00:00Now, the New York Post actually had originally, I think, posted this story, and Casey thought it was out of New York, but it's actually out of Fishtown.
00:09Well, what do you know?
00:11And it's a local couple has gone and done a crowdsourcing request, and a lot of people are going, what are you talking about here?
00:20So, it's a Fishtown couple, they're expecting a baby at the end of the month.
00:23Is it their first baby?
00:25Yes, I believe it is their first baby.
00:26Okay, and the dad is worried about being too tired to properly support his wife after the birth of his child.
00:33That's cool.
00:33All right, yeah.
00:34I understand that, yeah.
00:34So, they turned to a website, a Mealtrain website.
00:39All right, so, apparently it was noted, it says, this is from 6ABC's website, it says a Philadelphia sports writer had posted, I don't know who he is, I will have to check that out, but posted the whole thing on Twitter about how specific their meal requests are.
00:56So, they're asking for more than 30 primarily paleo recipes.
01:01Take breakfast, for example.
01:03They request egg muffins with thinly sliced cremini mushrooms.
01:07So, very specific.
01:09Yes.
01:09Dinner ideas include a spiced lamb meatball dish, and they let people know that the mom-to-be really dislikes mashed potatoes, and if you can't bring food, you're also welcome to come and vacuum and wash the dishes or walk their dog for them if you like.
01:27So, now they're asking for chore.
01:28I hate them.
01:29Now, I don't like lasagna, so-
01:32I'll take your lasagna.
01:33So, don't bring Casey lasagna.
01:35What's with the goddamn lasagna?
01:38What I was going to say was if somebody brought me a lasagna, I'm going to eat the lasagna.
01:43Yes.
01:44Do you know what I mean?
01:44Like, it's as simple as that.
01:46Right.
01:46Like, could you take this back?
01:47Yeah.
01:48Right, right.
01:48I had requested goose liver pate.
01:51Yeah, yeah.
01:51I don't like regolt cheese.
01:52Yeah, yeah.
01:53I might start a website where others can just cook meals and drop them off because I don't cook.
01:59Okay.
02:00Fair enough.
02:00Listen, my kid doesn't-
02:02It's an overlooked-
02:03Oh, no, it exists.
02:04It's called guppies.com.
02:05My kid doesn't get great meals from me because I don't cook.
02:08Can you cook them for him?
02:09My poor child doesn't have home-cooked meals.
02:12Yeah.
02:12Come on.
02:13Kathy Romano can't cook to save her ass.
02:15Can you help?
02:16Hi, I'm Kathy Romano, and I'm so very hungry.
02:20We need a name for this website.
02:21She's thinking of her child, though.
02:22Her child is really suffering because you can't cook.
02:25I just never learned how to cook.
02:26I actually burned water once.
02:29No, but I did boil it until it was gone.
02:32Oh, are you serious?
02:33Yeah, I forgot about it.
02:34You just forgot about it?
02:35So it's home-cooked meals.
02:36There's just a red-hot pot sitting on the stove.
02:41Oh, my God.
02:42Home-cooked meals, but not your home.
02:43Right, yes.
02:44Okay.
02:44In the pilot episode, you'll remember this, Kathy, of Desperate Housewives,
02:48Marsha Cross's character comes over, and she makes all these baskets of muffins.
02:51Yeah, yeah, yes.
02:52And she comes through, and she's putting them down.
02:54She says, I'm just going to need the baskets back when you're done.
02:58By the way, Casey, a lot of people are suggesting,
03:00if you don't like lasagna, try putting ranch dressing on it.
03:02Oh!
03:04Ha, ha, ha, ha!
03:04Yeah!
03:06That's so funny!
03:07Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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