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Date Everything! - Release Date Trailer
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4/11/2025
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You seriously have magic date furniture fuck glasses?
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Hey there! Your life is about to change!
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Hope you're ready!
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I'm a pair of Dateviator glasses.
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My name is Skylar Spex.
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My lenses have special properties.
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They allow you to directly acknowledge a thing's existence, or date.
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You see all the things around your house?
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Things you might have taken for granted?
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Now you have the power to get to know them better.
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A lot better.
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In fact, let's go on a date right now!
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Go up to a door, any door, put on the Dateviators, and shoot some cool beams at it.
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Pew, pew, pew!
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After awakening an object for the first time, you get to speak with them here.
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You get to speak with each object once per day.
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Sometimes when you reach a certain level of affection with a dateable object, your relationship status changes.
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There are three statuses.
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Love, friendship, and hate.
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Love can get you towards some really special paths for those you are truly interested in.
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It's not necessarily the best of the options in my mind.
01:19
Dorian is a big defender of friendship.
01:21
If everyone were friends, the world would be an awful lot safer, in my opinion.
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I've seen the complications of love.
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I've lived through the jealous quarrels of hate.
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The true bond is one between two friends with none of the intricacies of romantic tension.
01:38
That's our bouncer Dorian talking, but you can go toward whichever one you like.
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Even hate, which isn't my fave personally.
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You speak in a reggie.
01:50
Ugh, don't remind me.
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Human, you seem like a good sort.
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So we'll be friends.
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For now.
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Feels good, yeah?
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But friendship gets you even more than that.
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I call it Spex Points.
02:08
Each dateable object has points to give whenever you achieve an official relationship status with them.
02:13
Get more of them to be able to choose some more advanced options.
02:18
But really, there's no going wrong here.
02:20
Talk to anyone you want, in any order you want.
02:23
You're basically in a big, huge sandbox open for you to play in.
02:29
So, are you ready to start getting to know everyone around here better?
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Maybe finally find some love?
02:35
This is totally a dream.
02:36
It has to be.
02:38
Sup, baby.
02:39
Nice ass.
02:39
We've known each other for a real long time now, but we ain't never been properly introduced.
02:47
Name's Hoover.
02:48
Friends just call me Hoover, though.
02:49
Now that we are introduced, we must get to know each other, eh?
02:53
Did you just ask your water heater what she does?
02:57
No!
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How dare you!
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The polishing of my knop is a sacred art.
03:03
What are you doing?
03:04
You ain't got no chill.
03:07
Now we're dating.
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That means that you need to follow certain rules.
03:10
Dating?
03:11
Why would you do that?
03:13
Memoria gives you a kiss that is sure to land in your own romantic hall of fame.
03:18
A true old-timer.
03:20
There's time for all that later.
03:22
Right now, we do violence!
03:25
So you're saying there's a chance?
03:27
Date everything.
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It is like nothing I have ever known before or since.
03:33
Characters that make you want to fall in love.
03:35
Art thou ready for our date?
03:39
Please hold a text!
03:40
Where?
03:40
Let me ask it!
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We here at Sassy Chap Games, LLC are sticklers for quality.
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Sassy Chap Games
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