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Rana Ijaz New Funny Video | Standup Comedy By Rana Ijaz | Rana Ijaz Funny Video 2025 | #ranaijaz 2
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5/2/2025
Rana Ijaz New Funny Video | Standup Comedy By Rana Ijaz | Rana Ijaz Funny Video 2025 |
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00:00
Oh, man, it's too late.
00:04
Come on camera.
00:07
Peace be upon you.
00:09
Peace be upon you.
00:13
Peace be upon you.
00:16
What's going on, sir?
00:18
What's going on, sir?
00:20
What's going on, sir?
00:21
What's going on?
00:22
You're going to take a nap.
00:24
You're going to take a nap.
00:26
I'm going to take a nap.
00:28
You know...
00:30
Kali is here and the place you go.
00:32
Yes, sir.
00:33
I don't want to take a nap or not.
00:36
You want to take a nap and take a nap.
00:38
You can always take another nap.
00:40
You can also take a nap or just take a nap.
00:42
Can you take a nap?
00:44
You can take a nap.
00:47
We took a nap,
00:49
Hauskos,
00:51
Karaacos,
00:53
and wherever it is.
00:55
That's right.
00:56
Where did it take the camera?
00:58
No, which is similar.
01:03
Where do you need to take the camera?
01:16
The meaning of that the camera is to take the camera,
01:23
There was a land cruiser standing outside,
01:25
and there was a shisha to take it,
01:27
and there was a bumper,
01:29
and there was a camera.
01:31
There was a good camera.
01:33
Where did the camera go?
01:34
There was a lot of noise,
01:36
and there was a lot of noise in the morning.
01:38
Did you understand that?
01:39
As soon as you put it in,
01:42
you can't stop it.
01:45
I came three years ago,
01:48
and I went to Gujaran.
01:50
Okay.
01:51
I went to Gujaran.
01:56
I was going to drink.
01:58
Huh?
01:58
I was going to drink.
02:00
If it wasn't, it would be good to drink.
02:01
Yes, I was going to drink.
02:04
Look at that.
02:07
Yes, yes.
02:08
That's what it is.
02:09
Yes, that's what it is.
02:10
Yes, that's what it is.
02:11
It is that the whole life is going to drink.
02:14
Oh, my lord.
02:15
I was going to go to the pond,
02:17
and I told you,
02:19
I was going to drink.
02:22
You are going to drink.
02:26
Yes, you are going to drink.
02:27
Yes, I was going to drink.
02:29
Yes.
02:29
After the pond.
02:30
Yes?
02:31
Yes, you are going to drink.
02:32
Ah, I said, man, I'm going to meet you.
02:34
Oh, lord, when I went, I'm going to sit and do something else.
02:40
What did you say about it?
02:42
What did you say about it?
02:44
I don't know about it.
02:46
You know what it is about it.
02:48
Oh, lord.
02:50
Oh, lord.
02:52
What do you say about it?
02:54
Do you want my partner?
02:58
Oh, lord.
02:59
That's it.
03:00
I said, you don't like it.
03:02
I said, you don't like it.
03:05
Wow, wow, wow.
03:06
This is a big big thing.
03:08
Oh, lord.
03:10
I'm just trying to get a piece of paper.
03:12
Look, you're also trying to get a piece of paper.
03:15
You're not sure how to get a piece of paper.
03:17
I'm going to get a piece of paper.
03:19
Oh, yeah, yeah.
03:20
I'm going to get a piece of paper.
03:21
I said, I'm going to get a piece of paper.
03:23
Wow, wow, wow.
03:24
What are you doing now?
03:26
No, no.
03:27
There's nothing like that.
03:29
Oh, wow.
03:30
Wow, wow!
03:31
What a name!
03:35
I'm the one who got us.
03:37
Oh, no!
03:39
Oh, no.
03:39
The haven't been for
03:50
Ah, I want to go out now
03:54
Is it you?
03:55
Oh, yeah, I have to go out now
03:57
I want to go out here
04:00
I'm going to sit back in Romaliy
04:03
and sit back and bring back in the water
04:05
They see by Romaliy and the vassians
04:08
the vassians are in the air
04:10
Today didn't know his vassians
04:11
but the vassians are in the air
04:13
I'll leave the vassians
04:15
so that's how he will pay the vassians
04:17
Now OK
04:19
I'm going to put it in a bag.
04:22
No, I'm not going to give it.
04:25
I'm going to put it in a bag.
04:27
I'm going to put it in a bag.
04:29
So, did you do that?
04:31
Did you do that?
04:33
I did it.
04:34
Okay, I did it.
04:36
I'll put it in a bag.
04:38
I'll put it in a bag.
04:40
I'll put it in a bag.
04:42
Lailao, the last one.
04:44
You're not going to leave the land.
04:46
No, I'm going to fall down the earth, I'm going to fall down the ground.
04:53
The one who was standing in front of me was a chaudhary,
04:56
when I was a chaudhary,
04:59
I was standing in front of me.
05:01
What did I eat?
05:03
I said,
05:05
I've got one inch inch,
05:08
and I've got five inches.
05:10
I've got a whole inch inch inch.
05:12
Dude, he dropped his mouth.
05:16
So he took it.
05:17
In his mouth..
05:17
I will tell him this,
05:20
he cooked it for his bread..
05:21
With Chaudhry?
05:22
Yes.
05:23
This game, it was like Gujraat,
05:25
Gajraat, Daska, Narwalari,
05:26
all the Jews,
05:27
these people have since dark.
05:31
Really?
05:33
A family with a man...
05:34
A man with a man already.
05:35
A man with a pet man,
05:36
and he was also hunting with a woman,
05:39
and he was hunting with a man.
05:41
Who wants to sell this man today?
05:44
Yes, yes.
05:45
The land of the land.
05:49
The land of the land, the land of the land, the land of the land of the land of the land.
05:53
The land of the land.
05:54
The land of the land of the land.
05:55
All right, when I ate my eau with the water in my mouth,
05:59
I was like, oh, my God can't tell you why you are a good person.
06:05
You didn't have a good person.
06:06
My vez was the gift of you.
06:08
That's my gift.
06:10
Because when you're in the house,
06:13
you'll give one one one,
06:15
and you'll give one one,
06:17
and you'll give one another one.
06:19
So you'll give one another one?
06:21
No, you'll give it.
06:23
I start giving one another one.
06:25
I start giving one another one.
06:27
It's about 15 days.
06:32
I believe that this one is giving one another one.
06:35
But when I go to the other one,
06:37
you'll give one another one.
06:39
Oh, no.
06:40
Is there a man saying that,
06:43
that's why you need to take one another one?
06:53
What's that?
06:54
Take this one another.
06:56
It's the one that's giving one another one.
06:58
It's the one that's giving one another one.
07:00
What do you mean?
07:03
Oh, the one another.
07:05
You can't kill me, you can't kill me.
07:09
Who would you like to use a camera?
07:11
I am.
07:14
You would like to use a camera, don't use a camera.
07:17
No, no, no, that's a camera.
07:23
Do you know what you would like to use a camera?
07:26
No, no, no, no.
07:27
Look, the camera is going to be on your camera.
07:30
You would like to go inside and go inside and take a look at it.
07:33
Who would you like to use a camera?
07:34
I would like to go.
07:34
Yes, yes.
07:42
How much is it?
07:43
How much?
07:44
I'll go to the door.
07:45
You're just going to the door.
07:47
I'm a person, I'm going to the door.
07:49
You're all inside.
07:50
Put your camera in and open.
07:53
Are you going to the mobile?
07:55
Why don't you go to the camera?
07:57
Why don't you go to the camera?
07:59
Why don't you go to the camera?
08:01
Why don't you go to the camera?
08:02
Why don't you go to the camera?
08:04
There is no one.
08:05
There is no one who is a car parking lot.
08:07
We have dogs.
08:08
Which dogs are forgot.
08:11
This is one of the dogs we got.
08:13
This is the dogs.
08:14
You could eat a dog.
08:16
They're not.
08:17
It's like the dogs are in the dogs.
08:19
She's looking like a different dog.
08:23
What is the dog not?
08:27
You're like saying,
08:28
You're just going to the dog to the dog.
08:29
Yes.
08:30
When I was a little old, I got another one and another one
08:36
I got my dog and I got the pigs in the rear
08:40
What do you do?
08:42
I got to go
08:43
I got to go
08:45
I got to go
08:46
I got to go
08:48
I got to go
08:49
Then I got a pig and I got to go
08:53
I got to go
08:54
I got to go
08:56
And I got to go
08:57
That's how big I was
08:58
That was a jump and hit me and hit me.
09:02
You made a camera with me.
09:04
You're doing my own work?
09:05
Where are you?
09:10
I'm like, you're dead, right?
09:12
I'm not dead, I'm dead.
09:14
Oh, that's right.
09:16
I understand, you're dead.
09:17
No, you're dead, you're dead.
09:18
You're dead, you're dead.
09:19
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
09:21
Did you understand?
09:21
It's a meme scene.
09:22
Yes, yes.
09:23
You know, you're dead and you don't know where you're going.
09:26
What's your idea?
09:28
What's your idea?
09:30
My experience is...
09:32
What's your idea?
09:33
What's your idea?
09:34
You're too tired.
09:36
I don't understand.
09:38
I don't know what the problem is.
09:39
You don't have to ask me if you're a man.
09:42
My mind is that I'm a camera, I'm a mobile camera.
09:47
I don't know if you've got a dog with a dog.
09:50
They'll stop the dog.
09:54
People are in the car and stop the dog.
09:57
Did you put a tracker on this?
09:59
Tracker?
10:00
Tracker?
10:01
Tracker?
10:02
Yes, Tracker.
10:03
Don't you have any money?
10:05
Huh?
10:08
Where did you go?
10:11
It's a bad idea.
10:13
It's a bad idea.
10:15
Don't you have any money?
10:17
Where can you buy money?
10:19
Don't you have to buy money?
10:21
Why can't you buy money?
10:22
This big dog is not a show case.
10:24
You have to buy money if you don't buy money.
10:26
It's a dog.
10:27
It's a dog.
10:28
Give it to my daddy.
10:29
They don't have to buy money.
10:31
You have to buy money.
10:33
It's a bad idea.
10:34
The bad idea is that there isn't a cow.
10:36
No.
10:37
Get a camera.
10:38
I've got a camera.
10:39
Where are you?
10:40
I don't get a camera.
10:42
Get a camera.
10:44
Get a dog.
10:46
You have to buy a dog.
10:48
You have to buy a camera.
10:50
If you have a factory, you have a car, you have a car, you have a car, you have a car, you have a car, you have a car, you have a camera.
10:58
Now, I said to myself, you take your camera and take your money and make it 3-4 hundred.
11:03
Why?
11:04
What?
11:05
What?
11:06
3-4 hundred.
11:07
Oh my god, when you are going to zoom, you need your camera.
11:14
When you're going to get your camera, they'll just take a 후-
11:19
You don't talk like you, you don't get your money.
11:22
You don't get my finger print that you don't take your camera on the camera.
11:26
What the boss did, they only asked for anything so they won't really pay,
11:32
If you have to do a little bit, you will get your camera from 300-400 to 300-400.
11:38
I'm going to get ready.
11:41
What do you mean?
11:43
What do you mean?
11:45
Is that I want to learn you?
11:47
Someone told me that I will do a little bit, then you will get to 300-400.
11:51
And you will get the camera to get your mobile.
11:54
Who?
11:55
I want to add a button.
11:57
I want to add a connection.
11:59
If you can play a game, you cannot play a game.
12:03
The game will not play a game.
12:05
You will get a message that someone will play a game?
12:09
A message will come.
12:11
There will be a video.
12:14
If you have to watch the video, you will die.
12:17
You will play a game.
12:19
You will play a game like that.
12:21
Why am I playing a game?
12:23
You will play a game like that.
12:25
What do you think?
12:26
To play a game like that...
12:28
If you have to watch the video...
12:29
...you will catch a camera, then you will catch a camera.
12:31
Then you will watch a very live.
12:33
What am I getting your dog?
12:34
Or what am I doing?
12:36
You are giving a dog to eat.
12:38
That means...
12:40
...you were laying under the loan?
12:42
I am lying under.
12:44
Do you have to give me a camera...
12:46
There's a camera. Where is the person who doesn't touch your mobile?
12:50
And wherever you touch your touch, I'm connecting with you.
12:53
Oh, you don't have a mobile.
12:56
You don't have a connection with your own mobile.
12:59
It's true that you don't have a mobile, right?
13:01
Okay.
13:01
When you grow up, you call me that you grow up in the middle of the house.
13:07
When you're busy with the network, you're dead.
13:14
Huh?
13:16
When you grow up, you're busy with the network.
13:21
You're busy with the network.
13:23
Where will you reach your destination?
13:25
You're a dog and you're 15 minutes before you start.
13:31
I'm 15 minutes before you do a dog.
13:36
He's dead. He's dead. He's dead.
13:40
Who's going to die again?
13:41
Where are you?
13:42
Where are you?
13:43
I can't say that you will try.
13:48
My dog's leg.
13:49
How did you grow up?
13:50
No dog's leg.
13:51
You lost your leg?
13:52
Okay.
13:53
I've started a job.
13:54
When you eat your soul, you're a big bear.
13:58
I'm going to get a bump.
14:00
You're eating money.
14:02
It's that every time,
14:04
I'm going to open my camera,
14:06
and you're going to keep my camera.
14:08
I don't know what you're going to do today.
14:14
What's that?
14:16
What's that? What's that?
14:18
That's your mind.
14:20
That's your mind.
14:22
It's funny, right?
14:24
It's funny that when you come and tell me.
14:26
You can stay in your life.
14:28
You can't hide your food.
14:30
You can't have it.
14:32
That's the first thing I've got.
14:36
It's okay to keep my room in.
14:38
In the public,
14:40
you've got to put your room in.
14:42
Give your money,
14:44
and turn your money around.
14:46
I'm going to put my money in the house.
14:48
What do you think of it?
14:50
You've got money,
14:52
and come to come to me.
14:54
Oh, you're a man.
14:56
What's that?
14:58
What?
14:59
It's a dog.
15:01
It's a long time.
15:02
It's a crazy time.
15:04
You don't have to do it.
15:06
You don't have to do it.
15:08
Oh, you're a little bit.
15:10
Why don't you do it?
15:12
You don't have to do it.
15:14
You don't have to pay for 2-4 rupees.
15:16
You don't have to pay for it.
15:18
You don't have to pay for it.
15:20
I'm not going to pay for it.
15:22
I'm going to pay for it.
15:24
This is my husband.
15:26
I'm going to pay for it.
15:28
I'm going to pay for it.
15:30
I'm going to pay for it.
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