Kathy's Potty Mouth

Beasley Digital

Kathy was saying somedirty stuff and didn't realize she was on speaker phone.

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00:00we had to share this little story so every evening at six o'clock we do a

00:07quick conference call with us but the members of the show just to see where we

00:11are in preparation for the following day show if there's anything notable that we

00:14need to be aware of you know interviews and so on and that also includes topic

00:20conversations and so we're getting ready to wrap up the call last night and then

00:26Kathy's got one more thing to add well Steve so I was on a bachelorette and

00:30he's like you know bachelorette produce anything I was like no not really was

00:33actually pretty low-key then I was like oh wait yeah there was one thing there's

00:37one thing I was talking to these girls you remember how last week how Preston

00:41was saying that he likes to make sure that you know his sexual partner has

00:46achieved right it's the cookies yeah before going for the main the main course

00:53and then Kathy says and I'll say this verbatim because it's not vulgar or

00:56anything like that she said I didn't know until I talked to these girls said not

01:00all women will have an orgasm by having sex yeah and so we're like oh okay and

01:07then all of a sudden here Casey go I guess I should have told you guys that I'm in

01:11the car and have the Bluetooth on and Seamus is sitting next to me I also brought

01:16up something from another conversation we're gonna have about the the the wall

01:19sitting yeah yeah even that was more benign like I just out like I was yeah

01:27sex orgasm like just all right all the words coming out of Kathy's mouth and so

01:33Seamus just sitting there in the driver in the passenger seat and I just look

01:38over at him I can see him smiling right he's just pretending like he didn't hear

01:42anything and I'm like okay he heard everything now here's I didn't think

01:46Kathy had orgasm well and this is not the first this is the second time yeah

01:54that I've done this with Seamus in the car I don't remember the first time I

01:59called in like a couple minutes late you had already announced that you were in

02:05the car with your kids I didn't hear it so at the end of the I think I cursed

02:09like I said that f-word or something like that but like I was like joking

02:13around trying to make you guys laugh and there was like silence in case he was

02:16like did you not hear me say I was in the car with my kids I don't even know if he

02:25knows what that oh where it is yeah all the other stuff I'm sure he knows all

02:30about right but the the the main just uh juxta of the uh of the conversation the

02:37gist whatever I sound like uh anyway um the main gist of the conversation it

02:42being the oh and women not getting to that I don't even know if that that all that

02:47stuff could have gone over his head and he probably was looking that word up yeah

02:50yeah how old is he he's in eighth grade maybe maybe I don't know but the kids

02:57have the internet these days yeah those kids he knows now I'll tell you this so

03:02uh that that you know that that's something that I've never had to deal

03:06with because it's just my wife you know we're transporting pets in the car but I

03:09that it's such a common thing I there's no way that doesn't happen all the

03:13freaking time yeah Shell and I started instituted a standard greeting which if you're

03:19in the car and Rochelle says to me she says she goes hi you're on speaker so

03:23and so is in the car with me like that's the first thing that comes out of her

03:26mouth say hi yeah now in in my defense when I joined the call there was already

03:32conversation going on so I didn't you know so I couldn't bust in go hey by the

03:36way I'm a speaker you know like I just normally it's okay like the majority of

03:41our call is pretty benign yeah it doesn't get that detailed or graphic but when

03:46you're all worked up and horny it comes yeah he's all horned up well you know

03:52Casey a couple of weeks ago suggested maybe we do I forget was like zoom call

03:56or FaceTime or something for our conference calls and I was like I can't

03:59do that because I am my phone is always on speaker like when I do the conference

04:05call because it's dinner time and you know we're either cooking cleaning like

04:08whatever it is and Jace is always there and when I feel like so we're like

04:13sometimes there'll be like a curse and I'm like quick get the phone right up to

04:17my ear yeah so whenever I talk to my buddy Jeff on the phone you you're pretty

04:23sure that the conversation is going to go to an NC-17 rating right so we always

04:28will go are you on speaker are you alone or whatever right I mean but with our

04:34conference call you know and also my kids are older now so it's like you know but

04:38when they were children children it was like hey guys by the way you know I got

04:42the kids in the car well it's for me it's like my you know a Christmas story

04:45we heard a lot of stuff from my dad and so it was all part of the deal but you

04:49never you we never received calls through Bluetooth in the car yeah I was in the

04:53back seat when my dad was driving it was something that didn't happen

04:55anybody see the did anybody see the South Park quarantine special yeah yeah I

05:00watched it with my son over the weekend and the last five minutes of it there is a

05:04giant phallus that mr. Garrison is carrying back into town and my son who

05:09is a little bit older than Seamus Casey could not stop laughing but he was

05:13laughing so hard that he was like holding the pillow in front of his face so

05:16like we dance around the topic but the closer the older he gets the dancing just

05:21becomes less over you just like no right that's fine like he knows you don't

05:25want to be the person I don't know you don't want to be like overt about it but

05:29you also know that he knows and I've told my you know like and I say this time and

05:33again listen my kids are gonna hear this stuff in the schoolyard yeah which is

05:35fine right I don't want them teaching this stuff in the schoolyard there's a

05:39difference right so you know again shed talk no but at the same time you know

05:46with the whatever they're watching it's like all right there's there's that weird

05:50fine line between you know condoning and encouraging yes and so I don't like my

05:56son is now watching clips of the family guy and he's getting such a kick out of and I

06:00hear him cracking up and you know my wife probably I don't know what he's you know

06:05but my wife's like you know it's not appropriate for him I'm like well you

06:08know I know what I watched when I was 13 years old I think yeah I think my like

06:12with my situation um my my dad just got tired of trying to restrict because you

06:18know and then and then my mother just sort of gave up we tried and you know and

06:22we were we were fine but uh yeah a lot of the stuff just went over our heads and

06:26then eventually it was like somehow I just remember knowing about it I forget

06:29exactly where I became aware of it it was a combination of both the schoolyard

06:33and my dad yeah you know yeah I've got my you know my two olders they can say

06:38whatever they want to right it's it's it's free reign now I mean you know they're

06:4120 and 18 right yeah whatever and they do and they will say stuff in front of my

06:4413 years a year old so it's all everything now is on the table is on the

06:49table except for like graphics sex or anything like that you know what I mean

06:53so you can I I love when parents think ah they've heard everything you know when

06:57they're talking about their kid who's a toddler

06:59no he's heard everything but no they haven't he may have heard all the words

07:02not in a specific order though yeah which can make it yes very graphic and dirty

07:08well like Chuck D'Amico right so Chuck D'Amico is part of our pod I work with

07:12Chuck and then I and so my kids and we see each other on the weekends Chuck D'Amico

07:17says things that are like I was like I would never say that in front of my kids

07:21and and he says it in front of my kids and I'm like well I guess this is just

07:24where we are now you know Chuck says stuff in front of his kids that you

07:30wouldn't say in front of your kids he says it in front of you he says it in

07:33front of my children all right so so for instance we were playing using your

07:37mouth on a donkey no is it categories yeah we were playing

07:41categories right and the uh things that are round came up and the letter was T

07:48and okay he said and I'll just uh so he said tiny toddies right but it wasn't

07:54toddies it was you know moves and I was like we you know and like you're like we

07:59don't say that you also I know that but you also have to remember I also have a

08:06like I have the youngest of everybody too so my my sixth grader is there my

08:10sixth grade daughter is there as well that's not appropriate it's not it is not

08:14so what you're saying is he's a bad dad well I'm saying he often forgets and you

08:20know that we also we all have different parenting styles so he might have said

08:23that in front of his sixth grade daughter when she but she's a sophomore in high

08:26school now so there's there's there's a difference and you lose track when when

08:30he did that and my wife and I looked at each other like you know like I don't do I

08:36say something while I'm saying something to him now don't say stuff like that in

08:39front of my daughter right don't say stuff like that in front of my my 11 year old

08:43daughter my 11 year old Catholic school daughter all right okay Kathy don't talk

08:50about orgasms in front of my son unless you're going to teach him how to give one to a

08:55oh god stop it dear lord we are crossing the territories by the way I just jotted

09:02down I need to watch South Park movie with my son I don't think we've ever seen that

09:06and that gets as dirty as you can possibly get and watch this quarantine special because

09:10it's pretty damn funny okay and there's a huge phallus in it it's yeah yeah yeah

09:14yeah there's a little one in the South Park movie where uh Saddam Hussein whips out

09:18right no this is a giant man gets turned into a penis and gets uh okay yeah hauled into town

09:23all right nice all right well anyhow if Kathy's on your call and you're on bluetooth with your

09:30children make sure you say something because otherwise there's gonna be just let loose

09:36but literally I would be the last person to say something in front of a kid are we still on for

09:39the swingers party tonight stop stop oh god

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