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00:00:00what are you doing nothing mother nothing huh what are you looking at
00:00:09I'm just looking through my telescope oh you're just looking through your telescope huh
00:00:13oh you filthy stinking pervert
00:00:29oh mom please don't you should be in here studying not acting like some sexually
00:00:39depraved vagrant off the street how do you expect to become a scientist if this is how you spend your
00:00:45time women are bad Kevin women are evil I don't want you looking at them I don't want you talking
00:00:56to them and I don't want you thinking about them you should be studying but mom don't but mom me you
00:01:05little nothing you're grounded for a year you're not leaving this room and I'm boarding up your
00:01:12windows mom please Kevin Dornwinkle you are a failure do you understand me now I don't want to hear you
00:01:21talking back to me again am I understood
00:01:23you make me sick
00:01:31you
00:01:42Oh, dear!
00:01:46Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:02:10Fellow scientists, welcome to the International Physics Symposium.
00:02:16As you well know, we have gathered here at the request of Dr. Kevin Dornwinkle,
00:02:23who claims his latest scientific finding will be the greatest single discovery of the century.
00:02:30Dr. Dornwinkle, I think I speak in behalf of everyone in this room
00:02:36when I admit my skepticism over your so-called breakthrough,
00:02:44but nonetheless, you have our undivided attention.
00:02:55Thank you, doctors.
00:02:59As you know, my area of expertise is the area of molecular reorganization.
00:03:07Now, as a result of my years of experimentation,
00:03:11with the realignment of atomic particles,
00:03:16I have not only been able to recreate a substance within a substance,
00:03:23I have been able to decreate any substance via molecular reorganization.
00:03:32We've all read your theories of molecular reorganization in the journals, Dr. Dornwinkle.
00:03:39But what I can't understand is what new material are you getting at?
00:03:43My molecular reorganization theories, as you call them,
00:03:52are about to be proven as reality before your very eyes.
00:03:59To put it in its simplest terms,
00:04:04I have devised a way for a man or a woman
00:04:12to become completely invisible.
00:04:18I came all the way from Belgium for such nonsense.
00:04:29I am so confident about my work
00:04:33that instead of injecting my serum into a pig,
00:04:40I will demonstrate my serum on myself.
00:04:51Feast your eyes on a miracle of modern medicine.
00:04:57I'm so confident.
00:05:21I am so confident.
00:05:24I can still see you, Dr. Dodd-Minkle.
00:05:54Dr. Dodd-Minkle, you are a disgrace to the scientific community.
00:06:02Dr. Dodd-Minkle, you're the stupidest man I've ever seen.
00:06:06Dr. Dodd-Minkle, you want to see invisible? Watch us all leave.
00:06:19The only thing that's visible about you, Dr. Dodd-Minkle, is your friend!
00:06:32No! No! No!
00:06:40It's not going to hurt you.
00:06:49Um, stop it!
00:06:56Mom!
00:06:57No!
00:07:00What are you doing?
00:07:02No!
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00:07:38Last month, a quadruple murder sent shockwaves to the scientific community when Dr. Kevin
00:07:43Dornwinkle went berserk, killing in cold blood four of the world's top scientific minds.
00:07:48Now, in a turn of events almost as shocking as the murders themselves, Dr. Dornwinkle will
00:07:53escape the death penalty due to a psychiatrist's testimony that he is mentally incapable of
00:07:58standing trial.
00:07:59Dr. Dornwinkle will be committed to the state institution for the criminally insane,
00:08:03where he will undergo extensive therapy.
00:08:06And on a lighter note, Nehru jackets are back.
00:08:29No!
00:08:30What?
00:08:31We'll dengan you.
00:08:33Whoa!
00:08:33See you!
00:08:35Oh!
00:08:36Jeff!
00:08:37Dorn, jump!
00:08:38Ah!
00:08:40Ah!
00:08:41Drink the Cheers!
00:08:47Get out! Get out! Get out!
00:08:50Fetch! Fetch!
00:08:59Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
00:09:13Well, didn't you all hear the news? I mean, it was on TV in the ring.
00:09:16My mom told me, woke me up. How did he die?
00:09:19Maybe he ate himself to death, huh?
00:09:21Yeah.
00:09:22Sounds more like something you do, Gordon.
00:09:24That's funny, John.
00:09:26Man, I can't believe Mr. Frankus is dead.
00:09:29What a heavy trip, man.
00:09:31Maybe he had a heart attack. He had high blood pressure, you know.
00:09:34How would you know that he had high blood pressure?
00:09:37How could you not know? I mean, his face is always as red as a beet.
00:09:41True.
00:09:42Hey, maybe since old man Frankus kicked the bucket, we won't have to take physics this summer.
00:09:46How can you guys be so heartless?
00:09:50Mr. Frankus just died, and all you care about is getting out of class.
00:09:55I'm not heartless.
00:09:57Watch.
00:09:58Oh, take it.
00:09:59Oh, no.
00:10:00Oh, no.
00:10:01Huh?
00:10:02All right, class. Settle down. Take this seat.
00:10:05As your principal, it is my sad task to inform you that Mr. Frankus, our physics teacher, died last week.
00:10:17Excuse me, Ms. Chell, how'd he die?
00:10:20Thank you for your concern, Bubba.
00:10:22Mr. Frankus, unfortunately, choked to death on a sandwich.
00:10:25What kind of sandwich was that?
00:10:27A barbecue beef sandwich.
00:10:29However, I want to assure you all that we will continue your summer school session as scheduled.
00:10:36Fortunately, we found a new teacher to replace Mr. Frankus.
00:10:42Now I would like you to meet your new physics teacher, Dr. Kevin Smith.
00:10:48Good morning, everybody.
00:10:57Well, Dr. Smith, I'm going to leave you to mold these young minds into the future physicists of tomorrow.
00:11:03Thank you, Ms. Chell.
00:11:07Hello, class.
00:11:09To begin, I hope that this class is enjoyable for everyone.
00:11:22So, let's get started.
00:11:27Physics, as you know, is the poetry of the sciences.
00:11:32Now, everything is in harmony and has reason as its basis.
00:11:38Now, what are the four basic principles of physics? Does anyone know?
00:11:53What's your name?
00:11:55Vicki.
00:11:57Vicki.
00:11:58Do you know what the four basic principles of physics are?
00:12:02Dairy, meats, fruits and vegetables, and grain.
00:12:08Now, those are the four food groups.
00:12:18Commit this to memory because it is the essence of physics and physics is the essence of life.
00:12:27Is this guy for real?
00:12:28The four basic principles of physics are matter, energy, motion, and force.
00:12:52Oh, my God.
00:12:53Oh, my God.
00:12:54I'm just kidding.
00:12:55Oh, my God.
00:12:56I'm just kidding.
00:12:57Oh!
00:12:58Oh!
00:12:59Oh!
00:13:00Oh!
00:13:01Oh!
00:13:02Oh!
00:13:03Two, four, six, eight!
00:13:05Three, two, three, three, three, three, eight!
00:13:07Warriors!
00:13:08Warriors!
00:13:09Yeah!
00:13:10Warriors!
00:13:11Woo!
00:13:12Okay!
00:13:13Okay!
00:13:14Ready?
00:13:15Okay!
00:13:16We're gonna win, win, win, win, win!
00:13:18We're gonna fight, fight!
00:13:20Ball and roll, kick it, ball and kick it, ball and kick it, ball and kick it, ball and
00:13:25kick it, ball and kick it, ball and kick it, ball and kick it, ball and kick it, ball and
00:13:27kick it, ball and kick it, ball and kick it, ball and kick it, ball and kick it, ball and
00:13:28kick it, ball and kick it, ball and kick it, ball and kick it, ball and kick it, ball and
00:13:29kick it, ball and kick it, ball and kick it, ball and kick it, ball and kick it, ball and
00:13:30I-O-T!
00:14:00I-O-T!
00:14:08Man, I sure wish I had a chick.
00:14:11Getting high!
00:14:12Getting girls is easy, Bubba. You just gotta know how to talk to them.
00:14:15I don't know what to say to them. I say,
00:14:17Hey, baby, you want to take a psychedelic journey through time with me?
00:14:22Wrong. You don't say that to a 90s chick.
00:14:25You say, Hey, baby, you look like a smart, intelligent, artistic person.
00:14:30Now, let me shake my face between your hooters and blah-oh.
00:14:37Hey, Bubba, I think that Betty kinda likes you.
00:14:40No kidding?
00:14:41Oh, yeah. How are you? I keep my eye on her.
00:14:45Yo, Bunny! Bleachers!
00:14:47Okay, girls, take fun. I'll be back in a few minutes.
00:14:56Oh, my gosh, you're getting pretty good. There's Henry.
00:15:02You know, every time I see you bouncing up and down in that outfit, I go crazy.
00:15:08Chet, I love you more than anything.
00:15:11Chet, not here.
00:15:19I can't help it if I find you completely irresistible.
00:15:22You do?
00:15:23You know I do. You're the only girl for me, Bunny.
00:15:26I am?
00:15:28You know you are.
00:15:30Let's do it right here. Come on, no one will see us, I promise.
00:15:32Are you crazy?
00:15:34You're gonna get us expelled.
00:15:36Look, I'll meet you after school.
00:15:38Oh, but that's hours away.
00:15:40Well, think about something else.
00:15:42I mean, it's mind over body.
00:15:46Oh, okay. Okay.
00:15:49You know, it's hard for me, too.
00:15:52Well, personally, I think we should do it in class in front of everybody.
00:15:55But that's the difference between me and you.
00:15:57You are so terrible.
00:15:59Hey, speaking of terrible, what about that teacher, Dr. Smith?
00:16:02God, he's such a dork.
00:16:04I mean, anybody that passionate about something as stupid as physics, he's gonna be a complete idiot.
00:16:10Yeah, I know. What a moron.
00:16:12This guy's worse than Frankus ever was.
00:16:15Hey, I got an idea.
00:16:17What?
00:16:18This is good.
00:16:20Let's drive him nuts.
00:16:22What do you mean by nuts?
00:16:24Nothing serious. Just some harmless fun.
00:16:26Some innocent pranks.
00:16:28Well, I'll just tease him a little.
00:16:30I'll get the guys, you get the girls.
00:16:32Okay.
00:16:33Well, what do you do first?
00:16:35I'll think of something.
00:16:37I'm starting to like this physics better already.
00:16:40I love you.
00:16:42I love you, too.
00:16:48Oh, God.
00:16:49Oh, we gotta hit the showers.
00:16:51Can I watch?
00:16:52Shit.
00:16:53What?
00:16:54Hit the showers, girls.
00:16:55Hey, watch where you're going.
00:16:57What's he trying to say?
00:17:01Henry's a mute.
00:17:02He can't say anything, can you, Henry?
00:17:05He gives me the creeps.
00:17:06He's always giving us girls these weird looks.
00:17:09Is that true, Henry?
00:17:10What happened?
00:17:11I don't care if it is or isn't.
00:17:12Just don't come around bothering them anymore, okay?
00:17:15Thanks, Chuck.
00:17:16Let's get out of here.
00:17:27Oh, God.
00:17:28Good.
00:17:29Oh, God.
00:17:30I need to win being here tonight.
00:17:47I'm brave, baby.
00:17:48Wait, let's take me apart.
00:17:51Come a runt oh.
00:17:52I'll just give you time.
00:17:53Oh, come a devil.
00:17:54I'll just everywhere,arĂĄ kaver it's dirty.
00:17:55Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:18:25Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:18:55Oh, oh, oh.
00:18:56Oh, I've dropped change many times.
00:18:58It's funny how those blasted coins roll everywhere.
00:19:03Oh, yes.
00:19:05I have some lesson plans to prepare.
00:19:07Excuse me.
00:19:09Oh, Dr. Smith, April's parents called me, and they're very concerned about her grades.
00:19:14They were wondering if you would give her some private tutoring in physics.
00:19:17Um, I have her address and phone number right here.
00:19:22I overheard the students talking about me today.
00:19:49I don't think they like me.
00:19:58I'm trying so hard.
00:20:05I put the past behind me.
00:20:14I have to be thankful for the opportunities the teaching is giving me.
00:20:25I can continue my experiments.
00:20:32If only I can isolate the isotope responsible for my previous families.
00:20:46But I'm getting closer.
00:21:05Okay class, tomorrow we'll continue our discussion on the black holes.
00:21:12I'm getting closer.
00:21:33H-S-3.
00:21:40I'm getting closer.
00:21:50I'm getting closer.
00:21:52I'm getting closer.
00:21:57I'm getting closer.
00:22:22H-S-3 of course.
00:22:46H-S-3 of course.
00:23:07I've got it now.
00:23:17I have found the missing component to my serum.
00:23:38H-S-3 of course.
00:23:51Tonight is a night that will go down in history.
00:23:56A night that will be long remembered.
00:24:012.37 AM, Monday June 21st.
00:24:10I am injecting the serum into the bunny rabbit.
00:24:14The bunny rabbit.
00:24:21The injection is completed.
00:24:44Damn!
00:24:54I have completely restructured my formula for the decreation of the atom.
00:24:59The inclusion of HS3 to the negative was a miscalculation on my part earlier.
00:25:05And I have substituted berylliox in its pure grain form.
00:25:09This small yet significant change in my formula should camouflage the atom within itself,
00:25:16thus creating a union of matter and space.
00:25:20Yes, this will be successful.
00:25:26The time, 11.36pm, Monday, June 28th.
00:25:41I am injecting the bunny rabbit with the serum.
00:25:57Injection completed.
00:25:59I am now waiting for the serum to take effect.
00:26:09Ah!
00:26:11This is fantastic!
00:26:13At 11.37 and 15 seconds exactly,
00:26:18the bunny rabbit is completely invisible.
00:26:22Oh, my God!
00:26:23My God!
00:26:24My God!
00:26:25I've done it!
00:26:27This is a historic day for science.
00:26:31Oh, my God!
00:26:32I can't believe that I've done it!
00:26:37But I've done it!
00:26:39I have done it!
00:26:40I've done it!
00:26:41I've done it!
00:26:42I have completed!
00:26:43And I've done it my way!
00:26:44I've done it!
00:26:45It's done!
00:26:47It's completely, complete, invisible.
00:26:51Oh, my God!
00:26:52I have single-handedly...
00:26:54Me!
00:26:55Me!
00:26:56Me!
00:26:57I have single-handedly...
00:26:58changed the course of science...
00:27:00forever.
00:27:06Oh, my God!
00:27:07Be dear to laugh at me!
00:27:09Me!
00:27:10The greatest scientific mind of all time!
00:27:17Me!
00:27:18And I laughed at me!
00:27:19At me!
00:27:20And me!
00:27:23I have to try it on a human being to see if it works on a human being.
00:27:28I must inject myself with the serum.
00:27:31I must do it immediately.
00:27:32There's no time to lose.
00:27:43Injection completed.
00:27:45I will be the first human being to ever be completely...
00:27:50invisible.
00:27:55Oh, God!
00:27:56I can feel the heat racing through my veins.
00:27:58My heart and respiration are beating faster.
00:27:59I can feel it hit my brain.
00:28:00I feel dizzy.
00:28:01Oh, God!
00:28:02I can feel it working!
00:28:03It worked!
00:28:04It worked!
00:28:05It worked!
00:28:06It worked!
00:28:07It worked!
00:28:08It worked!
00:28:09It worked!
00:28:10It worked!
00:28:11It worked!
00:28:12It worked!
00:28:13It worked!
00:28:14It worked!
00:28:15It worked!
00:28:16I'm invisible!
00:28:17It worked! I'm immiscible!
00:28:22Invisible!
00:28:36The rabbit!
00:28:37It's been exactly ten minutes since I injected him.
00:28:40How very interesting.
00:28:42All the day's activities have been so trying.
00:28:47I'm so tired.
00:28:49I must sleep.
00:28:51Sleep.
00:28:52Sleep.
00:29:12The serum has a severe side effect on my dream state.
00:29:22One that, I'm sure, is harmless.
00:29:25However, I do feel a tremendous urge to reinject myself with the serum.
00:29:35An urge that can only be satiated by another injection.
00:29:42April's parents called me, and they're very concerned about her grades.
00:29:59They were wondering if you would give her some private tutoring in physics.
00:30:03I have her address and phone number right here.
00:30:07Address and phone number right here.
00:30:09I have her address and phone number right here.
00:30:29I have her address and phone number right here.
00:30:43The oldu banget.
00:30:468.
00:30:473.
00:30:48Landors and T-
00:30:533.
00:30:55To talk about my grades, you see, I need an A in physics this summer in order to graduate
00:31:22and I'd be willing to do anything but an A. Vicki, to get an A, all you have to do is study hard and do your homework, physics...
00:31:33Forget the physics, let's talk physical. Vicki, this is most unorthodox.
00:31:41Well, Dr. Smith, I'm not just doing this because I want an A, I'm doing this because I want to.
00:31:49This is really unprofessional, Vicki.
00:31:58Good morning, class.
00:32:04Well, I hope everyone's well rested.
00:32:07Hey, what's up, Doc?
00:32:08I know, I had a wonderful evening last night and today promises to be a great day.
00:32:20That was great.
00:32:21That was disgusting, Gordon.
00:32:23Hey, thanks, Doc.
00:32:24And on that note, I think we will have a pop quiz. How does everyone feel about that?
00:32:29What?
00:32:30What?
00:32:31You didn't tell us there was going to be a test quiz.
00:32:33Well, that's one of the privileges of being the teacher. I can do what I want and when I want.
00:32:38Okay, you're going to need the whole period for this. You can use the formulas that are up on the blackboard and absolutely no cheating.
00:32:46Begin.
00:32:47This is what I just-
00:32:48Begin.
00:32:49One, two, three.
00:32:51Go.
00:32:52Go.
00:32:53Go, go, go.
00:32:55Go, go, go!
00:32:57Go, go!
00:32:59Go.
00:33:04Go, go, go.
00:33:06Go, go.
00:33:07Go, go.
00:33:08Go, go.
00:33:09Go, go.
00:33:11Go, go.
00:33:12Go, go.
00:34:13What?
00:34:15Enough!
00:34:17That was absolutely unnecessary!
00:34:20Turn to those tested media!
00:34:22Dude, we hardly got to start!
00:34:23Now call me dude!
00:34:25Everybody fails!
00:34:27It's an automatic F for everybody!
00:34:36Attention students!
00:34:38Chet Wilson, please come to the office.
00:34:40Chet Wilson, please come to the office.
00:34:42Oh great!
00:34:44What did I do this time?
00:34:47The rest of you open your texts to page 81.
00:34:52Come in.
00:34:57You wanted to see me, Miss Chela?
00:35:02Yes, Chet.
00:35:03Have a seat.
00:35:04I have your English achievement tests in front of me and they don't look so good.
00:35:12Yeah, well, sometimes I freeze when I'm taking a test.
00:35:15Well, I'd be hard put to recommend you to a good college with these grades.
00:35:20What about my football scholarship?
00:35:22It's null and void unless I approve it.
00:35:25But I got to go to college.
00:35:27Well, maybe we can work out some kind of arrangement.
00:35:36Great.
00:35:37Time for a deal.
00:35:39What do you have in mind?
00:35:41It's lonely at the top, Chet.
00:35:46Maybe I could give you some extra credit for extracurricular activities.
00:35:53You mean I wouldn't have to read any more books or take another test?
00:36:02No.
00:36:03No.
00:36:04All you have to do is make me feel like a woman.
00:36:12Ready?
00:36:13Okay.
00:36:14Give me a K.
00:36:16K.
00:36:17Give me an I.
00:36:18I.
00:36:19Give me an L.
00:36:20L.
00:36:21Give me another L.
00:36:22L.
00:36:23What's that spell?
00:36:25K.
00:36:26L.
00:36:27Lover.
00:36:28K.
00:36:29L.
00:36:30Okay, girls.
00:36:31Take the showers.
00:36:32Hey.
00:36:33How's it going?
00:36:34Hey.
00:36:35How's it going?
00:36:36Hey.
00:36:37How's it going?
00:36:38Hey.
00:36:39How's it going?
00:36:40Hey.
00:36:41How's it going?
00:36:42Hey.
00:36:43Can you believe that loser Dr. Smith flunk you saw on that test?
00:36:46I'm sure.
00:36:47Oh, but anybody that wears his pants as high as he does, he's got to be a little bit off.
00:37:01A little off.
00:37:02I think he's a lot off.
00:37:03Come on, you guys.
00:37:04I think you're being a little too hard.
00:37:26Out of here, warthog.
00:37:27Get out of here.
00:37:28Get out of here.
00:37:29Get out of here.
00:37:30Get out of here.
00:37:31Get out of here.
00:37:33That guy gives me the creeps, man.
00:37:35Yeah, I know.
00:37:37Check that out.
00:37:38Who put Ms. Jones over up there?
00:37:40I don't know.
00:37:41Well, I hope that Smith doesn't pop another quiz on us today.
00:37:45Hey, Smith will get what's coming to him when we keep up the torture treatment.
00:37:49I know.
00:37:50I thought he was going to have a stroke when we all dropped our books at the same time.
00:37:53Well, wait until he sees what we've got in store for him today.
00:37:56Yeah, we'll teach him not to give us an automatic F on our quizzes.
00:38:00Hey, what do you think your grade would have been if you didn't automatically fund us?
00:38:04An F?
00:38:05That's a different kind of F.
00:38:06At least I would have earned it, you know?
00:38:08That's true.
00:38:09Let's get out of here.
00:38:10Let's do it.
00:38:26Vicky, how am I to get Chet to marry me?
00:38:28Benny, you have to give in to the poor guy once in a while.
00:38:32I know, but he's such an exhibitionist.
00:38:34I mean, he wants to do it in the strangest places.
00:38:37Well, Gordon and I did it in the girls' locker room.
00:38:42And the way they've got me in Kendra's dream closet.
00:38:45They are so disgusting.
00:38:47If you want to marry me, Benny, that's what you're going to have to do.
00:38:52Do you really think so?
00:38:53I think I'm still.
00:38:55All right, let's get out of here.
00:38:57Let's get out of here.
00:38:58All right.
00:39:11But Aristotle believed that the heavier an object, the faster it would fall to the ground.
00:39:16Now, it took Galileo's experiments with an inclined plane to disprove this.
00:39:21However...
00:39:22Sorry to disturb you, Dr. Smith.
00:39:24Oh, that's quite all right.
00:39:26May I speak to you in my office?
00:39:28Oh, certainly.
00:39:30Okay, now I expect all of you to behave while I'm gone.
00:39:33Now, during the interim, you can fill out the questions at the back of Chapter 8.
00:39:56What can I do for you, Ms. Cello?
00:39:57Dr. Smith.
00:39:58You don't have a wife, do you?
00:39:59What can I do for you, Ms. Cello?
00:40:01What can I do for you, Ms. Cello?
00:40:02Dr. Smith, you don't have a wife, do you?
00:40:16No, I don't.
00:40:17No, I don't.
00:40:18A girlfriend, perhaps?
00:40:19Female companion?
00:40:20No.
00:40:21No.
00:40:22No.
00:40:23What is it you're getting at?
00:40:24I'll be very blunt with you.
00:40:28I find you extremely attractive.
00:40:35We're both adults.
00:40:36No.
00:40:37No.
00:40:38No.
00:40:39What is it you're getting at?
00:40:42I'll be very blunt with you.
00:40:52I find you extremely attractive.
00:41:00We're both adults.
00:41:07I have needs.
00:41:11You have needs.
00:41:15It's lonely at the top.
00:41:18Do you understand me?
00:41:21I think I understand.
00:41:23Myth.
00:41:24Ever since I was in grade school, I wanted to do this to a principal.
00:41:45It's nice.
00:41:46It's fun.
00:41:47It's fun.
00:41:48You've got a lot of people.
00:41:49You're a little bit better.
00:41:50I got a lot of people having to do it.
00:41:51It's fun.
00:41:52You're a little bit better.
00:41:54I'm just fine.
00:41:55It's fun.
00:41:56It feels like I've got to do it or not.
00:41:57I could go ahead and be like something.
00:41:59I can't do it.
00:42:00You think it's fun.
00:42:02Yeah.
00:42:03I might be like a Thankfully, I was someone who's out of town.
00:42:05I did.
00:42:06How many people have to get there?
00:42:08I can't do it.
00:42:09I can't do it.
00:42:10This time I'm not going to be down.
00:42:13I can't do it.
00:42:14Ah!
00:42:16Ah!
00:42:18Ah!
00:42:20Ah!
00:42:22Ah!
00:42:24Ah!
00:42:26Ah!
00:42:44Ah!
00:42:48He who laughs, laughs.
00:42:56Laughs best.
00:43:06And now the news. The search still continues for Dr. Kevin Dornwinkle,
00:43:10internationally respected scientist and escaped killer.
00:43:12God, I hate the news, man.
00:43:14Me too.
00:43:16Who cares about the news?
00:43:18It's for squares.
00:43:20Now you're starting to talk my language, babe.
00:43:22Oh, Baba.
00:43:24Oh, Betty.
00:43:26I've wanted to do this for so long.
00:43:28Me too.
00:43:30I don't want you to find me to do this.
00:43:32Me too.
00:43:34For so long.
00:43:36Ah!
00:43:38I can't!
00:43:40I can't!
00:43:41Ah!
00:43:42Ah!
00:43:43Betty, come here!
00:43:44Help me!
00:43:45Betty!
00:43:46Betty!
00:43:47No!
00:43:48Ah!
00:43:49Ah!
00:43:50Lunchtime!
00:43:51Ah!
00:44:02Don't talk with your mouth, mole!
00:44:04All!
00:44:05Ah!
00:44:06Ah!
00:44:07Ah!
00:44:08Ah!
00:44:09Ah!
00:44:10Ah!
00:44:11Ah!
00:44:12Ah!
00:44:13Ah!
00:44:14I told you, don't call me Dune.
00:44:20Oh, my God, Mama.
00:44:22What's going on?
00:44:31Come here, you little prick.
00:44:34Are you taking a trip?
00:44:36See you next fall.
00:44:38Nobody likes a goody-goody.
00:44:58Hmm.
00:45:00I think I need a brush job.
00:45:04Now, don't you know, I'm in small breasts, I'm in.
00:45:06I read it in Vogue.
00:45:08What do you think about my butt?
00:45:10Do you think it's too big?
00:45:11April, you're a stick.
00:45:13Oh, boy.
00:45:15Oh, did I tell you?
00:45:17Betty told me that Gordon's cousin is a fag.
00:45:20Can you believe it?
00:45:21No way.
00:45:23Ah, you!
00:45:25Can I go get a little privacy in here?
00:45:27Let's get a little privacy.
00:45:35Wow, it's so quiet in here.
00:45:36Yeah, kind of eerie, huh?
00:45:38Okay.
00:45:43God damn it.
00:45:44Who would lock the doors in the middle of the day?
00:45:47What if there's a fire?
00:45:48I don't know.
00:45:49Let's go to the side door.
00:45:50Okay.
00:45:56What's happening in the hall?
00:45:58Oh, my God, April, look.
00:45:59Oh, my God.
00:46:00It's Betty.
00:46:01She's dead.
00:46:03She's dead.
00:46:07Oh, my God.
00:46:08Oh, my God.
00:46:09Oh, my God.
00:46:10Oh, my God.
00:46:10Oh, my God.
00:46:11Oh, my God.
00:46:11Oh, my God.
00:46:12Oh, my God.
00:46:13Oh, my God.
00:46:14Oh, my God.
00:46:14Oh, my God.
00:46:15Oh, my God.
00:46:15Oh, my God.
00:46:16Oh, my God.
00:46:16Oh, my God.
00:46:16Oh, my God.
00:46:17Oh, my God.
00:46:18Oh, my God.
00:46:19Oh, my God.
00:46:20Oh, my God.
00:46:20Oh, my God.
00:46:21Oh, my God.
00:46:22Oh, my God.
00:46:23Oh, my God.
00:46:24Oh, my God.
00:46:25Oh, my God.
00:46:26Oh, my God.
00:46:27Oh, my God.
00:46:28Oh, my God.
00:46:28oh thank god you're here what's the matter girls you look like you've seen a ghost it's worse
00:46:36it's worse it's now just calm down and tell me what happened well the doors are locked and
00:46:40betty she's dead in the hall dead now what do you mean dead she's dead she's dead she's got a fire
00:46:45hose wrapped around her neck fire hose right that's very strange strange god you've got to
00:46:50get us out of here you have to help us well the office we'll go to the office and call the police
00:46:54no now let's be level-headed about this i don't want you running around in the hallways if there's
00:47:00a murderer loose i'll go to the office and call the authorities for you to stay calm and stay here
00:47:06okay okay please hurry thank you okay now just stay calm i'll be right back
00:47:13i still think we should wait here like a couple of sitting ducks i think we should leave now no
00:47:20no let's let's do this dr smith said we can't lose our heads there's a killer out there in the
00:47:27hallway we'll just calm down we'll wait for dr smith to come back he'll know what to do
00:47:32oh god betty you were so young i know so are we so let's not do anything crazy
00:47:39all right help is on the way girls oh thank god doctor
00:47:44did you hear the dr smith's voice i thought so guys it's just in the creeps maybe we should get
00:47:52out of here we gotta come in oh my god how could the store have gotten locked i don't know
00:47:58something's going on
00:47:59what's happening oh my god where are these goods who did that
00:48:09i'm not doing this
00:48:15Stop!
00:48:41Move it or lose it!
00:48:45Ah! Ah!
00:48:47Ah! Ah!
00:48:49April! Help me!
00:48:51Stay up! Stay up!
00:49:05John!
00:49:07I love you!
00:49:09Here!
00:49:11Come on!
00:49:19Over here!
00:49:21Yoo-hoo!
00:49:23Over here!
00:49:29Over here!
00:49:31Here!
00:50:01You played great today. I couldn't believe it. I was impressed.
00:50:16Hey, where is everybody anyway?
00:50:18I don't know, but I'm going to go take a quick shower, and I'll meet you back in ten minutes.
00:50:22Can I come watch?
00:50:23Of course.
00:50:31I'm going to go.
00:50:41I'm going to go.
00:50:46I'm going to go.
00:50:51Gordy, is that you?
00:50:54Hey, Vicki!
00:51:08Vicki!
00:51:13Vicki!
00:51:17Vicki!
00:51:18Vicki!
00:51:21Vicki, where are you?
00:51:23God, I'm always looking for you.
00:51:34Vicki?
00:51:39Vicki?
00:51:41Oh, my God!
00:51:44Jesus Christ!
00:51:48No!
00:51:52Oh, Jesus Christ!
00:52:00Luke, not that way!
00:52:02Not that up!
00:52:03No, no.
00:52:21Oh...
00:52:22Where are you going?
00:52:27Where are you going?
00:52:34You missed.
00:52:35Missed again.
00:52:38Damn.
00:52:39Damn.
00:52:44Turn.
00:52:45Missed.
00:52:46Missed.
00:52:47Missed.
00:52:50Come here.
00:52:51I got you.
00:52:52Ouch.
00:52:53Watch your head.
00:52:57Did you take a ball?
00:53:01Missed.
00:53:02Where are you?
00:53:17Whoa.
00:53:18Not so fast.
00:53:21What the fuck?
00:53:22I give up.
00:53:23I give up.
00:53:24No.
00:53:25Nobody gives up.
00:53:26I can't give up.
00:53:27Come on.
00:53:28Come on.
00:53:28You son of a bitch.
00:53:29I give up.
00:53:30No.
00:53:31Nobody gives up.
00:53:31I give up.
00:53:32I give up.
00:53:33I give up.
00:53:34I give up.
00:53:35I give up.
00:53:36No.
00:53:37Nobody gives up.
00:53:38I can't give up.
00:53:39I can't give up.
00:53:40I can't give up.
00:53:41I can't give up.
00:53:42I can't give up.
00:53:43I can't give up.
00:53:44I can't give up.
00:53:45I can't give up.
00:53:46I can't give up.
00:53:47I can't give up.
00:53:48I can't give up.
00:53:49I can't give up.
00:53:50I can't give up.
00:53:51I can't give up.
00:53:52I can't give up.
00:53:53I can't make up
00:53:54I can't give up.
00:53:57Come on, the coast is clear
00:54:13This is Mrs. Cello's office
00:54:16What if she walks in?
00:54:18She won't
00:54:19Jeff, this is so dangerous
00:54:21Remember
00:54:23Without risk
00:54:26There can be no love
00:54:28You seem like someone I've known
00:54:56You seem like someone I've known
00:55:26Oh, my God.
00:55:56I'll be right back. I better get my sweater, okay?
00:56:08All right. Hurry up.
00:56:26I'll be right back.
00:56:56I thought he was crazy, but I never thought he'd go this far.
00:56:59God, this is horrible.
00:57:02Let's get out of here.
00:57:03Oh, my God.
00:57:15I can't say this.
00:57:20Oh, my arm.
00:57:35Someone's got my arm, you son of a bitch.
00:57:38Pick up somebody your own, Sean.
00:57:39Oh, my God, Sean.
00:57:41Oh, so you want to get into the air.
00:57:43There's somebody on top of me.
00:57:48Come on.
00:57:51There's nothing on top of you.
00:57:52Oh, come on.
00:58:17You're sweating like a girl.
00:58:20Missed.
00:58:21Missed.
00:58:24Oh, my nose.
00:58:29Ted, over there.
00:58:31That's his blood.
00:58:32Oh, my God.
00:58:37Come on.
00:58:39Come on.
00:58:43Come on.
00:58:45Come on.
00:58:51Die.
00:58:51Die, you son of a bitch.
00:58:58Die.
00:58:59Die.
00:59:00Die.
00:59:01What?
00:59:05Ah.
00:59:08Mr. Smith.
00:59:11Tis I, your friendly neighborhood invisible maniac.
00:59:16Why?
00:59:17Why not?
00:59:20Damn.
00:59:22No more serum.
00:59:23Oh, my God.
00:59:25No.
00:59:41Oh, my God.
00:59:42Oh, no.
00:59:42Oh, no.
00:59:43Oh, no.
00:59:48Oh, my God.
00:59:48The serum has brought out
01:00:12the best and the worst in me.
01:00:16Ah, the beauty of being invisible.
01:00:18Neurotransmitters firing nothing but pure sexual energy.
01:00:23I've never felt stronger.
01:00:26But it's time to move on.
01:00:29Too many nubile young students
01:00:31who haven't had a chance to meet
01:00:32the irresistible Dr. Smith.
01:00:35You're still alive.
01:01:05How astute of you, Dr. Dornwinkle.
01:01:08How did you know my last name?
01:01:10I read it in the fun papers.
01:01:12Life lesson number one.
01:01:16Never believe everything you read in the newspapers.
01:01:19Thanks for the tip.
01:01:21Not prepared to die.
01:01:23Life lesson number two.
01:01:25Never threaten the invisible maniac.
01:01:35Where are you, you jerk?
01:01:50Come out!
01:01:52Over here, football star!
01:01:54Die, you invisible jerk!
01:01:55Surprise!
01:02:01Surprise!
01:02:13Hey, let me give you a hand!
01:02:15No!
01:02:23No!
01:02:23Don't touch that!
01:02:25No!
01:02:27No!
01:02:31Come over here!
01:02:35Get out of here!
01:02:37Come on, fight me!
01:02:47Where are you?
01:02:48Come on!
01:02:49Where are you?
01:02:49Fight me!
01:02:58Open up!
01:02:59Believe me!
01:02:59Where are you?
01:03:00Hold up!
01:03:01Shoot me!
01:03:01Fight me!
01:03:02Fight me!
01:03:03Come on!
01:03:04Please!
01:03:04Get out, buddy!
01:03:05Open up!
01:03:18Holy Jesus, look at that.
01:03:21Looks like this is the place.
01:03:24Looks like Dornwinkle saved this city a long, expensive trial.
01:03:29That anonymous tip paid off.
01:03:30Sure did.
01:03:32Dornwinkle, you bastard.
01:03:33Why didn't you think of doing this before you killed all those kids?
01:03:37I wouldn't make somebody blow their head up like that.
01:03:39Station 2, this is 3 Charles.
01:03:44We've got a suicide.
01:03:48Ah!
01:03:49Station 2, this is 3 Charles.
01:03:51We've got a suicide.
01:03:54Ha ha ha ha!
01:04:14I'm Tammy Edwards, and here's our top story tonight.
01:04:37Dr. Kevin Dornwinkle, the noted scientist who recently escaped from the state institution for the criminally insane,
01:04:43committed suicide today in a bizarre turn of events.
01:04:46Under the alias of Dr. Kevin Smith, Dornwinkle taught summer physics to a group of high school students
01:04:51before systematically killing them off, one by one, along with the principal, Carmelita Cello.
01:04:56Dornwinkle's final murder was his own, by fatal gunshot to the face.
01:05:00Dornwinkle was a...
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