Tobin gets Testy...

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Tobin tries to sympathize with injuries and brings up a past injury of his. JFig and the guys learn WAY too much about Tobin... and his testicles.

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00:00You made a very accurate point.

00:01Yes.

00:02Never heard Tobin say I think that he would lose tonight.

00:05Yeah, I don't.

00:10And even if I did, I'd never let you see me bleed.

00:15I'd be up there stumbling.

00:17I'm ready for my knockout.

00:19I'm going down.

00:20You don't tap.

00:22You don't tap.

00:23Just break my arm.

00:24I'm going down.

00:25Or I'm going snoozies.

00:27Just shh.

00:28Shh.

00:30If I'm going to, if, if, if spite is going to, if spite is going to take me out, he's

00:33going to take me out, but he's not getting the tap.

00:36You know, it was crazy.

00:38It sounds kind of ridiculous when you know what the results are and you still won't tap

00:44up.

00:45Go ahead.

00:46Don't break my arm.

00:48I know.

00:49In real life.

00:50I don't think you would make that decision.

00:52The only person I, you'd be a tap machine.

00:55No, I don't think so.

00:56If it was, dude, you've never had an injury.

01:00That's not true.

01:00I'm telling you right now, I've had injuries, not even close to having a bone snap and squealed

01:07like a lady.

01:09That's not true.

01:09I've had injuries.

01:10I've had dead foot.

01:11I've dislocated my shoulder.

01:13Wait, dead foot?

01:14Yeah.

01:15Don't let him get started on that.

01:18I'm just saying.

01:19I've had injuries.

01:20Don't say I've had no injuries.

01:21I've had injuries.

01:23His injury history is dead foot.

01:28I split my head open when I was hurting his pinky toe.

01:31By the way, I was, I split my head open.

01:33J fig doing horseplay on the, uh, on the beach during a hurricane.

01:39What?

01:39I had to get stitches.

01:40I had to get.

01:41Yeah.

01:41Horseplay.

01:42I know you've shown like your scar there, but horseplay.

01:46Yeah.

01:46Horseplay.

01:46He was shenanigans.

01:47He was doing shenanigans.

01:48Typical shenanigans.

01:50Old fraternity horseplay.

01:51How much kegs were involved?

01:54Well, we couldn't get kegs because there was a hurricane going on, but there were definitely

01:57beers.

02:00What are you shaking your head for?

02:02I'm just like, I've been in pain.

02:07Oh, and I can't believe I'm comparing with.

02:12You know, notes with a guy who brings dead foot and drinking on a beach to the table.

02:20You know what?

02:21Stun Steve mentions.

02:21I, this is an embarrassed one to bring up, but I did have twisted testicle.

02:26What?

02:27Yep.

02:31Testicular torsion is what they refer to it as.

02:34And sometimes if you sleep the wrong way, you know, it could be, it could be painful.

02:39I had to go to urologist over.

02:41Hold on.

02:42Hold on.

02:44What kind of sleep are you doing where your nuts could get twisted up?

02:49I fell asleep.

02:50I think on the couch.

02:51I woke up in a lot of pain.

02:53It went on for days.

02:55And I eventually I had to go to a urologist and he goes, I'm sorry to tell you, sir.

03:00You have twisted testicle.

03:01I've got to say, we know way too much of each other.

03:04And I want you to clip that, lad.

03:07He, he didn't have to unload.

03:08He said, look, the good news is it seems like it's fixed itself, but the pain is going to

03:13last some more days.

03:13But he's like, you got to be careful.

03:15Something like that happens.

03:16You could lose it.

03:18Lose what?

03:20Your testicle.

03:23You can have an, you could go back.

03:24You could go from a two-oh count to a one-oh count.

03:26What are you, what are you, what are you running around like a dog in your sleep?

03:30Like, I don't know what happened.

03:32Here.

03:33Let's just do the physics behind this.

03:37I go to sleep.

03:40Nuts are taking a nap.

03:42Full.

03:43Right?

03:43You go to sleep full.

03:44I go to sleep.

03:46And then all of a sudden I get up in the morning and they're twisted.

03:50Yeah.

03:50What was, I had to be doing something at night.

03:53Dude.

03:54They were fighting.

03:54He was, he didn't make it seem like it was that uncommon.

03:57He says, listen, twisted testicle happens.

03:59Wait a minute.

04:00Time out.

04:00How did your testicles, how did your testies twist?

04:03I think I fell asleep on the couch at a weird position, Vlad.

04:07And it just, they twisted on each other.

04:08A weird position that your testicles decided to do 180.

04:12I wish I was swinging from the chandelier.

04:14I wish it was something fun that made it happen that way.

04:16It wasn't.

04:17Yo, come on now.

04:18I'm just telling you.

04:19D-Roy's toes.

04:20D-Roy has no way to respond.

04:29He has no way to respond.

04:31I'm still trying to figure out.

04:33I'm still trying to figure out.

04:35I'm still trying to figure out.

04:36If I go to sleep and everybody is in their up lock and right position.

04:43Right?

04:44Yep.

04:44And I get up in that same position.

04:48What happened overnight that altered the positioning of body parts?

04:55I wish I could tell you.

04:56I was sleeping.

04:56I don't know what happened.

04:57Maybe I have my legs in a weird position.

04:59I'm not sure.

05:00But it got.

05:01What weird position?

05:02You would have had to add something between your legs in order for it to twist.

05:06No, you would have had to have been running like a dog in his sleep.

05:10Perhaps.

05:11I don't know.

05:11But I'm telling you right now, I had twisted testicle.

05:14Wait, wait, wait.

05:17Hold on.

05:18You in a fraternity.

05:19Wait.

05:20What a topist.

05:23I can't do it.

05:24I can't do it.

05:26What is that?

05:27What is that?

05:38I think we weren't going to cry.

05:42Because.

05:43That might have been the.

05:44That might have been it.

05:45That might have been it.

05:46You got it.

05:47It's not.

05:48It's stupid to say.

05:50But it's hilarious.

05:52Picturing it.

05:53Right?

05:56Got a little headband on.

05:59Like you got a small court for them to be playing basketball.

06:04Different D. Wade right there.

06:05That's a different D. Wade.

06:06Well, I thought.

06:10No, because I like, you know, I had this pain.

06:12I thought it was like a hernia or something, you know?

06:14From what?

06:16Lifted something?

06:17I don't know.

06:18Like I just sit around and do nothing.

06:19I lift stuff.

06:21I've lifted stuff before.

06:23But it wasn't.

06:24Because I went to the urologist.

06:26Twist the testicle.

06:28Did you just say he twists.

06:29I mean, he lifts food.

06:31Yeah.

06:31But I'm just like, hey, so I'm trying to figure out like this conversation.

06:42Because first of all, you're not walking normal.

06:45So when you go to the doctor's office, everybody know what's wrong with you.

06:49Well, it's a urologist.

06:50He got problems with his nether regions.

06:52Right?

06:53He also went to a urologist.

06:54So that also.

06:55It's a full nether region doctor.

06:57Right.

06:58So you go to the nether region doctor.

07:01Right?

07:02He goes, it's normal.

07:04Not for me.

07:06Well, in his line of work, I mean, it'd be like a podiatrist dealing with like gangrene

07:11or something like that.

07:12I don't know.

07:13You got sugar in your testes?

07:15What?

07:16I mean, that's what the Rock would say.

07:18Do you have any sugar in your testes?

07:19I don't know, dude.

07:20I don't know how I ended up with twist the testicle.

07:22I don't even know how he ended up in this conversation.

07:24I'm just saying.

07:29Right?

07:30Right?

07:30Me picturing the euro step.

07:33You're still there.

07:35You're still there.

07:36I'm just picturing one going.

07:40Oh, excuse me.

07:43Scoop and score.

07:46Like, I'm also trying to figure out.

07:49Mm-hmm.

07:50That's like.

07:50For those not on YouTube, let us do a demonstration.

07:52It's hard to imagine because if I lay down with my hands like this and I wake up with

08:04my hands like this, right, and I haven't moved all night, if something happened to one of

08:10my fingers overnight, I'm going to be shocked as to why.

08:15How did this happen and I was asleep?

08:17You already chalked it up and say, ooh, I was sleeping in a bad position.

08:20But even if you're sleeping in a bad position, if you're still, how can your testicles twist?

08:28Not everybody is still when they sleep.

08:29You've been caught running in your sleep.

08:31You really sleep?

08:33And still.

08:34Oh, yeah.

08:34Sometimes I score touchdowns, baby.

08:37Wait.

08:38Do you sleep often?

08:39You sleep often.

08:40No, no, no.

08:40It's just like, you know, you get there.

08:42Oh.

08:43You know, like that.

08:44But I still never did it enough to twist the testicle.

08:48That's what I'm trying to say.

08:50Like.

08:50Consider yourself lucky.

08:52Like, what type of violent behavior you have in your sleep that would have one testicle

08:59change the positions with the other.

09:01Yeah.

09:02How do your testicles juggle?

09:03Right.

09:04With no body holding you.

09:05You know, first of all.

09:07If I knew, my balls would have never gotten twisted.

09:10You got.

09:11You got.

09:11But unfortunately, I was sleeping.

09:14No, but I'm just saying.

09:15You got a rouball sack or something.

09:17I don't know what happened.

09:18Extra room.

09:19Stop it.

09:20Look at this.

09:21Why don't you put it on?

09:22I don't understand.

09:23Look at this.

09:24Jay Vig.

09:28Tobin is such a redneck.

09:32That is Paul's spirit.

09:34That's when he's asleep.

09:36That's our show, ladies and gentlemen.

09:38Anyway, Stephen asked if twisted balls are performing at Rockville.

09:42Find out tomorrow.

09:43We'll talk to you guys then.

09:46I've heard of Rock the Bulls, but I've never heard of Rock the Bulls.

09:49We'll talk to you guys then.

09:54We're going to hell.

09:55We're not going to hell.

09:58Oh, my goodness.

10:07I'm sorry, Jennifer.

10:10I'm going to cry myself to sleep now.

10:12I'm going to cry myself to sleep now.

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