Jones & Keefe: Jones explains how Bill Belichick should breakup with Jordan Hudson in 60 seconds

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00:00All right, here's how Bill Belichick should break up with Jordan Hudson in just 60 seconds.

00:04You want to start small, dress poorly, which should be easy for Bill.

00:07A lot of ratty sweatshirts with holes in them, preferably from Navy.

00:10She's going to get sick of that real quick.

00:11Be gross, burps, farts, old man smell.

00:14She's not going to like that.

00:16Act your age.

00:17Take some naps.

00:18Sedentary lifestyle.

00:19Don't go anywhere.

00:20More naps.

00:22You point out her flaws.

00:23Crazy eyes over here.

00:24She's got an expensive, extravagant lifestyle over there.

00:27Oh, and she's generally ruining the lives.

00:30Of your kids and your grandkids.

00:32But if all else fails, you start going a little bigger.

00:35But you've got to be careful because, as Keith says, she just might be a succubus.

00:38So you tell her you're going somewhere nice.

00:41You get all gussied up.

00:43Tell your friends it's a night on the town.

00:44Make sure there are a lot of witnesses.

00:46I'll tell you what.

00:47Even tell her to go live.

00:49Film the whole thing on Instagram.

00:51Make sure people are watching.

00:52Then you break the news.

00:53Boom.

00:54Sorry, we're breaking up.

00:56You pray.

00:57And if all else fails, call your guy Trump.

00:59Get her to play.

01:00I think that would be a good way to go about it.

01:03She can't get deported.

01:04That's okay.

01:04That doesn't always matter these days.

01:05No, that is true.

01:06That is true.

01:07You can plant some evidence.

01:08Yeah.