Emet is the perfect mom, boss, wife, friend and daughter. Okay, she's not perfect. In fact, she's just figuring it out l | dHNzXzVRc1lNMGhFbzRZ
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00:00Here's what every woman knows.
00:03We feel bad about something every day.
00:06Like sometimes, I cheat on my husband in my sleep.
00:09You had that dream again, didn't you?
00:11All right.
00:14Let me introduce me.
00:17Every morning is totally nuts around here.
00:19Mama's running off to work.
00:21Fancy career lady abandoning her kids.
00:24I am so sorry we can't afford a stranger to take care of you.
00:27I never know what I'll feel bad about.
00:29But I know it's always just around the corner.
00:32Oh God, are we wearing the same jean jacket?
00:38I'm sorry, I thought you were your mother.
00:40What?
00:41You remind me of her sometimes.
00:43Just in how you look and sound and act and where you carry your weight.
00:47And there it is.
00:51So I just need you guys to be really honest with me, okay?
00:54Just tell me the truth.
00:55I'm still doable, right?
00:58I'm a yes.
00:59We don't do you.
01:00Interesting.
01:01Okay.
01:01Please continue.
01:02It's like pizza.
01:03Even if it's not the greatest pizza, some pizza is better than no pizza.
01:07It's more like older sofa pizza that has three kids at home.
01:11Is it just me or does pizza sound really good right now?
01:14My friends and I are going to do dance.
01:19I don't like dancing these days.
01:22All that gyrating.
01:24Okay.
01:25Let's go before this creeps into your long-term memory.
01:27Go.
01:28We were telling Lily that she cannot be on the dance team.
01:31It was pretty anti-feminist to refuse Lily the dignity of her choice to dance.
01:35Norman, I usually love discussing the finer points of feminism with you, but you're stepping on a giant boob.
01:41Oh, my God.
01:45Is he motorboating her?
01:47No.
01:48When did kids dancing become all, you know, oh, here, here are my legs.
01:51Wide open.
01:53My shoe bounced right off his six-pack.
01:56God, he's drunk.
01:57You like you and I.
01:58I don't look like my mom yet.
02:03All right, baby.
02:04We gotta go.
02:06This is the worst day of my life.
02:08What's wrong with you, man?
02:09Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.