Bond Girl Names

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James Bond faces off against the sexiest and most cunning Bond Girl, Huge Gaping Gash.

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00:00The first ever Bond girl, Eunice Gason, has died. She was 90 years old.

00:06She starred as James Bond's love interest, Sylvia Trench, opposite Sir Sean Connery in Dr. No, back in 1962.

00:14The iconic scene of all Bond movies, when James Bond first is introduced, she is across the...

00:20I don't know if we have the audio of it from the clip, but she is across the table, and here it is.

00:26I admire your courage, Miss Trench. Sylvia Trench.

00:32I admire your luck, Mr... Bond. James Bond.

00:39So, Sylvia Trench, you gotta love the names that they gave these women.

00:44Sylvia Trench, huge gaping gash.

00:46Right, exactly.

00:48You know what I mean? If you're going with Trench and Pussy Galore and things like that.

00:51Pussy. Harriet Pussy.

00:54Countess Smelly Bunghole.

00:57Countess Bunghole.

01:00Yeah, Pussy Galore.

01:02You know, A Lotta Vagina was the play off of that.

01:06Halata Vagina.

01:08But Sylvia Trench.

01:10Yeah.

01:11Perry Gash.

01:12Perry Gash.

01:13Slimy Bush.

01:14Slimy.

01:15Grimey.

01:16Gating Hall.

01:17Putrid Puder.

01:18Yeah.

01:19Alright.

01:20Keep it going.

01:21I'm having fun.

01:22Melisandria Double Fist.

01:24Heast Infectantine.

01:25Yeah.

01:27So...

01:28Rest in peace.

01:29What a lovely tribute to Eunice.

01:30Chlamydia Hysterectomy.

01:32Steve, she was from Russia with Love as well?

01:37Yes.

01:38So, he actually leaves her to go off on this mission, but the idea was to keep her sort

01:46of a continuing the way Money, Penny.

01:49It was sort of a flirtation to keep her in and out of his life, but they passed on that.

01:54But that's the first time in the Bond films where James Bond is introduced at the Baccarat

02:00terrible.

02:01I believe they're playing Baccarat.

02:02Yeah.

02:03And it's great.

02:04Did she know Steaming Butthole?

02:05She knew Steaming Butthole was her sister.

02:07Okay.

02:08Alright.

02:09But anyhow, a post on her official Twitter feed read, an amazing lady...

02:13Perhaps you know my sister, Queef Poop Splatter.

02:16And my cousin, Purdy Turd Cutter.

02:19So, the Twitter feed read, an amazing lady who left a lasting impression on everyone that

02:25she met.

02:26Did you say Queef Poop Splatter?

02:28She will be very much missed.

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