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00:00They've been playing way better since grimace showed up here, but then the hawk to a showed
00:10up and they start playing even better walk so hot to look good spit yes yep it's the
00:19rundown wearing pink pants salmon trousers come on the hell you doing come on like a
00:24coke dealer come on come on be salmon pants because we are streaming right now oh hello
00:29uh running they go yeah yeah they're just they're just pink they're just pink and we're
00:37not streaming this isn't live no we're recording right now hold on hold on woman alert the
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01:24you 30 off uh all right so the Mets and Phillies have dominated this company lately yes we had
01:32yesterday the Mets and i guess today by the time you watch this they will have played again
01:37but yesterday they played the Mets went up 2-1 they won pretty easily but Smitty after a an
01:44absence over the weekend and a long long blog explaining exactly why he wasn't there which i'm
01:52i've turned 40 before my wife threw me a party i wouldn't have missed that either so i'm on his
01:56side for that but long vlog he shows up yesterday walks in talk shit peter lonzo home run hits a
02:02home run in three seconds and then he walks walks right out you grimace fuck you grimace
02:09goodbye
02:39a party for coming to work for the first time in 10 years and the next pitch is a home run
02:44thank you smith did he walk right out he did it was kind of like the revolving door whoop home run
02:49and he's gone oh the uh grandpa simpson meme grandpa simpson yeah where was grandpa simpson
02:53going is it a bar there's a speakeasy that that garth was was garth doing like a a goodfellas
02:59thing where he was like working with the mob gotta be real with you never seen the simpsons that's
03:03not wow that that can't be never seen this not only okay put aside that it's a pop culture thing
03:09and it's a long show you seem like you wrote the simpsons i've never seen the simpsons but thank
03:14you i think uh make me a rich man i'm not uh it just seems like you're it's very in line with
03:21no no i was a south park kid family guy adults and i'll be i like family i'm a family guy yeah
03:27it's funny it makes me laugh uh i i mom mama mom mom mom mom yeah that part i remember that
03:33thing being the baby lewis lewis uh-huh mom yeah good show great show the kwanzaa the kwanzaa hut
03:40in the photo wait what do you decoys lois decoys uh see yeah what the hell goes on in that screened
03:48in porch huh you you might say it was shockingly you could do salmon pants like uh a big number
03:55on scales both you and salmon it's making me want a bagel put that on a bagel i smear
04:02i don't understand what the i'm wearing i'm wearing pink pants that's i always wear pink
04:07pants on wednesdays you know what you're doing yeah you oh are you doing a thing i'm doing a
04:11thing i'm a mean girl i mean i'm being on wednesdays wear pink and october october 3rd
04:18was mean girls day i think wait isn't it breast cancer awareness month oh there you go there we
04:23go and press get checked yeah yeah if you're like so smitty showed up and frank is smiling
04:31frank he couldn't help himself could he he was happy as a lark that's something that you just
04:37don't see every day that would be like me loving myself oh my god having normal legs yes brandon
04:42having a real boat wow these things just don't happen it's uh it's it's yeah it's once in those
04:49blue moon kind of things yeah again i'm saying that we're talking about what happened yesterday
04:55by the time this comes out he might have absolutely he might have murdered everybody
04:58in a gambling cave i don't they play at four o'clock today i think oh my god if they lose
05:03like imagine imagine if shirts had calories yeah he put it all back on all those walks for naught
05:10i'm gonna say too looking at that room and i say this with love yeah i would not be shocked if
05:15someone is dead by the end of this series someone being dead based on what just will one of them
05:21murder the other maybe a hard time a spontaneous combustion spontaneous combustion or your rico
05:29i'm not gonna say we're catching on fire would be hilarious it would be the
05:32tiniest yeah it'd just be like a candle just a little he's he's the width of a small bundle
05:39of sticks yeah what else can we call that oh man what can we call clemmer
05:48what do you call a small bundle of sticks kindling right kindling yeah kindling yeah
05:52that's what you call it uh grimace mania has taken over new york so i'm late to this
06:10grimace let's go let's go let's go let's go it's been going on for a while this happened
06:24early in the season early in the season no no no because they've been playing way better since
06:28grimace showed up here but then the hawk two has showed up they start playing even better
06:32hawk two is a mets oh hawk two is all over the mets right now but what's the omg thing i don't
06:37is that a walkout song for one of the players i think they've just chosen like seven or eight
06:41memes they need to narrow it down they have a good luck pumpkin one no kidding good luck pumpkin
06:45they have yeah peter lonzo bought a pumpkin in a pumpkin patch when they were they're they're
06:48breaking up they have seymour wiener i think who the fuck is seymour they had a guy throw
06:52out a pitch his name was seymour oh it was and i thought it was philip mccrevis
06:58so calling into moe's bar uh wait a minute
07:03you've made a fool of me once again
07:09um padre's dodgers fernando tatis swaggiest guy in the world are you guys more into tatis
07:16or are you butt kiss guys two different sports and parts of the body uh
07:24what's on that you you made 200 notes what what i'm more of a rolly finger scout myself
07:31it's raleigh fuck it's raleigh fingers he had the handlebar mustache
07:39you have a lot more to choose from yeah go ahead this is very okay we've already passed all the
07:43topics and i none of these were good enough to use not one give me one give me one from the
07:48mets and the fillies that you didn't use what is dwight shrew gardening and chris brown love
07:53interest to exit a bakery and a kid on molly at a skrillex concert have on common with smitty
08:00what i'll get beat right now pretty bad
08:06yeah no what about what about um yeah this match-up is like
08:12the first five minutes of any dude meeting you met and fills
08:22okay god damn it you didn't even have to write that down
08:26no he didn't he was just carrying that one around in his pocket for no reason
08:31i i have a my notes app i have to upgrade
08:36all right uh padres dodgers uh tatis is going crazy
08:41god damn it well that's a rundown going crazy and uh tom de long he's the lead singer of what band
08:50blink 182. tatis got mad at me today we were on mostly sports he said tom de long was saying at
08:57the padres game i said who the fuck is tom de long you should i think you should know you should
09:01i know yeah he's like 182 was uh for a decade you could not escape them they were they were
09:08mainstream he said blink 182 ran the music scene for a decade yes and i said they were a good band
09:13when i was like in college but i i knew him for like two or three songs i didn't stick with them
09:18i didn't stay around for them dominating music i like green day more all right so that's billy
09:23joe armstrong right okay but i thought blink 182's lead singer was hoppus they alternate
09:29yeah really yeah it's not the same guy every time not the same guy every time oh my god damn so the
09:33drummers of the kardashian how do you know yeah yeah they're pretty pop culture relevant all of
09:37them who's the drummer travis barker travis barker oh he was pink pink is pink no travis
09:43fucking pink no who was married to pink travis pastrama well wait no who's josh
09:49jumel married to fergie fergie no i'm almost travis barker and pink never did a thing
09:56they were never married uh i make that up he's the the carl malone of drummers married a 13 year
10:02old girl no but he's had a lot of sex oh you could have picked out will chamberlain what do
10:08you think carl malone is known for oh he's not a sex man he's a pedophile okay and he's the mailman
10:14i am having all men you're okay no no no is it because you put the phillies jacket on because
10:20you were comfortable before oh did you put the philly jacket on for this so now the mic is on
10:24okay i won't get through it we're gonna get through it so anyway they were singing uh blink
10:28182 song there as blink 182 from san diego they are from the padres guy they're from around that
10:35area yeah callie callie yeah probably from la jolla la jolla just said i was that's who won
10:41season three of american idol la jolla oh no never mind it's a boxer he's talking about what was
10:46latoya's name wasn't latoya jackson it was latoya jackson no that's michael's that's the one that
10:51was in playboy janet was the good one michael jackson did you see that uh lisa marie in her
10:57biography no kept her son i saw this happening is this what you're talking about no michael
11:01jackson was a virgin till 35 okay what that's insane that's not you would that's not being that
11:07famous you'd trip and fall into it yep he michael jackson fucked a lot right he i don't know he
11:14might have just been he doesn't give a fuck a lot of energy i might get i might get lampooned for
11:17this i think he was an odd bird you think yeah michael jackson might have been an odd bird
11:22you're on to something i don't know you're thinking of like older michael jackson when
11:25the face was just totally gone like like 25 year old michael jackson when he was like doing beat
11:31it and all that that guy was fucking i don't know even at his 20 he kind of talked like this
11:35so did mike tyson yeah mike tyson he took what he wanted
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12:31a victory this fall with stella blue coffee kate are you nervous that there was a potentially
12:36coolest baby of all time born you have cool kids what but apparently the coolest baby of all time
12:41has been born how the son of tony hawk had a child with the daughter of kurt cobain that's true yes
12:47that baby is far cooler than my children and yours and all my son i was fine i was already out
12:53son of tony hawk fuck the daughter of kurt cobain is that also the daughter of courtney love that is
13:00it is yep hot take courtney loves cool as hell uh i love her yeah yeah no i think she is i think
13:08i heard the daughter thought that she did it for a little bit the daughter thought she killed
13:13i think okay okay tony hawk's son your if your dad's name is tony hawk what can your name be
13:20that's at school what's what's his name hawk wait are you setting up no no it's not a hawk
13:29no but that would be funny yeah i guess there's a hawk he doesn't go by hawk junior
13:34he goes by no wait what's his name billy hawk oh that would be cool
13:39johnny hawk johnny hawk would be cool johnny hawk would be cool as hell
13:44is is hawk his name or is it a real name hudson riley hawk hudson hawk hudson hawk
13:53that was a movie wasn't it uh no that was a movie with ethan hawk no hudson hawk was a bruce
13:59willis movie i think okay and it was terrible but hudson hawk's a badass what's his middle name
14:04riley hawk hudson riley but hudson hawk that's a badass that's a good name uh is her was her
14:11name cobain her name's francis bean cobain i like that too i still think we're headed
14:17towards a hawk to a reveal here why all bean and bean and hawk cut together
14:23i mean we're headed towards something no i just i saw it
14:27but there is potential for a is it on there no fucking no my no uh football guys being dudes
14:36lion center frank ragnow punched dan campbell into a wall to prove he's healthy enough to play this
14:40week fair or foul with dan campbell it works yeah if you punch any other coaches assault
14:47there's a few coaches that can be punched i think and why did he could have been can you punch you
14:53can punch rabel you can punch campbell mcveigh tomlin i think you probably punch no you don't
14:59think so no you can't punch mccarthy would be fun to punch yeah can't punch sean payton can't
15:08punch sean payton uh mike mcdaniel would die yeah who's the davis guy with the haircut oh you're
15:15talking about davis i feel like i feel like i feel like mark davis yeah yeah like one of those soft
15:21it would go right through like pinata-esque yeah uh you could punch i oh he's punchable
15:27he's a douchebag uh and then uh jim ursay the owner of the colts bill belichick are going back
15:34and forth uh belichick says during their games the colts pumped in noise ursay says
15:41ursay says bill belichick is a liar and he's wrong what do you think i mean ursay isn't the
15:48most credible source i mean he's he's a he's a drug-addled maniac remember when he tweeted
15:53pussy no he just tweeted the word pussy he tweeted a picture of a pussy like a like a
15:57gape pussy uh yeah just a a young naked woman i think interesting that he was with or just when
16:04he found online i think when he found old dudes love just find they love curating hot naked
16:10chicks they find online they love collecting them yeah they collect them yeah they'll walk
16:15oh check this one out hey what do you think of that yeah and like oh you just showed me
16:19a shocking image of i could have found that yeah uh kate did you have some topics that you wrote
16:24down nope nick you had a topic hate myself i saw kiana reid why do you hate yourself you're fine
16:30you're okay my grandma had a grimace joke that just didn't grip wait what was your
16:35you gotta get do the grimace joke no it's not it's not good it's tough we will uh i will i will
16:40do his name to your joke oh no i'm over to you no no no hurricane milton hurricane milton i'm
16:52following five different fellows right now who are riding it out one so wait one of them is bound to
16:58die they got lieutenant dan out right they actually did they got lieutenant dan out this morning he
17:03was on a boat in the harbor and he said i'm gonna stay i checked in last night his boat the water
17:08was already up over the cement his boat was like and it's not even there yet right he came popping
17:12out he's like i'm still here they're like you gotta go then there's rich cement house lady
17:16where her husband and her built this giant cement mansion and they're like lieutenant danning it for
17:21real where they're like fuck you we're gonna be able to withstand this is it a nice looking home
17:25or is it like a bunker looking no it's a nice looking home but it's all cement and during
17:29helene they were not a direct hit but it went all the way up to their second floor well he's not
17:33even close to what this one's gonna be they're directed this time and they're like so i'm
17:38following religiously then do you remember caroline calloway yeah the scammer the scammer she walked
17:43so anna delvey could run she is on a first floor apartment on the waterfront and she's like uh-oh
17:48this is a problem she's apparently staying it out uh and then river daddy this guy on there on one
17:54of those springs there directed area shack got washed away during helene uh but he said i'm gonna
18:01tie his boat to like a palm tree or something he's gonna like ride it out to you why i'm kind of why
18:05are these people doing this why am i addicted to watching like the the wealthy ones like caroline
18:10calloway i assume has money the mansion get out yeah did you see how much flights were to get out
18:15yeah they just that's a little fucked up yeah it's way fucked up yeah also the highways like
18:21have you ever experienced a hurricane down in a i've never experienced i've never experienced a
18:24hurricane down like on the coast i've i've inland when they wash in and they're like tropical storms
18:29by the time they get to us but i've never i've never anything over category two i've never
18:33experienced okay so i've never experienced a hurricane you no i haven't and who did you say
18:37was controlling this one it was a group of people right it's just liberals in general
18:45goddamn sorrows
18:49when do people start deciding that people are controlling the weather uh that people
18:52just need some people people just have to put something online yeah i mean we've had hurricanes
18:56forever we've had all this forever and you get the the government flies drones and planes into
19:02the hurricane oh yeah so it kind of lends itself what are they droning in there what are they
19:07dropping every time i hear that that there's just hurricane planes yeah do i just have a
19:10misunderstanding of what a hurricane is because that sounds like the most impossible to fly in
19:14no they're getting real bounced around banged up yeah but they're fine they're okay yeah they're
19:18fine they're brave souls are they over it guess they kind of go through it guess when the first
19:22time we ever did that is 1989 hurricane hugo world war ii the 1940s we flew a plane in 40
19:29we're things like better back then we didn't give a fuck back then though we fly there was
19:35planes i guess are pretty tough to planes trains automobiles all of it yeah i don't understand it
19:40but yeah pretty neat all right anything else um take rage but wait hold on hold on let's flip it
19:48let's do the grimace show okay no there's no real jokes let's see i i just had an explainer
19:53of the grimace thing because i didn't i don't get it i understand it okay um
20:00pink pants brandon's wearing pink pants like like a girl what that's um that was low-hanging fruit
20:07pink those are loud pants did you just walk up one set of stairs did you just walk up one set of
20:12stairs