Star Wars Light Stick Class

Beasley Digital

4/22/2025

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00:00A Disney World Hollywood Studios Star Wars employee is our pervert of the day.

00:14He's been charged with video voyeurism after admitting to having more than 50 upskirt videos

00:23that he's taken over the course of years while working in Star Wars land.

00:28A lot.

00:30He was questioned by Orange County police after someone saw him filming a woman without her consent.

00:36He admitted to recording an upskirt video of the woman and admitted to having hundreds of such recordings of women

00:43that he's taken at Disney over the past few years.

00:47He currently works in the Star Wars retail store in Star Wars land.

00:52Oh, God.

00:54It's been busy.

00:55Yeah.

00:56The busy place.

00:57He does tape upskirts when people were asking them to build lightsabers and stuff.

01:03I knew it.

01:04He probably runs the lightsaber construction zone.

01:07So they're so busy building and doing something that he gets a chance to...

01:12It's got to be one of the horniest zones as well in all of Disney.

01:18Star Wars land?

01:19Yes.

01:20Oh, like that's like...

01:21All those dudes that desire to be touched by a woman.

01:23Oh, yeah.

01:23Sexual dudes.

01:24Yes.

01:25It's like, to me...

01:2626-year-old.

01:27Exactly.

01:29Never been touched by a lady?

01:30No.

01:30I want to see if they have any pictures of the lightsaber...

01:34Lightsaber construction zone.

01:36See, just lightsaber store.

01:38Yeah, there you go.

01:39It's called Savi's Workshop.

01:41Hmm.

01:41It's not Savi, is it?

01:42Oh, so it's like you're standing around a table.

01:46But see, there isn't a ton of room for other people to be like...

01:49You're probably only in there if you're building a lightsaber.

01:55Man, it's just so...

01:56It looks so cool there, and I just will never go.

01:59It does look so cool.

02:00I know I'll never go either.

02:01I'll just never go.

02:03It looks so cool.

02:04I'll go in your house with honor.

02:06Yeah.

02:08Oh, so it is fairly dark in there too because of the lightsabers, right?

02:12You think the flash might give it away, though?

02:14Well, would you need a flash?

02:17They probably only turn the lights off for a minute

02:18where they can all hold up their sabers and look like giant losers.

02:24All right, everybody, now it's time for the Loser Salute!

02:27Yeah.

02:28Raise those.

02:29Because that's what it is.

02:31Unfortunately, I mean, I am a huge Star Wars fan,

02:35but I can understand, you know,

02:38that when you are standing around a table

02:42all with lightsabers and lift them up

02:45in some kind of ceremonial salute,

02:48you are just losers.

02:51Time for the ceremonial salute to virginity!

02:54And how we will forever hold on to ours.

02:56All virgins, raise your lightsabers!

02:58Everyone raised them.

02:59And we all promise never to lose our virginity!

03:01Yeah.

03:02Bunch of dorks.

03:03Exactly.

03:04Dorks.

03:04There's nothing we can do.

03:07We just built our own lightsaber.

03:09Yeah, we're dorks.

03:10Dim the lights after people build them

03:12so they can all light them up.

03:14Someone taped the whole experience.

03:16Look, they give you a little speech.

03:18There he is right there.

03:19That looks like hell to me.

03:20Lisa!

03:21I can't think of anything.

03:22Lisa, you're going to hell!

03:23And it's in Star Wars Land!

03:24Lisa's like, I'm not putting this crystal inside.

03:27This is the dumbest thing.

03:29Thank God I didn't marry someone into this.

03:30Oh, yeah.

03:31Lisa, what color is your lightsaber going to be?

03:33Are you going for pink?

03:35Do we hear if they go crazy when they...

03:37Oh, you got the sound down.

03:39Master Yoda.

03:41The force must be strong in this room.

03:44And now, builders, it is time to build the bond between builder and savior.

03:47Yeah, here's...

03:48This is the dork.

03:49You're ruining it for all of us.

03:51Look at the people in sandals.

03:54Morons.

03:56It's Florida.

03:57Excuse me.

03:58It doesn't make any.

04:00Are you ready, builders?

04:01You're ready.

04:02Take that step forward.

04:03Yes, we are.

04:04Place your hands on your hips.

04:06And...

04:07Activate.

04:09Oh, jeez.

04:09Oh, look at how it's going.

04:13Oh, I picked my lightsaber and my pants activated.

04:16Oh, I picked my lightsaber and my pants activated.

04:20Yeah!

04:21Yeah!

04:21Oh, we can do that in here?

04:27It only takes...

04:28I'm doing it.

04:29I'll join you.

04:31If I don't get a black saber, I'm not even...

04:33Oh, don't touch me.

04:35Look at that lady!

04:36Look at that lady!

04:37Which one?

04:38Which one?

04:38Oh, no.

04:40Oh, no.

04:42She's incredible.

04:42I made Yoda proud.

04:50Oh, my God.

04:50Yoda talks to you?

04:52Oh, sorry, Andy.

04:53Andy's got to go now.

04:54That is cool.

04:55This dude's in the room right now.

04:58In this room?

04:58Like, there's a real good chance that the guy who did it is in that room.

05:01Yeah, you're right, because whenever this was taken three years ago...

05:04Is that the guy right there?

05:05I mean, I guess this costs, like, hundreds of dollars, too.

05:09Of course it does.

05:10It's Disney.

05:10Everything's expensive.

05:10You get the lightsaber, I'm assuming.

05:12Yeah, you get to take that home, right?

05:14Yeah, but still, it's...

05:15How much is that when you're...

05:15Like, 40 bucks?

05:16No, like, one of those lightsabers costs, like, 300 bucks.

05:19Stop it.

05:20No, they do.

05:20Well, I mean, they had price tags on one of the videos Dave had up, and, like, one was,

05:23like, $139.99, and it went up from there.

05:26Yeah.

05:26There's a fat guy that chose the red, which means he's, like, I'm cis.

05:30Yeah.

05:32He's right.

05:33He has no power.

05:34I'm cis, because I'm evil.

05:36How much is it?

05:38Well, it starts at...

05:39Yeah, there was a...

05:41The lightsaber itself is 140.

05:43No, but, like, the whole experience.

05:45So you get to build yourself a light stick and take it home.

05:48It's a light saber.

05:50A light stick.

05:51So these are just to buy the sabers.

05:54What did she do?

05:55What did I miss?

05:56He got really offended.

05:57Oh.

05:57Go ahead, light stick.

05:58Oh.

05:59I missed it.

06:01The saber.

06:01I can't defend the galaxy with a stick, Lisa.

06:05It's a light saber.

06:06It's a light saber.

06:07It's not a light stick.

06:08It's a saber of light.

06:10Even when I stopped what I was doing and stared daggers in your direction.

06:14Whatever.

06:14How much do these light sticks cost?

06:16It's a light stick.

06:17Damn it.

06:17It's a saber.

06:18It's like a sea?

06:19Yeah.

06:19Like a sword.

06:20Ooh.

06:21It's like a light saber.

06:22It's not a stick.

06:23Okay, but what do you do with it when you go home?

06:25There's nothing else we can't even say anything back to her.

06:28No.

06:29That would, like, affect her in the same way.

06:31Like, what am I going to say?

06:32Like, uh, that's not a purse.

06:34It's a...

06:35I don't care.

06:35I don't want to keep quoting Star Wars.

06:37No.

06:37I just want to be like, it's not as clumsy as a blaster.

06:39Your shoes are not clothed, Lisa.

06:41I don't care, James.

06:43It's a more classic weapon.

06:44It doesn't matter to me.

06:45From an older, ancient time.

06:47Lisa wears designer imposter.

06:49But what happens when you get home?

06:51No, I don't care.

06:52What do you do with it?

06:52Oh, you show it to all your friends?

06:54What do you like to...

06:55Like, bring it in here, right?

06:56I would.

06:57I would.

06:58I would raise it to the sky every once in a while by myself.

07:02I have a Boba Fett helmet.

07:03I put that thing on sometimes.

07:04I just sit there.

07:06Listen.

07:06Just sit there?

07:07Yeah.

07:11The question would be whether or not I would just wear it in here every once in a while.

07:15You should, yeah.

07:16Your lightsaber?

07:17Mm-hmm.

07:17Wear it?

07:18Yeah.

07:18Like, on your belt?

07:19On your belt?

07:19Yeah.

07:20How do you wear it?

07:21How do you think you're carried around in battle?

07:22Do you think you put it in a holster?

07:23Yeah.

07:24A holster?

07:24It has like a hook.

07:25It has like a hook, I think.

07:27Yeah.

07:27Someone said, family and I were at Disney two weeks ago.

07:29That whole experience starts at 250 bucks.

07:32Starts.

07:33Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

07:34It's pretty cool, though.

07:35Those lightsabers are cool.

07:36It costs 2,000 bucks just to go there.

07:37Yeah, it's so expensive.

07:38Right, right.

07:39And stay there.

07:40And I'm sure it's, you have to make reservation stuff even to make a lightsaber.

07:44Right?

07:44Those lightsabers are quality.

07:47Yeah.

07:48Yeah.

07:48But I heard that Star Wars Hotel is tanking.

07:51And they're now like discounted.

07:52Oh, of course.

07:52They're going to have to discount it.

07:53We should get everyone to stay.

07:54It was like, what, five grand for two days or something?

07:56Yeah, it was.

07:58Insanity.

07:58Now's my time to book.

08:00I still think it's a little crazy.

08:03I feel like you need to let it fail a bit longer.

08:05Half the nerds listening just got into a car crash over Lisa's word.

08:08Oh, my God.

08:10And half the other people understood.

08:12Yeah, what are you doing with the light stick?

08:14What do you need to do with it?

08:15I just had to say it's a saber.

08:18I got corrected immediately.

08:19It's a saber.

08:21It's a saber.

08:22It's a saber.

08:23It's a saber.

08:24It's a saber.

08:25It's a saber.

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