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02:46You have to get the roti off the plate,

02:48and never get the roti off the plate.

02:52Your roti is a clean,

02:54and you have to stay in the back of my life.

02:56The last week you've been working for me,

02:59you're going to have a clean water.

03:01I'm not going to leave it alone.

03:03You're going to leave it alone.

03:05You're going to get the roti inside.

03:07You're going to get the roti in the back of your face.

03:09You're going to get the roti in the back of your face.

03:11What time will I do?

03:12No, not do.

03:13Let's do it in order to eat your fucking food.

03:15What happened to you?

03:17Sit. Sit.

03:18Do you want 100 motorcycles?

03:20125?

03:2170?

03:22Kedi-gadi?

03:23Jinatadi?

03:26Saffa, do you want to keep 8-3?

03:29215, 215, 218, 205, 205, 205, 205, 205, 205, 205.

03:35Saffa, do you want to keep 8-3?

03:37Do you want to keep 8-3?

03:39Do you want to keep 8-3?

03:43Jil?

03:44You wearille dir!

03:46pointill?

03:49Don't Christ, your god, any rich?

03:51What kind people don't have to do with horseback?

03:53You used to have to fight…

03:55I enquanto, you used to get more, but call a trolley for your horseback?

03:59Yes, I think that a black lady was made all black.

04:03Let's mother send you 200-500.

04:07Yes.

04:08If you spend more than 70 dollars listening…

04:10It's a 100 yen.

04:11I bought the 100 yen.

04:13That's a beautiful home of the house.

04:17When I got a 100 yen, I got 200 yen.

04:21Looking at the house?

04:23I got a hundred yen.

04:25I got a 8 yen from the road Marina.

04:27It's 70% of women.

04:29That's why I like it.

04:32When did I get Tongani's line?

04:35Then I got to pull the back of the road.

04:39I think this is how the Lidya came.

04:51I thought this was like a TV, so it was an open source of the loudun.

04:57That's how I lived, so I felt like I waserdad.

05:00Alright, alright.

05:01So what the hell is that?

05:02There's a place.

05:04So, I went to this place and I didn't hear anything.

05:13I mean, my dad and my dad didn't hear anything.

05:18Where did he?

05:19My dad.

05:20My dad used to kill me with flying cake.

05:23Huh?

05:24I mean, this is like a cake.

05:27My dad used to kill me.

05:29He used to kill me and he used to kill me.

05:31He used to kill me.

05:33What's your dad ?

05:43Why did he kill me with his dad?

05:45He used to kill me and my dad didn't have a job.

05:48I mean, you know, I became a black belt.

05:54I mean, I don't know.

05:57I mean, he is a black belt.

05:58That's what I'm thinking.

06:01My father told me that I had a relationship with my father, but my father didn't want to go on a day.

06:11My father?

06:13Why did my father come back?

06:16My father went on a day?

06:18Yes, I went on a day.

06:20Yes, my father wanted to go on a day.

06:23Yes, he wanted to go on a day.

06:25Yes, he wanted to go on a day or go on a day.

06:28That is my father Jameis.

06:30You have to go on a day or you are doing English language,

06:32not right?

06:33In English language, there was your father.

06:35He went off a motorcycle to get a motorcycle and made his father by a man who lived through this age.

06:40He didn't know him and let him go on a day.

06:45You have to go on a day and he says,

06:48How did your father get off a motorcycle?

06:50Your father Jameis.

06:51He made a hot target in order to run a film in the family.

06:53That is your father.

06:55Your father should go on a day or a day.

06:57multirigalitai tohwala do so many, as you can't do it.

07:02I could open against it, or it's under $200.

07:06Can you explain yourself?

07:0820.

07:10My father is going to shoot me apenning moment.

07:13When I wear my helmet, I can also use $300.

07:17The other father is at the top of my brother's job.

07:21He is waiting for 3-4 minutes.

07:23Mmm!

07:24Mmm!

07:26Which man does run through the last year.

07:30And he was playing with him and to use his rives.

07:34And he got in the gun and took a hand!

07:37He doesn't know how to run through the pedal?

07:40He doesn't know how to run through the pedal

07:42His brother will run through the pedal

07:45He's the best man, his brother will stay

07:47His father got angry, so he stopped

07:48He's the best man

07:49Why did he kill his son?

07:51get him in the house.

07:53Just be sure?

07:55Your father is still shooting.

07:57We cannot pass through the race.

08:00No, no, no.

08:02Your father is a good friend.

08:04Your father is a good friend.

08:06You have to pay your wife.

08:08Your father is a bad friend.

08:11You are your father.

08:13You are your father.

08:15You are your father.

08:17What is that?

08:18He's trying to get a car.

08:20He gave a car to his motorcycle.

08:25He's a little girl.

08:26My son, what is this?

08:28He's going to get me.

08:30Sir, he's trying to get a motorcycle from his dad and his dad.

08:35He's trying to get a car.

08:37He's trying to get a car.

08:39He's trying to get a car.

08:42I don't care what my father is doing so that they're hard to get them there.

08:47So what were you making it up?

08:49It was over 10 minutes you could drink a drink?

08:5010 minutes.

08:5110 minutes then get 10 minutes of money.

08:54I can't get it.

08:5610 minutes of money is the one that happens.

08:59I don't give a rent.

09:00But I'll have to carry a little more and then I'll take one.

09:02I'm a motorcycle and I'll take one to two of you.

09:05One time I made a grump with a mom that I won't fight.

09:11I was born in Moodsagal and Keraachi.

09:15After three years later.

09:18What did he do?

09:21He was born in Keraachi.

09:24The mother of Moodsagal was born again.

09:27He did not do that.

09:29He was born in Moodsagal.

09:33He was born in Moodsagal.

09:36He was born in Moodsagal.

09:41The mother of Moodsagal is a magical nerd.

09:43He was born with Moodsagal.

09:45The mother of Mood Wyfrey is in Moodsagal.

09:47You are born in Moodsagal?

09:49Long drive.

09:50They are born in Moodsagal.

09:52Long drive.

09:54This is a hobby?

09:55Yes.

09:56The mother of Moodsagal is a family affairs.

10:00He is not able to break it in the family's hands.

10:02He is able to break it in the family's hands.

10:04No, the husband was able to break it with others.

10:06He was able to break it and the husband got to break it.

10:09You're 88カラダで?

10:13We're happy to go a right- THERE

10:16I want to go a wrong-

10:17I want our first Masha little character

10:19Wakaalia Ndaew, that's why

10:23If we have the first guest in the Rook She did

10:25We would get to it

10:27We could do it

10:30I didn't, we could mijn bro

10:33brutje 얘� enemy

10:35Dude I am the only way

10:36Since that time, you take a black belt or do you like black?

10:40How old did you get up to the daddy when you're older?

10:4280 years ago.

10:42Oh, he took a silver belt.

10:45It's the last belt.

10:47He was閉養ing his face and used to get down the stairs,

10:52and then the kids would close the stairs.

10:54He would grab the down the stairs and he'd release him feet.

10:58He'd shoot a cake.

11:00He would die, and then he'd bite.

11:04Oh, my God.

11:06I'm sorry.

11:08You can't kill me, I'm not trying to kill you.

11:11Don't go to the house.

11:13What's wrong with me?

11:14No, don't go to the house.

11:16You're not going to have a house.

11:18You're not going to have a house with my dad.

11:21Hello?

11:23What's wrong with me?

11:24You don't have to have a house with my dad.

11:27You don't have to have a house with my dad.

11:29If you have a house with your dad,

11:31you don't have to have a house with your dad.

11:34You'll have to take it from시에.

11:36Let me find the house.

11:38You'll be in the house.

11:40You can take the house with your dad.

11:42We'll have to bring the house.

11:44You'll be in the house.

11:46Then, let me ask.

11:48Go.

11:49Don't stand here.

11:51As you'll find the house,

11:53it's like my dad has a house with my dad.

11:55Hold the house again.

11:57It's like my dad and it's like my dad.

11:59Didn't he ask how he looked.

12:02I think he saw that he was a punk man.

12:05His dad was going to do football.

12:10God, if you think the big human being,

12:12your father gave me a lumpy thing.

12:15I think the pressure was on a cap.

12:17Okay, come on.

12:19Why did you call my dad?

12:21I think he had to shake his hand.

12:23He had to kiss his daughter.

12:26Will he come to love his father?

12:28foreign

12:42foreign

12:58Dadi has been flying in the way that Dadi is going to make it.

13:01No.

13:02That's why I don't know any film stories.

13:04I know people all know.

13:06What's the word Dadi is black belt?

13:08Dadi is a brushery.

13:11He's got a brushery.

13:13He's got a brushery.

13:15If you understand this, you'll understand the truth.

13:18Dadi, you killed me.

13:20I'm going to ask you a motorcycle.

13:22I don't understand that.

13:24I'm going to go to the other side.

13:26And if you get your father's age, you get to get the third race,

13:29and you don't know how to get the motorcycle.

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