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  • 4/22/2025
What's pissing Dave off today?

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00:00Davey Mack here from the Morning Rat Race and I'm gonna tell you what's pissing me off right now
00:06New York City taking advantage of us
00:09We New Jerseyans
00:12Carl did a story on the Morning Rat Race
00:15Where there's all kinds of traffic tickets in Manhattan
00:18Via the traffic lights, the robotic cameras, and this and that
00:23And thankfully New Jersey, the legislature is trying to make us immune from getting such tickets
00:29And I wanna go one further
00:31I've got a plan to finally get New Jersey some respect that it deserves in New York City
00:37Here's what we do
00:39From now on, we New Jerseyans are boycotting going into New York
00:45Unless the following occurs
00:46The new cost for the tolls at the Hudson River Crossings
00:52George Washington Bridge
00:53Holland Tunnel and Lincoln Tunnel
00:56For New Jersey drivers, the new cost is $1.50
00:59That's it
01:00Not $18, not $19, not $20
01:03It's $1.50
01:04Secondly, parking in Manhattan for all New Jerseyans, $10
01:09I don't care if you park for an hour and a half or you park for four hours
01:13You're only costing $10 if you park in Manhattan from New Jersey
01:17Number three, as we said, no robot cameras giving New Jerseyans traffic tickets
01:23Can't happen
01:24Not on the traffic lights, not on the easy pass lanes
01:27None of it
01:28Should be illegal
01:29Number four, the New Jersey parade
01:31I want an official parade
01:33A la St. Patrick's Day parade
01:35Cinco de Mayo
01:36I want an official parade in Manhattan
01:39Down 5th Avenue
01:41That recognize the great state of New Jersey
01:43We're gonna do it once a year
01:45And finally, we officially recognize New Jersey as a part of New York City's economic prosperity
01:53Across the board discounts
01:55Meals, sporting events, concerts, so on and so forth
01:59You provide a New Jersey license
02:01You get at least 15, 20, 30% on everything that you have to buy in New York
02:07You must meet our demands, New York City
02:10Or we New Jerseyans are boycotting
02:12And we will not be going into Manhattan or New York City anymore
02:17I'm Davey Mack
02:19I'm pissed off