you?
38:12OK, I don't mean to fire questions
38:15Look, I get that you want answers
38:17But what difference does it make?
38:18Mum's dead, time's passed
38:20It's not going to change anything
38:21Yeah, but I need to know who I am
38:23You're you
38:24What's happened in my life has got nothing to do with who you are
38:28Look, this was a bad idea
38:30Why?
38:31Because you've met me now
38:32And I've told you everything I know
38:33Let's just leave it at that
38:35Just go and pick some mushrooms or something
38:38Just try and enjoy your life
38:48I don't believe you, Dawn
38:50I need to pick up the kids
38:51But you can't stay away from him, can you?
38:52Now he's awake, talking a talk
38:54Will you just move?
38:55You'll go crawling back
38:56Admit it
38:57Get off me
38:58You two, shut up
39:00I'm trying to get Evan to sleep
39:03If this is you making a go of it
39:05I seriously wouldn't bother
39:07Sorry
39:08Look, now Joe's doing okay
39:10I'm off back to Dubai
39:12So you can find yourselves another mug to referee
39:15I'm going to pick up Lucas and Clemmie
39:17No, no, I'll sort it
39:18Well, you better bring them back
39:19Of course he will
39:20Don't worry, I know my place
39:22Oh, and before you come to help her
39:25Ask her what she knows about the night of the party
39:27Do you want to know who pushed your beloved grandson?
39:30She's standing right there
39:38Isaac, will you hurry up with the bath, please?
39:40Bath?
39:41Sounds like a shout
39:44So, you were saying?
39:45Lots of walking?
39:47Yeah, yeah
39:48It was a bit of an epic
39:49Good epic, or...?
39:51Disastrous epic
39:52Think Titanic, but with fungi
39:55Well, why?
39:56It wasn't very nice
39:57No, it was fine
39:59Just not the type to stick a hammer in my head, which is good
40:02So why such a failure, then?
40:04Because it just...
40:05Look, it wasn't for me, all right?
40:07I'm not going there
40:09You mean you don't want to relive your past
40:12or you don't want another brother?
40:14Neither
40:15Both
40:17Did he mention his mum?
40:19Obviously
40:20And?
40:21You weren't mentioned, all right?
40:23Are you going to tell Peter about it?
40:25No, no, there's no point
40:27Look, we were different
40:29That's all there is to it
40:31We've decided to leave it
40:33Right, well...
40:35I'm sorry
40:36I know you've got your hopes up
40:38It is what it is
40:40Right, I'm going to turn in early
40:42All right
40:43Oh, you'd better barricade yourself in if you don't want Mackenzie in your bed
40:46Apparently he's got so drunk, Charity said he is her problem
40:50Family, eh?
40:51Yeah, all right
40:57You look me in the eye
41:00Listen to me, trying to piece it all together
41:04I know I lied
41:06I wanted to tell you
41:08And Joe?
41:11He knows
41:13Kim, I was just so angry at him
41:17When I found out everything he'd done and then he threatened Clemmie
41:20I just...
41:21I just pushed him away from me
41:23I didn't want him to fall
41:24He's going to hang you out to dry
41:27He's forgiven me
41:29And me and Billy aren't packed together
41:32I just have no choice because he said he was going to go to the police
41:35Tell them that I pushed Joe because he wants the kids
41:41Blackmail?
41:42Yes
41:46And Joe believes it really was an accident?
41:49Joe wants to make another go of it
41:52Because he loves you
41:54Well, regardless, it's over
41:57Is it?
41:59Kim, are you kidding?
42:00After everything that that man has done?
42:03After everything you've both done?
42:08Dawn, I have chosen so many men in the past for the wrong reasons
42:14My dad?
42:16No
42:17Will was a good choice
42:21But some, they haven't been based on love
42:25They've been about what I could get
42:28This is your chance to have it all
42:31Joe loves you because you're strong
42:34You're like me, you work hard to get what you want
42:40Embrace what's being offered
42:43Grab it with both hands
42:50The warrior returns
42:52Oh dear, Charity warned me that you were on your way
42:56Moira, we won
42:58Or rather, I took out
43:01Oh, I'm so courageous with my balmy army stories and my stupid face
43:06Is that supposed to be John?
43:08Yeah, he's a jumped up twerp
43:10Oh, give over, he's a nice enough bloke
43:12No, no, he's hoodwinked a lot of you
43:20I love you
43:50I love you