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00:30The Thundercot

00:32Barbariana

00:36Tricerica

00:38Dynamite

00:40The Hacker Man

00:42And Kung Fury

00:44What are you gonna do, Kung Fury?

00:46My job

00:48Oh shit, it's Kung Fury!

00:50They're on another ship

00:52To clean up the streets

00:54But when the worst criminal of all time

00:58Unleashes an army of darkness on Miami

01:02It's time for the Thundercots

01:04To take down the Kung Fury

01:06Fuck you!

01:08And send Adolf Hitler

01:10To Adolf

01:12Helltler

01:14Seek fail

01:16Strap in

01:18Gear up

01:20And hang on

01:22For the ultimate potion

01:24Epic Threadwright

01:30Kung Fury

01:32Double B

01:34Well I've had it up to here

01:36With you damn Thundercots

01:38All these Nazi fighting is a waste of my goddamn time

01:40Lucky for you, the President of the United States

01:42He disagrees

01:44So, he's given your task force a new leader

01:54Michael Fassbender is a Colt Magnum

01:56The best goddamn FBI agent in the world

02:00Huey, meet your new partner

02:02I hear you're the best Miami's got

02:04That means dick all to me

02:08You wanna catch Nazis?

02:10Then you follow my code

02:12We follow the police manual

02:14I play by two rules

02:20Rule one

02:22In this fucked up zoo of life

02:24There are too many lions

02:26Trying to eat the innocent monkeys

02:28So when a lion gets loose

02:30I eat that goddamn lion

02:32I eat its ears, nose, testicles

02:34The whole kitten caboodle

02:36Then the other lions realize

02:38That's pretty fucked up

02:40And they stay in their stupid cages

02:44I eat lions every goddamn day

02:48If you're not a lion

02:50I eat lions every goddamn day

02:52If you're not prepared to do the same

02:54If you're not prepared to do the same

02:56Then you hang up that hat

02:58Walk out that door

03:00And you never come back

03:02Catch my drift, compadre

03:04I'm not your goddamn compadre, fuckstache

03:08I don't give a shit what you are

03:10I don't give a shit what you are

03:12I don't give a shit what you are

03:14You wanna make a justice omelette?

03:16Let's crack some crime eggs

03:18You never told us your second life

03:20You never told us your second rule

03:22You never told us your second rule

03:26Rule two

03:34Stay out of my way

03:36One's a no bullshit renegade FBI agent

03:42The other is a no bullshit renegade cop

03:46They may not see eye to eye

03:49But when Bush comes to shove

03:52They have each other's back

04:06I think it's time we stop using rule number two

04:08I don't want you to stay out of my way

04:12I want you to stay

04:16In my way

04:18You're like a goddamn brother to me, Fury

04:20You're the best damn cop I've ever seen

04:24Nothing will ever tear us apart

04:26But when a mysterious threat cuts cult magnum out of the picture

04:36Take what do?

04:38Kung Fury makes it his mission

04:40To find the killer

04:42And make them pay

04:44Kung Fury the movie

04:48That was when Kung Fury quit the Thunder Cops for good

04:56The Thunder Cops are stupid

04:58Teamwork is bullshit

05:00From now on, I work alone

05:02Kung Fury, Ray Porter, CRJ5, Miami News

05:18Sorry babe, I don't do autographs

05:20Tonight's top story

05:22Crime raids are going through the roof

05:23And Kung Fury is doing nothing to stop it

05:25How does it feel?

05:26I talked about my feelings once

05:28Got a damn good cop killed

05:30I found this at a crime scene today

05:36Son of a bitch

05:40But it turns out

05:42Adolf Hitler is still alive

05:44How the hell is he still alive?

05:46I threw that son of a bitch into a volcano

05:48We have assembled the most deadly villains from across time

05:52To aid with our attack

06:00Now, he's taking over America

06:04Arnold Schwarzenegger is the President of the United States

06:08Must be after our deadliest weapon

06:10The Patriot

06:12Time to take out the trash

06:18I know a shortcut

06:20Using my second greatest invention

06:22The Internet

06:24I know a shortcut

06:25Using my second greatest invention

06:26The Internet

06:27I know a shortcut

06:28The Internet

06:33Not only the Internet

06:35Come in

06:37Come in

06:38Come in

06:40Come in

06:41Come in

06:42Come in

06:43Come in

06:44Come in

06:45Come in

06:46Come in

06:47Maintenant, seulement Kung Fury et les Thunder Cops peuvent aider le Président à stopper Hitler

06:56avant qu'il s'enlèche sa main de l'épée de la plus démoniaque.

07:02Oh shit.

07:04Gunshocks.

07:10Vous et me, Taekwondoom, ça s'enlève maintenant.

07:13Il y a juste une chose qu'il n'a pas compté.

07:20Je pensais que tu étais mort.

07:23Non.

07:26Mais comment est-ce que tu es un partenaire ?

07:27C'était tout un cover.

07:29J'ai reçu des Nazis et j'ai été Taekwondoom.

07:32Mais j'ai été un homme mauvais tout le temps.

07:34Bien.

07:35Parce que je n'ai jamais vu que tu es un homme mauvais, parce que tu es un partenaire et ami.

07:39Bien.

07:40C'est bon.

07:41C'est un très bon carton que j'ai reçu pour ton anniversaire.

07:44En fait, c'est pour quelqu'un d'autre.

07:46Je ne savais pas que ton anniversaire.

07:48Je ne me souviens pas ce qu'un anniversaire.

07:49Je ne me souviens pas ce qu'un anniversaire.

07:51Parce que j'ai probablement mis en train de regarder ça.

07:53Parce que je ne me souviens pas.

07:54C'était sur ta desk pendant 6 mois.

07:57C'est pas que j'ai remarqué.

07:59C'est un autre carton.

08:01C'est la même carton, mais de quelqu'un d'autre.

08:04C'est un autre carton.

08:05C'est un autre carton.

08:06C'est un petit peu de merde.

08:07C'est un autre carton.

08:08C'est un peu trop de carton.

08:09Oh, tu vas à foutre.

08:10Tu vas à foutre.

08:11Tu vas à foutre.

08:12Maintenant.

08:17Conferi est en train de ummant en temps...

08:19... Er pile...

08:22... et��.

08:23...

08:28... et reuniser à l'Université !

08:29izier in l'Université !

08:30…

08:30...

08:31pour leur plus grand mission.

08:33Je suis là pour faire de l'un de la merde.

08:35Je vais faire de l'un de la merde.

08:45Son de cubs,

08:46c'est pour faire de l'un de la merde.

08:48De la création de la smash hit,

08:51Cold Fury,

08:53c'est le meilleur moment de tout le temps.

09:01C'est parti !

09:05The Nazis stole Thor's hammer.

09:07They destroyed my village.

09:09We can't let them get away with this.

09:31Starring David Sandberg,

09:35Michael Fashbender,

09:37Arnold Schwarzenegger,

09:39Alexandra Schiff,

09:41Jean Montagone,

09:43Elie Young,

09:45Leopard Nielsen,

09:47Dynamite,

09:49Tricerica,

09:51and David Hasselhoff

09:53as Op 9000.

09:57We need to save those damn pups.

09:59I'm on it.

10:26Prepare for an all out.

10:29Falls to the wall.

10:31Clusterfuck of intense action awesomeness.

10:35Oh my god, is that kick-off?

10:37Come Fury, the movie.

10:43Come Fury, the movie.

10:45Come Fury, the movie.

10:47Oh my god,

10:49the movie.

10:51Come Fury, the movie.

10:53The movie is set up for a movie.

10:55And now, we have to find out.

10:57Come Fury, the movie.

10:59Early in.

KUNG FURY 2 - The Movie - Full Trailer - Michael Fassbender, Arnold Schwarzenegger

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