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00:00The preseason games, August 9th, they're going to play the Vikings.
00:03Okay.
00:04The second preseason game, August 16th, they're going to play the Carolina Panthers.
00:10Okay.
00:11The third preseason game, August 23rd, they're going to play the Detroit Lions.
00:16All right.
00:16Do we know?
00:16I'm sure we know where these games are at.
00:19You got three preseason games, Vikings, Panthers, and Lions.
00:23Week one, two, and three, the preseason.
00:25So the Vikings game is away, so they're playing in Minnesota.
00:29Okay.
00:30Don't you know?
00:31The Panthers game, they're playing at home.
00:33Okay.
00:33And then the Lions game, they are playing away.
00:36All right.
00:37All right.
00:38So you get one preseason.
00:39I don't know how we feel about that, but there you go.
00:41There's your preseason games.
00:43I like that.
00:43I like two out of the three opponents so far.
00:47Get a little Bryce Young action.
00:49You get the Detroit Lions.
00:51I mean, that's the total package.
00:52That's a damn good football team.
00:53That's fun, preseason or not.
00:56And then the Vikings, really good last year with Sam Darnold.
00:59And you get good old J.J. McCarthy, rookie with an asterisk, as a quarterback for them
01:06this year.
01:07Fun.
01:07All right.
01:08Regular season, week one.
01:11Oh.
01:11Oh, did you put it in the...
01:13I sure did.
01:13Yeah.
01:14Oh, I see.
01:15Okay.
01:15So what you're telling me is you would rather have me read this and not...
01:21He said yes.
01:26Chris is like, bro, I've reached my quota for airtime in the first set.
01:30I gave you the preseason.
01:31What more do you want from me?
01:33The producer reads the preseason.
01:35Hey.
01:35The host got the full season.
01:37Hey, that's fine.
01:38That's fair.
01:40All right.
01:40Well, let's get after this damn thing, shall we?
01:42All right.
01:43Now, let me see.
01:44Red is away and black is home.
01:46Okay.
01:46So regular season, week one.
01:50September 7th, the Texans are on the road at the Rams.
01:54That is...
01:55Boy, such small font here.
01:58That's a Sunday 325 game.
02:00Ooh.
02:01Not noon.
02:02How about this?
02:03How about this?
02:05Okay.
02:05Week two, home game.
02:07September 15th.
02:08That is a Monday nighter against the Tampa Bay Bucs.
02:13So there you go.
02:13Week two, you got Baker and the Bucs at NRG on a Monday nighter.
02:19Now...
02:20Week three, Jaguars.
02:22Hold on.
02:23That says Monday.
02:24But what's the time?
02:26Are they doing one of those double header Monday?
02:28It says 6...
02:29For the Tampa Bay, it says 6 p.m.
02:316 p.m.
02:31I would imagine, are these times Eastern time?
02:34Usually.
02:35Do we know this?
02:37All right.
02:38And you're right.
02:39It may be one of those double headers.
02:41Yeah.
02:41If it's that early, it may be a double header.
02:43All right.
02:43Because I'm trying to figure out...
02:45I just want to be sure, like, why the hell would they put something with, hey, here's
02:49Texans, Texans, Texans, but then put, like, Eastern time zone times on here.
02:53Yeah.
02:53It says 6 p.m.
02:54So whatever.
02:55That's what it says.
02:56Figure it out.
02:56We'll roll with that for right now.
02:57I'll just show up for work early.
02:59Regular season, week 3, September 21st.
03:03That is a Sunday Nooner against none other than the Jacksonville Jaguars.
03:08Week 4, regular season, otherwise known as International Day, sponsored by Kroger.
03:15That is a home game against the Tennessee Fake Oilers, another Sunday Nooner.
03:22Okay.
03:22I love those Nooners.
03:24Division games, home or on the road, guaranteed to be Nooners because the division sucks.
03:29So there you go.
03:30Week 5, on the road, at Baltimore, October 5th, a Sunday Nooner.
03:39Okay.
03:39Here you go.
03:40Bye week.
03:41Week 6.
03:42Not a fan of that.
03:42That is...
03:43Completely different than last year.
03:45Yeah.
03:46Last year, wasn't it around, like, week...
03:4714?
03:48It was very late.
03:49It was late, yeah.
03:49It was late.
03:50I was going to say 13 or 14.
03:52You know, typically, like, the Texans have, you know, gotten very lucky.
03:57The bye week is right smack dab in the middle of the season, usually around week 7, 8, or
04:019.
04:02Yeah.
04:03Which...
04:04I would think that's preferred.
04:05Yeah.
04:05If any team had their druthers, like, they would prefer that.
04:08Yeah.
04:08But early...
04:09Week 6 is early for me.
04:11An early bye week.
04:12Week 6.
04:13Okay.
04:14Week 7.
04:16Texans are at Seattle.
04:17October 20th.
04:18That is a Monday nighter.
04:20This says 9 p.m.
04:229 p.m.
04:25So...
04:25That's at Seattle.
04:27So that would start at 7 o'clock their time, 9 o'clock our time.
04:31That's probably another doubleheader kind of a thing.
04:33It's going to be on ESPN+.
04:35Week 8.
04:37Texans back home.
04:38October...
04:3926.
04:41Fox.
04:42That's repping H-Town.
04:44Brought to you by Bud Light.
04:46They've...
04:47They're hosting the 49ers that day.
04:50Sunday nooner on Fox.
04:52Then back-to-back home games.
04:55Week 9.
04:56November 2nd.
04:57The Broncos come to town.
04:59Sunday nooner.
05:00Fox game again.
05:01How about this?
05:02Back-to-back-to-back home games.
05:05Week 10.
05:06November 9th.
05:08Salute to Service Day.
05:10Sunday nooner against the Jacksonville Jaguars.
05:12On the road.
05:14Week 11.
05:15November 16th.
05:17Texans take on the Titans.
05:19That's a Sunday nooner.
05:21You've got a Thursday nighter.
05:23Week 12.
05:24November 20th.
05:25That's an Amazon Prime game.
05:26It's Battle Red Day.
05:28Home against Josh Allen and the Bills.
05:32There you go.
05:33And then week 13.
05:35Back out on the road.
05:36November 30th.
05:37A Sunday nooner against the Indianapolis Colts.
05:40Week 14.
05:43Did the Texans see the Chiefs week 14 last year?
05:48That was...
05:49You could be close.
05:52No, I think it was the Dolphins.
05:54I think it was the Dolphins.
05:54Because they did Dolphins, Ravens, Chiefs.
05:56Some iteration of that.
05:57Whatever.
05:58Week 14 this season.
06:00Which is all that matters.
06:01December 7th.
06:02At Kansas City.
06:03Sunday night football.
06:057-20.
06:06NBC.
06:06There you go.
06:07Week 15.
06:08It's Kids Day at NRG.
06:11December 14th.
06:13Sunday nooner against...
06:15Who was that?
06:16Arizona Cardinals.
06:17Cardinals.
06:18Then you get...
06:19Week 6 is a holiday game.
06:24Thank God it's not on Christmas.
06:25There you go.
06:26December 21st.
06:27It's like, hold on.
06:28Holiday game.
06:29Sean is very happy now.
06:31Holiday game.
06:33Sunday, December 21st.
06:34That is a 325 start CBS against the Raiders.
06:40And then week 17, it is a...
06:43Everything is TBD.
06:45Yep.
06:45Week 17.
06:46Nobody knows...
06:47Nobody knows what time.
06:49But we do know where.
06:50And that's at the LA Chargers.
06:54And then week 18.
06:55Same thing.
06:56Nobody knows when.
06:57But we do know where.
06:59And that is at NRG.
07:00It's Space City Day.
07:02Something...
07:03My sources tell me that the Houston Texans will be allowed to wear City Connect jerseys
07:09that day.
07:09And they will be dressed up as astronauts on Space City Day against the Indianapolis Colts.
07:14Don't trust the sources.
07:16That's your schedule, man.
07:18Yay.
07:18So there you go.
07:19Let's go.
07:39Thanks.

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