- 04/05/2025
A local moonshiner (Fred Stuthman) hijacks Boss' war memorial, an armoured personnel carrier, and sets up a mobile still inside.
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00:00On the Dukes of Hazzard, it's cigarettes, whiskey, and wild, wild, wild.
00:12There they go, and here I go.
00:15I got some good news, and I got some bad news.
00:21I always said he was the best shot in the family.
00:26All right, freeze, tanks!
00:28Hang on, everybody. Here we go.
00:30Just a good old boy, never meaning no harm.
00:43Beats all you've never saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
00:50Straightening the curves, flattening the hills.
00:54Someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will.
01:02Making their way, the only way they know how.
01:07That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
01:15Just a good old boy.
01:16They wouldn't change if they could.
01:23Fighting the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood.
01:26In Hazzard County, hunting season allows three weeks for deer, two for quail, and it's open season all year on Dukes and Moonshine.
01:39And Agent Buchanan of the alcohol, tobacco, and firearms agency can smell steel smoke or a duke a mile away.
01:47That's Buchanan.
01:48Those are Dukes.
01:50They didn't bring bows with dynamite arrows to blow up another outhouse.
01:54Dukes.
02:24What's the sting of a bee?
02:54This ain't your day, Hardluck.
02:58Gonna have to run you in again.
03:00This is getting to be downright habit, Foreman Buchanan.
03:04These a jillion fellas making shine in these here parts.
03:07How come you always have to pick on me?
03:10Because you're the one we always catch with the evidence.
03:13Fire.
03:24What evidence?
03:30Hardluck, it all boils down to this.
03:33You get caught making whiskey on that place of yours one more time,
03:36and you're gonna do ten years in the federal penitentiary, isn't that right?
03:39And you will get caught, Mr. Jones.
03:41Even Boss Hogg says your moonshine's so distinctive, you may as well sign every jug.
03:45That's right.
03:46You know, even one drop of that stuff shows up,
03:48and them revenuers know exactly who to look for.
03:50Mr. Hardluck Jones.
03:52Well, not necessarily by moonshining.
03:54Especially when he got 40 acres of the best bottom land in this county.
03:58And neighbors like us that are willing to give you enough seed corn
04:02to get yourself back on the straight and narrow.
04:05Please run.
04:12Well, good Lord, we thank thee for this bounteous table
04:15which thou hast placed before us.
04:17Amen.
04:18And for Hardluck's promise that he won't make no more whiskey on that place of yours.
04:28Amen.
04:29Amen.
04:30Now, how you gonna say no to Uncle Jesse?
04:34All right.
04:35All right.
04:36All right, Roll School.
04:37Now, a little more to the lift.
04:38The lift?
04:39What?
04:40No lift.
04:41Lift.
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05:10No, I just, I just knocked the front bumper off a little, uh, just, well leave it, leave it right here, it's all right, just leave it, oh, you're right, oh, please, I want it right here, right in this here, please, you see, this armored personnel carrier is going to be the main feature of my G.D.
05:38Hard War Memorial, boss, can I ask you one little question, what, why did you buy this from the National Guard in the first place, I'll show you, look at this, roster, by any chance is this contraband cigarettes, yeah, yeah, yeah, every man's hide their cotton, I buy them for a dime on the dollar, so I can sell them dirt cheap, oh, that's smart too, my clientele will pay for them in advance,
06:08and then, they'll slip right into this help conveyance in the middle of the night to pick them up, oh, while I'm home in bed, fast asleep and sleep, oh, boss, where do I fit in, you fit in by making sure nobody's around when my clientele slip in, oh,
06:24hey, boss, Roscoe, what do you want, I couldn't help noticing your sign here, you know, boss, me being one of them less important heroic veterans, I was wondering just what war it was you fought in,
06:50lookie here, I fought three and a half wars on the home front, in the American way, if this here war, my boy, it'll ain't for touch, just look,
06:58it's an APC, ain't it, what's this big old thing supposed to do anyway, well, speaking from personal experience, this here vehicle will haul 15 marines and a ton of ammo,
07:08four or five hours and one tank full, is that a fact, yeah,
07:11marines and moonshiners got lots in common, how's that, the few, the proud, and neither of them don't stay in one place too long,
07:23yeah, that's right, hard luck, just remember, he who's shy, runs away, lives to shy another day,
07:33yeah, 20, 40, 60, 80, 800, 20, 40, 60, 80, 900, 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, and even five,
07:46we'll pick up the cigarettes out of your, uh, warehouse tomorrow night, huh, yeah, but way after midnight,
07:54so nobody will spot you, that way, nothing can go wrong, yeah, nothing can go wrong, hog,
08:03because if it does, we know where to find you.
08:20Now this is one midnight pickup that old boss never figured on, hard luck didn't know nothing about
08:26contraband cigarettes, but he had an eye on boss's rolling armor, and a hand that could hotwire a bicycle,
08:33it's gone, boss, it is gone, oh, you're quick, boss, we're in trouble, you sure are, hog,
08:53that particular war memorial had a 40 millimeter cannon on it, now it may be spiked, but that's
09:00still stolen artillery, which puts it in my jurisdiction, oh, oh, oh, just wait, just a
09:06cotton-picking minute here, this is my county, you know, you used to be the best sheriff in this state,
09:12now you ain't worth a hill of beans, well, you just, I'm not human, you know, one of these days,
09:19I'm gonna tell that big mouth bureaucrat, I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind, no, you ain't,
09:24what you're gonna do, is find that armored personnel carrier before he does, oh, yes, that's, well,
09:30now, by using that little itty bitty piece of your mind you're gonna give him, look, who was so
09:37all fired interested in that vehicle yesterday, and who would do anything to bismirch the fair name
09:42of hog, even to swip in a war memorial named in my honor, about anybody in the county, oh,
09:48I know who it is, oh, I know who it is, it's that Luke Duke, I heard him say he drove one of them
09:55vehicles while he was in the Marines, all right, now go and stake out the Duke farm, right, sooner or
10:00later them Duke boys are gonna lead you to where my war memorial's here, right, now hard luck's
10:05probably been plowing since daylight, so you boys stay on and help for the rest of the
10:10day, you hear, all right, sir, hey, we'll see y'all later, all right, you might not get all of them,
10:14bring him back for supper, there they go, and here I go,
10:27look, you, hey buddy, since you ain't in the barn,
10:56would you look at that, not even one furrow's been plowed, he ain't even started plowing yet,
11:02because he's been too busy, what do you make of them tracks, they just look like cat tracks,
11:12APC tracks look an awful lot like cat tracks now, don't they, you got that right,
11:16we better take off after him, before somebody else starts thinking what we're thinking already,
11:20yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
11:50Hard luck!
12:06Well, now, there it is.
12:08Hazard County's one and only genuine, original, movable still.
12:13Ain't American ingenuity something?
12:15There's Roscoe.
12:16Hope this sucker's tuned up.
12:18Still never had to drive it?
12:19All right, let's fight.
12:49Let's do it!
12:50Let's do it!
12:50Let's do it!
12:51We don't belong!
12:52We don't belong!
12:53We're being a nazi!
13:03Hey!
13:03Hey, hey!
13:07Come on!
13:08Oh, oh, oh!
13:10Here, come on!
13:11there's him sneaky dude boys this time i got him i got him this time
13:31how we doing well we ain't doing too good he's gaining on us
13:36can't this thing go any faster unless it's about wings
13:41i didn't pick up a thing or two
13:58all these things marines you can have to hang on
14:01hang on guys we're into some rough stuff
14:11will you take it easy all right you think boys i'll show you some real ride
14:18ain't y'all glad roscoe don't fly planes for a living
14:26i suppose we better go out and see if he's hurt
14:41nah the only thing hurt was his bride
14:45what are we gonna do now uh well from here we can cut across our back 20
14:48and let him catch us with this thing on our land
14:51are you crazy you got a better idea
14:54no luke i ain't got no better idea strap yourself in it's gonna be a rough ride
15:00who's that i see you up there why don't you close that door
15:03gooks i look
15:06i'm not getting this time sweet i'll send you to prison for 650
15:11three years get you cut picking humper boppers
15:33after driving the apc through the river to hide his tracks luke set out for the state highway by
15:43cutting across duke land
15:51and after 30 years of army service that old apc picked this time to quit
16:03it's time for your first lesson in camouflage
16:32one
16:38just try to do that better than you do your own job i mean you heard them duke boys nailed
16:44and then you let them get away with my contraband cigarettes with my contraband cigarettes dodo
16:50you better find them again fast you and enus go on stake out in town sooner or later them duke
16:55boys will turn up okay i'll just do that i'll just don't go with my brush
17:00oh yeah here here here you are
17:04hey boys here's your little rubber ducky
17:08i should have made you sheriff
17:27wait a minute the door is closed now wasn't it open before
17:31well maybe hard luck got back i sure hope so he's got a heap explaining to do that's for sure
17:36hard luck
17:40hard luck
17:43i just don't believe it
17:44general
17:54that's why i brung him here when i spotted him by the cow paths
17:58hope you don't mind but i i had to hot wire him to get him started
18:01it ain't that we ain't much obliged hard luck but don't you think you've been doing a mite too much
18:05hot wiring lately
18:07i wouldn't do nothing to get you dukes in trouble
18:11but luke i heard you say how much them things could carry
18:14and that old devil temptation just reached out and grabbed me by the gizzard
18:18well that's real touching hard luck believe me it really is but we best get that dang machine
18:23off of our property before roscoe or agent buchanan sees it just remember hard luck
18:30know nothing you ain't seen nothing you ain't never heard nothing about anything called an armored personnel carrier
18:39and
18:48if i was a apc
18:50where would i hide my saint
18:54hard luck had the smartest nose in hazard county
18:57he could sniff out a drop of sour mash in a barrel of ammonia a mile away
19:02and find it with his eyes shut
19:09when old jesse found tracks on his land he followed them plumb to where they ended
19:17the last time an army moved across duke land they were wearing blue coats and whistling with yankee accents
19:39drop that wood you put one more splinter of wood in that fire and i'll make you pull it out with your
19:46bare teeth hard luck oh hold on jesse you ain't got no call to get all riled up
19:54who's got more called you that that sat at my table and gave your word to the lord almighty that
20:01you wouldn't make no more whiskey i did not you give my word well you amended that's the same thing
20:08ain't it maybe so but i didn't amen nothing about not keeping in practice and you ain't a going to
20:17oh
20:19it ain't like i was going back into moonshining professional life
20:23i was just making a few farewell jugs for close friends well not for this friend yank jesse
20:31i made the shine for your wedding you used the first drop to toast the bride
20:38well that's true hard luck and you gave me the honor of making the shine for your wit
20:48and when your missus passed on you made the shine for the wake
20:54but think of all the good times you know all the christens and the birthdays
20:58of everyone for beau luke and daisy i still love them youngins just like they was my old well you sure
21:07got a bum way of showing it now now you know that beau and luke is on probation and you know that if they
21:15find this here contraption on my property they's going to blame them and they're going to send them
21:21right off to prison so you get this blasphemous contraption off of my property tracks brooke
21:28boys went into town to see if they get the link pin fixed into town it's right in the lion's den you
21:35know that roscoe's going to be awaiting there to arrest them as soon as they set foot in that town
21:41oh enos i'll knock you
21:52there they are just like we figured not for long come stacy come on
21:59the fire they took the bait
22:22let's get out of here all right
22:29there you go head up to do it all that for only five bucks
22:38anything else i can help your fellas with uh well hell b seeing his daisy's out with general lee uh
22:43decoying roscoe and enos we thought maybe we could borrow your your truck
22:48well if it's for shucking old roscoe y'all welcome to it you are a true friend i know that's why i
22:57i ain't charging you but two bits of ma
23:06oh
23:11oh
23:15Go, go, you, Enos!
23:19Now, why did you hit me?
23:21You didn't signal, Sheriff.
23:23I'm going to signal you in about two minutes.
23:27That little billy thinks she's done a job on us.
23:31Well, we're going to fool her.
23:32We're going to double on back and do our job.
23:34Don't you move until I get started.
23:36I don't want to tear anything else off of this vehicle.
23:45A roadblock.
24:10Just when you'd least expect it, Roscoe used his brain.
24:13Some days, you just can't count on nothing.
24:22You reckon you can back up?
24:24No, Enos got us pinned in.
24:27Roscoe's determined to pin us down with this thing with or without the evidence.
24:31That can have a universe.
24:37Now!
24:43Enos, I don't need your handkerchief.
24:53What I need is that armored vehicle that Duke boys took.
24:57Now, let's go.
24:58Well, what about my busted radiator, Sheriff?
25:00Well, get it fixed.
25:01And while you're at it, get that shirt cleaned.
25:03You're a mess.
25:04I'm dead ahead.
25:26Fixing bailout?
25:27I sure am.
25:29Roscoe's far enough back, you don't see this.
25:40Well, this would be a great time to find out that the freak run dry, wouldn't it?
25:44This is crazy.
25:44I don't want to move down.
26:08Bye.
26:09Bye.
26:10Bye.
26:10Bye.
26:11Oh, my God.
26:41Oh, my God.
27:11Five minutes, thanks to some unexpected help from Agent Buchanan, Luke Kachuk Roscoe.
27:18Ann was filling in Daisy and BB on his plan to buy some time.
27:22Oh, my God.
27:26Oh, my God.
27:28Oh, my God.
27:30Oh, my God.
27:32Oh, my God.
27:42Oh, my God.
27:46Oh, my God.
27:48Oh, my God.
27:50Oh, my God.
27:52Oh, my God.
27:54Oh, my God.
27:56Oh, my God.
27:58The bad news is, I caught the Duke boys.
28:00And the bad news?
28:01I let them escape.
28:02I figured.
28:03That's why I didn't stop eating.
28:05I ain't gonna let your bad good news ruin my appetite.
28:09Tell me, how come you come all the way over here to tell me this when you couldn't have radioed it in?
28:15Just to watch me eat?
28:17No, no, I had breakfast.
28:19Boy, see, I couldn't use a CB because I was afraid that revenue or Buchanan fella,
28:23I don't want him to know any more about those contraband cigarettes than he has to.
28:27But listen, I got everything under control.
28:29I got Enos out there looking for the Duke boys.
28:31Enos couldn't find a pumpkin on Halloween.
28:34Roscoe, you get out there yourself and find out where my war memorial's here.
28:39Yep.
28:39I'm gone.
28:43He's gone.
28:45If I don't have them cigarettes with that tough clientele of mine, I'm gone.
28:53Roscoe!
28:54Roscoe!
28:55What?
28:55I've been looking for you.
28:57What?
28:58I've come to confess.
29:00What about?
29:01Run and shine?
29:02Oh, shoot, I know that.
29:04I ain't got no time as much piddly-diddly stuff as that.
29:06If you want to confess, confess to this alcohol and tobacco man right here.
29:10Uh, uh, uh, Roscoe, uh, what you don't understand is that Hardluck is trying to tell you is that, uh, well, he took a certain vehicle from J.D. Hogg's war memorial.
29:21A, uh, a certain large vehicle.
29:24Oh, oh, you mean that, you mean that big vehicle?
29:28Did you take it?
29:29Just for a little joy, right?
29:31I know.
29:31And now I'm ready to take my medicine.
29:34Slap the cups on.
29:36Toss me in jail.
29:37Let me cleanse my soul on bread and water.
29:40Just as long as it ain't for more than 30 days.
29:42Oh, boy, the boss.
29:42He's gonna be tickled that I cracked this case so quick.
29:45I'll tell you what I'm gonna do, Hardluck.
29:48Just to show you that my heart's in the right place, I'm gonna make a deal with you.
29:52Now, if you'll tell me where that big vehicle is, I'm gonna let you go.
29:58I ain't gonna arrest you.
29:59All right.
30:00It's right down there.
30:03Sheriff, this here's innocent.
30:04If I got news for you.
30:06Hurry, Sheriff, this is powerfully important.
30:09Eat us, come in.
30:10This better be good.
30:12Come on.
30:12Sheriff, I just bought it a set of caterpillars tracks leading towards Benson's crossing.
30:18It ain't the kind that turns into a butterfly either, Sheriff.
30:21Well, Enos, why didn't you tell me this before?
30:23The deal is off, Hardluck.
30:26You thought that phony confession would fool me?
30:28Kill you, kidding me?
30:29Listen.
30:30Listen, Enos.
30:31Listen.
30:32Don't you get in that deal.
30:34This is your commanding officer.
30:36Now, I'm serious.
30:37Over and out.
30:42I'm far on this vehicle because I'm in hot pursuit.
30:58Now, Bo was finding that replacing that link pen was like fitting false teeth on a dinosaur.
31:05So, while Bo kept hammering, Enos kept coming on.
31:14Followed by Agent Buchanan.
31:18With good old Roscoe bringing up the rear.
31:21As usual.
31:23Make that a little harder than usual.
31:24There's three sets of tank tracks here.
31:37Enos!
31:38I know there's tracks here.
31:41Let's follow.
31:42Yes, yes, yes.
31:44Enos!
31:45Now, when you only got one stolen APC,
31:52and three sets of tracks leading in different directions,
31:56well, it's got to be confusion to any normal person.
32:00So, you can imagine what it does to the Hazard County law.
32:09Hey, Roscoe!
32:11You keep this up and you're going to have to give yourself a ticket.
32:14Will you hush?
32:15Just hush it up and get that monstrosity out of the middle of the road.
32:19I'll, I'll get you for an 8-6-3 and a, a, a, a, a, a, is that an 8-6-7?
32:31Morning!
32:33Nice day for a drive, ain't it?
32:35Sir.
32:42Hey, Enos!
32:45Hi, Daisy!
32:46Enos, we can't go on meeting like this.
32:49People are going to talk.
32:51Golly, Daisy, I thought she was Bo and Luke.
32:54Hotcakes.
32:55Ain't you learned the difference between a boy and a girl yet?
32:57Shoot, I know the difference between a boy and a girl.
33:00Daisy, I think.
33:02Now, Sheriff, this here's Enos.
33:04Uh, them tracks I was tracking south, they belong to Daisy.
33:07And the ones going east was LB's.
33:09Louise, I wonder who Buchanan was following west.
33:13It don't make no difference, you bird brains.
33:15You get it?
33:16Look, if they decoyed you south and east, and if Buchanan's trail west is a decoy too,
33:23well then, them Duke boys gotta be north.
33:26Hidin' that war memorial of mine in the woods on their own farm.
33:30You gotta get out to that farm before Buchanan does.
33:33Because if you don't, you can just keep on drivin'
33:35until you're up to your ears and alligators in Okefenokee's swamp.
33:39Over and out.
33:43Meanwhile, I'm makin' myself in an emergency kit.
33:46In case I have to hide out for here, too.
33:53Decoy one callin' handyman?
33:55Luke's plan fools are real good.
33:57How you doin'? Over?
33:59Uh, this here's handyman.
34:00I'm almost sittin' ready to roll.
34:02Good, cause boss nearly figured out where you were.
34:05Rosco and Enos are closin' in, so you better light out real quick, honey.
34:09Hey, hey, this here's ol' LB on the CB, breakin' in and babbin' back.
34:12I'll pick up that ol' decoy one and decoy two and drop them plum in your lap,
34:16just past the Twin Forks Junction.
34:1710-4?
34:18It's a big 10-4, LB.
34:20I'll see y'all later, right?
34:30Where do you think you're goin'?
34:33Cause Jesse, I could take this thing anywhere that Enos and Rosco ain't.
34:36Maybe, but I'm comin' along,
34:38so if you do run into him unexpected-like,
34:40I can take the blame for what's in this contraption.
34:43And I'm goin' along to make sure he takes the blame.
34:46Well, let's go.
34:46Let's go.
35:16Let's go.
35:17Let's go.
35:27Let's go.
35:29Let's go.
35:59Hey, hey, how about you, handyman? This here's old LB on the CB. We homing in on you like a fox on a handhouse. You want to slow down and take old G-4-1 and G-4-2 on board? Anytime you see him, big.
36:12Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
36:42I'll go first.
37:00Y'all are going to have to wait a bit to see if he made it.
37:02Okay, Daisy, can you just jump?
37:12Lookin' hard luck to take care of the landing.
37:14I hope they know that.
37:23You all right?
37:24Yeah.
37:25But for a minute there, I thought I had a flying start to our helmet.
37:28We had a flying start to the penitentiary if we don't get rid of this.
37:32Still.
37:33Hey, gentlemen, give me a hand.
37:35Maybe we can get that.
37:37Okay.
37:38Just say I'm holding here.
37:39Give me that water.
37:40Here, here.
37:42Now, talk about playing with a stacked deck.
37:44If the boys get caught with a still, they go to prison.
37:47But if they stop to ditch it, Enos will catch him red-handed.
37:51And all because they're trying to keep a cantankerous old coot on the outside lookin' in.
37:59Enos just passed LB. What are we gonna do now?
38:01Well, I've picked up a trip or two in the Marines.
38:03I'll get to some if they can't get around.
38:04Come on, let's trade places.
38:05Hang on.
38:06Hang on.
38:07There.
38:08Now they got here for three valleys.
38:09Making whiskey, stealing a vehicle, and live ammo.
38:11All right, we're gonna cruise along this creek and throw it off our own land.
38:16What about Enos?
38:17The road runs parallel to the crimp all the way to the turn and mill road.
38:18Nothing says he can stick with us, so.
38:19Oh, here's a straight stretch up ahead.
38:20Can you crawl out this hatch and unspike that gun barrel?
38:21Well, I don't know till I try.
38:22Now hold on.
38:23Huh?
38:24Now you fire that gun once, and that's a violation of your probate, and that'll make it.
38:28pull it off.
38:29Get off.
38:31and throw it off our own land.
38:33What about Anna?
38:34The road runs parallel to the Krim
38:36all the way to the Turin and Mill Road.
38:39Nothing says he can stick with us, so.
38:41Oh, there's a straight stretch up ahead.
38:42Can you crawl out this hatch and unspike that gun barrel?
38:45Well, I don't know till I try.
38:46Now, hold on.
38:48Now, you fire that gun once,
38:50and that's a violation of your probation,
38:52and that'll be four.
38:54Get off.
38:56Daisy here ain't on probation.
38:58She ain't on probation.
39:00Then,
39:00hey, now, look.
39:02I wouldn't even know how to aim that thing.
39:05Well, you'll know by the time he's done
39:07in spiking that gun barrel.
39:09Climb up here.
39:10Come on.
39:11Okay.
39:30Take it easy out there, doll.
39:39Hey, it's going, Bo.
39:54Woo!
39:54I'm going to clean it right up.
39:55Check it out.
39:56All right.
39:56All right.
39:56All right.
40:09All right, Daisy.
40:10Here's your first lesson in artillery.
40:12Okay.
40:12Now, you see that handle up there to your right?
40:15Yeah.
40:15Now, crank that sucker around
40:16until you see Enos in your sight somewhere.
40:18Okay.
40:19All right, aim about 50 feet ahead of you.
40:29Step center, Luke.
40:31All right, hit it.
40:35All right.
40:36Oh, beautiful.
40:38You done made a fine marine, Daisy.
40:40I always say it was the best shot in the family.
40:42Woo!
40:43Woo!
40:43Woo!
40:44Woo!
40:44Woo!
40:45Woo!
40:46Woo!
40:47What's the matter, hog?
40:57Ain't you glad to see us?
40:59Oh, I'm always glad to see a satisfied customer.
41:03And what's wrong is,
41:05you gentlemen ain't supposed to pick up them cigarettes
41:08till after midnight.
41:11Now, that's going to be kind of hard to do,
41:13seeing that infernal tank we were supposed to pick them up in.
41:16Ain't nowhere around.
41:21Well, that don't matter to none,
41:22because them cigarettes is on the way over here,
41:26right this very minute.
41:27Well, then, in that case,
41:29you won't mind if we go inside and wait for them?
41:31Now, how's it going back there?
41:42Give us another five minutes,
41:44and we'll have this thing apart enough
41:46that we can throw the whole thing overboard.
41:50Roscoe knew that the last place to cut them off
41:52was Seminole Hill.
41:54For all his faults,
41:55old Roscoe sure knew his territory.
41:57I'm Duke, boys.
42:00I've got to miss them.
42:00I've got to miss them, eh?
42:02No way they're going to get by this rock block.
42:04I love it.
42:05I love it.
42:06Hey, Luke,
42:18isn't that Roscoe's car down below?
42:20Yes.
42:21He's got that pass block tighter
42:23than a carcass bottle.
42:25Can you go around him?
42:26The way these brakes are starting to loosen up.
42:28I'm glad that car's empty,
42:29because we're going over him.
42:30Hang on, everybody.
42:31What happened?
42:43Wait till Roscoe gets LB's bill
42:45for fixing that car.
42:47Oh, I can't believe you.
42:49They do that.
42:50They do that.
42:50My vehicle, that's it.
42:52I'll never get that fixed.
42:54Let's do them, Duke.
42:55Duke.
42:56Well, that's mean.
42:57That's mean.
42:57Old Hardluck was getting ready
43:06to bid his reluctant farewell
43:07to his life's work.
43:12Here come Buchanan.
43:18Buchanan's right on our tail.
43:19If we throw this thing out,
43:20all he's got to do is pick it up.
43:21He's got enough evidence
43:22to lock his way for life.
43:23There's one shell left, ain't there?
43:25All right.
43:26Hardluck, give a bow of hands.
43:27Just grab that shell
43:28out of that still somehow.
43:31Wind some of this around.
43:46We're all set.
43:48All right.
43:48Lose that sucker.
43:57Oh, wait a minute, y'all.
44:13We ain't out of the woods yet.
44:15Buchanan's still following us.
44:16Maybe we can dive out of this thing
44:17before he finds out who it is.
44:25We really broke our probation now.
44:28All these cigarettes in this tank
44:29belonging to boss hog
44:30means only one thing.
44:33They're stolen.
44:40Oh, Lord.
44:40Breaks are all the way going.
44:42All right, everybody, bail out.
44:46We got it.
44:55The boss was giving serious thoughts
44:57about making out his will
44:58without realizing salvation
45:00was a lot closer
45:01than he had the right to expect.
45:03Here come the law,
45:32cleverly disguised
45:33as a treat.
45:48Boss denied knowing
45:49about them stolen cigarettes
45:51and it was a good day
45:52for Agent Buchanan.
45:54All that contraband.
45:56Plus, he caught himself
45:56Flint and Miller.
45:58He'd been chasing them
45:58for a long time.
46:00Jesse took Hero Hog's
46:02sharpshooting medal
46:02and pinned it on Daisy.
46:04Half of the Duke clan,
46:06I make you
46:07sharpshooter of the week
46:09and I'm very proud of you.
46:11And Agent Buchanan,
46:12tired of running
46:12after hard luck,
46:14got him a job
46:14in a legal distillery.
46:17Of course,
46:17it wasn't much fun,
46:19but everybody's
46:20got to grow up sometime.
46:21Even in Hazard County.
46:24Even in Hazard County.
46:24Even in Hazard County.
46:51God bless you.
47:11God bless you.
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