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TurdLok
  • 4/30/2025

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Fun
Transcript
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00:36This guy used to be the world's leading mosh pit expert. This ain't gonna be easy.
00:40Approaching target. We'll report when we've briefed him.
00:4410-4.
00:46I wasn't talking to you. I was calling HQ.
00:4810-4.
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00:56What the hell do you two want?
00:58I don't work for you anymore.
01:00You're gonna wanna hear this.
01:02Your ex-wife.
01:04She was killed yesterday.
01:06Oh, God. Carol?
01:08She was killed by a mosh pit.
01:12Mosh pit? No.
01:14I haven't thought about mosh pits in...
01:16Years.
01:18A mosh pit has broken loose from a Lamb of God concert at the Meadowlands in New Jersey.
01:24It's now running rampant and terrorizing the country.
01:28It means nothing. It's late.
01:32The mosh pit's gone rogue.
01:34There isn't anything like it.
01:36It's not a coincidence the mosh pit killed your ex-wife.
01:38We think it's after you.
01:40Oh, my God.
01:42It's personal.
01:44This guy's a .
01:46Damn it.
01:48So...
01:50What do you think it's gonna hit next?
01:52Where are you supposed to be today?
01:53Nowhere.
01:54Oh, wait. I actually have a family reunion down on the beach.
01:58Probably gonna blow it off, but I...
02:00Oh, my God.
02:02My entire family.
02:03Damn it!
02:04We might already be too late.
02:06Really? You think? With traffic? Yeah, I guess.
02:09Wow. That sucks.
02:11They were good. I like those guys.
02:13But what can you do?
02:15Well, come on, man. We should at least give it a try.
02:18Yeah, it's your parents and your whole family.
02:21Yeah. You're right.
02:23Let me get my notes.
02:25Bill, I'm gonna need two tactical teams flanking him on both sides in a Delta II formation.
02:30Oh, my God.
02:47Oh, my God.
02:48We're too late.
02:53No.
02:54No.
02:55No.
02:56No!
02:57My family!
03:07NO!
03:08My Spint!
03:09What do we do now?
03:10It's coming right for us!
03:11Stop, get stop, you been rejects!
03:13No!
03:14No!
03:15Elliot!
03:16Holy s***!
03:25I'm there!
03:26Wait!
03:27I have an idea.
03:28Moon's best!
03:29Moon's best!
03:30Come and get me!
03:31No, don't do it!
03:32You'll die!
03:33I'm right here!
03:34You'll need the water!
03:35It feels great!
03:36Yeah!
03:37It's working!
03:38Yeah!
03:39No!
03:40No!
03:41No!
03:42No!
03:43No!
03:44No!
03:45No!
03:46No!
03:47No!
03:48No!
03:49No!
03:50No!
03:52No!
03:53No!
03:54No!
03:56Crazy son of a bitch!
03:59He did it!
04:03Mashpins destroyed!