00:00Okay, that concludes our unit on reproduction.
00:04The important thing for you kids to remember...
00:22God damn it!
00:26We have a new student.
00:30Jerry Blank.
00:33Okay, Mr. Blank, why don't you tell us something about yourself?
00:38Oh, all right.
00:41Well, hello.
00:44I'm Jerry Blank, and I'm an alcoholic.
00:47I'm also addicted to amphetamines as well as mainline narcotics.
00:51Some people say I have a sex addiction,
00:53but I think all those years of prostitution
00:55was just a means to feed my ravenous hunger for heroin.
00:57It's kind of like the chicken or the nugget.
01:00The point is I'm addicted to gambling.
01:03Oh, and my daddy's in a coma.
01:08Okay, Jerry, you can have a seat.
01:10Ladies.
01:11All right, let's get back to class.
01:20Now, as many of you know, this is a very special time of year for me.
01:25First of all, it was one year ago that I hit rock bottom, discovered God, and realized that evolution is a farce.
01:35Second of all, it's science fair time again, where you students get to make up science projects, which then go to the state science fair and compete against all the other schools in the state.
01:45On Saturday.
01:46We only have a week?
01:47Look, I guess I was supposed to tell you a month ago, but maybe I was a little more concerned about immortal souls and keeping them from the lake of fire. Sorry.
01:55Now, unless Beelzebub here wants to poke me with his pitchfork some more, I'd like to teach my class.
02:02I want to put the sign-up sheet out in the hall, and you can all sign up for this very special event, or not.
02:09It don't make no never mind to me.
02:11Okay, open your science books to page 15.
02:14Galileo's Letters.
02:15Letters.
02:16Letters.
02:17Letters.
02:18Letters.
02:19Letters.
02:20Letters.
02:21Letters.
02:22Letters.
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02:29Letters.
02:30brought 16.
02:31Galileo's Letters to the Corinthians, Chapter 3, verse 16.
02:38And when the demon did give me the telescope, I was sore afraid.
02:41For the lights of heaven were beyond mine knowing.
02:43BU們!
02:44Busted!
02:46Something you'd like to share with the entire class, Jerry?
02:49Did you draw this?
02:53He gave it to me.
02:59Did you not go? Did you draw this?
03:03Okay, Jerry, I guess you're both a liar and a snitch.
03:06What?
03:07See me after class.
03:22You wanted to see me?
03:23Yes, Jerry. I've got my eye on you,
03:25and if you give me any excuse,
03:27I will bring the hammer down.
03:30Do we get each other?
03:32You bet.
03:33Okay, you can go.
03:36Faggot.
03:37What'd you say?
03:38What did you hear?
03:39I'd rather not repeat it.
03:40Well, then I guess we'll never know.
03:49Oh, Dominus.
03:50Hey, Chuck.
03:51Geoffrey.
03:52Try and guess what I do with my art class today.
03:54I don't think so.
03:55I've broken that new kiln by placing items in it
03:58that the manual specifically prohibits.
04:00I can see why car battery's near the top of the list.
04:03I get it now.
04:04Geoffrey, I'm busy.
04:06Did you get my note?
04:08Yeah, one of my students found it.
04:11Doesn't even look like me.
04:13What do you want?
04:14I was drawing it from memory.
04:16Look, Geoffrey, I'm glad you stopped by.
04:18I'd like you to leave.
04:20Sorry, what's happening?
04:29It's over.
04:36What are you saying, Chuck?
04:38I need more out of this relationship than I'm willing to put in.
04:41And I think I deserve better, don't you?
04:51Hey.
04:52Hey, I know this is hard on you.
04:54It would be hard for me, too, if I broke up with me.
04:58I know what you're losing.
05:00The important thing is...
05:12I'm taking this back!
05:16Geoffrey!
05:19Would you hang this up in the hallway?
05:22I hate you.
05:23Please, Geoffrey, I got enough of that from my wife.
05:43Hey, guys.
05:45What's up?
05:48Sorry, we've been picking on you.
05:50To make it up, we got you a little something.
05:54You guys put dog shit in my locker?
05:58Who are you calling a dog?
06:00That's ours.
06:01Let me help you with your books.
06:06What's happening, Derek?
06:07Get out of here, stump!
06:09Who's the new kid?
06:10Maybe she's my sister or something.
06:12Well, we have a surprise for you, too, new kid.
06:15A surprise?
06:16A surprise for me?
06:17Oh!
06:18Oh!
06:19Oh!
06:20Oh!
06:21Oh!
06:22Oh!
06:24Oh!
06:25Oh!
06:27Oh!
06:28Oh!
06:30Oh!
06:31Oh!
06:33Oh!
06:34Oh!
06:36Oh!
06:38Oh!
06:39Oh!
06:40Hey!
06:41Hey, wait up!
06:42That's amazing!
06:43was nothing. Filipino? Indonesian. Java Sumatra. Sumatra? I smuggled a lot of peppercorns across
06:49the straits this Sunday. Rucksies. My name is Megawati Sakarnaputri. Not that Megawati
06:55Sakarnaputri. It's a common name. Jerry. Jerry blank.
