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Beasley Digital
  • 4/22/2025
MJTV: A Naked Woman Enters Nursing Home

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00:00Edward, throw me a couple dollar bills, please.
00:03Man, this is the most fun grandpa's had in years.
00:08And, you know, it's a young woman, and she's not unattractive.
00:12I mean, she's not a knockout beauty, but I'm looking at her mugshot.
00:16Woman goes into someone's home, takes her clothes off, begins hugging people,
00:21and then sits on multiple people inside the home, including several that were elderly, 65 and older.
00:27Well, hello there.
00:29Police said that 35-year-old Heather Cruz of Dunnellan walked into the Citrus County home through a side door.
00:36Once she was inside, she took her clothes off, exposed herself, then grabbed and hugged the homeowner.
00:43Hello, lady.
00:44When she was told to knock it off, she then sat on the lap of two of the other residents while she was naked and said,
00:52You like it.
00:54I sort of do.
00:56I've got to admit.
00:57Hey, Edward, throw me a couple dollar bills, please.
01:04This is the most fun grandpa's had in years.
01:07This is great.
01:08So she was told to stop, and then she yells, You like it!
01:13You know you like it.
01:14Yeah, who was she told to stop by?
01:16By the homeowner.
01:17Or other adults in the home.
01:20Anyway, two of the home's documents then tried to throw her out of the house, and she's still nude.
01:26She then grabbed the genitalia of another individual, made crude sexual remarks.
01:34What's wrong with this woman?
01:35The Citrus County cop show up.
01:38She was ordered to put on a shirt, resisted the officer.
01:43She was handcuffed.
01:44They had to throw her in the back of the patrol car.
01:46When they tried to close the door, she kicked an officer in the chest.
01:51Whoa.
01:52What if they had a hog tire in the back seat?
01:54The officer was far too young for her.
01:56She likes her men over, you know.
01:58Oh my God.
01:58So then other cops arrived.
02:00She was moved to another squad car.
02:02Then she kicked a second cop in the chest.
02:05Now she's got three counts of battery on persons 65 years of age or older.
02:10She's got two counts of battery on a law enforcement officer.
02:14Resisting arrests with violence.
02:17Burglary, battery, exposure of sexual organs.
02:20I mean, I think she's still being held on $48,000 bond up in Citrus County.
02:25Honey, she's still naked?
02:27No, they've dressed her.
02:28They've given her an orange jumpsuit or something.
02:30This whole story, she never said anything about drugs or alcohol, which is shocking.
02:34Come on, she had to be on drugs.
02:36She had to be all methed up or, you know, on angel dust or something.

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