Peep Show: Plane Poop Emergency

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Dave witnessed one of the most embarrassing moments ever on a plane the other day when a man had to poop so bad when they landed that they stopped the plane on the runway for five minutes.

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00:00all right so here's what happened on a flight i was on the other day just to put it give you

00:11set the scene here i'm in the exit row okay okay remember the you've been on a plane like this in

00:19the exit row there's one jump seat where a flight attendant can sit yeah on some planes they have

00:25that right so i'm literally i'm in one aisle the flight attendant's right across the aisle from me

00:30okay the second we touch the ground a dude jumps up in his seat to get out like he literally just

00:39touched down oh so like you're supposed to taxi all the way to the gate we have just put wheels down

00:45yeah yeah yeah and the flight attendant of course like sir this is an active taxiway active runway

00:50you have to sit down he's like i have to go to the bathroom oh no oh no and the flight attendant

00:57said sir sit down like it's getting pretty heated i'm just like i take my one of my headphones i'm

01:03like what's happening oh boy he says to the dude i have to poop

01:11with the stone cold most serious face you have ever seen yes yes the flight attendant is like

01:22hold on a minute he grabs a little phone behind him and he's like oh someone's gonna poop

01:29we've all been there yes and he hangs up the phone he's like go ahead

01:36as this guy is now climbing over these two people and walking down the aisle everyone's

01:43like what's happening like we're still moving the plane comes to a stop the pilot says due to an

01:49incident in the cabin the plane must remain still until every passenger is back in their seat

01:55unfortunately though we have had a an emergency situation yeah that we are letting happen please be

02:04patient we will resume our taxi to the gate as soon as so you just stop in the middle

02:10you guys okay so i'm just thinking my god the world's most embarrassing moment is happening

02:16everyone now knows lisa it was four and a half minutes because i'm like let's take a look see to

02:24see four and a half minutes we didn't move as this man was blowing ass on the toilet four and a half

02:31minutes is not you know it could have been longer i guess yeah oh it could have but still like you

02:35know he's not just peeing right no no no no he said he said well he said to us like oh the whole

02:41plane the whole plane didn't hear that right but then after you know almost five minutes in there

02:46and i thought what's gonna happen when he comes out are people gonna clap yeah he had to go back to

02:52his seat how embarrassing oh the worst yes and no one clapped and everyone would just kind of avoided

02:58eye contact with the man because they all knew that he almost grabbed him was he defiant was he like

03:04yeah i pooped no he was head down that's so embarrassing he was head down shame all the way

03:10back to his seat and then he went back and he put his seat belt on the flight is like yeah i'm pooping

03:15i can see him i'm gonna keep going and um we took off again and went to the actual gate so he got off

03:22so i stand up he gets off right in front of me and i'm behind him the whole way out going oh my god

03:28oh my god oh my god really embarrassing the pilot had to make an announcement oh my god so you're on

03:34the toilet though and then you hear the announcement even worse but he had the pilot like because people

03:41they're like why are we stopped what's what's happening yeah yeah yeah they're like they're

03:45losing it back here also other people were like undoing their seat belt oh they thought they were

03:51done like oh yeah i'm not paying attention or whatever and they think they must be at the gate

03:55i just realized it's not even just the plane it's anyone else flying into the airport because like the

04:02air traffic controller would have had to be like uh delta 575 uh do not land yet we have a poop

04:09emergency a man is pooping right now and he is on the taxiway we can't move any of the other planes

04:16he got a circle around

04:17american airline 676 keep flying in a circle because we have a poop emergency on runway five

04:25that's a lot of trouble like i'm just thought about the ripple effects of this man's five minutes

04:33stops in the middle of a runway

04:35everything has to stop you can't have five minutes of poop happening on an active runway

04:41flight 471 stay air bounce stay air bounce

04:44abort landing abort landing

04:48oh guys

04:49the plane like go back into the air

04:53oh my god

04:55i just thought about it now it definitely wasn't just that plane

05:03things it had to we weren't anywhere near the gate

05:05no

05:06you see the ticking of the clock

05:18and now planes almost hit each other

05:22we're talking about it on

05:23this guy just keeps going

05:26yep

05:27i thought about it i almost wanted to take a picture i'm like i can't shame the man anymore

05:30but i'm definitely gonna mention it

05:32man think about it they were just plane circling the airport for five minutes

05:37that would be the only way for that moment to be more terrible if it was dave being like

05:41sorry bud

05:45i'm on a radio show

05:47check us out

05:49we'll do a whole bit on this

05:51i wish i could know what was in his head when he was leaving and he had to be around everybody

05:59oh my god

06:00yeah because you stand in that uncomfortable

06:02yeah he's like getting his bag

06:03i'm a human being

06:04i'm a human being

06:06he's like you don't know how people

06:08sir sir

06:10i'm a human being don't you judge me

06:12sir let me get your luggage so you don't poop yourself

06:14i'll get that sir

06:17i don't know how people are gonna handle that

06:19yeah now claire is a flight attendant and has a similar story she wanted to share hey claire

06:24hey guys um so i am a flight attendant for a major u.s airline

06:30okay and was one day sitting in the back of aircraft in the jump seat between the two bathrooms

06:36and you're getting ready to land the wheels were coming down and i noticed one of the doors were locked

06:41so i started knocking on the door saying are you okay are you okay we're getting ready to land you

06:46need to come out and there was no response so it got more urgent as some people have medical

06:51emergencies in the bathroom right now so i stopped knocking there was no response and so i had to

06:57unlock the door from the outside oh no there was a man in there pooping his brains out and

07:03but still wouldn't respond to me and uh i closed the door

07:09you have to stay in there we're on an active taxi you can't get up you have to stay in there

07:19so the man had to stay in the bathroom until we got to the gate um and then he was able to come out

07:27and go back to his seat and get his stuff like i would have been like i'm gonna stand here until

07:34everyone is off the plane when everyone has exited the plane can you knock and let me know i can come

07:39out because i'm not coming out now he's just staring straight ahead you guys in the bathroom

07:47god this woman this is flight attendancy hi how are you doesn't respond yeah oh my god just like

07:55stone face just like yeah i have a job to do yeah there's a job to do here

08:00that's terrible that is terrible that is absolutely terrible when you thought it couldn't get any worse

08:07do you think the flight obviously the flight attendant not the flight attendant the pilot on

08:12my flight knew exactly what was going on but i'm sure he wondered how he'd present it to us

08:17right when he had to make an announcement yeah he had to be very careful he was i'll give him that

08:22he didn't i guess he could have went crazy because what did he say like what did he due to an

08:28emergency situation like a passenger or something like they never mentioned poop

08:32right he can't mention poop and he never mentioned bathroom no uh attention uh delta airlines passage

08:39we have been pooping himself incredibly pooping you can hear him he's uh screaming right now

08:49from the bathroom because he had to stop us we're all waiting we're all waiting not only us but uh

08:56american airlines delta airlines frontier what would you do any different we're all waiting for this

09:03man to finish his bowel movement uh we hear diarrhea sounds coming from the it's definitely diarrhea

09:10no he's not he's still not oh wow yeah it's a double flusher so we're probably gonna be on the

09:21ground for a little bit longer if you look out the window right now you could see oh those two planes

09:25almost hit each other check that out that's because this guy pooping any minute now it's only

09:33been a minute and a half so probably got another three and a three minutes to wait before this man

09:40is done oh yeah it could have been much more embarrassing i guess but yeah he handled it well

09:46the pilot the pilot did the pilot was very vague but still had to make an announcement to make sure

09:50at the same time i don't want you to be vague like i don't like we're not moving i'm in the back

09:57you say all i hear is emergency okay so he didn't say he said urgent oh okay he didn't say

10:03i'm remembering now he didn't say emergency situation he said an urgent situation that

10:08once that is rectifiable my god i mean just to be on that toilet and hear that announcement

10:14and know it's you know it's you know it's you know i'm in the bathroom all that announcement's

10:20going and you've got to face the people when you open that door

10:23come on i'd have my i'd have my shirt over my head like it was like tmz

10:29like no one sees me for the rest of the flight

10:34you

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