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  • 28/05/2025
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00:30The Thundercots
00:32Barbariana
00:36Tricerica
00:38Dynamite
00:40The Hacker Man
00:42And Kung Fury
00:44What are you gonna do, Kung Fury?
00:46My job
00:48Oh shit, it's Kung Fury!
00:50They're on a mission
00:52To clean up the streets
00:54But when the worst criminal of all time
00:58Unleashes an army
01:00Of darkness on Miami
01:02It's time for the Thundercots
01:04To take down the
01:06Cone Fury
01:08And send
01:10Adolf Hitler
01:12To Adolf
01:14Helltler
01:16Strap in
01:18Gear up
01:20And hang on
01:22For the ultimate portion
01:24Epic Threat
01:30Cone Fury
01:32Movie
01:34Well I've had it up to here with you damn
01:36Thundercots
01:38This Nazi fighting is a waste of my goddamn time
01:40Lucky for you, the President of the United States
01:42He disagrees
01:44So, it's giving your task force a new leader
01:46He was a new leader
01:52Michael Fassbender
01:54Is a cult magnum
01:56The best goddamn FBI agent in the world
02:00Fury, meet your new partner
02:02I hear you're the best Miami's got
02:06That means dick all to me
02:08You wanna catch Nazis?
02:10Then you follow my code
02:12We follow the police manual
02:14I'll play by two rules
02:20Rule one
02:22In this fucked up zoo of life
02:25There are too many lions
02:27Trying to eat the innocent monkeys
02:29So when a lion gets loose
02:32I eat that goddamn lion
02:35I eat its ears, nose, testicles
02:38The old kitten caboodle
02:40Then the other lions realize that it's pretty fucked up
02:43And they stay in their stupid cages
02:49I eat lions every goddamn day
02:53If you're not prepared to do the same
02:55Then you hang up that hat
02:57Walk out that door
02:59And you never come back
03:01And you never come back
03:03Catch my drift, compadre
03:05I'm not your goddamn compadre, fuckstache
03:09I don't give a shit what you are
03:13You wanna make it justice, omelet?
03:15You wanna make it justice, omelet?
03:17Let's crack the prime eggs
03:19You never told us your second rule
03:21You never told us your second rule
03:27Rule two
03:33Stay out of my way
03:35One's a no bullshit renegade FBI agent
03:41The other is a no bullshit renegade cop
03:45They may not see eye to eye
03:49But when push comes to shove
03:51They have each other's back
03:53They have each other's back
04:07I think it's time we stop using rule number two
04:09I don't want you to stay out of my way
04:14I want you to stay
04:16In my way
04:18You're like a goddamn brother to me, Fury
04:22You're the best damn cop I've ever seen
04:24Nothing will ever tear us apart
04:31But when a mysterious threat
04:33Cuts Colt Magnum out of the picture
04:36Taekwondo
04:38Kung Fury makes it his mission
04:41To find the killer
04:43And make them pay
04:48Kung Fury Movie
04:52That was when Kung Fury quit the Thunder Cops for good
04:56The Thunder Cops are stupid
04:58Teamwork is bullshit
05:00From now on
05:01I work alone
05:06I work only to get head
05:07To get him
05:08To get him
05:12Kung Fury, Ray Porter, CRJ 5, Miami News
05:19Sorry babe, I don't do autographs
05:21Tonight's top story
05:22Crime rates are going through the roof
05:23and Kung Fury's doing nothing to stop them
05:24How does it feel?
05:25I talked about my feelings once
05:27Got a damn good cop killed
05:30I found THIS at a crime scene today