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Rana Ijaz New Funny Video | Standup Comedy By Rana Ijaz | Rana Ijaz Funny Video 2025 | #ranaijaz 2

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00:00Oh, man, it's too late.

00:04Come on camera.

00:07Peace be upon you.

00:09Peace be upon you.

00:13Peace be upon you.

00:16What's going on, sir?

00:18What's going on, sir?

00:20What's going on, sir?

00:21What's going on?

00:22You're going to take a nap.

00:24You're going to take a nap.

00:26I'm going to take a nap.

00:28Why don't you drive each other?

00:30Without leaving wherever you are there?

00:32Yes.

00:34You could take care of your homeland,

00:35leaving you a large area...

00:36But you'll put you on my camera...

00:38to avoid you...

00:40or if you let your husband—

00:42to avoid it—

00:44which is driving you?

00:46Sometimes, after backs,

00:48there are people people fuck up.

00:50There are people…

00:51there too–

00:52there are people fuck up.

00:54There are people who come out.

00:56Are you taking your camera ?

00:58Camera?

01:00Where does the camera take?

01:02It's like you.

01:04Where?

01:05Where?

01:06Where does the camera take?

01:08You have to take a camera,

01:10you have to take a desk,

01:12you have to take a hotel,

01:14you have to take a mark.

01:16Where does the camera take?

01:18The camera is a matter of

01:20that there is a ghost or a duck

01:22that is not a car,

01:24there is a land cruiser

01:26and put it on a car,

01:28and it has to take a car

01:30and put it on a car.

01:32There is a camera,

01:34you have to take a camera,

01:36you have to take a nap

01:38and take a nap,

01:40you have to take a nap

01:42and take a nap

01:44and take a nap.

01:46I came to the camera

01:48three years ago,

01:50I came to the Gujaran

01:52and

01:54when I came,

01:56I went,

01:58I was a dog,

02:00when I was a kid,

02:02there is to take a nap,

02:04and I have to take a nap.

02:06Look, a drink in front.

02:08Yes, but you have to charge.

02:10Just a drink.

02:12The cooking is a drink,

02:14the food is still in the air.

02:16I was going to get to the village and I told him that I was a big one.

02:23I know that I was a big one and I was a big one.

02:26Yes.

02:27And I was a big one.

02:29Yes, I was a big one.

02:31I was a big one.

02:33I was a big one.

02:35Yes.

02:36I was a big one.

02:38I was a big one.

02:41What did you say?

02:42He was a big one.

02:44I am a big one.

02:46You know this guy?

02:47Yes.

02:48Is there a cute one?"

02:49Yes, you are two, therese people.

02:50Yes, yes, yes.

02:51My sir.

02:52Your neighbour is not the one.

02:54My husband, my mate is a big one.

02:56I am a man.

02:58Yes!

02:59Give me a second.

03:00I am the one.

03:01I am the one.

03:02You are the one you have to see the other women.

03:03That's how you sit there.

03:04Yes, you are.

03:05Yes, you are the one.

03:06Yes!

03:07Yes, you're the one.

03:08I am the one.

03:09I am the one.

03:10Yes!

03:11I am the one.

03:12Look, you're also a woman.

03:14You should know how the women are.

03:16I'm going to get a girl.

03:18Yes, yes.

03:19I'm going to kill a man.

03:21I'm going to kill a man.

03:23Wow.

03:24What are you doing?

03:26No, no.

03:27I'm not one of them.

03:29Wow.

03:31No, no.

03:32I'm going to kill a man.

03:34I'm going to kill a man.

03:38Oh, no.

03:40That's my friend.

03:43He was like a woman.

03:45No, no.

03:46I just killed a man.

03:48I almost killed a man.

03:50I went to the mahi.

03:54Why?

03:55Yes.

03:56I went to the mahi.

03:58Why are you here?

03:59I went to the mahi.

04:01I went to the mahi.

04:03I was sitting there.

04:05I stayed there.

04:06Yeah.

04:07I said to the mahi.

04:09...but what?

04:10I don't know the girls today...

04:11...but when we first know the girls...

04:13...I didn't know the girls...

04:15...I didn't know the girls.

04:17Okay...

04:18...I wanted to wear the dress?

04:20I was wearing the dress...

04:24I didn't know the other girls...

04:26...but I was wearing the dress...

04:28...I don't care.

04:30Okay, so you need to do that...

04:32...you want to take the dress?

04:34I've got the dress?

04:35I've got the dress...

04:37That's why I was there, I was there.

04:39I was there, I was there.

04:41Oh yeah, that's right.

04:43The last one,

04:45you don't have to leave.

04:47It's a tree.

04:49You don't have to leave.

04:51I'm going to throw it,

04:53and I'm going to throw it.

04:55The one who was sitting there,

04:57was a chauder.

04:59He was sitting there.

05:01He was a shimbali.

05:03What did he eat me?

05:05He told me that

05:07one one is a half a half a half,

05:09then five is a half a half a half.

05:11That's why he had a half a half a half.

05:13He told me that he was a ghost.

05:15So he took me to bring me and

05:17left me.

05:19I'm going to do it.

05:21He did it for me.

05:23He did it for me.

05:25That's the whole city.

05:27So,

05:29the people of God have been singing.

05:31He has been singing.

05:33They had the man with the man who gave a little back,

05:36after the very first stage,

05:38the girl showed up with the whole guy ..

05:40And all these men were so ill...

05:42they were living in a while...

05:44Yes, yes.

05:45Such as these people were all weird...

05:49They were everyone in the river,

05:51the sea, the sea, the sea...

05:54Just kidding,

05:56they ate the water at tea,

06:00then they were in pain...

06:02Oh, that's why you have a green onion.

06:04Yes.

06:05Yes.

06:06Yes.

06:07Yes.

06:08This is my gift.

06:10Because when you have an onion,

06:13one onion will give you one onion,

06:16one onion will give you one onion.

06:19So you give this onion?

06:21No, it's not.

06:23I start giving onion, I start eating.

06:26Yes.

06:28It's about 15 days now.

06:32I believe that this onion will give you one onion.

06:35Okay.

06:36But the onion will give you one onion.

06:39Oh, no.

06:40If you have any other onion,

06:44why don't you take your own camera?

06:53What's that?

06:54Take your own camera.

06:56This is the onion.

06:58It's the onion.

07:00You have to take your own camera or the tree.

07:02What's the name of the onion?

07:03What's that?

07:04Oh, you're so cute.

07:06You're so cute.

07:07You're so cute.

07:08You're so cute.

07:09You're so cute.

07:10Oh, I'm so cute.

07:11You're so cute.

07:12I'm so cute.

07:14You can take the camera.

07:18No, no.

07:19It's possible to make a piece of paper.

07:23What do you know?

07:24Can you take the camera even if you don't know?

07:25No, no, no.

07:27Look, the camera is going to take you.

07:29You can take the camera inside and take the camera.

07:32Who knows?

07:33I take the camera.

07:34Yes, yes.

07:35.

07:42.

07:43.

07:44.

07:45.

07:46.

07:48.

07:57.

07:58You put a camera on your hands?

08:01What are you doing?

08:02My mind is that someone has a car,

08:06a dog has a dog, a dog is a dog.

08:08This dog is a dog.

08:11You've got a dog,

08:13a dog has become a dog.

08:15You've got a dog and you've got a dog.

08:17Oh, you've got a dog.

08:20You've got a dog, right?

08:22If you...

08:23This is how to hold the stomach and push the stomach of the stomach, the stomach would cut the stomach.

08:36And these are the palm of the stomach and the stomach would be eating the stomach.

08:39And what you need to do?

08:42Just eat it.

08:44You don't eat it, I know.

08:46Please eat it.

08:48You need to eat it.

08:49And the stomach is eating it, but the stomach is ready.

08:53I have to eat it.

08:54Hey!

08:55The camera came in the dark road,

08:57a bit far away.

08:59It jumped and hit my my hair.

09:02I took a car and made a camera.

09:05I was doing my hair.

09:06Where did I go?

09:11I said, my hair is my hair.

09:13I'm not my hair.

09:14I'm my hair.

09:15Oh, I'm sorry.

09:17No, I'm not my hair.

09:18I'm my hair.

09:19I'm my hair.

09:20I'm my hair.

09:21Did you get it?

09:22It's a scene scene.

09:23Yes, yes.

09:24You know what?

09:25I don't know where to go.

09:27What is your experience?

09:29My experience is that...

09:32Did you think about it?

09:34It's a lot of time.

09:36I have to tell you.

09:38I don't want to ask you.

09:40I don't want to ask you.

09:42My experience is that...

09:44If you have a camera and a mobile camera,

09:46you have to close your eyes.

09:48You have to close your eyes.

09:50You have to close your eyes.

09:53How many doors...

09:55There's linear a cage and it makes them close.

09:57Like this chair?

09:59It's a Tracker.

10:05Now you will place a cracker.

10:08Why do you got it?

10:10Why did you go to the הזam?

10:12Not a long term.

10:13Not the passenger one.

10:14Yes, I'm going to go to your government.

10:18How can it go?

10:19The man says that he's going to kill the man.

10:22Oh, man, you're a big pig.

10:24It's not a show case.

10:25If you cut the cut, you're going to kill the man.

10:27He's a pig.

10:28He's not a pig.

10:30He's a pig.

10:32Oh, you see?

10:33He's a pig.

10:34He's a pig.

10:35He's a pig.

10:37No, you take the camera.

10:39Oh, man, I don't take the camera.

10:42Oh, man, you...

10:43You take the camera.

10:45You take the pig.

10:46You take the pig.

10:48You take the camera.

10:50You take the factory.

10:52You take the car.

10:54You take the car.

10:56You take the camera.

10:58Now, I've said to myself,

11:00take the camera and take the money

11:02and make it $300-$400.

11:04Why?

11:05Huh?

11:06How much?

11:07$300-$400.

11:08Oh, my brother.

11:09Oh, my brother.

11:10My son, my son,

11:11I'm going to Zoom.

11:12You'll carry the car.

11:14If you let the rumble come to town,

11:16you will bring the rumble come to town.

11:18Time is going to place it for your uncle.

11:20So, you don't take the object.

11:22Oh, no.

11:23No.

11:24You'll dirig the lingo.

11:25You'll print the camera too.

11:27You'll bring some people in the camera.

11:28When the men said the rumble,

11:29they're asking them

11:31Who has a little money, I will give you a little bit of a price and you will get you $300,000.

11:38I am going to put a little bit of a price.

11:41What do you mean?

11:42I will bring up a little pumpkin.

11:43What do you mean?

11:44Do I want to give you a little bit of a price?

11:47I said to you that I will give you $300,000 a little bit of a price and let me get you $300,000.

11:53Can you get the phone to get your phone?

11:54Who?

11:55I want to have my phone.

11:56You want to have connection?

11:59You can play an unda-yali game,

12:02this is the unda-yali can play an unda-yali.

12:05Do you have a message that someone is going to play an unda-yali?

12:08Yes, a message will come.

12:10No, there is no message, there is a video.

12:13If you see the video, you will die.

12:17You can play an unda-yali that I am going to play an unda-yali.

12:20You can play an unda-yali.

12:21Oh, I can play an unda-yali.

12:23Then you can play an unda-yali,

12:25just touch the mobile.

12:26And if you play an unda-yali,

12:29then you will catch the camera.

12:31Then you will see a lot of life.

12:33I don't know if you don't know anyone,

12:35or if you don't know me,

12:36you don't know if you don't want to play an unda-yali.

12:38Oh, that means that you are going to play an unda-yali?

12:41Yes, unda-yali.

12:42Come on, let's do it.

12:44Take the camera.

12:46Where is the camera?

12:47Where is the camera?

12:48I am going to touch the mobile.

12:50And wherever you are,

12:51I am going to connect with you.

12:53Oh, you do.

12:54You don't have the mobile.

12:56You don't have the mobile.

12:58Hmm.

12:59You can see,

13:01that when you grow a whole family,

13:03you will call me,

13:05you will see a whole family.

13:06Yeah, you will see a whole family

13:06when you are in bed.

13:07I am working here.

13:08When the network is busy,

13:10when you are looking at the current stage,

13:12I have don't have.

13:14What?

13:16And when your account is framed,

13:18I know the network is busy,

13:21and you will find the current stage.

13:23What will you reach your towards?

13:25You are a pig, so you will have to go for 15 minutes before the first time.

13:31I'm trying to go for 15 minutes before the pig, so the pig is dead.

13:35The pig gets up and gets down and gets down.

13:39Then, who is the one who likes you?

13:41I mean, I don't want to live her own hands.

13:47My girl is the first one.

13:49You don't have to leave the car, you don't have to leave the car.

13:54I'm starting to start the car.

13:56When you eat your brain, you're going to burn your brain.

13:59You're eating the money.

14:02You're going to keep my camera open and keep my brain open.

14:07You don't even know what to do today.

14:13What is it?

14:14What is it?

14:16You're going to burn your brain?

14:18You're eating the pain, you're having the heart.

14:21You're eating the heart and crying, you're having to live a lot.

14:23I'm telling you the heart, you're going to leave a child to show you a child.

14:26Your child is coming to the right house such as retarded.

14:29Yes, you're going to leave the belly, you don't want to leave your belly.

14:32You're going to the right house.

14:35I'm going to get the baby off the table.

14:37Yes, I'm going to get the soul of the stomach you call the belly button.

14:39No, I'm going to throw the belly button.

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