Preston & Casey Get Grounded

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Is mid 40s too old to be grounded? According to Casey & Preston, it happens a lot to them.

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00:00Oh, but Preston, can you still ground your child at 18 years old?

00:05Yeah, yep.

00:07All right, at what point does...

00:08You know why?

00:09Because I own everything.

00:10Yeah.

00:11That's why.

00:12Right?

00:12And I have a point to this, which I'll bring up in just a moment here.

00:14Well, now I'm getting back to the grounding thing, because I was thinking that you, even

00:20in your, like, full-blown adulthood, can sort of get grounded.

00:24Without your wife actually saying you're grounded, you know, you're actually grounded.

00:27You kind of get in trouble, where it's like, you know, normally on a Friday night, I'd

00:32be able to go out and have some, you know, drinks with my buddies, but I messed up earlier

00:36this week, so I kind of probably should stay.

00:39But I remember the one time I ever got grounded, and I wasn't allowed to go to a party, and

00:42I had to stay home, and I just remember it being, like, I think it was probably in, like,

00:46middle school.

00:47Okay.

00:47I remember it being, like, so terrible that I could not go.

00:51Everyone was there, all my friends were there, and I had to stay home in my bedroom.

00:54Kath, I remember being grounded and being let out of being grounded to go to a party,

01:00and I think, you know, I didn't really drink much in high school, but I was at a party,

01:03and somebody snuck alcohol in a hairspray bottle and then sprayed it on my face, so

01:08I came home just reeking a booze.

01:09Yeah, no way.

01:10So I was grounded for a while, and then I was like, Mom, I was invited to this party,

01:15and, like, all the popular kids are going to be there.

01:17You know, and she let me out of it.

01:19And she let me go to the popular kids' party.

01:21That's a good mom.

01:21And then in return, you showed her how to use her VCR.

01:25I'm along with your mom.

01:26I don't buy the, you got sprayed in the face with alcohol.

01:29No, it's the truth.

01:30Right.

01:30I was in Jenberg's basement.

01:31And then they put cigarettes in my mouth and made me smoke them.

01:34And they made me in hell.

01:34And they made me finger blast this girl.

01:36Whose basement?

01:37Oh, dude.

01:39Casey just full-on spit water out of his mouth all over the place.

01:43And they held my hand and made me do things to this girl.

01:45Okay, I remember when I was grounded from sex.

01:49Yeah.

01:50Oh, I remember.

01:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:51I was there.

01:52We all remember that.

01:52Preston and I were making love.

01:54No.

01:55It was Fat Tuesday.

01:56It was Fat Tuesday.

01:57And we were at Fat Tuesday on South Street, and it was just pandemonium.

02:02I mean, people, Preston, what, like 100 people thick?

02:05You know?

02:06It was just a mob scene.

02:07Up to the stage, just hundreds of people.

02:09Huge line out the door, down the street, around the corner.

02:12Anyway, so we're on stage, we're hosting these contests and stuff, and some guy puts a girl

02:18up on her shoulders.

02:20She had really big boobs.

02:22She took her top off completely.

02:25I mean, no bra, nothing.

02:26And they came over to me.

02:29For the express purpose of?

02:31Yes, me grabbing her boobs, which I did with both hands and did a big old shake and everything.

02:37I think, though, you knew the show was there, yes?

02:41I think so.

02:42But you were acting, Preston.

02:44You're an actor.

02:44You were acting.

02:45On stage.

02:46And I think you, did you even look to her, like, can I, or?

02:50I don't remember.

02:51Okay.

02:51All I know is I didn't have sex for weeks after that because I was completely cut off.

02:55I'm getting so many text messages right now.

02:57So my one friend says, the Catholic disappointment treatment is worse than being grounded.

03:01She knew what I was talking about.

03:03My mom said, I grounded your father once.

03:05And Rochelle also texted me and said there were several times that you were grounded.

03:08Oh, so ask another one besides my thing.

03:11So you're texting Kathy now, huh?

03:13Oh, yeah.

03:13Hon, is that the way this works now?

03:15Hon?

03:16Okay.

03:16Just contact her and say, I'm sorry, you can't give me oral pleasures now.

03:23And then there was, well, when she went on strike, the entire family was grounded.

03:27And that did include sex privileges, too.

03:29I got to tell you what.

03:31That was a champ way.

03:32She rolled like a boss with that one.

03:35She put the foot down.

03:35And it worked, did it not?

03:36It did, yeah.

03:37Were you grounded when you wouldn't get a vasectomy at first?

03:40Uh, yeah, that's right.

03:42That was the other one.

03:42How does Kathy know more about your sexual grounding?

03:45Apparently they're buds.

03:47It's also good to know that she's listening.

03:50Really?

03:51I thought she stopped doing it.

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