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Rana Ijaz Funny Video | Standup Comedy By Rana Ijaz | Rana Ijaz Gift For Gf💑 | #ranaijaz #funny

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00:00No one knows what to do.

00:02What do you think?

00:04Chacha Lalten?

00:06No one knows what to do.

00:08This is the issue of the love.

00:10Come on, you have to sit and sit and sit and sit and sit and sit.

00:15What do you do?

00:17You have to get your own way.

00:19You have to get your own way.

00:21Come on, there are many people who are here.

00:24You have to get your own way.

00:26You have to get your own way.

00:29You have to be a little bit, or a little bit.

00:31You have to dream.

00:33No one has to be your own way.

00:35Do you have to get my thoughts?

00:37Just sit and sit.

00:41Yeah?

00:42You have to get your own way.

00:44What?

00:51Oh, wow, wow!

00:53What are you talking about?

00:54Very good.

00:55I have to go.

00:56It's okay.

00:59Hello everyone, how are you?

01:14How are you?

01:15How are you?

01:16How are you doing?

01:17God bless you.

01:18Did you get to the sale of the sale of the sale of the sale?

01:22Yes, yes.

01:23Did you get to the sale of the sale of the sale?

01:25No, otherwise nobody did ask us either.

01:29Even doesn't drink the charge of the sale, as you have to read.

01:31It did enjoy the sale of the sale of the sale but the one—

01:33Yes, he was finished myself.

01:34Okayult.

01:35Which sale of the sale is a little long?

01:37Did you enjoy this sale of the sale?

01:39Yes, for we did not enjoy the sale of the sale of the sale of the sale?

01:40Yes, but in the sale of the sale, you won't enjoy it.

01:42No.

01:43Ok, stocks only play Shabar Shieve equal.

01:46It's one to peg if you can carry it.

01:48Okokok, what are u from the sale of the sale of the sale of the sale of the sale of the sale?

01:52You know, you know in the sale of the sale of the sale of until the00 and the sale of the sale of the sale or sell it.

01:54Yes, I've been working with you.

01:56Whatever happens, you'll get in front of me.

01:59How much is it?

02:01It's a different rate.

02:02I don't know how much it is.

02:04How much is it?

02:06$2,000.

02:08Yes.

02:10How much is it?

02:12How much is it?

02:14How much is it?

02:16How much is it?

02:18How much is it?

02:20It's about $1500.

02:22It's about $1500.

02:24I'm going to give you a gift.

02:26Yes, it's about $1500.

02:28It's about $1500.

02:30It's about $1500.

02:32It's about $1500.

02:34It's about $1500.

02:36Okay.

02:38How much is it?

02:40How much is it?

02:42How much is it?

02:44It's about $1500.

02:46$1500?

02:48$2000.

02:50$2000?

02:52Okay.

02:54I don't know.

02:56You'll be happy to be happy.

02:58I don't know.

03:00It's about $1500.

03:02It's about $1500.

03:04It's about $1500.

03:06It's about $1500.

03:08I don't know.

03:10Yeah.

03:11I'll go.

03:12So, are you going to both?

03:14That's the same.

03:16I'll go.

03:17Okay.

03:18I'll go from there.

03:20I'll give you an address.

03:22I'll give you an address.

03:24I'll give you an address.

03:26But then I'll fight 15 days before I will.

03:30But I'll go from there.

03:32I'll go from there.

03:34Do you want to give a wife?

03:35No, she's not a wife. She's a friend.

03:38Okay.

03:39Then she said that...

03:41You'll get a year later.

03:44I'm going to give her time.

03:46She's a good one.

03:48Okay.

03:49Then...

03:50You're going to take the cake and cut the cake.

03:53Okay.

03:54At that time, you're going to say, hello, brother.

03:56It's a minute, brother.

03:57Okay.

03:58It's an apple.

03:59Okay.

04:00Then you're going to take the cake.

04:02Okay.

04:03Let's try it.

04:04That sounds like a little bit.

04:05You're going to take the cake.

04:06I'll take the cake and put it in front of me.

04:07It's just a contact with a friend.

04:09Okay.

04:10Friendship, girlfriend, boyfriend.

04:12Okay.

04:13It's a good one.

04:14My son, you're going to take the cake and give me a little trip.

04:16I'm going to take a couple of days to go.

04:17When I'm going to get the cake, you'll be in the way that I'm going to take the cake.

04:19So never mind.

04:20When I'm going to take the cake and get my cake then I'll show you.

04:21I'll tell you, I'll tell you what I'm going to go now.

04:24Here's my friend.

04:25I'll tell you things.

04:27If you don't have to be a good one,

04:28I'll tell you maybe I'll tell you that.

04:29It's not going to be a year-old.

04:31If the child is not a child,

04:33then we will give a lot of money.

04:38How do you give a lot of money?

04:40Yes.

04:41What do you do?

04:42You don't have to give a lot of money.

04:47Why don't you give a lot of money?

04:50Why don't you give a lot of money?

04:52Why don't you give a lot of money?

04:55Why don't you give a lot of money?

04:59You gave a lot of money?

05:02No, you didn't give a lot of money.

05:04Don't you give a lot of money?

05:06No, you didn't give a lot of money.

05:08It's just because it's a year-old.

05:10It's 9.30.

05:12It's about 10 to 11.00.

05:14Then you give a lot of money.

05:16Then you give a copy of your address.

05:18If you come out of your video,

05:20then you'll be using the shirt and you'll be shot.

05:24Please, please, thank you for your questions.

05:40My first one, the other one, just like the cake,

05:44This one, you've got the meat.

05:46Why are you big, I'm so happy?

05:48No, you don't have to go with it.

05:50You have to come there and that's what you can do,

05:54You have to come with this, but you make some more in the kitchen.

05:58Oh,! I am gonna go with my hand.

06:01But why didn't you cut our meat?

06:03Didn't we have my hand?

06:04Oh man, this one doesn't agree,

06:07You'll cut the whole of my hand!

06:09I have never seen the owners of theivali who cut their bones and their husband and family.

06:17My husband was on the farm and he had a girl and I have never seen him do it.

06:23He had never seen him and he was a man.

06:27He was pretty.

06:29He came to see him, but he was very furious.

06:32He was a man through his life.

06:37How was he doing?

06:39to be quiet.

06:40He put his glamour on his side.

06:41I did this, right?

06:43You did something for him,

06:45and then you did that .

06:47You didn't tell me that he will be quiet.

06:49He's not white.

06:49He's a handsome man.

06:50He's going to put it down and go and eat.

06:53You want to give it a high high high.

06:55That's what he has,

06:56when you listen to it?

06:58He loves it.

06:59She's saying happy birthday,

07:01and music will happen.

07:02You're talking about music unconditionally.

07:03They do not have the most hard work.

07:05She's saying that now the party started,

07:08It's like a happy birthday to you.

07:13You can tell us that God is God.

07:17You are ready to prepare for our love.

07:20You don't come here.

07:21You don't have a free home delivery.

07:23Home delivery is free.

07:25I'm giving you $500.

07:27You don't have to give us $500.

07:30You don't have to give us $500.

07:32You don't have to give us $500.

07:34You don't have to give us $500.

07:36You don't have to give us $500.

07:38We do not give the home delivery.

07:40After the kitchen we have a kitchen.

07:42You do not give us $100.

07:44You don't have to give us $500.

07:45You don't have to give us $500 for $50.

07:49That's all.

07:50You don't have to give us $5,000 for $500.

07:54So you don't have to give us $500 for $50.

07:57Thank you, everyone.

07:58You are going to give us $12,000.

07:59I have to give you $15,000.

08:02foreign

08:16foreign

08:32Come on.

08:35Let's treat him.

08:37You have to deal with this.

08:38Yes, you've got it.

08:41You've got it setting, and then you've got it.

08:44Who's going to die?

08:46I wouldn't have to die.

08:50Do you want to die?

08:53You've got five inches.

08:54You've got to die.

08:57People won't die again.

08:58Many people don't give up their guns.

09:01They're going to give up their guns.

09:03They're going to be very nice and very small.

09:05They will not get away from it.

09:07They will not get away from us.

09:10If I want to start writing writing,

09:13then I'll write it like that.

09:14No, I don't want you to write the books.

09:17I'll write the books for you.

09:19So there are books for you.

09:21Why don't you write the books for me?

09:23I don't want you to write the books.

09:25I don't want you to write the books for me.

09:27Everyone can't help.

09:29The ones who have left him to is not okay,

09:32wherever he lives, I'll just throw him up and I'll throw him up.

09:35Oh, you don't give his money!

09:37What would you do to my life?

09:42When you are looking at the wildest property,

09:43you might all point to the house

09:45you'd only kill people, who are dead in the house?

09:49Then you'd have to tell me that his name

09:51of a son has gone,

09:53he's not over again,

09:55He gave the kids to the teacher of Rana's jazz.

09:58He gave the academy a teacher.

10:02He's a bad man, he's not a girl.

10:05He's a bad man, I'm not a boy!

10:08He's a bad man!

10:11Oh, he's a bad man!

10:14Oh, he's a bad man!

10:15He's a bad man!

10:16He's a bad man!

10:18He's a bad man!

10:21If you're a man, you're a bad man.

10:23Who is going to feed you?

10:25Who is going to feed you?

10:28I don't care about it.

10:29I don't care about it.

10:31I have to pay for $2,000.

10:34Why do you feed you?

10:36Why should I feed you?

10:38Why don't you feed me in the kitchen?

10:39Why don't you feed me?

10:41Come on.

10:42You're not going to feed me.

10:44I don't have to pay you.

10:45Now I have paid for $2,000.

10:46It's my soda, brother.

10:48Why don't you eat?

10:50I don't want to eat your soda.

10:52cash

11:00foreign

11:03foreign

11:11foreign

11:12foreign

11:15foreign

11:20I got to get him.

11:21You take your own, Aida.

11:23You, Aida, share it with you.

11:25Aida, you are dead.

11:27You're dead, you're dead, you're dead.

11:29Mirza Sahib, you're dead.

11:31You're dead, you're dead.

11:33You're dead, you're dead.

11:34You're dead.

11:35I'm dead, you're dead, you're dead.

11:37You're dead, you're dead, you're dead.

11:40Yalla! Yalla!

11:42People asked me that I gave him some gifts.

11:44You've got two clothes in the old clothes.

11:47You're laying your feet high.

11:48Oh, hey, hey.

11:50You don't have to do that.

11:52Put the concrete on top.

11:54Put it on top.

11:56Put it on top.

11:58So, you don't have to give up that dick.

12:00You don't have to work?

12:02Go, go.

12:04Come, don't fall.

12:06I'm not going to die.

12:08He's being taken with his own gift.

12:10Then you give him a gift.

12:12You don't know what you're talking about.

12:14Happy birthday to you, Rane Jaaz,

12:16foreign

12:36foreign

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