Jesse Watters Primetime (FULL) | May 14, 2025
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00:01Welcome to Jesse Waters' prime time tonight.
00:05I want to make a deal with Iran, but for that to happen,
00:07it must stop sponsoring terror, halt its bloody proxy wars,
00:11and permanently and verifiably cease its pursuit of nuclear weapons.
00:16Let's make a deal.
00:18We appreciate those camels. I haven't seen camels in a long time.
00:22George, did Obama use you?
00:25Why are you so nervous? You're shaking.
00:28You're shaking.
00:31Welcome to the Democrat Chronicles. The plot thickens.
00:36Get out of here. Go home. You're part of the problem.
00:39What steps have you taken to return Mr. Abrego Garcia?
00:44If he were to come back to this country, he would be immediately removed.
00:47Bad hombres can run, but they can't hide.
00:51You came here tonight to have sex with a 15-year-old boy.
00:54No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:57Plus...
00:58The concept of the nuclear family. It isn't really how we were designed to be.
01:04Trump's caught in the middle of an Arab love triangle.
01:14Two Middle Eastern leaders want the president all to themselves.
01:1847 left Saudi Arabia this morning.
01:21The prince was so sad to see him go, he rode along in the beast and waved goodbye at the gate.
01:27But it's not goodbye, it's see you later.
01:29The president has more deals to make.
01:31Next stop, Qatar.
01:33Saudi Arabia had gone all out.
01:35Qatar said, we can top that.
01:37The Saudis had five jets escort Trump.
01:40Qatar sent eight.
01:42Trump watched the F-15s through the window.
01:44And they were watching back.
01:46We caught one pilot snapping a picture of POTUS.
01:49But the press corps, full of panic-ins.
01:52You're gonna be surrounded by eight fighters, you know, in about seven minutes.
01:57Then you say, do we need them?
01:59And when they say yes, that doesn't make me feel good, right?
02:03What's the threat?
02:04Can they tell you what the threat is?
02:06No, there's, let's assume there's no threat.
02:10We have to assume that.
02:12Instead of lavender, the Qataris went with a Republican red carpet.
02:16With gold trim, Trump's favorite.
02:18The Sheikh met the Trump on the tarmac and they rolled into town with a cyber truck cavalry.
02:23Electric cars in an oil kingdom.
02:26Go figure.
02:27In the harbor, boats were using American flags for sails.
02:31The Saudis had white Arabian horses.
02:34Qatar had horses, camels, and sword dancers.
02:51The Saudis sent us a rare Arabian leopard.
02:54She's sleeping at the Smithsonian Zoo in D.C.
02:57But Trump's really more of a camel guy.
03:00The only thing he likes more than camels is marble.
03:03You look at this, it's so beautiful.
03:06As a construction person, I'm seeing perfect marble.
03:10This is what they call perfecto.
03:13And just a great job you've done.
03:16And what a beautiful place.
03:17And we appreciate those camels.
03:19I haven't seen camels like that in a long time.
03:21The Qatari leader was thrilled to have an American president in town.
03:25We're extremely honored to have you here.
03:28We're very excited, very happy.
03:30It's a historic visit.
03:32And I don't know if you know that you are the first American president to officially visit Qatar.
03:40Right?
03:41So we're very honored.
03:42We're very honored.
03:43But Trump just couldn't stop thinking about the Saudi prince.
03:47We always had a very special relationship.
03:50And we came from Saudi Arabia where we have another great man over there that's a friend of yours.
03:56And you two guys get along so well and like each other.
03:59You sort of remind me a little bit of each other if you want to know the truth.
04:03They're both tall, handsome guys that happen to be very smart.
04:06But he's also a very special guy.
04:11The Qatari said, forget about the prince.
04:14Why don't we just go back to my place?
04:16Nice house.
04:17Nice house.
04:22That might be the only house Trump likes more than Mar-a-Lago.
04:25Must be the marble.
04:27Then the Qatari threatened Trump to dinner and a show.
04:31After the sword dance, some music.
05:01But this wasn't an intimate dinner.
05:06I have a very good friend on my left.
05:10He said, do you mind if I invite just a few guests?
05:13And you mind shaking hands with them just before dinner?
05:17I said, sure.
05:18I didn't know you're going to have 400 people.
05:20Nah, it's an honor.
05:25So I know so many of you, so many great people.
05:27Then the Qatari started speaking Trump's language.
05:30Together, the U.S. and Qatar are feeding and fueling the world.
05:37This energy partnership alone is also valued over $1.5 trillion.
05:43So we have been drill baby drilling for the last four years.
05:47I'm glad to have you back on board.
05:50Qatar's pumping oil and sending us the money.
05:53$1.2 trillion.
05:54Not a bad thing for a day in Doha.
05:57Qatar put in the biggest order for Boeing's ever.
06:01$210.
06:02That's $100 billion.
06:04But this trip isn't all about money.
06:07Trump did something no president has done in 25 years.
06:11He met with Syria's president who used to be a bad guy.
06:15But now he's our bad guy.
06:17Trump won't inherit Biden's foreign policy.
06:20Fresh face.
06:21Fresh start.
06:22How did you find the Syrian president?
06:25Great.
06:26Great.
06:27I think very good.
06:28Young, attractive guy.
06:29Tough guy.
06:30You know, strong past.
06:33Very strong past fighter.
06:35Trump shocked the world by lifting sanctions on Syria.
06:38He says he's giving them a chance at greatness.
06:41We're trying to peel Syria away from Russia and have them play nice with Israel and peel Syria away from Iran.
06:48The less friends Iran has in the neighborhood, the better chance they sign the nuke deal.
06:53I hope you can help me with the Iran situation because it's a perilous situation.
07:00And we want to do the right thing.
07:03We want to do something that's going to save maybe millions of lives.
07:09We're really helping the region.
07:10We're helping the world.
07:11We're helping your country.
07:13And we'll try and get it done.
07:15If we can, we're going to try and get it done.
07:17They have to move quickly.
07:19And I just hope Iran realizes what a good friend they have right here.
07:24If we can sign a nuke deal with Iran, we can lower sanctions and bring their oil back online.
07:29And when we get the Saudis to pump more oil, it'll drive the price down.
07:33Starve Russia's war machine and force Putin to the negotiating table and end the war in Ukraine.
07:38We're also selling these Arabs chips, weapons.
07:41And if Netanyahu settles the war in Gaza, the Gulf states will re-up the Abraham Accords.
07:46And we can all do business with Israel.
07:48Everyone will be doing business together.
07:51Jews, Muslims, and the United States.
07:53Moscow will be pushed out of the region.
07:56China will be pushed out.
07:57And you'll have a nice U.S.-sponsored trade alliance with an American security blanket.
08:02Soft and cozy.
08:04Then we can pivot out of that desert back to the Western Hemisphere and to the Far East.
08:09It's where the action is.
08:11His main pitch this week is make money, not war.
08:15Trade goods, not missiles.
08:18It's a Hail Mary, and it might work.
08:21Newt Gingrich is the former Speaker of the House.
08:25All right.
08:26So we had McCarthy on last night.
08:28Now we have Speaker Gingrich.
08:30We've got to get Johnson on soon.
08:32What do we think about this diplomacy that Trump's undertaking in the region?
08:38Well, let me say, first of all, I want to congratulate you.
08:42That was a brilliant capture of what's going on.
08:46And you did an amazingly good job.
08:48And none of the elite media gets it yet.
08:51This is a historic, extraordinary moment.
08:57President Trump's speech yesterday in Riyadh was one of the most defining speeches of trying to move the world forward in a practical, realistic way.
09:09The relationship he has with Saudi Arabia is probably going to be worth two or three hundred thousand American jobs.
09:17The relationship he's going to have in Qatar, which, by the way, has the largest American base in the Middle East, about 10,000 troops, has been a complicated but firm ally of ours for a very long time because they're terrified of the Iranians.
09:33The decision, I don't know how long the decision cycle was.
09:37My hunch is it was a couple of days at most.
09:39The decision to meet with the Syrian president and to take the gamble of lowering the sanctions, trying to lure him into an alliance with Turkey and Saudi Arabia, who'd asked Trump to do this.
09:53I am certain this was President Trump's personal decision to take the risk.
09:59Normal presidents would have had teams look at it for six months in timidity.
10:04And he thought, you know, here's a chance to change history.
10:07And it was historic.
10:09So you've captured tonight, Jesse.
10:11I think people should realize these last couple of days are among the most remarkable we've seen with an American president.
10:20And it is a tribute to Trump's long term relationship with the crown prince in Saudi Arabia, to his commitment to the Abraham Accords and to the fact that he has the guts to take the risks that most presidents would would never have taken.
10:36And the press is just talking about a plane.
10:38They're missing what's going on over there.
10:41I mean, this plane, it's like all they talk about is a plane.
10:45What's going on there?
10:47Look, I used to say that when Teddy Kennedy got awake, he would say the answer is I'm voting yes.
10:54What's the question?
10:55The New York Times, the Washington Post, the major networks get up every day and say,
11:01what is the meanest, dumbest, narrowest thing we can focus on about Donald Trump?
11:08They're missing.
11:09And then this, of course, is typical.
11:10They got Pulitzer Prizes for lying totally about Trump.
11:13So why not continue down that path?
11:15They've missed totally both the economic side of this, which is hundreds of thousands of American jobs.
11:22The national security side of this, which is a tightening alliance with both Qatar and Saudi Arabia that isolates Iran.
11:31The remarkable shift of Syria, which at one time was allied with Russia and Iran, has now basically flipped over to our side.
11:41And if you'll notice, both in the case of Syria and in the case of Saudi Arabia, Trump is saying bluntly, you need to recognize Israel.
11:50We need to have commerce making money, not making war.
11:54And as I can't overstate his speech yesterday was truly historic and began to set a framework for practical, realistic relationships that move the entire region into a whole new world.
12:07All right.
12:08Everybody at the end of the show, go watch the speech again on YouTube and then go look at the sword ceremony for fun, too.
12:16You'll enjoy both.
12:17You'll enjoy both.
12:18Speaker Gingrich, always a pleasure.
12:20Johnny questions George Clooney on the coup.
12:25Right back.
12:30The Democratic Party's leaking like Bernie after a big gulp.
12:35Every day there are more stories coming out about the big guy.
12:38Turns out Biden was a skeleton.
12:40One supporter said Mr. Biden was nothing but bones after seeing him in a photo line in Philly.
12:46The evidence, irrefutable.
12:48Even Jake Tapper's confessing.
12:51What do you think of conservatives now criticizing you and the media in general for how President Biden was covered during his administration?
13:00I think some of the criticism is fair, to be honest, of me.
13:05Certainly I'm not going to speak for anybody else.
13:07But knowing then what I know now, I look back at my coverage during the Biden years and I did cover some of these issues, but not enough.
13:17I look back on it with humility.
13:19But Tapper's saying, don't look at me.
13:21It was the White House.
13:23And we should note that the Biden White House falsely, when people showed that clip and asked what was going on, said it was a cheap fake.
13:32They did this all the time when there was video that seemed to show Biden acting in an odd or unusual, seemingly out of it way.
13:39They would call it a cheap fake.
13:40It was not fake.
13:41It was actual video.
13:43For four years, Fox reported the cheap fakes were a cop out.
13:46We all knew Biden was losing it.
13:49He couldn't even remember the name of his buddy, George Clooney.
13:52Speaking of Clooney, we sent Johnny to catch up with him after his Broadway show.
13:56He was a little camera shy.
13:58I promise.
13:59I'll be back.
14:01Jesse Waters has a question for you.
14:03What?
14:04George, why'd you wait so long to speak about Biden's condition?
14:08Oh, hi, man.
14:09Are you recording us now?
14:11Say hi to Jesse for me.
14:12I'm a huge fan.
14:13You're a huge fan?
14:14He likes what you did with your hair, George.
14:17George, did Obama use you?
14:19Why are you so nervous?
14:20You're shaking.
14:21Why are you so nervous?
14:22You're shaking.
14:23Why are you shaking?
14:26The media ran cover for Biden and lost their credibility.
14:30Some of them even lost their jobs.
14:32Like Chuck Todd, who's now blaming everyone but himself.
14:36I find everybody now talking to these authors, get out of here.
14:41Go home.
14:42You're part of the problem.
14:43Now you tell us.
14:44So I just, and I find, you know, the reason why the Democratic Party has less credibility
14:49today.
14:50Here's an unpopular president and the Democratic Party has a worse rating than the Republican
14:54Party with this catastrophic governance that we've seen over the last 120 days.
14:59And yet, why is the Democratic Party in worse shape?
15:02Because of this distrust.
15:04Everybody knows it's a bad look to run interference for The Walking Dead.
15:08But Robert De Niro is saying artists of the world unite.
15:12He's calling for a global uprising against Donald Trump.
15:16In my country, we're fighting like hell for the democracy we once took for granted.
15:23You can't put a price on creativity, but apparently you can put a tariff on it.
15:29Of course, this is unacceptable.
15:33All these attacks are unacceptable.
15:37And this isn't just an American problem.
15:40It's a global one.
15:42Unlike a film, we can't just sit, all sit back and watch.
15:46We have to act and we have to act now.
15:50Oh, they're acting.
15:51Our new friend Sri introduced articles of impeachment and then said, guys, please stop making fun of
15:59me.
16:00They talk about my hair.
16:01They talk about my appearance.
16:05They talk about where I was born.
16:09They talk about everything.
16:11My looks.
16:13They talk about my age.
16:15They talk about why I should be deported back to the country where I was born.
16:22They talk about my past business dealings and they distort my business record.
16:29Nobody has said to me, Mr. Tanadar, the seven articles of impeachment that you presented to the U.S. Congress,
16:38their piece of for the record, primetime never said we wanted Sri deported ever.
16:45It's just that impeachment's stupid.
16:47And Sri's party agrees.
16:49Quote, this is the dumbest effing thing.
16:52Utterly selfish behavior, said a House Democrat.
16:55What a dumb, said another.
16:58It's a waste of effing time, said a different House Democrat.
17:02Meanwhile, Carville wants a bunch of words banned.
17:05He never wants Democrats to say these words again.
17:08Listen.
17:09This is another really stupid word.
17:11Oligarch.
17:12Who the **** knows what an oligarch is?
17:14Don't use words like that.
17:15Don't use words like intersectionality.
17:17I was listening to NPR and had this panel discussion like they're doing.
17:22They talk about intersectionality.
17:23I literally thought they would kind of go overboard in ecstasy on the radio.
17:30OK, it's a real thing.
17:31No one uses the term intersectionality except for NPR.
17:36You can't just change the language.
17:38You got to change the ideas.
17:40Stephen A. Smith says words don't win elections.
17:43Actions do.
17:44What we really, really care about in the end is whether or not something is best for America.
17:52And there's substantial evidence that proves it, not just lip service, not just pledges, not just guarantees, but actual acts in writing that shows the nation stood to benefit.
18:09If that happens, the GOP wins the midterms and the Democratic Party as we know it will be eviscerated because it would be the latest nugget of evidence that the American citizen has completely lost faith in the left.
18:32The host of the Sage Steele show, Sage Steele.
18:37How are you doing, Sage?
18:39I'm great, but I'm shaking my head listening to my former colleague, Stephen A.
18:44I'm sorry.
18:45Go ahead, Jesse.
18:46How many times you bring me on the show and I get frustrated right away because, because, because he knew he is so smart.
18:54He is so well read.
18:55He knew the whole time.
18:56And what did he do?
18:57He admitted that he still voted for Kamala Harris because he doesn't like the way Donald Trump presents himself.
19:02So you actually are part of the problem.
19:05So when people like that come out and lecture the rest of the world, you lost your credibility a long time ago.
19:10Presents himself.
19:12How does he present himself?
19:14What?
19:15I mean, that's kind of a strange thing for a guy to say about another guy.
19:21I'm going to leave that to you to interpret at the at the end of the day.
19:27I just think the big picture here is, yeah, he's absolutely right.
19:31Stephen A., who I do love and respect, still to this day and always will.
19:34He's right that the trust is lost.
19:36The trust left a long time ago, I think, for people who were willing to take the time to read and to educate themselves.
19:44And from a journalistic perspective, to me, that's what was so devastating to see Jake Tapper four years ago get emotional when talking to Laura Trump and shut her down instead of asking questions.
19:56By the way, he still hasn't publicly apologized to Laura Trump.
20:00So why don't we start there with these men and women on the left?
20:04And the first step to fixing something is usually accountability, owning it.
20:09That's where it begins.
20:10But the problem is, you know, they lost that.
20:13They have proven they can't do it.
20:15And I keep hearing people say, you know, the debate back in June.
20:19That was the moment where I realized I interviewed Joe Biden, Jesse, four years ago, right after he took office, when I was still at ESPN.
20:27I'm a sportscaster.
20:28I don't work in Washington, D.C.
20:31And I saw it, by the way, via satellite.
20:34So I just wish there would be some honesty.
20:37And then maybe the Democratic Party would have some hope to bring people back.
20:41But when you continue to lie and now make money off of books acknowledging things to me, too little, too late.
20:48And I hope people don't buy those books.
20:50Well, he's definitely getting a lot of press, but you don't even need to buy the book.
20:54You just had to watch Fox four years ago.
20:56James Carville.
20:58He's banning words.
21:00You can't say intersectionality, oligarchy, community community.
21:04Do you think the Democrats should stop talking like college professors and just start acting like real people?
21:11Again, for me personally, that ship has sailed.
21:17Please just give me the list of rules which continue to change.
21:20What has been so interesting to me lately is they're another level of angry now.
21:24One of the clips that you showed and the full screens with all the F-bombs and everything else.
21:29I mean, fine, go for it.
21:31But they seem to have kind of lost their mind.
21:34And instead of focusing on what can make their party better, bring them back, they're going nuts on other things.
21:41And to me, that is very, very telling.
21:43I think for years the Democrats took for granted that people were just going to believe them because you know what?
21:48They did.
21:49They ran their campaigns much better than Republicans for years and years and years.
21:53And then they said, trust us, Chicago, New York, Los Angeles.
21:58And I think finally people didn't look at what they were saying, but the actual actions, as Stephen A. Smith said there.
22:05And to me, the last straw again, when Barack Obama went into Pittsburgh and scolded black men.
22:10So people finally like took all of the information and made the decisions on their own.
22:15And at the end of the day, what is best for America right now would be regardless of party.
22:21When you make a mistake, when you screw up, when you continuously lie to the people that you say that you care about.
22:27You got to own it. Apologize. Apologize to Laura Trump.
22:31Jake Tapper. Apologize forever. And to me, that's the only way we heal.
22:37Am I ridiculous and too much of an optimist to hope that we can get to a better place?
22:43Maybe I'm the idiot.
22:45You're not the idiot. Not that I needed to say that.
22:48But I think you're asking a lot of people.
22:50I think you're asking a lot of Jake and you're asking a lot of everybody to come clean and be honest and admit they didn't do the right thing.
22:58And that's hard for a lot of people. I mean, it's hard for everybody to say I was wrong. I'm sorry.
23:04Especially guys. We never say we're sorry. We're never saying we're wrong.
23:11I trust that you would do that when necessary.
23:15But, hey, it's not just the media. It is the White House.
23:18It is the former commander in chief. It is his wife, which, by the way, tell me why they keep putting him out there.
23:24But you know what? Thank you. Thank you. It provides further proof of the lies that they told for so long.
23:30All right. You're demanding apologies now. Jake Tapper and Dr. Jill.
23:34Yes. All right. The apology tour will commence.
23:37Sage, good to see you. Thank you, as always.
23:40Wait till you hear what Barack texted Michelle. Right back.
23:45The border, it's a ghost town. Malugin's going to be out of a job soon.
23:54Might have to send him to the mega prison. Maybe Johnny first.
23:57But ICE is on a roll and they're getting cocky.
24:00This is how we do. Nobody do it like we do. So show us some love. This is how we do. We make a move and act a fool while we're nothing.
24:12Secretary Kristi Noem's been a big part of that. She's an ICE raid regular.
24:16Noem hit the hill today proposing her department's budget. Democrats didn't hear a word because all they could think about is what she's wearing.
24:25Whatever got you here, Secretary Noem, I'm glad you found time among your many photo ops and costume changes to testify about why President Trump is seeking more taxpayer dollars.
24:42After insulting the secretary, Democrats did the unthinkable. They relapsed on their favorite drug, the Maryland dad.
24:49What steps have you taken to return Mr. Obrego Garcia pursuant to this court order?
24:58It's got to be extremely discouraging to be one of your constituents. To see you fight for a terrorist like this and not fight for them is extremely alarming to me.
25:08I'm fighting for due process. And that's under the Constitution. Gentlemen, you should fight too for due process.
25:13Swalwell couldn't help himself. He put Kilmar's MS-13 knuckles on a canvas and fell harder for the gangster than Fang Fang.
25:22I'm secretary. I have a seven year old, a six year old, a three year old. I have a bull detector. I'm just asking you, is this doctored or not doctored?
25:30Sir, the protocols in the case built against you. Answer the question. We're exactly the same. We will not be bringing. Was it doctored or not?
25:38Noam's right. Kilmar's never coming back. Judges are catching on to a new ruling says Trump's Alien Enemies Act is no problemo.
25:48Meaning if Homan smells a little MS-13 on you. Adios, amigo. Bearded Pete says screw the courts. Kilmar is not a criminal because I said so.
25:57They're saying like, oh, well this guy, you know, he's a criminal. The whole point is that no one person, least of all, no one politician gets to decide that you're a criminal.
26:13Who decides? We have a process. We have laws. That's what due process is. You're not a criminal because the head of the government of the country you live in says you're a criminal.
26:27Meanwhile, Homan's ice fans are getting a lot of mileage. In Tampa, ice pulled up to a construction site and snagged a dozen bad hombres hiding under the scaffolding.
26:37They didn't have the proper permits or papers. In Houston, Hector's in custody. He's got a giant rap sheet, big coke head, tried to flee ice on foot, but it didn't end well.
26:49Hector got thrown to the ground harder than Mahomes in the Super Bowl, but at least he didn't climb up the tree.
26:54Or this Biden migrant that got iced. He's a Venezuelan hitman who popped four people. Biden gave him a work permit. Oops.
27:09Can't even escape on boat either. This bust recovered millions of dollars worth of illegal drugs.
27:16Nothing's stopping Homan's ice army. In Massachusetts, two suspected illegals in a van were surrounded and ice smashed their window
27:24and dragged them out. NBC interviewed the activist who recorded the bust and made her the hero.
27:31Yet another encounter between immigration and customs enforcement and the public.
27:36This video taken Tuesday morning in downtown Waltham, showing ICE agents forcefully arresting two men in a van after seemingly ignoring their orders.
27:45Mileni Herrera recorded the video. She recently took a course on how to document these encounters and help inform people of their rights.
27:52And when ICE's hands are full, Chris Hansen's suiting up. He's not ICE Barbie, he's ICE Ken.
27:58At this rate, his series on catching illegal alien sex predators might just get 10 seasons.
28:04His latest sting in Louisiana, where a Venezuelan illegal named Enrique thought he was getting lucky with the team.
28:10You came here tonight to have sex with a 15-year-old boy.
28:32You came here tonight to have sex with a 15-year-old boy.
28:41No.
28:43You asked...
28:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
28:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
28:51Chris Hansen joins me now. All right, so this was another bad ombre.
28:56This was a sting recently with Sheriff Jason Ard in Livingston Parish.
29:01And yes, not only did he show up for a 15-year-old boy, it turns out, and HSI was right there for the sting,
29:08that he was already under investigation by HSI for human trafficking.
29:12So was he coming there just for the boy, bad enough, or was he coming there to recruit the boy for human trafficking?
29:19And then we found a Chinese national in that sting who showed up for a 15-year-old girl,
29:23been in this country for nine years on a student visa, studying opera at LSU.
29:29What else was he studying?
29:30Opera at LSU. Oh, boy.
29:33I heard you got another guy. It was a BLM-er. Do we have that tape?
29:37Just back from Polk County, Florida, Sheriff Grady Judd, and we have the tape of this guy who we arrested.
29:44Let's watch.
29:44There's a gun.
29:45Go, go, go, go, go.
29:49Oh, man, I'm telling you.
29:52I'm on the ground. I'm on the ground. I'm on the ground. I'm on the ground.
29:54Please, dude, I said no.
29:57We literally have the sex trafficking one.
30:00Get up. Get up. I'm not talking. Get up.
30:02I'm not trying to have anyone, please.
30:05I literally said no.
30:08I lit. Can I please? Can you grab my shoe?
30:11Move.
30:12So this BLM-er is denying anything.
30:1535-year-old Aston Mack, BLM activist, worked with challenged children in Orlando,
30:20claimed to me that he had the sex trafficking hotline number on his phone in his pocket,
30:26was just going to help this girl out.
30:27But the texts tell a very different story, Jesse,
30:30and you'll see that all on True Blue by Streaming Crime Network.
30:33All right. So they lie to you, but you have the texts every time.
30:36I have the texts every time. And here's something else.
30:39This guy told me three times he was 30. Now, I know he's 35.
30:43So if you're lying about something as simple as that,
30:46what does Ed say about the rest of your scheme that evening?
30:49All right. True Blue, Chris Hansen.
30:51Takedown with Chris Hansen.
30:52And the podcast, Predators I've Caught.
30:54They've Caught quite a few.
30:56All right. Ice Ken. There he is, everybody.
30:58Thank you, Jesse.
30:59Soak it in. Sleeping Democrats, dancing robots, and the Obama's marriage.
31:06Straight ahead.
31:16Time for Water's Cooler.
31:17Let's bring in Madison Allworth.
31:18How are we doing?
31:19We're doing great, Jesse.
31:20I love being on with you.
31:21I know you do.
31:23Michelle and Barry have been denying divorce rumors for months,
31:26but people still aren't convinced.
31:27Maybe because Michelle keeps revealing strange details about their relationship on her podcast.
31:34Did you know Barack sends her articles questioning the nuclear family?
31:38Barack and I have talked about this because he sent us an article.
31:43It talked about how unusual the concept of the nuclear family is.
31:50The concept of two parents and children building their lives together is a relatively new concept
31:58to this generation.
31:59That it isn't really how we were designed to be because we're kind of pack animals.
32:06She's also taking shots at the former president and his mama.
32:10Mish was worried to move her girls to the White House, but Barack was accustomed to the chaos.
32:15Listen.
32:15I worried about my girls.
32:19Barack wasn't worried about it because he was more of a transient kid.
32:24His mom was an anthropologist and traveled the world.
32:28And he was born and raised in Hawaii, but spent time in Indonesia.
32:34His mom was in.
32:35She wasn't there.
32:36He didn't know his father.
32:37He grew up with more instability.
32:40And remember what sparked the rumors in the first place?
32:42Michelle ditching Jimmy Carter's funeral and Trump's inauguration?
32:46Well, it turns out she's still practicing saying no.
32:50She no-showed her nephew's wedding.
32:53Speaking of exceptional, Malia and Sasha at the wedding.
32:57Your oldest wedding.
32:58Yeah, they came to the wedding.
33:00We did not.
33:02First of all, what's going on with this nuclear family?
33:07Yeah, I don't know.
33:08That's tough.
33:09I think she's trying to make a larger point that we really do need more support than just
33:14the nuclear family.
33:15But her delivery is confusing.
33:18What about a nuclear family doesn't make sense to her?
33:21I'm not sure.
33:22I do like the idea.
33:23As someone who's thinking of having kids and stuff, it's ideal to have more people around
33:27you.
33:27All right, stop.
33:28Stop.
33:29If your husband sends you an email questioning the nuclear family, you're just going to be
33:34like, ah, you know.
33:36Well, he's not my husband yet.
33:37So I'd be like, do we want to go through with this?
33:39Because we are going to be a nuclear family.
33:41Yeah.
33:42But I do think, I think she's, it's not the best delivery.
33:45I think she's trying to talk about the larger family.
33:47Well, it's not that.
33:48You have a harem of children.
33:49Don't you want more help, Jesse?
33:50I don't think harem of children is the right phrase, but we have plenty of help.
33:56She's talking about running with a pack.
33:58She's not even at her nephew's wedding.
34:00I know.
34:00I think that's really bad.
34:02I think the Obamas must get so many wedding invites and there's probably conversations
34:06that I'm like.
34:07It's a family wedding.
34:08Exactly.
34:08I feel like that is inexcusable.
34:10I love that she also had the need to mention it, that she didn't show up.
34:14And then on top of that, just also going back to the adjustment thing, she really did Barack
34:19dirty.
34:20Oh, he wasn't worried about them adjusting.
34:22Maybe he was worried about leading the country.
34:25Also, didn't we discuss this when he was like, hey, hon, I'm going to run for president.
34:29And if I win, that means we're moving to Washington, D.C.
34:32It means the girls will be going to school there.
34:34Like, none of this is a surprise.
34:36This is what they were hoping for.
34:37So, again, you know, why?
34:40What's up, Mish?
34:42Again, Mish, get it together.
34:44Not a book plug, but might as well be.
34:46Still available where books are sold.
34:48Next, the Ways and Means Committee pulled an all-nighter last night debating Trump's big,
34:53beautiful bill, causing a few members of Congress to conk out.
34:56This is Congresswoman Debbie Dingell, who totally isn't sleeping.
35:00She's just resting her eyes.
35:03You know, not a good look when the last president napped all day.
35:09Yeah, it's not a good look.
35:11I feel bad.
35:12Weren't you, like, in college classes passing out?
35:14I passed out on Gutfeld.
35:16There you go.
35:17I mean, that show is so boring.
35:19But you're at least, you're paid for this.
35:21They're elected.
35:22You would expect them to stay up.
35:24It's a terrible look.
35:25They should just try to find that cocaine from the White House.
35:28It'll pick you right up, from what I've heard.
35:32Every time Howard Nuttnick comes on the show, he whispers sweet nothings about the tasks Elon's robots are going to be doing in the next few years.
35:39And while they're still not cleaning my house or watching my kids, they can bust a move.
35:45What do you think about that?
35:47I don't think any job is safe.
35:50How is this robot?
35:52What makes it any worse than me?
35:54They are going to be out of a job.
35:55Yeah, like, this is incredible.
35:57The video was also, he posted another video where it was a lot worse.
36:01So I was like, oh, we still have some time.
36:02This robot is seriously busting some moves.
36:05It has some really humanoid movements.
36:08It is alarming.
36:09Can the robot do the robot?
36:11It probably can do it better than you, Jesse.
36:15I thought that was pretty good for a white guy.
36:19We're born with certain traits.
36:20Oh, look at you.
36:21Now you're just showing off.
36:24I can't even do that.
36:26Did I just send it?
36:27We'll work on it.
36:28I got to get out of here.
36:29In the break.
36:29All right, we have a new rule for men.
36:32Not for me, for Madison.
36:35Pedicures are acceptable for guys.
36:38What do we think?
36:39Not just acceptable.
36:40Should be mandatory.
36:42You encourage guys to get pedicures.
36:44I don't know if you can see the bottom of your own feet, Jesse,
36:47but I have to imagine they're not pretty.
36:48I'm not that flexible.
36:50Exactly.
36:50Let me tell you.
36:51Did you see me just dance?
36:52Yeah.
36:53It's not good.
36:54I don't, when you go to the salon and get your pedicure done,
36:57there is nothing like it.
36:58They're going to clean your cuticles,
37:00scrub the dead skin better than you ever could or probably ever have.
37:03So, yeah, I think that should be mandatory.
37:06Manicures, I'm out on that.
37:07Pedicures, 100%.
37:09No manicures.
37:10Definitely men should get pedicures.
37:12No polish.
37:13Yeah.
37:14Clean.
37:14Not even a clear coat.
37:15Not even a clear coat, whatever that means.
37:17All right.
37:17We're going to add it to the list.
37:19Madison, thank you very much.
37:20You're welcome.
37:20I'm going to dance my way out of here.
37:21More primetime straight ahead.
37:23So, this wasn't a MAGA hat we had on set.
37:30You know what this says?
37:31Make pedophiles afraid again.
37:34Chris, Chris Hansen gave it to me as a gift and he signed it.
37:38Thanks a lot, Chris Hansen.
37:39Oh, excuse me.
37:40Ice Ken.
37:42Here you go, killer.
37:43Let's do some texts.
37:45Jim from the Villages, why didn't the sword dancers do the YMCA?
37:52Well, they would have beheaded themselves.
37:55Paul from Arcadia, California.
37:57Is it me or does it seem like Cutter wants to become the 52nd state?
38:03Cutter might become a state faster than Greenland.
38:06Andy from Brigantine, New Jersey, Trump's favorite game show, Let's Mecca Deal.
38:12Or Gutfeld's new game show.
38:17Don't remember what it's called, but that'll be his second favorite.
38:21Tom from Manisqua, New Jersey.
38:23I think George Clooney has darker hair than you now.
38:26How is that possible?
38:28What do they call it?
38:30Hair dye for men?
38:31I forget.
38:32Larry from Spartanburg, South Carolina.
38:35If George was a real primetime fan, he would have recognized Johnny and stayed far away.
38:40Everybody stays far away from Johnny, whether they know the show or not.
38:45Marlene from Waldo, Florida.
38:47It would take a lot more than George Clooney to make Johnny shake.
38:52Caroline from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
38:55What's the difference between Johnny and Joe Biden?
38:58Johnny recognizes George Clooney.
39:00Oh, man.
39:04Yeah, if you don't recognize Clooney, you're brain dead.
39:07Jeff from Alpine, Utah.
39:09When you take your wheelchair through the airport, do you make Johnny push?
39:13I do.
39:14And I don't pay him.
39:16Keith from Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.
39:18The pedicure trick is a trap.
39:20They just want you to pay for it.
39:23You know what?
39:24You're right.
39:25Eh, pedicure's on the house.
39:27Have I ever gotten a pedicure?
39:30That is the question.
39:32Have I?
39:34I have.
39:36Because of the stuff at the bottom of your feet, the calluses.
39:39Those things could wound your woman in bed.
39:43DVR the show.
39:45Sean's up next.
39:45Always remember, I'm Waters, and this is my world.