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  • 4/23/2025
Scaryoke: The Chanukah Song - Adam Sandler

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00:00Like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
00:06Here's a list of people who are Jewish
00:09Just like you and me
00:19David Lee Roth
00:21Lights the menorah
00:24So do James Caan
00:26Kirk Douglas and the late
00:28Dinosaurah
00:30Guess who eats together at Carnegie Deli
00:34Bowser from Shanana
00:36And Arthur Fonzarelli
00:41Paul Newmans have Jewish
00:44Goldie Hawns have two
00:47Put them together, what a fine looking Jew
00:52You don't need to deck the halls or jingle bell rock
01:00Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock
01:05Both Jewish by the way
01:07Put on your yarmulke, it's time for Hanukkah
01:11The owner of the Seattle Supersonicas
01:14Celebrates Hanukkah
01:17Kanye West
01:19Not a Jew
01:21No, he's not
01:22No
01:23But guess who is
01:25Hall of Famer Rod Carew
01:27He converted
01:29We got Ann Landers
01:31And her sister dear Abby
01:35Harrison Ford is a quarter Jewish
01:37Not too shabby
01:40Some people think
01:42Some people think
01:43Some people think
01:44That Ebeneezer's Cruz is
01:46Well, he's not
01:48But guess who is
01:49All three Stooges
01:52So many Jews are in showbiz
02:00Tom Cruise isn't
02:02But I heard his agent is
02:05So tell me your friend Veronica
02:08It's time to celebrate Hanukkah
02:10I hope I get a harmonica
02:12On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah
02:15So drink your gin and Tanaka
02:17And smoke your marijuana
02:19If you really, really wanna go
02:22Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah
02:26We had to do something for our Jewish friends out there
02:32That we love so much
02:34You know, we did our Christmas songs

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