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00:00all right rundown may 12th happy birthday dad it's my dad's birthday uh oh we missed uh we
00:08missed tim cobbett march 8th march 8th happy birthday to my mom kind of do what as i have
00:15happy birthday to my mother may may 12th as well yep 60 today oh congrats i was commenting before
00:22i ev looks like the fat guy and and yeah i i can call him fat boy again i i generally save that
00:30for ohio state michigan but we have celtics next but doesn't it look like that picture the giant
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03:02let's get into uh big game game four tonight i i think the knicks are dead like i'm not i i made that
03:12and i'm gonna say this about the knicks i actually think they're a likable team they don't really have
03:17like for a superstar jalen brunson like never talks um and the guys on the team that like the big guy
03:24who misses free throws like he's likable when he missed like sometimes you he he like falls down
03:29when he air balls so the knicks on the court likable team tom thibodeau likable coach like a try
03:35the knicks fans obnoxious bing bong all that
03:38do you guys think you have a chance honestly yeah i i mean i i think tonight is like a
03:46i think we'll really know by the end of tonight uh i don't think you can even even
03:52like i didn't think they were going to win game three obviously getting your doors blown off is
03:57not ideal but i didn't think there was a world where they were going to sweep the celtics or even
04:01win in five i thought they got off to a good start but like i i think any knicks fan who was like oh we
04:05got this in the bag is fucking crazy so i don't think many knicks fans were feeling that way i feel
04:11like if the celtics go out there and shoot you know 60 from three again you're going to be in trouble
04:14but i think they've also proved that if the celtics don't shoot the lights out they can hang
04:19with them in pretty much every other aspect so uh well just a caveat the first two games
04:24were literally the two worst shooting games the celtics had all season yeah but like and they
04:31barely lost yeah i know but it's also like if they don't shoot well again like but not shooting well
04:38like if the celtics shoot below average i think they win by double digits if they shoot the worst
04:45they've ever shot it's a coin flip i just they're too good this is like they've already proved they've
04:52won they've just never those first two games are never going to happen again and i i've said like
04:58i think i'm surprised cleveland's down 3-1 but i think they're good i think indiana's pretty good
05:03i think denver's pretty good i think um okc is obviously pretty good i just don't think that
05:10the knicks aren't on that let they stink i don't think we see my only my only counter what you're
05:16saying before is that in game two we had i believe our worst statistical offensive night and we won
05:22i agree with you that you guys can't if you guys play an a game or even like a b game you'll probably
05:26always beat us i can see that but i i believe so much more than i did like a week ago because we could
05:32have a really bad offensive night and still win we obviously had to grind out a low scoring game
05:35that well that's the problem though ev is like i don't think i mean they're averaging under 100
05:40points like you you know that's got they they got to start to put the ball in the basket you can't
05:44beat sure in a seven game series you can't in 2025 you can't be scoring 90 points and win the series
05:49but i i think that brunson is is the best player on the court i think he's been i i don't think it's
05:54been even a great series for tatum uh i feel like if it's awful till the last game yeah and so i feel
06:00like he you know if brunson goes off if cat goes off like it's just it's the job is certainly not
06:06done but i also don't think it's over because they you know because of game three like like if
06:12that was a if that was a close game would would your opinion be different a loss is a loss whether
06:17it's closer no i like i i don't think the knicks are very good like i just don't think the knicks are
06:22good and i think brunson is great and yeah cap gets in foul turkeys all right but if you look at
06:27their teams they're just in a seven game series if these teams played a thousand times in a seven
06:35game series maybe the next get one is this the one out of the thousand i don't think so i i don't know
06:43maybe they don't even get one after game one it was like the celtics won't do that again they just
06:49did it again so yeah i mean the celtics do throw in even last year like but they lose by 20 when they
07:00had those nights the fact the knicks like i don't know i mean we'll see we'll see um we'll see uh you
07:10know and i love like next fans i don't know what like you guys are so obnoxious when you win and you
07:17always are you're obnoxious when you win a regular season game and you're doing the bing bong stuff
07:21you know crazy you assaulted that poor like lady security help security yeah she got assaulted so
07:28i don't find knicks fans like i think that's likable i mean i of course when you're playing
07:35against it you don't you don't want to see that but like they're the they're the most passionate
07:41fan base like out there they're throwing parties on the streets and regular season wins like that's a
07:45good thing i don't know yeah yeah yeah if you're a knicks fan i guess i can live with it when you're
07:49playing against them in this little new york boss and like i said i don't really hate the next team
07:54they're tough to hate they don't really do anything they just like they don't really talk cat is kind
07:58of hateable but like overall not not not a hateable team so if i had to pick right now i still think
08:05it's going to be okc versus the celtics you think they're coming back from 31
08:09oh no i thought you meant two two yeah two two uh so i so i went to the game on on uh saturday
08:21shout out game time and uh and then we drove in so i was in the parking lot in the garage right next
08:26to the fucking garden and so obviously miserable getting out the traffic was insane i'm pissed off
08:33i'm like this sucked i thought it was gonna be a fun thing and the guy right in front of me i look
08:37through his back window and right where you put your phone if you have like a holder is fucking
08:42you on his phone and he was scrolling through like all of your videos and i could just see your face
08:48laughing and i knew exactly what it was and it was just like the worst possible thing it is fun to
08:54stomp on you guys like you were all high and mighty after two i saw like uh meek assaulted clamor
09:00and that was just that was nuts it was awesome to have a front row seat of that oh i mean if it
09:07was incredible or clamor threw a punch i feel like that would have been justifiable like so i was there
09:12i didn't i didn't realize until after that pat that pat was so in the fiasco because we're all
09:17sitting there we all kind of have a little power almost like for the nicks fans it was like i come
09:21down over oh my god like we're up to this is fucking i never in my wildest dreams imagined this
09:25and pat's sitting there like i swear to god if meek phil got hit by a fucking car leaving here i
09:29wouldn't give a shit like so like just so fucking mad at him and then i saw the video and i was oh my god
09:34okay like i i get it
09:36because clover clover has this way of being so condescending that like i couldn't wait to just
09:59mush in his face after like we won up i was like you better not let us come back down because i'm
10:04going to stick in your face and then meek just comes literally over the top off the top rope
10:07and he's like fuck you fuck you so you almost like and then there's like the shot where the
10:11three of us are all like yeah fuck you fuck you but meek took it meek meek blacked out meek full
10:17on he blacked out i i will say i i don't want to put tonight as a must win for the celtics
10:23but like i have i'm not nervous at all i think tonight like decides it if the celtics i think can win
10:31three and roll if they lose tonight but then you're at the risk of one of those bad shooting
10:35nights right peering out of nowhere but see that's the thing man like obviously those two games were
10:40like their worst shooting performance but when you live and die by the three you can die by the
10:44three you i mean they're like afraid to shoot other than three yes and no yeah i would be worried if
10:54they didn't steamroll through the playoffs last year win the championship if they didn't have
10:59another great season this year like so i they they've proven it over the course of like 200 games
11:07that they don't string a lot of these together so but like i don't even think you know brunson's
11:11has some good fourth quarters but i don't even think he's been like awesome so if you run into like a
11:16a career night from uh you know one or two of those guys in that i like they can withstand that i
11:22they're just too deep the celtics like are too deep we'll see um nhl uh
11:29uh that you guys watch the nhl it's been crazy i got nothing nuts i mean the night's ending was
11:36i mean that was last second goal insane biz is obviously now in a 2-2 war a funny shirt like
11:42biz thinks or i forget what that shirt they got ugly biz nasty biz uh his idiot i think it was idiot
11:49yeah elio told me i i bet eight to one finals florida against dallas so i'm rooting for that but
11:56overall been great hockey i haven't been paying i mean i've been watching the highlights some of the
12:00games are late um but the nhl playoffs you'll always have the people coming out this is what
12:05playoff hockey nothing like it this clip i don't know if you saw i thought it was funny so it's bu
12:10softball boston university and they do like you know march madness type reveals like hey you're this
12:19seed and we've all seen a march madness um i'll send you the clip i have you guys seen this
12:24no i'll send it to right now it's very funny friday night against the terriers of boston
12:31university champions of the patriot league led by casey ricard a 20 game winner with over that's
12:39surrender cobra on their heads but they're gonna head in there and fight like a terrier so i've never
12:45seen this reaction on one of these where like they're cheering like hey we're in the tournament
12:51and then they put up who they're playing and this oklahoma is it like they're a wagon they have been
12:55and it's instant like surrender cobra they're like hey we're fucked i've never seen that ever in one
13:04of these like no matter who they play in march madness it could be like you're playing uh yukon and
13:10you're like the 16th seed and they still cheer these girls they may not even show up after watching
13:15is that the easiest bet of a lifetime well i mean it's a mismatch beginning with i will say i haven't
13:21checked this is gonna i don't know why i'm watching i like texas tech to win the women's college softball
13:29world series i don't know what their odds are but they have a beast on the mound they won the big 12
13:35they won the big 12 regular season they're probably the favorite but i gotta look up you know what who's
13:39who's the team with uh mary bonds that chick's awesome you know that story is that barry bonds's
13:46kid no no well no her nickname's mary bonds i don't know her real name she uh she she's but she's doing
13:52barry bonds type shit she's like her batting average her home runs per game average that i didn't even
13:58know existed is like 500 and she did not see a pitch like the entire fucking series season whatever
14:06and it was finally bottom of the sevens bases loaded one run game they threw her one strike
14:12she smokes a grand slam like she is the the most dominant softball hitter of all time she's
14:17unbelievable i don't know when i can get these odds i'm looking everywhere i don't see him yet so i'll
14:22have to get back to you on that uh puppet shot kind of interesting development i was watching this
14:27it's the puppet shot like world championships guy comes up he sucked like i'm talking you expect when
14:34you're watching puppet shot world championships like maybe they miss once like you're expecting
14:40the speed just switch this guy this guy honestly was worse than you would who you'd see at a local
14:46arcade he was horrible he actually replied he's like i had a bad night um puppet shot has reached out
14:55and i don't totally get the the the nature of the qualifications which may explain what how this guy
15:01got in but they're like if barcel wants a spot we probably have one it's like august 1st somewhere
15:07so maybe we do an internal oh i was gonna say so so there is a sully his name is uh nick de moranis
15:15and he is in it he was a five he's in it he's in it so he dm'd me a while ago being like i don't know
15:22if this is uh if you would do like a one minute man video on this and i kind of forgot about it until
15:27i saw you posting about it and he he i think he's like a little bit of an underdog regular dude
15:32just like good at pop a shot and he's in the he's going to be in the championship on august 1st so i
15:37was thinking that oh wow we already have something i i gotta be honest i'm not taking the league
15:42overly seriously by virtue of the fact well now three things a that guy we saw was horrible b we already
15:50have a guy in it and c we are offered another spot without doing anything so i don't know i don't know
15:56how qualified these people are he sent me some videos of his uh the quarter quarterfinals or
16:01whatever like he's he's lights out as far as you know we all can see like i don't know how
16:07you know he just hits every shot i don't know yeah yeah you gotta go quick i mean that guy didn't hit
16:11any uh last one mj michael jordan is going to be part of peacock big announcement oh wow yeah so he's
16:20going to be part of special assignment editor i'm not 100 sure what that means but uh i'm
16:27interested to see how he does i mean who knows like i said i i love brady i don't think he's good
16:30at football i don't know that jordan will be good at this i don't know what he's doing
16:34i mean they must have paid him just an astronomical amount of load for him to even say yes to this how
16:41much i mean what gets michael jordan off the couch like to do like real work too if it's like
16:47golf or gamble fine but like to be also i just think he's kind of notoriously not good at like
16:53other shit right like he wasn't a good executive he never wanted to coach or anything i feel like he
16:58does what he does and that's it but i guess there's always
17:02a level of i i don't know if like relevancy is the word i would look for but like
17:11charles barkley and shack are like so relevant to like everybody still because they do tnt
17:18like jordan's been retired for a long ass time and obviously there's the myth and legend and all that
17:25jordan but younger people like he's not very public you don't see him very often so maybe there's just
17:33and he is he like i'm thinking if i were to find out that like their next sports documentary
17:39was like co-signed or picked by michael jordan that wouldn't make me be like oh this is gonna
17:45be good yeah right and you can look at a guy i always think like joe montana joe montana
17:50is just sort of like irrelevant and he has been for a long time and he he doesn't do anything
17:56but he's like before brady maybe the greatest quarterback of all time
18:00but he's just like gone and when you're gone
18:03you're sort of getting like forgotten a little bit so maybe it's and i'm not saying that's with
18:10jordan but you know i'm of jordan's age so he'll never be forgotten to me but i'm old now so you
18:17know if you're a teenager young 20s all those people know barkley inside and out not because of
18:24his playing days but because of his tnt days you know and and also anything like entertainment wise
18:30i would be more uh like i would trust chuck more than it's hard to see any of this shit i will find
18:39out i mean he's never really tried to do it right right that's true like i thought he was good on the
18:44last dance yeah so is he is just like i guess we don't know but is this a special assignment on
18:49camera or he's like an executive is he it sounded like on camera to me but they didn't really they're
18:55just special assignment to peacock so who knows um anything post show
19:00oh i mean rico on uh rico on a name was crazy with that that uh the local the local chick i would say
19:11i just said on the podcast rico is like one of a kind almost irreplaceable in the sense of like
19:19who else gets involved in these things but it's always unintentional and he can't ever like
19:24actually it's never like good for him it's always like at his expense well he's a certified lunatic i
19:30mean it was for me for me it was that he came back months later like we don't obviously dave's like
19:38grudge guy like there's no greater grudge guy than boss no he literally is a shade away from being a
19:45serial killer like that like if you put serial killer chromosome makeups versus bosco makeup
19:52they're as close as they can be without like crossing the line so yeah all right uh good luck
20:01boys tonight i'm looking forward i i love all those celebrities in the front row next i mean nick's a
20:06star-studded like i was googling as timothy chambellay actually from new york i was i was a real fan he's
20:13from the city he's from manhattan i'm pretty sure yeah no yeah he's from new york and he was like
20:18watching i was watching him watch the game he is like in it yelling at the refs like he is not
20:23i love it i love it i saw ben stiller responded he's like this isn't good to my video but it's true
20:30it's just all these people uh and there's lots i don't know bad bunny you don't know who bad bunny
20:36no i don't know about him being a nicks fan he was there he was there in the front row
20:40yeah a little bit obviously he's just a star he's just a star still stiller's a true fan stiller really
20:46still 100 yeah so how do they decide then how's bad bunny get front row because there's got to be
20:53well he's also like the biggest music star in the world so i think yeah but there's like all right
20:59and in stiller i assume has tickets or whatever and tracy morgan's there every game puking on himself
21:05doing whatever uh but all those people are there every game how do they decide like if i'm the
21:11nicks box office don't you want the actual huge nick fans like in the front not a superstar yes but i
21:20think you're all you're underestimating i mean bad bunny i think they would kick patrick ewing out of
21:23the fucking building for bad bunny he bad bunny is like internationally like the biggest name in the
21:28world i know this in boston i get floor seats before bad bunny no questions asked that's how
21:37we do things in boston though it's like you keep your loyalty and like you're real i just don't
21:42also think big bunny is going to celtics games well he was at the celtics game the other night
21:46in boston no at the next game yeah he's going to the garden
21:51did he fly in or was he there i'm just saying like i'm trying to think who is a gigantic nicks fan
21:59that didn't get courtside and he gets courtside just if you're saying he's not a real fan of the
22:05nicks which i don't know i don't know either i'm not sure i mean they keep i mean if you notice like
22:09they have set like for example like former players like marbury and like spree on like mellow they have
22:14a section for them like yes courtside like under the bench celtics do that they have like separate
22:19like they don't have like separate i'm talking like okay wait dave dave taylor swift or you at
22:24the celtics front row yeah i i think i think they i think they accommodate both but i'll say this
22:36about this but if you had to pick because like i think they give it to me funny is like that level
22:39i think they give it to me okay then then you know then that might hold true for bad bunny but he is
22:45you know now it may not be if i called like two hours before the game no but like i i know which
22:58games i can go to i let him know and they will it doesn't matter who came at the end to be like oh
23:03we gotta bump dave they wouldn't do that they'd be like he's been coming to games for 20 years and
23:09we we save them and and i respect this like i respect it and i love it because that fits me but
23:16i'm actually saying the reverse on the next side like who are those diehard nick fans who don't get
23:23the seat because bad bunny got it but i think like you know you know spike lee's there tracy morgan
23:27but do they have i assume those guys have like tracy morgan like stiller and obviously spike lee
23:33they're there like every game i assume those are like those are their seats yeah but even like for
23:38example like bobby bacala like steven sherbet he's courtside like every game like he's always
23:42done well for himself he's not like bad bunny timothy chalamet level of star and he's like bobby
23:48bacala is courtside every every game yeah it was he courtside this was he courtside this past game
23:53i think i mean he's there like 90 percent of the time well that that would be somebody i'm saying
23:58like if he's going like he should be there and i have no problem with timothy shimley he's a gigantic
24:03fucking star in a real knicks fan we don't even know that bad bunny's a bad not a knicks fan i'm
24:08just right he might be one of them yeah yeah yeah but i did notice him there i would guess he's not
24:13to be honest but that's what my point you're saying is like the knicks knicks games are
24:20a celebrity event whereas like boston is gonna give it to the sports fan which i do like better about it
24:27like but the garden becomes this like event as opposed to the game you know all right well good
24:34luck fellas if the celtics lose you still like we're good no no it'll i do i still think they'd win
24:44yeah are we good no what what what what are you talking to we see you talking to somebody no i'm
24:50getting the like we got to get on the car to go to the airport all right well i'll say this just look
24:55at the odds the celtics are like gigantic favorites still like minus 370 or something so but if the
25:01knicks win tonight you think the celtics still win the series but you're a little nervous yes but it
25:05would shock me if they lost if they lost tonight but i still think they win regardless good night