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00:00¡Suscríbete al canal!

00:30The Thunder Cops

00:31Barbariana

00:35Tricerica

00:38Dynamite

00:40The Hacker Man

00:42And Kung Fury

00:45What are you gonna do Kung Fury?

00:47My job

00:48Well shit, it's Kung Fury

00:50They're on a mission

00:52To clean up the streets

00:54But when the worst criminal

00:57Of all time

00:58Unleashes an army of darkness

01:01On Miami

01:01It's time for the Thunder Cops

01:04To take down the Kung Fury

01:07Fuck you

01:08And send Adolf Hitler

01:10To Adolf

01:12Hell Tlair

01:14Seek fail

01:15Strap in

01:17Gear up

01:19And hang on

01:21For the ultimate portion

01:23Epic Threat

01:24Right

01:25Come Fury

01:31I will be

01:32Well I've had it up to here

01:35With you damn Thunder Cops

01:37All these Nazi fighting

01:38Is a waste of my goddamn time

01:40Lucky for you

01:41The President of the United States

01:42He disagrees

01:43So

01:44It's given your task

01:45Was a new leader

01:46Michael Fassbender

01:54Is a cult magnum

01:55The best goddamn FBI agent

01:58In the world

01:59Fury

02:00Meet your new partner

02:02I hear you're the best

02:03Miami's got

02:04That means dick all to me

02:08You wanna catch Nazis

02:10Then you follow my code

02:11We follow the police manual

02:13I play by two rules

02:17Rule one

02:21In this fucked up zoo of life

02:24There are too many lions

02:27Trying to eat the innocent monkeys

02:29So when a lion gets loose

02:32I eat that goddamn lion

02:34I eat its ears, nose, testicles

02:38The whole kitten caboodle

02:40Then the other lions

02:42Realize that's pretty fucked up

02:43And they stay in their stupid cages

02:46I eat lions every goddamn day

02:52If you're not prepared

02:54To do the same

02:55Then you hang up that hat

02:57Walk out that door

02:59And you never come back

03:02Catch my drift, compadre

03:04I'm not your goddamn compadre

03:08Fuckstash

03:09I don't give a shit

03:13What you are

03:13You wanna make it justice, Omlet?

03:17Let's crack some prime eggs

03:19You never told us your second rule

03:22Rule two

03:26Rule two

03:27Stay out of my way

03:35One's a no bullshit renegade FBI agent

03:41The other is a no bullshit renegade cop

03:45They may not see eye to eye

03:49But when brush comes to shove

03:51They have each other's back

03:54I think it's time we stop using rule number two

04:09I don't want you to stay out of my way

04:12I want you to stay

04:15In my way

04:17You're like a goddamn brother to me, Fury

04:21You're the best damn cop I've ever seen

04:24Nothing will ever tear us apart

04:26But when a mysterious threat

04:33Cuts cult magnum out of the picture

04:36Taekwondo

04:37Kung Fury makes it his mission

04:40To find the killer

04:42And make them pay

04:45Kung Fury, the movie

04:49That was when Kung Fury

04:53Quit the Thunder Cops for good

04:55The Thunder Cops are stupid

04:57Teamwork is bullshit

04:59From now on

05:00I work alone

05:11Kung Fury, Ray Porter, CRJ5, Miami News

05:17Sorry babe

05:18I don't do autographs

05:20Tonight's top story

05:21Crime raids are going through the roof

05:22And Kung Fury is doing nothing to stop it

05:24How does it feel?

05:25I talked about my feelings once

05:27Got a damn good cop killed

05:29I found this at a crime scene today

05:32Son of a bitch

05:36But it turns out

05:39Adolf Hitler is still alive

05:43How the hell is he still alive?

05:44I threw that son of a bitch into a volcano

05:46We have a sample of the most deadly villains from across time to age with our attack

05:59Now, he's taking over America

06:03Arnold Schwarzenegger is the President of the United States

06:07Must be after our deadliest weapon

06:09Must be after our deadliest weapon

06:11The Patriot

06:16Time to take out the trash

06:18I know a shortcut

06:20Using my second grade's dimension

06:21The Internet

06:22I know a shortcut

06:23Using my second grade's dimension

06:25The Internet

06:26The Internet

06:27The Internet

06:32Not the Internet

06:33Not the Internet

06:34The Internet

06:35The Internet

06:36The Internet

06:37The Internet

06:38The Internet

06:39The Internet

06:40The Internet

06:41The Internet

06:42The Internet

06:43The Internet

06:44Come in

06:45Now

06:48Only Kung Fury

06:50And The Thunder Cops

06:51Can help the President stop Hitler

06:54¡Suscríbete al Hitler!

06:56Antes de que se despegue su arma más diabolical de ever.

07:02¡Holy shit!

07:03¡Gunshocks!

07:09¡You and me, Taekwondo!

07:11¡This ends now!

07:12¡There's just one thing he didn't count on!

07:20¡I thought you were dead!

07:22¡No!

07:25¡But I was your partner!

07:26¡It was all a cover!

07:28¡I joined the Nazis and became Taekwondo!

07:31¡But I was a bad guy the whole time!

07:33¡Good!

07:34¡Because I secretly wish you were a bad guy anyway!

07:36¡Because you're such a shitty partner and friend!

07:39¡Good!

07:40¡Because that really nice heartfelt card I got you for your birthday

07:43was actually for somebody else!

07:45¡I didn't even know it was your birthday!

07:47¡I don't even remember what birthday card you're talking about

07:50because I probably threw it away without looking at it

07:52because I don't care!

07:53¡It was on your desk for six months!

07:55¡Not that I noticed!

07:58¡That was another card!

07:59It happened to be the same card

08:01but from somebody else way cooler!

08:03Nobody cool ever gave you a card for anything

08:06because you're a piece of shit cop!

08:08Just fucking kill him, will you?

08:10We're all waiting!

08:12Now...

08:16Confuri is traveling across time...

08:22...and space...

08:25...to reunite the Thunder Cops.

08:27Call in the Thunder Cops.

08:29Right away, Confuri!

08:31...for their biggest mission yet.

08:33I'm here to kick some Nazi ass...

08:35...and smoke some cigars.

08:45Thunder Cops!

08:46Time to take down this asshole.

08:48From the creators of the smash hit...

08:50...Comb Fury...

08:52...comes the greatest movie...

08:54...of all time.

08:55No!

09:05The Nazis stole Thor's hammer.

09:07They destroyed my village.

09:10We can't let them get away with this.

09:26I'm here to go!

09:33...Starring...

09:34David Sandberg,

09:35Michael Fashbender,

09:36Arnold Schwarzenegger,

09:38Alexandra Schiff,

09:40Geонato Gormay,

09:42Ellie Young,

09:45Leopard-Nilson,

09:46Dynamite,

09:49Tri-Serica,

09:50Erika, en David Hasselhoff, as of 9000.

09:57We need to save those damn pups.

09:59I'm on it.

10:20Prepare for an all-out.

10:30Balls to the wall.

10:33Clusterfuck of intense action awesomeness.

10:36My God, is that cheap house?

10:45Come Fury, the movie.

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