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  • 4/29/2025
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00:01We're in the attic right now, but I'll let you figure out how to get in.
00:06In Date Everything, we have a few little puzzles for you to solve to meet certain dateables, just to spice things up a bit.
00:14Although, if you've been following these videos, things are arguably spicy enough.
00:19Now, Parker is a bit weird, maybe unnerving at times.
00:23He's a little goofy, but extremely excited and positive about fair play.
00:30Parker is played by Brennan Lee Mulligan.
00:36A colourfully dressed board gamer beams at you.
00:40But even though his expression is ostensibly friendly, something about his energy is a little off.
00:47His smile is a little too wide, his stare a little too intense.
00:52You feel rather like a mouse that's just been spotted by a bored house cat.
00:56Why, a gee gosh golly and a hidey-ho.
01:02I'm Parker, the board games.
01:05And away we go!
01:06Hi there!
01:24I do love meeting new people to play with.
01:27And I do need new people to play with these days.
01:30I'm awful lonely up here in the big ol' attic.
01:35But, you seem like a nice sorta fella already.
01:40Maybe, you could be my next relationship.
01:44Would you like that?
01:48Oh boy!
01:49If only it were up to me!
01:50You see, my whole deal with relationships has to do with rules.
01:58I love rules!
02:02If you want any sort of relationship with me, good or bad, we have to go through the rules.
02:08Want to hear them as they pertain to me?
02:11As they pertain to my whole deal and how this is gonna turn out?
02:14I am a weirdo.
02:22In order to achieve a relationship with me, you must play these board games through.
02:28If you beat me or unseat me, more chances for love will greet me.
02:33At the end, I roll a die to achieve a status.
02:37This, in the end, will be our dating apparatus!
02:44Ultimately, yes, but your actions during each game can change the weight of the die.
02:53The more you win, the more chances to love me.
02:56Then lose, silly.
03:10Meet me here next time for our first game, Sandy Land!
03:14Ho ho ho ho!
03:15Ho ho!
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03:32Parker bares his teeth at you, clacking them together in a horrifying way.
03:36He's joking.
03:37Probably.
03:38But it is unnerving.
03:40Ho!
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