George Freen (George Formby) is a scrawny, weakling barber's assistant. Inspired by the keep fit fad sweeping Britain, George tries to get into shape - even more so after he falls in love with beautiful manicurist Joan Allen (Kay Walsh). However, George has a rival for Joan's affections in muscle-bound, middle-class Hector Kent (Guy Middleton). Joan seems to prefer Hector but plucky George exposes his rival as a shady character and challenges him to a boxing match.
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00:00:00The End
00:01:30Ready Gazette! Gazette! Ready Gazette!
00:01:33Selling like hot cakes right in front of our very door and all because of a cookery campaign.
00:01:37Smart stunt of the Gazettes.
00:01:38Yes, well, I've got one to beat it.
00:01:40The echo will forestall the national health movement.
00:01:42We'll run a county keep fit campaign of our own.
00:01:44The Gazette will be nowhere.
00:01:46Keep fit, what a stunt and one to be proud of.
00:01:49You and I will be the recognized leaders of health and youth.
00:01:53Now get busy.
00:01:54Get the leaders written right away.
00:01:55We'll run nothing else for a week.
00:01:56Right.
00:01:57Run articles on diet and exercises in the home.
00:01:59Okay.
00:02:00Organize gymnastic competitions with teams from the police, the fire brigade, the stores, anybody you can think of.
00:02:05We'll run a boxing contest.
00:02:07Boxing?
00:02:08Great idea, that.
00:02:09County boxing contest.
00:02:10Have keep fit posters plastered all over the place.
00:02:12Leave it to me.
00:02:13Now, we'll get an individual angle on this.
00:02:15Find a local champion.
00:02:16Who knows?
00:02:17Here in this very town, we may have the champion.
00:02:19The future British keep fit model of manhood.
00:02:22A Hercules.
00:02:23An Adonis.
00:02:24A Superman.
00:02:27Come along.
00:02:29Yes, sir.
00:02:31I...
00:02:32Would you like a manicure, Mr. Barker?
00:02:37No.
00:02:37Well, Miss Allen's doing nothing.
00:02:41It's too late.
00:02:42Oh.
00:02:45That's red hot.
00:02:46I'm sorry, sir.
00:02:47No, it is.
00:02:47So why'd you put it on my face?
00:02:49It was burning me fingers.
00:02:50Troublesy, you idiot.
00:02:51Sorry, sir.
00:02:52Hurry up.
00:02:52It's nearly closing time.
00:02:53Yes, sir.
00:02:57See, your finger's got some ink on it.
00:02:59Do let me fetch Miss Allen.
00:03:01Oh, very well.
00:03:02Thank you, Mr. Barker.
00:03:05Miss Allen.
00:03:06The boss wants you.
00:03:07Oh, thank you.
00:03:09Can I carry a tray?
00:03:10Oh, yes, if you'd like to.
00:03:11Green!
00:03:12Yes, Mr. Barker.
00:03:13Come on, may I hurry up?
00:03:15Sorry, sir.
00:03:16Good evening, Mr. Barker.
00:03:18Well, you won't want all that stuff.
00:03:19Just a little pummister.
00:03:20Very good, Mr. Barker.
00:03:21Great stunt, this keep fit of the echoes.
00:03:23Are you going in for the gym competition this evening?
00:03:25Yes, Mr. Barker.
00:03:27And you?
00:03:28Well, no, sir.
00:03:30No, I didn't expect you would.
00:03:32If you'd take more exercise when you were younger,
00:03:34you'd be a far finer figure of a man.
00:03:35Oh, I thought as much.
00:03:39No muscle at all.
00:03:41It's nothing to laugh at.
00:03:42Well, I can't help but you're titling me.
00:03:44Oh, look at that young Hector Kent in the sports department.
00:03:47There's a sight for sore eyes.
00:03:49Eh, Miss Allen?
00:03:50Oh, yes.
00:03:51There's a man worth looking at.
00:03:53Broad-shouldered, muscular, strong as an ox.
00:03:57I think you'll find that the right weight for the boys, sir.
00:03:59May I send them on approval?
00:03:59Yes, do.
00:04:02Hello there.
00:04:03At last, my benefactor.
00:04:05I have waited long to thank you.
00:04:07How?
00:04:08That'll teach you to read during business hours.
00:04:10After closing time, take these sample gym vets up the gymnasium.
00:04:13Oh, but I can't.
00:04:14I'm a rehearsal of the amateur dramatics.
00:04:16Well, the amateurs can wait.
00:04:17Oh, can't someone else take them, Mr. Kent?
00:04:19I said you would have taken.
00:04:20You'd better be long.
00:04:33Sorry, Mr. Barker.
00:04:34That's all right, my lad.
00:04:36Going to win our competition tonight?
00:04:37I shall do my best.
00:04:38We should have more like you.
00:04:39The more we have to represent the store for the county finals, the better.
00:04:44You take my advice, my lad, and go in for physical exercise.
00:04:48Make a man of you.
00:04:49Wouldn't it?
00:04:49Might even do that.
00:04:51For all you know, I might be as good as any of them.
00:04:53Besides, I was once second in an egg and spoon race.
00:04:56How many runners?
00:04:57Two.
00:04:58Well, there's still time to go in for the competition, Green.
00:05:01Yes, why don't you?
00:05:02I don't like showing off in public.
00:05:04It seems a pity that his talent should be lost to the world.
00:05:08Well, good luck, Kent.
00:05:09Bye, sir.
00:05:10Can I take it for you?
00:05:11Oh, thank you.
00:05:14Will you stop pestering Miss Allen?
00:05:16She doesn't like it.
00:05:16Well, I was only telling you...
00:05:17I don't like it either, see?
00:05:18I don't like it.
00:05:26Here, little house.
00:05:27Nice with a garden and a nipper on the way.
00:05:28Nature's wonderful.
00:05:30If I can only pluck up the cottage, I'll pop the question tonight.
00:05:32Good night, George.
00:05:33Good night.
00:05:34Good night, George.
00:05:34Good night.
00:05:35Good night.
00:05:36Good night.
00:05:36Good night.
00:05:37Good night.
00:05:54Keep fit.
00:05:56Ernie, wouldn't it be grand if I was leader of that lot?
00:06:00Fancy me walking in front of them.
00:06:02I'd like to be doing that.
00:06:03Well, why don't you have a shot at it?
00:06:05Oh, watch the use.
00:06:07Can you see me going in for competitions with these?
00:06:10Nice fool I'd look sure enough in front of them other athletes.
00:06:13Fat chance I stand with that to Kent to start with.
00:06:15That lop-eared, puffed-up, la-dee-da, he-bullock.
00:06:20You don't like him, do you?
00:06:21Just because he knew I had a rehearsal with the amateurs tonight,
00:06:24he's told me off to take these samples up to the gymnasium.
00:06:27Well, I'll take them for you.
00:06:28Not likely.
00:06:29If he knew I hadn't done it myself, he'd get me the sack right away.
00:06:32Oh, it'd be easy enough.
00:06:33I could wait till he's not looking.
00:06:34No, I didn't.
00:06:37Do you think you could?
00:06:38I don't see why not.
00:06:40Oh, George, if you would, I could get to the amateurs.
00:06:42Give it me.
00:06:44And if there's ever anything I can do for you, just say the word.
00:06:47Don't mention it, lad.
00:06:48Oh, go on, you daft thing.
00:06:56Good evening, Mr Barker.
00:06:57Good evening, Mr Barker.
00:07:00Is the editor of the echo about?
00:07:02Not yet, sir.
00:07:02Are those ensembles?
00:07:04Yes, Mr Barker.
00:07:05Oh, it's you, is it?
00:07:06Yes, Mr Barker. Good night, Mr Barker.
00:07:08Wait a minute, don't go up.
00:07:09All right, Mr Barker.
00:07:10That's Mr Barker.
00:07:11Put these on.
00:07:13What, me?
00:07:14Quick!
00:07:15But I'm on my way home, sir.
00:07:17When you've got them on, ask to see the editor of the echo.
00:07:20But, abba, abba, abba, abba, abba.
00:07:21Dressing room on the left, sir.
00:07:22Go on, don't argue.
00:07:27See Miss Allen?
00:07:28Yes, she's in the gymnasium.
00:07:30Oh, fine.
00:07:37Now, there's ensembles of mine.
00:07:39I assure you, there's nothing to touch with them at the price.
00:07:41And, of course, if you were to recommend them in your columns as the official kit,
00:07:45I should be enlightened.
00:07:46Quite, quite.
00:07:46All right, I'll have a look at them.
00:07:47Splendid, splendid.
00:07:48Sorry, I can't stop.
00:07:49Mustn't keep the wife waiting.
00:07:51Let's hurry with Mr Teams.
00:07:51Yeah, anyone think this competition was being run for the benefit of the Regal Stores,
00:07:55not the Echo?
00:07:57Oh, what an attendance.
00:07:59What an attendance.
00:08:02This is a great idea of yours, Chief.
00:08:04Keep fit.
00:08:05Make the Gazette look up, eh?
00:08:06Now, get all the pictures you can and plaster them all over tomorrow's edition.
00:08:08Okay.
00:08:09Come on, get this.
00:08:14Here, I'll get one here.
00:08:15Uh, no.
00:08:16Well, perhaps that.
00:08:17Why that?
00:08:19Right, fine.
00:08:23Ah, this is the one.
00:08:25Do you mind if we have a picture?
00:08:27Of course not.
00:08:28Come on, jump up here, Joan.
00:08:31How's that?
00:08:31Fine.
00:08:33Thanks very much.
00:08:34Will that be in the papers?
00:08:35Rather, front page, I expect.
00:08:37Goody.
00:08:38You and I together.
00:08:38Am I a lucky girl?
00:08:40You look pretty good in that kit.
00:08:41Yes, I know.
00:08:42Here, Mr Kent.
00:08:43Well, what's first?
00:08:43Vaulting, parallel bars, or what?
00:08:45In the eliminating heat.
00:08:46No, just a few simple marching exercises, that's all.
00:08:48But that's no gymnastic competition.
00:08:50Not for you, perhaps.
00:08:51But we're keeping all the difficult stuff for the finals.
00:08:53Oh, I see.
00:08:54Open, sir.
00:08:57All in for the individual competition.
00:09:01Excuse me, I won't be a minute.
00:09:02I'm going to get my handkerchief.
00:09:04Oh, this is just a waste of time.
00:09:06After the marching, some physical jerks?
00:09:08No, that'll take too long.
00:09:09Besides, we can't keep the ladies waiting all that time.
00:09:11Most emphatically.
00:09:12Quite, quite.
00:09:13Give the men something really difficult,
00:09:14so that we can find the winner straight away.
00:09:15What about the horizontal bar?
00:09:17That used to be a favorite of mine.
00:09:18A real teaser, eh?
00:09:19Leave it to me, sir.
00:09:20Oh, I'm sorry.
00:09:21Let's go.
00:09:30Hello, what are you doing here?
00:09:31I've been seeing the editor of the Echo anywhere.
00:09:34He's in the gym. Why?
00:09:36Well, I've got something I want to show him.
00:09:38What?
00:09:40Oh, so the hidden talent's coming out in public after all.
00:09:43You know, when you said that in the shop, I didn't believe you.
00:09:46Didn't you?
00:09:47No, the competition's starting. Come on, Harry.
00:09:49Competition?
00:09:50Yes, come on, quickly, quickly.
00:09:51No, no, I don't think I'll bother.
00:09:53I mean, showing off in public, I'd feel too daft.
00:09:56Oh, don't be so silly.
00:09:58Anyone would think they were going to ask you to stand in the middle of the room and give an exhibition.
00:10:01Well, aren't they?
00:10:02You flatter yourself.
00:10:03Just a few simple marching exercises.
00:10:05Huh?
00:10:06Yes, the instructor just said so.
00:10:08Is that all?
00:10:11Still too much, sir. I should be right over the top.
00:10:13That's medium now.
00:10:14Still too fierce, sir?
00:10:16That's right down.
00:10:19The instructor will now demonstrate the first test.
00:10:31You gonna try that?
00:10:32Not me.
00:10:35Gym competition, why it's getting people here under false pretenses.
00:10:38They must think they're not a nubes.
00:10:40Look, aren't the exercises difficult enough?
00:10:42They're not exercises at all.
00:10:45There you are. You wouldn't get a chance to show off even if you wanted to.
00:10:48Well, in that case...
00:10:52You'd like me to go in for it, wouldn't you, Miss Allen?
00:10:54Me?
00:10:55Well, the more gymnasts representing the store, the better.
00:11:00Gymnasts.
00:11:02Come on.
00:11:03Well, that fellow isn't a gymnast.
00:11:04Doesn't look like it.
00:11:05Well, if that's the result of physical exercise, thank heavens I had a misspent youth.
00:11:16Misspent youth?
00:11:17What an idea for my keep-fit posters.
00:11:23Where have you sprung from?
00:11:24I meant for competition.
00:11:25What?
00:11:26This.
00:11:28They're the samples I tell Denny to bring up, aren't they?
00:11:30No, no, no. I've had them for years.
00:11:33Well, that's why they're brand new, I suppose.
00:11:34Well, I had to buy it new ones for competition.
00:11:38You chose a mighty fine fit.
00:11:41Think you're gonna show off in front of Miss Allen, do you?
00:11:43You can't show off doing child's play like this.
00:12:00Where are you going?
00:12:04I don't think I feel so well.
00:12:06You got the wind up.
00:12:07Next, please.
00:12:08Now watch me.
00:12:30Now that fellow's definitely good.
00:12:31If he can box, he's a certain county champion.
00:12:32Next, please.
00:12:33I've been looking forward to getting Ernie the sack for some time.
00:12:34I told you they've got nothing to do with her near bottom of the competition.
00:12:35I said next, please.
00:12:36Go on then, prove it.
00:12:37All right.
00:12:38I will.
00:13:00There.
00:13:01There.
00:13:23Oh, oh, mother.
00:13:26Hey, mother.
00:13:27Mother, I'm falling.
00:13:28Mother, I'm falling.
00:13:29Mother!
00:13:31Mother, I can't get that thing!
00:13:33Mother!
00:13:35Mother!
00:13:37Hey, somebody stop me!
00:13:41Mother!
00:13:43Mother!
00:13:45That'll teach them to try and show off.
00:13:47Are you all right?
00:13:49Oh, champion, it was just a simple exercise.
00:13:51Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
00:13:53I'm afraid it was all my fault,
00:13:55but I didn't know it was going to be like that.
00:13:57But you've hurt yourself.
00:13:59No, I'm all right.
00:14:00Yes, you have, you're all wobbly.
00:14:01Come along to the dressing room.
00:14:13All right, start the ladies' section.
00:14:17There you are.
00:14:19Now, you get dressed and go and have a drink.
00:14:21Was I all right?
00:14:23Yes, sensational.
00:14:25Would you come out and have a drink with me?
00:14:27Oh, I'm sorry, I can't.
00:14:28I'm going out with Mr. Kent.
00:14:29Oh, yes, of course.
00:14:31What are you doing tomorrow, early closing day?
00:14:33Well, I'm going out with Mr. Kent.
00:14:37Well, perhaps some other time.
00:14:39Perhaps.
00:14:40Pardon me.
00:14:41I think you'd better hurry.
00:14:42The ladies are just starting.
00:14:44Mr. Green, I'd like to have a photo of you.
00:14:46What?
00:14:47Was it as good as all that?
00:14:48What?
00:14:49Gymnastics, of course.
00:14:50Far better.
00:14:51Sensational.
00:14:52That's what she said.
00:14:54Take a pose, please, Mr. Green.
00:14:55Yes, over here, I think.
00:14:56Would you, Mr. Green?
00:14:57Thank you very much.
00:14:58That's, that's all right.
00:14:59Just about there.
00:15:00That's, ladies.
00:15:01All right?
00:15:02Okay.
00:15:03All right.
00:15:05How's that?
00:15:06Now, I won't do, I'm afraid.
00:15:07Let me give you a tip.
00:15:08Now, first of all, you deflate completely.
00:15:10Deflate?
00:15:11Yes, like this.
00:15:15I don't say anything to laugh at.
00:15:16Yeah, what if you were standing where I am?
00:15:18Yes.
00:15:19Then, then you, then you take a deep breath.
00:15:22Swell right out.
00:15:23Throw the head back.
00:15:24You'll get twice the expansion.
00:15:26Oh, and is this for papers?
00:15:28If it's good.
00:15:29Fancy me.
00:15:30Paper's a gymnast.
00:15:31Yes.
00:15:32Shall I deflate?
00:15:33Yes, deflate.
00:15:36That's it.
00:15:38All right, all right.
00:15:39Just a little more, please.
00:15:40That's splendid.
00:15:41Now, take a deep breath.
00:15:42Inhale.
00:15:43More.
00:15:44More.
00:15:45Chest out.
00:15:46Head up.
00:15:47Now, hold it.
00:15:48Shoot.
00:15:49Okay.
00:15:50That's fine.
00:15:51Thank you very much, Mr. Green.
00:15:52You are magnificent.
00:15:53You are splendid.
00:15:55Fancy.
00:15:56A gymnast.
00:15:57Wait till Miss Holland sees me.
00:15:59Ooh.
00:16:00My foot is in the paper.
00:16:01Wait till I tell Miss Holland.
00:16:02My foot is in the paper.
00:16:04My foot is in the paper.
00:16:05My foot is in the paper.
00:16:06My foot is in the paper.
00:16:07Wait till I tell.
00:16:08My foot is in the paper.
00:16:09Oh, my foot is in the paper.
00:16:10Put it in the paper.
00:16:11Ah, mother.
00:16:12Oh.
00:16:13Mother.
00:16:14Mother.
00:16:15Mother.
00:16:20There.
00:16:21All ball bearings throughout, sir.
00:16:22Nothing but the best materials.
00:16:23Yes, there better be.
00:16:24In my day, I was one of the strongest oars in the Avon rowing club.
00:16:27Here, give me a hand.
00:16:28Of course, sir.
00:16:29Thanks.
00:16:30Are you being attended to, sir?
00:16:31That's all right.
00:16:32We want Mr. Kent.
00:16:33Oh, don't forget the flannels and the club blazers as soon as you can.
00:16:36They'll be attended to immediately, sir.
00:16:37Mr. Kent.
00:16:38Avon blazer and flannels be sent at once.
00:16:41Look them out.
00:16:42The delivery's gone.
00:16:43Well, take them yourself.
00:16:44But it's just on one and it's early closing.
00:16:46I said take them yourself.
00:16:47Well, what do you want?
00:16:49Now, don't talk like that.
00:16:51You owe us too much dough to be saucy.
00:16:53We're working a little job at the races today.
00:16:55Well, you can count me out.
00:16:56I'm taking a bird in the river.
00:16:57Forget it.
00:16:58We need you to put the dough on.
00:16:59You can do it yourselves.
00:17:00Not likely.
00:17:01Me and Klink's too well known.
00:17:04Look out.
00:17:05Here comes the boss.
00:17:09Are you coming?
00:17:10No.
00:17:11Would you like us to tell him about the time you were dressed like that?
00:17:16Here, wait a minute.
00:17:17We'll be waiting for you outside.
00:17:19Have you gentlemen got what you wanted?
00:17:21Yes.
00:17:22We got what we wanted.
00:17:23Did you see your photograph taken at the gym last night?
00:17:26Yes, sir.
00:17:27I congratulate you.
00:17:28Should do the star a lot of good.
00:17:30Thank you, sir.
00:17:40Okay, sir.
00:17:41See my photo at the gym last night?
00:17:43There'll be one of me in there.
00:17:45What do you mean?
00:17:46I'm going to see Mr Barker about the staff dance.
00:17:47You're in charge.
00:17:48Thank you, sir.
00:17:52Pretty good, isn't it?
00:17:53Little photograph, too.
00:17:54Who are the others off?
00:17:56There's one of me there, isn't there?
00:17:57Why should there be?
00:17:58Well, he took my photograph.
00:18:00He probably broke the camera.
00:18:01There must be one of me somewhere.
00:18:04Excuse me.
00:18:05It's going to be lovely on the river this afternoon.
00:18:07Oh, just a minute, Joan.
00:18:08I'm afraid this afternoon's off.
00:18:09You mean we're not going?
00:18:10Yes.
00:18:11A sudden business appointment.
00:18:12Oh, that's all right.
00:18:13Lots of other people I can go with.
00:18:15Oh, are there?
00:18:16Oh, yes.
00:18:17Any number.
00:18:18Do you mean me?
00:18:19Oh, I'd love to come.
00:18:21Well, I'll see what the staff dance tonight.
00:18:23All right.
00:18:24What time will you be ready?
00:18:25Do you mean you'll really come out with me?
00:18:27Yes, of course I do.
00:18:28The river?
00:18:29Anywhere you like.
00:18:30I'll wait for you outside.
00:18:32Very well.
00:18:46Ernie!
00:18:47I'm taking it out on the river.
00:18:48Who?
00:18:49Miss Helen.
00:18:50What about Mr. Kent?
00:18:51I'm going instead.
00:18:52Put it there.
00:18:54Go on, you daft thing.
00:18:55Can you row?
00:18:56No, but I'm very good at punting.
00:18:58Oh, Kent always takes her rowing.
00:19:00Oh, then I'm bait.
00:19:01Got it.
00:19:02Take it to Wyatt's boathouse.
00:19:04They've got no rowboats there.
00:19:05Only you're a marvel.
00:19:07What about your flannels?
00:19:08I've got them on.
00:19:09I mean white trousers.
00:19:10Oh, I thought you meant me undies.
00:19:12Got it.
00:19:15The very thing.
00:19:16Just going out on apro.
00:19:17But suppose I muck them up?
00:19:18You mustn't, that's all.
00:19:19I'd look fine in them, wouldn't I?
00:19:21She wouldn't half be impressed.
00:19:23It's not how you look.
00:19:24It's the things you do that count.
00:19:25Now, this is your big chance.
00:19:27You've got to do something to sweep her off her feet.
00:19:29Suppose you saw me drowning, what would you do?
00:19:31Shout for help.
00:19:32Wouldn't you jump in and save me?
00:19:33No.
00:19:34Why not?
00:19:35I can't swim.
00:19:36But suppose the guy found a nice shallow part
00:19:37where you couldn't get out of your depth.
00:19:38He'll shout for help.
00:19:39Why?
00:19:40I'd muck up the applause.
00:19:41I hadn't thought of that.
00:19:43In any case, she'd know you.
00:19:45Got it.
00:19:47You'll be taken away before long, you will you not?
00:19:49The amateurs.
00:19:50What about them?
00:19:51Well, I can be the squire in the play
00:19:53and recognise you as a man who once saved my life.
00:19:56At last, my benefactor.
00:19:58I have waited long to thank you.
00:20:00You know, Ernie, there's one of us too daft and I'm all right.
00:20:03But that way you wouldn't have to fall into the river
00:20:05and I could make the water deeper and danger bigger
00:20:08and really do you proud.
00:20:10That wouldn't do though, would it?
00:20:11Why not?
00:20:12Now meet me at Deacons Bridge at three o'clock.
00:20:14But would it be fair to her?
00:20:16All's fair in love and war.
00:20:18Ernie?
00:20:19We'll do it.
00:20:20We'll show that, Hector.
00:20:22No, you don't.
00:20:33Does it always do that?
00:20:34Well, it's been doing it lately.
00:20:35I think it's the hot weather.
00:20:37The fellow and his girl.
00:20:38All right, see to him.
00:20:39Aye, he's a member of the Avon Rowing Club.
00:20:40Oh, is he?
00:20:41Here, I'll attend to him myself.
00:20:42All right.
00:20:43Good afternoon, sir.
00:20:44I'm afraid we've got nothing to suit a member of the Avon Rowing Club.
00:20:45Avon?
00:20:46Avon?
00:20:47Oh, yes, of course.
00:20:48We only keep punts here, sir.
00:20:49Yes, that's why I came.
00:20:50No outrigger skiffs.
00:20:51I'm sorry, miss.
00:20:52Oh, what?
00:20:53No outrigger skiffs.
00:20:54No outrigger skiffs.
00:20:55I'm sorry, miss.
00:20:56Oh, what?
00:20:57No outrigger skiffs.
00:20:58No outrigger skiffs.
00:20:59No outrigger skiffs.
00:21:00No outrigger skiffs.
00:21:01No outrigger skiffs.
00:21:02No outrigger skiffs.
00:21:03No outrigger skiffs.
00:21:04No outrigger skiffs.
00:21:05No outrigger skiffs.
00:21:06No outrigger skiffs.
00:21:07No outrigger skiffs.
00:21:08No outrigger skiffs.
00:21:09No, only punts, sir.
00:21:10Now, if you go down to Charleston...
00:21:11No, no, no.
00:21:12We may as well take a punt now, that willy, yeah?
00:21:14Okay, Miss Allen?
00:21:15Mm-hm.
00:21:16Very good, sir.
00:21:17Oh, look.
00:21:18Ice cream.
00:21:19Come on.
00:21:20Oh, lovely.
00:21:21What would you like?
00:21:23So you're an expert rower, are you?
00:21:26Well, I wouldn't go as far as to say that.
00:21:28Oh, don't be so modest.
00:21:29I heard what the boatman said.
00:21:30Oh, you don't want to take any notice of him.
00:21:32Oh, don't I?
00:21:33Then answer me this.
00:21:34Can a man be a member of the Avon Rowing Club
00:21:37unless this is rowing's first class?
00:21:39No.
00:21:40I don't suppose you can.
00:21:42Very well, then.
00:21:43Oh, I wish we could get a boat.
00:21:45I'd love to see you row.
00:21:46Would you?
00:21:47Here, are you as good as Mr. Kent?
00:21:49Well, you never can tell.
00:21:51Give us a couple of carnage.
00:21:52Make them deep.
00:21:53Let's go.
00:21:54Yes, yes.
00:22:00How was she, sir?
00:22:02Still too long in the slide.
00:22:03I'll see to it, Sir August.
00:22:08Good heavens, look at that crew.
00:22:12Not much finished there, sir.
00:22:13Finished?
00:22:14Why they haven't begun to finish.
00:22:15No guts, sir, that's the trouble.
00:22:17No guts.
00:22:18No, sir.
00:22:19The young generation are all the same nowadays.
00:22:21Flabby.
00:22:22No guts.
00:22:23No guts, sir.
00:22:24Before long, we'll be having members of the Avon Rowing Club
00:22:26lounging in punts, playing banjos and eating ice creams.
00:22:31Oh, look, there's a friend of yours.
00:22:32A friend of mine?
00:22:33Well, a member of your club.
00:22:35Good afternoon, sir.
00:22:37Same to you.
00:22:38I see we're members of the same club.
00:22:40Eh?
00:22:41Yes, sir.
00:22:42Are you a life member?
00:22:44No, no, just an apro.
00:22:46Punt ready, sir.
00:22:47Punt?
00:22:48Shall I take the banjo, sir?
00:22:49Banjo?
00:22:50What are you talking about?
00:22:51It's for you.
00:22:52I'm sorry.
00:22:53Be careful with the ice cream.
00:22:54Do I hear a right, sir?
00:22:55A member of the rowing club?
00:22:56In a punt?
00:22:57That's right.
00:22:58Well, unfortunately, he hadn't any rowing boats.
00:23:00That's quite right, sir.
00:23:01Huh?
00:23:02Oh, well.
00:23:03Of course, that explains everything, huh?
00:23:05Yes, well, in that case, sir, let me offer you my skiff.
00:23:09What?
00:23:10That one?
00:23:11Yeah.
00:23:12Oh, she's lovely.
00:23:13Then allow me to escort you.
00:23:15But I've ordered a punt.
00:23:16Oh, it don't matter, sir.
00:23:17I'm going to see you row after all.
00:23:18Come along.
00:23:19Oh, there you are, my dear.
00:23:21There you are.
00:23:22Oh, that's terribly kind of you.
00:23:24Come on, Mr. Green, jump in.
00:23:25I feel a bit she-chick.
00:23:27Nonsense.
00:23:28A good stiff pull soon get rid of that for you.
00:23:32In you go.
00:23:34There you go, sir.
00:23:35Steady.
00:23:36Steady.
00:23:37Steady.
00:23:43Phew.
00:23:44You're the wrong way round.
00:23:45Oh, yes.
00:23:46It mustn't turn your back on the lady, must you?
00:23:49But that's the bowl.
00:23:50Bell?
00:23:51Bowl.
00:23:52There's something wrong with this sheet.
00:23:53It's just on the sticky side, I'm afraid.
00:23:54Now, let's see the expert at work.
00:23:55Come on.
00:23:56All ready, sir.
00:23:57Off you go.
00:23:58There's something wrong with this sheet.
00:23:59It's just on the sticky side, I'm afraid.
00:24:00Now, let's see the expert at work.
00:24:01Come on.
00:24:02All ready, sir.
00:24:03Off you go.
00:24:04Here, anything wrong?
00:24:05Nothing.
00:24:06Oh, let's start like that.
00:24:08Look out, Craig.
00:24:09Look out, sir.
00:24:10It's your red mule.
00:24:11All right, sir.
00:24:12All ready, sir.
00:24:13Off you go.
00:24:18There.
00:24:19Anything wrong?
00:24:20Nothing.
00:24:21I'll just start like that.
00:24:26Look out, Craig!
00:24:33Look out, Sir!
00:24:34It's your red mule.
00:24:39Hey! Mother!
00:24:45Oh, we'll be sunk!
00:24:47Hey! You there!
00:24:49Somebody stop him! Go away! Where do you think he'll come with you? Mother!
00:25:00That man's an imposter! Never been in a boat in his life!
00:25:03Hey! Get back here, will you?
00:25:05Are you all right?
00:25:09Yes! We'll get there quicker this way!
00:25:20Hurry up!
00:25:21Well, what's the hurry?
00:25:22Well, it's nearly three o'clock.
00:25:23What?
00:25:24Have a nice.
00:25:25I've got one.
00:25:26Well, have a banana.
00:25:27No, thanks.
00:25:28Do you mind if I have one?
00:25:29No.
00:25:30You know, I like you to like the things I do.
00:25:33And the things I've done.
00:25:35Well, you must tell me about some of them.
00:25:37No, you'll find out soon enough.
00:25:39Oh!
00:25:43What are you looking for?
00:25:44Nothing, nothing.
00:25:46Lovely view, isn't it?
00:25:47Yes, it's lovely.
00:25:48You know, modest is all very well, but you'll never get on unless you advertise yourself.
00:25:52You know, make people talk about you.
00:25:54Would that be good to make people talk about me?
00:25:56Yeah, it never fails.
00:25:58It'd be grand, wouldn't it?
00:25:59Mm-mm.
00:26:00Hello there.
00:26:02Hello there.
00:26:03Oh, do you think we're trespassing?
00:26:07No, no.
00:26:08You leave this to me.
00:26:09Yes, upon me soul it is.
00:26:12My dear sir, my dear friend, my very dear sir.
00:26:16Well, what is all this?
00:26:17The hero who saved me when all seemed lost.
00:26:20Saved you?
00:26:21What from?
00:26:22The river, miss.
00:26:23He plunged in off the bridge.
00:26:24A bridge, oh, six times the height of this one.
00:26:27Oh, it wasn't.
00:26:28It was.
00:26:29Well, perhaps five times.
00:26:31Now, why haven't you told me about this before?
00:26:33Well, I'd forgotten about it.
00:26:35Oh.
00:26:36No doubt he's pulled hundreds from the river.
00:26:38Except the little ones, I always throw them back again.
00:26:40Well, it's nothing to joke about.
00:26:41I agree, miss.
00:26:42As I went down for the third time, the memories of my childhood flashed before me eyes.
00:26:46I struggled to the surface, and then with a terrific effort, I gathered up my breath and shouted...
00:26:50Ah!
00:26:51Ah!
00:26:52Ah!
00:26:53Ah!
00:26:54Oh!
00:26:55Where's he gone?
00:26:56Help!
00:26:57Look!
00:26:58Help!
00:26:59Well, what are you waiting for?
00:27:01Here's your big trunk, my dear John.
00:27:03Oh, mother.
00:27:04Help!
00:27:05Help!
00:27:06Oh, hurry, look, he's gone down again.
00:27:09Go away.
00:27:10Look under those bubbles.
00:27:12What can I do, mother?
00:27:14Don't jump a bar.
00:27:15Go in.
00:27:17Go on, John, John.
00:27:19Help!
00:27:20Well, go on.
00:27:26Look.
00:27:27Ernie, save me as if I was saving you.
00:27:29I can't swim.
00:27:30Why, look at I.
00:27:31Oh, mother!
00:27:32Help!
00:27:33Help!
00:27:34Help!
00:27:35Help!
00:27:36Help!
00:27:37Help!
00:27:38Help!
00:27:39Ah!
00:27:40Ah!
00:27:41Ah!
00:27:42Help!
00:27:43What's the matter?
00:27:44Oh, goody Q!
00:27:45Look, they're drowning!
00:27:46Help!
00:27:47Help!
00:27:48Help!
00:27:49Help!
00:27:50Yes, they'll shoot, too.
00:27:51Oh, goody.
00:27:52Help!
00:27:53Help!
00:27:58Save them!
00:28:01Come on, you couple of wolves.
00:28:02Save me!
00:28:03Save me!
00:28:04Help!
00:28:05Come on.
00:28:06Help!
00:28:07Help!
00:28:08Help!
00:28:12Well, what happened anyway?
00:28:13How dare you try to make a fool of me?
00:28:15Well...
00:28:16I...
00:28:17I plunged into the raging flood and saved him from a watery grave, did you?
00:28:21You made him laugh.
00:28:23Shall I hit him?
00:28:24No, he isn't worth it.
00:28:25Come on.
00:28:28I don't see what you've got to laugh at.
00:28:30Hey!
00:28:31You'd laugh at me!
00:28:32You'd laugh at me!
00:28:34Here, you!
00:28:35Hey!
00:28:36Come back here, will you?
00:28:37Here!
00:28:38Look!
00:28:39Hey!
00:28:40You!
00:28:41Here!
00:28:42Stop!
00:28:43You!
00:28:44Stop!
00:28:45Ernie!
00:28:46Hey!
00:28:47Ernie!
00:28:48Ernie!
00:28:49Ernie!
00:28:51Ernie!
00:28:56Oh, good work, Tom.
00:28:57Thanks.
00:28:58We'll have him up by midday tomorrow.
00:28:59You've got this fellow's permission, of course.
00:29:00Green?
00:29:01No, he won't worry us.
00:29:02Oh, but that picture's a serious library.
00:29:03He might have us for thousands.
00:29:04Oh, he's too simple.
00:29:05Well, I'm not taking any chances.
00:29:07You slip along to that staff dance and kid him into signing permission.
00:29:10Okay.
00:29:29Let's go.
00:29:30Let's go.
00:29:31Let's go.
00:29:32Good work, John.
00:29:33Let's go.
00:29:34Let's go.
00:29:35Ladies and gentlemen.
00:29:36Quiet, please.
00:29:37Quiet for Mr. Parker.
00:29:38Ladies and gentlemen, quiet please, quiet for Mr. Barker.
00:29:59I'm delighted to see so many happy faces at our summer staff ball.
00:30:04I'm also very gratified that so many of our staff have entered for the Echo Keep Fit competition.
00:30:12I can assure you that should one of our staff prove to be the eventual winner
00:30:17and be thereby elected leader of the local Keep Fit movement, his rapid promotion in the stores is assured.
00:30:28Mrs. Barker, I regret to say, is unable to be with us tonight.
00:30:32Now, on with the rebels. I hope that everyone will enjoy themselves as much as I intend to.
00:30:38We'll get him after this dance.
00:30:54Don't give up, George.
00:30:56Ah, Mr. Green. May I have a word with you? In private. Thank you.
00:31:01Mr. Green. It's about those photographs I took of you.
00:31:05Ah, except they were going in papers.
00:31:06Papers, good gracious, no. We want them for something much more important than that.
00:31:11Do you? Rather, our Keep Fit posters.
00:31:13They'll be on all the hoardings. You'll be the talk of the town.
00:31:17I must tell Miss Allen. When are they going up?
00:31:19Lunchtime tomorrow. Mr. Green, would you sign this permission, please?
00:31:23A mere formality, of course. I'm so sorry.
00:31:26I'll sign a little bit. That's right.
00:31:35Here, you'll be losing that if you're not careful.
00:31:38What I need is someone to look after me.
00:31:39Yes.
00:31:40Be careful of the job.
00:31:42Ladies and gentlemen, the next dance is a Paul Jones.
00:31:47Come on, this'll be fun.
00:31:48No, thanks. I don't like sharing my women.
00:31:50Come on, let's go and find somewhere to sit.
00:31:52Oh, all right. Have it your own way.
00:31:58It's a kiss.
00:31:59Oh, I'll see you later.
00:32:01We've a little business to talk over. Do you mind?
00:32:04Not at all. I'll go and dance.
00:32:08Why can't you leave me alone?
00:32:09We've just overheard a bit of dirt.
00:32:11We haven't cleared the cash tools today.
00:32:13What about nook in the sports department for a few quid?
00:32:15Don't suspect me right away.
00:32:16You'll keep it any of the others?
00:32:18Might do.
00:32:19Try the barbers next door.
00:32:20Yes, and get pinched by the night watchman.
00:32:21Not in your life.
00:32:22No, don't come up with us.
00:32:23I see Mr. Barker's over there.
00:32:24Should we give him the lowdown on Kent?
00:32:26I think it's the honest thing to do.
00:32:28Hey, wait a minute.
00:32:30Go on.
00:32:31Get to it.
00:32:35Where's Miss Allen? Where's Miss Allen?
00:32:37Dance of the Paul Jones. Why?
00:32:38I've got something I want to tell her.
00:32:43Miss Allen! Miss Allen!
00:32:45I want Miss Allen. Miss Allen!
00:33:00Excuse me. Miss Allen!
00:33:01Miss Allen!
00:33:02Ah!
00:33:11Ah!
00:33:15Miss Allen!
00:33:17Miss Allen!
00:33:18Dionues!
00:33:20Ricky just locked into cabinitting!
00:33:22You're to be
00:33:24a session of the person you know.
00:33:26Where are you?
00:33:28No.
00:33:29Miss Allen!
00:33:30Oh, I just moved now.
00:33:33What'll be that situation?
00:33:34Yes, what is it?
00:33:35My fiancss.
00:33:37Cheeky!
00:33:38Oh, my God.
00:34:08Easy as kiss your hand, wasn't it?
00:34:17That's yours.
00:34:18Hey, how do you do this blinking thing?
00:34:20Miss Allen, I've got something most important to tell you.
00:34:26I'm not interested.
00:34:34Finished your business yet?
00:34:36Quite, thanks.
00:34:37Oh, I knew you'd lose it.
00:34:42What's the matter?
00:34:47Nothing.
00:34:48Come on, let's dance.
00:34:50I've got a better idea.
00:34:52Did you tell her?
00:34:53No, she wouldn't listen.
00:34:55You mustn't give up like that, George.
00:34:57You'll never get anywhere.
00:34:58Yeah, but she won't talk to me.
00:34:59Make her.
00:35:00She's over there somewhere.
00:35:02Go on.
00:35:07Command is on.
00:35:09Yes, sir.
00:35:10Do you know Miss Allen?
00:35:11I'm a stranger here, sir.
00:35:13She went over there with Kim.
00:35:14Oh, thanks very much.
00:35:15Two and eight, sir.
00:35:16Eh?
00:35:17Ah, well, if you insist.
00:35:18Two and eight, sir.
00:35:19Well, have a, have a, have a, have a...
00:35:20Two and eight.
00:35:21Oh.
00:35:22Ah.
00:35:23Oh, oh, oh.
00:35:24Ah, oh, oh, oh.
00:35:28Eh, ladies, ladies first.
00:35:30Uh, uh, excuse me.
00:35:31Ladies first.
00:35:45Excuse me.
00:35:47I was looking for Miss Allen.
00:35:49Go away!
00:35:55Beg pardon, Mr Barker.
00:35:57Get out!
00:35:59Yes, sir.
00:36:00You know, there's no one around here to touch you.
00:36:02Yes, so they tell me.
00:36:04I mean it.
00:36:05I'd like to pick you up and put you in a pocket and run off with you.
00:36:08I see. Big strong man stuff, eh?
00:36:10Use both hands if you like.
00:36:12Right. Oh, I can't.
00:36:26Oh, Mother!
00:36:30Phew.
00:36:32Don't be a fool, Jo.
00:36:34It's you that's being a fool.
00:36:35Well, what about it anyway?
00:36:36You may think that's a good idea, but I prefer dancing.
00:36:44I'm looking for Miss Allen.
00:36:45Get out of my way.
00:36:46I will not. I'm looking for Miss Allen.
00:36:48Get out!
00:36:49Mother! Mother!
00:36:51What the blazes do you think you're doing?
00:36:57I'm looking for Miss Allen.
00:37:05Nothing unusual as far as I know, sir. Anything wrong?
00:37:07The council reports eight pounds missing from your till this morning.
00:37:10Mine?
00:37:11Did you lock up yourself yesterday?
00:37:12Yes, sir.
00:37:14No.
00:37:15I left Green in charge.
00:37:16Green?
00:37:17I'd better speak to you.
00:37:18Not a word about the story in my mind.
00:37:19Oh, no, sir.
00:37:20I understand that you were in charge yesterday, Green, before early closing.
00:37:23That's right, Mr. Barker.
00:37:24I want to shave quickly.
00:37:26Well, is no one going to attend to me?
00:37:28It's only Green, sir.
00:37:29Well, I'll see him later.
00:37:31This way, please, sir.
00:37:32Oh.
00:37:33Shave, quick.
00:37:34Thank you, sir.
00:37:35Very busy today, sir.
00:37:36Quite a lot of people about for this time of the year.
00:37:41Thank you, sir.
00:37:42Nice weather we're having, sir.
00:37:43Are we?
00:37:44There's a lot of nice weather to come, too.
00:37:45Is that?
00:37:46All next weeks never been touched yet.
00:37:47Well, what are you waiting for?
00:37:48Nothing, sir.
00:37:49Don't hold my head like that.
00:37:50Sorry, sir.
00:37:51Haven't I heard your voice before?
00:37:52I don't think so, sir.
00:37:53Have you ever heard your voice before?
00:37:54I don't think so, sir.
00:37:55How're you going, sir?
00:37:56Oh, hey.
00:37:57Oh, you're very nice.
00:37:58You're very nice,IL dear.
00:37:59Oh, your nice morning, sir.
00:38:00You're kind of good.
00:38:01You're very good to see them.
00:38:02How are you going, sir?
00:38:03We going.
00:38:04There's a lot of nice weather to come, too.
00:38:05All next weeks never been touched yet.
00:38:08Well, what are you waiting for?
00:38:09Nothing, sir.
00:38:10Don't hold my head like that.
00:38:11Sorry, sir.
00:38:12Haven't I heard your voice before?
00:38:13I don't think so, sir.
00:38:15Thanks.
00:38:19I seem to know your face too well I've waited a long time
00:38:28ever been on the river never nor in it
00:38:36yes a fellow stole my boat yesterday a fellow not unlike you don't tremble like that you make
00:38:44me feel quite nervous sorry sir now I come to think of it he had a deep voice like yours too
00:38:52really sir must be a coincidence thank you sir will you pay the cash test please
00:38:57what's that what's what that nothing mr. Kent I was just tidying up give it to me
00:39:03but it's nothing really give it to me
00:39:05come here
00:39:14you're the trumsiest barber I've ever met I'm a bit nervous today sir your face kept
00:39:21getting in the way of my razor oh miss Allen I've got something important sorry I'm going
00:39:26to lunch can't you wait for me not a very close shave close enough for me what I said that'll
00:39:35be one and three you pay at the desk
00:39:47where's green just gone it is the fellow it's been the man who works here yes then lead me to him
00:39:53get please
00:40:08hello hello Mac have a look at that you might learn something this is a stunt your gang in the
00:40:18sec couldn't think of in a lifetime that's what you think oh wait and see it completed
00:40:21oh
00:40:22oh
00:40:24hello hello green
00:40:29it's me yeah that's you
00:40:31will it cover all the lot oh all the lot
00:40:33yes everything thanks I'll wait a minute I'll just go and get miss Allen
00:40:37I'll look along I've an idea if I stick around here I shall be asked some very awkward questions
00:40:41let's move
00:40:43oh miss Allen will you come back with me I've got a surprise for you what another well if you'll
00:40:52come back well you you might be proud of me I don't want to be proud of you oh please come
00:40:57back please all right then come on
00:41:01nice of you to come miss Allen it's only just over here what is the surprise
00:41:06oh wait a minute
00:41:08now close your eyes and don't don't until I tell you
00:41:12nope
00:41:13can I open them now you might as well
00:41:21oh that's too bad never mind cheer up
00:41:26there he is
00:41:30how about this blazer where's my skiff
00:41:33oh it's easy enough to laugh when you're on top
00:41:37you're going to stand there and let him laugh at you like this
00:41:39well what can I do
00:41:41well if I were a man and anyone did that to me I'd
00:41:44well I'd do something
00:41:45juice your top
00:41:47look
00:41:49oh you would would you
00:41:56you'd feather my toe would you all right
00:41:58you can't do that sort of thing this is a civilized country
00:42:05well it was his own fault
00:42:06all right all right before man knocks out after man what a headline and what a bitch
00:42:10now don't all talk at once anyone see who we do first
00:42:14yes he did I never did anything
00:42:16oh so you did
00:42:18you can't go about knocking people's heads off in public thoroughfares
00:42:21who do you think you are
00:42:22well it was like this
00:42:23the man's a gangster
00:42:26who me
00:42:27here he is now you take my tip and come quietly
00:42:30but let me tell you all about it
00:42:31oh you tell that the majesty
00:42:32I've heard your table
00:42:35but how could he have put me out
00:42:39well look at him he couldn't have hit me
00:42:41I must have fainted
00:42:42well do you think I'd let him lay a finger on me
00:42:44well the whole thing's absurd
00:42:45what is the use of maintaining that the prisoner did not strike you
00:42:48after listening to the evidence of all these witnesses
00:42:50Mr. Joan Allen manicures
00:42:52Mr. Bennington of the Captain Gazette
00:42:54Sir August Marks
00:42:56Mr. Mackay
00:42:56Gazette reporter
00:42:57Mr. Miles Billposter
00:42:59Mr. Clark his assistant
00:43:01I'm going to raise your salary for this
00:43:03thank you sir
00:43:04all these witnesses have stated on oath
00:43:06that the prisoner dealt you a blow of such violence
00:43:08that you were practically lifted off your feet
00:43:10the prisoner is evidently a powerful man
00:43:13and I think you were very unwise to trifle with him
00:43:16me trifle with him
00:43:17silence please
00:43:18are you a professional fighter
00:43:21no your worship
00:43:23only answer the question please
00:43:25you evidently don't know your own strength
00:43:28what me
00:43:29because you are a man with apparently powerful physique
00:43:32you must not take it on yourself
00:43:34to punish others
00:43:35who are personally weaker than you are
00:43:37silence please
00:43:39that is why the law protects them from men like you
00:43:42that's pretty
00:43:46before man knocks out after man
00:43:48and knocks our whole campaign end ways
00:43:49how are you Wilson
00:43:50keep you fit
00:43:51I lunch in court
00:43:52well ten shillings or seven days
00:43:54I'll have the ten shillings
00:43:56that shrimp knock out the keep fit prize winner
00:44:05nice mess you've got me
00:44:06me
00:44:06wait till he comes out
00:44:07oh don't make a scene please
00:44:08besides before man might knock the after man out again
00:44:11it was a fluke I tell you
00:44:12are you sure of that
00:44:14am I sure
00:44:15great idea
00:44:16the boxing finals
00:44:17the heist part of the keep fit campaign
00:44:19well what about it
00:44:20well everybody be there
00:44:21challenge him and we'll make it the main bout of the evening
00:44:23well that suits me fine
00:44:25and in future try and control those haymakers
00:44:27yes but you're welcome
00:44:28constable
00:44:29all right sir I look after you
00:44:30thank you
00:44:31George
00:44:32what's happened to you all of a sudden
00:44:33your autograph sir
00:44:35quickly
00:44:35mr green
00:44:37I've entered the gazette
00:44:38yes but I want to talk to you
00:44:40here he comes
00:44:41now now there's a time and a place for everything
00:44:46yes that's quite right sir yes
00:44:48and what better place than publicly during the echo tournament
00:44:51what's that
00:44:52mr. Kent has issued a challenge for a return match
00:44:54what against me
00:44:56oh he's too yellow to fight
00:44:57oh no he's not
00:44:58then it's agreed
00:44:59we must have time to train
00:45:01he's got a clear fortnight
00:45:02then we accept
00:45:03good
00:45:03leave everything to me
00:45:05but I've got nothing to leave
00:45:07come on
00:45:07where are you going
00:45:10back to the store
00:45:11I'll come with you
00:45:11thanks but I'm going shopping first
00:45:13chief
00:45:16you're a genius
00:45:17that'll keep the gazette quiet I think
00:45:19do you hear that
00:45:21he can think
00:45:22good day Wilson
00:45:25be good
00:45:25keep fit
00:45:26to think you're a boxer
00:45:29and I never knew it
00:45:30a couple of hours every night
00:45:32for two weeks
00:45:33and we'll have you trained for the minute
00:45:34imagine it George
00:45:35sorry
00:45:36imagine it George
00:45:37the crowded arena with them all watching
00:45:39miss Allen and everyone
00:45:40the cheers when you climb into the ring
00:45:42you bow all round
00:45:43I say look out
00:45:44that's unlucky
00:45:45seconds out
00:45:46gone
00:45:46you lead with the left
00:45:47he counters with the right
00:45:49you duck
00:45:49they'd go an uppercut
00:45:50he's down
00:45:51one
00:45:52two
00:45:53three
00:45:54five
00:45:54five
00:45:55six
00:45:56and four's Ted
00:45:56he's out
00:45:57they're jumping into the ring
00:45:58they're holding up your hand
00:45:59miss Allen's the first
00:46:00think of it George
00:46:02gosh I envy you
00:46:03well you needn't
00:46:04there isn't going to be any fight
00:46:05what
00:46:05I never hit Kent
00:46:07he knocked himself out with a broom
00:46:08crikey
00:46:09why didn't you tell me before
00:46:10well you never give me the chance
00:46:12it's too late to back out now
00:46:14why don't you two go in another street
00:46:15and play
00:46:16what you going to do
00:46:17me I'm going to get out of town
00:46:18as fast as I can and disappear
00:46:19disappear?
00:46:20you can't do that
00:46:21can't I?
00:46:21you watch me
00:46:22whoa
00:46:23I intend to make an example of you Gil
00:46:30it would be a lesson to the other employees of the store
00:46:32you ignored Mr. Kent's orders
00:46:34regarding the blazer and the flannels
00:46:36you knew the penalty
00:46:37you've earned yourself to blame
00:46:38but it had nothing to do with Gil
00:46:39I took the things from him sir
00:46:41he shouldn't have permitted you to
00:46:42then he gave him the samples for the gymnasium sir
00:46:44that was my fault too
00:46:45no it wasn't sir
00:46:46yes it was
00:46:47why are you so anxious to take the blame for everything?
00:46:51well
00:46:51I'm giving notice anyway
00:46:53oh
00:46:53and why do you wish to resign so suddenly?
00:46:57I'd rather not say
00:46:58I suppose it had nothing to do with some money that was missing from the hairdressing till
00:47:03I never took any money out of the till
00:47:04I didn't say you did
00:47:05no but you meant it
00:47:07don't be impertinent
00:47:08if he'd take the blazer he'd take the money sir
00:47:10of course he would
00:47:10and now he wants to leave
00:47:12yes I think I understand
00:47:14for the sake of the good name of a store
00:47:16we'll consider the money as gone
00:47:18your resignation is accepted with pleasure Mr. Green
00:47:21and so is yours
00:47:22but Mr. Barker
00:47:24it had nothing to do with Ernie
00:47:26I took the things from him
00:47:27just to bully eh
00:47:28well you can't bully me
00:47:29but I tell you it had nothing to do with Ernie
00:47:31get out
00:47:32come on Ernie
00:47:34keep the change my dear
00:47:36oh thank you sir
00:47:37one and nine to take Molly
00:47:41one and nine help round
00:47:42have you heard about Mr. Green?
00:47:46yes I was there and saw it
00:47:47here what's this?
00:47:48oh sorry how on earth did that get him there?
00:47:51he's been fired
00:47:51Mr. Green?
00:47:53yes
00:47:53what for?
00:47:55only hinted at of course
00:47:56but it sounds pretty shady
00:47:57they say Mr. Kent caught him at it
00:47:59Mr. Kent?
00:48:04well that's all there is sir
00:48:08I'm afraid I've been in a lot of trouble
00:48:11oh no trouble at all sir
00:48:13here what's all this about Mr. Green?
00:48:16well he quit missing from the hairdressing till or something
00:48:18they think he took it?
00:48:19well why not?
00:48:20well he wouldn't have the nerve
00:48:21well how about the samples and the blazer and all that?
00:48:24take it from me Joan
00:48:25that little rat's a crook
00:48:26well who would have thought it?
00:48:29excuse me sir
00:48:29all right
00:48:31wait till I get him in the ring
00:48:33I'll give him all the punishment he deserves
00:48:34I've got three or four things I want to pay him out for
00:48:37I'll teach him to strut about
00:48:39just because he got in a lucky one when I wasn't looking
00:48:40remember the Paul Jones last night?
00:48:44what about it?
00:48:45oh I was looking for you
00:48:46where were you?
00:48:48I was talking business I expect
00:48:49what are you driving at?
00:48:51oh nothing
00:48:52have you anything suitable for a child of ten?
00:48:54certainly madam
00:48:55boy or a girl
00:48:56boy
00:48:57miss counsel please
00:48:58goodbye Miss Allen
00:48:59I've been sacked
00:49:00oh you two?
00:49:01oh that's too bad
00:49:02where's Mr. Green?
00:49:03I'm afraid he's leaving town
00:49:04what?
00:49:05he's packing up his things at his digs
00:49:06and going straight off on his bike
00:49:07oh but I must see him
00:49:08you'll have to hurry or he'll be gone
00:49:09well where does he live?
00:49:10I'll show you
00:49:10oh quick
00:49:11did you find these more crippled
00:49:13than the last one I showed you?
00:49:14they're rather more amusing than those wire ones
00:49:16ow
00:49:17I'm ever so sorry you're going Mr. Green
00:49:24thanks for all you've done
00:49:25oh well goodbye
00:49:26goodbye
00:49:26I want a word with you
00:49:45I'm in a hurry
00:49:45about the fight
00:49:46the fight itself
00:49:47please
00:49:48please
00:49:49please
00:49:50there he is
00:50:03where are you going?
00:50:05never you mind
00:50:06you're running away aren't you?
00:50:08well yes
00:50:08you mustn't
00:50:09they'll say it's true
00:50:10what so?
00:50:11that you're a thief
00:50:11who said he was a thief?
00:50:12he's a liar
00:50:13I know
00:50:14I found his coat buttoned in the till
00:50:15he stole that money
00:50:16then we've only to tell the police
00:50:17he'll be put in jug
00:50:18and you claim the fight
00:50:20no you mustn't do that early
00:50:21why not?
00:50:22well
00:50:22you like him don't you?
00:50:24well I used to think I did
00:50:25but after the way he treated me last night
00:50:27and the way he got you the sack
00:50:29for something you didn't do
00:50:30I
00:50:30you mean that?
00:50:31McHugh Green
00:50:31about the fight
00:50:32because it's ready to back you
00:50:34and Max is splendid trainer
00:50:35and we'll provide everything
00:50:36it's no good
00:50:37the fight's off
00:50:38oh no it's not
00:50:39the fight's on
00:50:40oh hey good
00:50:41back to me digs
00:50:42insult you would he?
00:50:44I'll train night and day
00:50:45and I'll knock Mr. Hector Kent
00:50:46into the middle of next week
00:50:47listen what's the idea
00:51:09the sparring partners I've provided
00:51:10having to practice to keep warm
00:51:11you call this training?
00:51:12well what's the use of training?
00:51:13I'm knocking cold in 10 seconds
00:51:15why wait for 10 seconds?
00:51:16don't you realize what this means to me?
00:51:18and watch this in the gazette
00:51:18about him training in private
00:51:19you ask me the gazette's backing him
00:51:21run away run away
00:51:22why don't you leave it to us?
00:51:24come on
00:51:24here's where we make some dough
00:51:28dough? spill
00:51:29well we know he's going to win
00:51:31well who said I wasn't?
00:51:33no one that's the trouble
00:51:34we can't get any odds
00:51:35well
00:51:35we've got to get green fancied
00:51:37enough for some of the mugs
00:51:38to back him
00:51:38supposing we send
00:51:39Packy and Fig
00:51:40over to spar with him
00:51:41and they let themselves
00:51:42get beaten up
00:51:43what for?
00:51:45the gazette will publish it
00:51:46the public will think
00:51:47he's a dark horse
00:51:47we get better odds
00:51:48and clean up a packet
00:51:49not bad
00:51:51over here
00:51:53can you trust him?
00:51:55no payment till afterwards
00:51:56and I'll be there watching
00:51:57come on
00:52:00come on George
00:52:01hit me
00:52:01hit me
00:52:02come on
00:52:02hit me
00:52:03oh I said hit me
00:52:05well I am hitting you
00:52:06no no no
00:52:08you're just tapping
00:52:09lamb into me
00:52:10hurt me
00:52:10go on George
00:52:11sock him
00:52:11he can take it
00:52:12alright you must for it
00:52:13no no harder
00:52:15I can't
00:52:17why not?
00:52:18well you're a pal of mine
00:52:19hear that?
00:52:19he won't hit me
00:52:20of course I'm a pal
00:52:20I've half killed some of my pals
00:52:22come on again
00:52:23no I don't want to
00:52:25what's the matter?
00:52:26you've knocked
00:52:26half the stuffing out of this punch bag
00:52:28knocked some stuffing out of me
00:52:29well that's different
00:52:31oh I give up
00:52:32come on
00:52:32we'll do some road work
00:52:33come on George
00:52:34this way
00:52:34out of here
00:52:35well
00:52:36must I do it today?
00:52:38yes
00:52:39we'll have a nice five mile run
00:52:41out as far as the gas works
00:52:42round by the nudist's camp
00:52:43back home by the pig and whistle
00:52:45yes but look I don't want to go out today
00:52:47the Gazette pays me to see you do your exercises
00:52:49well look can't I do it here
00:52:51Miss Allen's only just come
00:52:52I'll pretend I'm running like this
00:52:54hey
00:52:54alright
00:52:56just this once
00:52:57Miss Allen
00:52:59yeah
00:52:59will you watch me do my road work?
00:53:01just a minute
00:53:02we're going to get the tea
00:53:03don't be long
00:53:03keep it up George
00:53:04he certainly sticks to it
00:53:08I always thought he'd got guts
00:53:09I mean grit
00:53:10yes I think I always thought so too
00:53:12you know that's what makes him girt it like he does
00:53:13thinking that you believe in him
00:53:14oh what nonsense
00:53:15you do believe in him don't you?
00:53:17yes of course I do
00:53:18I wish you'd tell him you do
00:53:19oh how can I?
00:53:20why not?
00:53:21well he might think I was in love with him
00:53:23or something equally absurd
00:53:24and that would never do would it?
00:53:26no no no now I've got to the gas works
00:53:28no you haven't
00:53:29yes I have you come here and smell
00:53:31that's the peaks
00:53:32now all you've got to do is to go in and ask for the boss
00:53:37and offer your services
00:53:38suppose he don't want no sparring partners
00:53:40tell him he'll do it for nothing
00:53:41why don't you come in and talk about it?
00:53:43because they know me by sight fathead
00:53:45oh
00:53:45now when you get the gloves on take all he gives you
00:53:47and the first punch that's anything's right
00:53:49lay down and bellyache about how hard he hits you
00:53:51both of us?
00:53:52both of you
00:53:52and he's a couple of quid apiece
00:53:54and no funny business
00:53:56because I shall be watching
00:53:57do we come back to the trailing quarters afterwards?
00:54:00no that might look fishy
00:54:01stay away till after the fight
00:54:03now go on pop in
00:54:04and don't forget
00:54:05can I come home yet Mac?
00:54:09not yet
00:54:10I'm going round the nudist camp
00:54:12what's it like?
00:54:14can't see I got my eyes shut
00:54:15where do we go from here?
00:54:18big on whistle
00:54:18hey
00:54:19do you want any sparring partners?
00:54:24we're pros both of us
00:54:25go on you surprise me
00:54:26sorry we're fixed up
00:54:27here wait a minute
00:54:28are either of you a pair of George greens?
00:54:31never set eyes on him
00:54:32then you can start in right away
00:54:33you'll find all you want in the shed round behind
00:54:35thanks governor
00:54:36I'm at the pig and whistle now Mac
00:54:40can I give over?
00:54:45at the pig and whistle are you?
00:54:47I meant chalet
00:54:49come out of it
00:54:50what are you trying to get to?
00:54:51Australia
00:54:52what are you doing down there George?
00:54:54oh just taking a stroll
00:54:55I want to talk to you five
00:54:56hey
00:54:58you know
00:55:00I don't think that thing likes me
00:55:02you know you've got me worried
00:55:03why don't you go for Mac like he tells you
00:55:05hit him hard
00:55:06knock him out
00:55:07it'll give you confidence
00:55:08you know the will to win
00:55:09knock him off his feet
00:55:10what Mac?
00:55:11you want to hurt Hector don't you?
00:55:13I'd like to knock him block off
00:55:14you'll skip the habits
00:55:15once you've knocked a man out
00:55:16you'll feel like what you've got to be
00:55:18a conqueror
00:55:19do you think so?
00:55:21do you believe in mascots?
00:55:23I don't know
00:55:24well
00:55:24when I went to fetch Miss Allen today
00:55:26she was having a haircut
00:55:27I see
00:55:28and I bought a piece for you to put in your glove
00:55:30you know
00:55:31to bring you luck
00:55:32don't want to talk daft
00:55:34all ready boys
00:55:37half a minute while I tie it up
00:55:38well look
00:55:39promise me you won't tell Miss Allen
00:55:41because you know
00:55:42I feel daft as she found out
00:55:45look out she's coming
00:55:46hide it don't let us hear it
00:55:50hello finished
00:55:51it's very nice of you Miss Allen
00:55:53to come and watch me practice
00:55:55oh you're getting on marvellously
00:55:56thanks
00:55:57Miss Allen
00:55:58do you think if I won this fight
00:56:00yes
00:56:01would you
00:56:02I mean
00:56:03I've never walked with a girl properly
00:56:05and I was wondering
00:56:06if I really did
00:56:07you know
00:56:08you know
00:56:12I don't think that thing likes me
00:56:14George
00:56:14I think they're wanting you
00:56:17all right
00:56:17I'm coming
00:56:18toodaloo
00:56:19get your gloves on
00:56:21I've got some boys for you to spar with
00:56:23what where
00:56:24over there
00:56:24well
00:56:27who are they
00:56:29a couple of lads
00:56:30come to spar with you
00:56:31now they're no friends of yours
00:56:32so let's see something
00:56:34I don't think I feel so well
00:56:36oh don't be so silly
00:56:37take it easy a bit
00:56:38and when I say so
00:56:39down you go
00:56:40okay
00:56:41come on George
00:56:42this is George Griggan
00:56:45this is Spacky O'Duff
00:56:46very pleased to meet you
00:56:48hey don't start getting friendly
00:56:50come on George
00:56:54hit him George
00:56:54hit him
00:56:55use your right George
00:56:56he's no pun of yours
00:56:58George come on hit him
00:56:59George
00:57:01George
00:57:01here it is
00:57:02oh
00:57:03excuse me a minute
00:57:04yeah what's the idea
00:57:05well my gloves untied
00:57:07all right I'll do it up
00:57:08no no I'd rather let her
00:57:09here it is
00:57:11now you'll be able to knock him down
00:57:13like I told you
00:57:13think so
00:57:14of course you will
00:57:15and see how fine it'll make you feel
00:57:17well then
00:57:17leave your arms down
00:57:19stick your chin out
00:57:20and flop soon as he taps it
00:57:22okay
00:57:23now come on George
00:57:25now George hit him
00:57:27use it right George
00:57:28go on George
00:57:29hit him
00:57:30go on
00:57:30hit
00:57:31go on
00:57:32oh
00:57:33good
00:57:34that's better George
00:57:34that's better
00:57:35you were right Ernie
00:57:36see me knock him down
00:57:37there you are
00:57:37now knock him out
00:57:38knock him out
00:57:40me
00:57:40yes
00:57:41that's what he's come for
00:57:42besides he's no friend of yours is he
00:57:44no
00:57:44let him stick you down another couple of times
00:57:47then I'll do my stuff
00:57:48out him
00:57:50you can with your mascot
00:57:51put him out
00:57:52and you'll feel on top of the world
00:57:54will I
00:57:54all right I'll try that
00:57:56you watch this
00:57:57all right George
00:57:58fight on
00:57:59can I hit him
00:58:00yes
00:58:01come on get up
00:58:04oi
00:58:04get up
00:58:05you
00:58:07he's out
00:58:09eh
00:58:10he's out
00:58:11oh
00:58:12Ernie
00:58:13she would have done
00:58:14he's out
00:58:14out don't make me laugh
00:58:16what did I tell you
00:58:17all right
00:58:19George I never dreamt you could do that
00:58:22I could do anything with that in me gloves
00:58:23see the way he fell
00:58:24yes I did
00:58:25what's the idea
00:58:26nothing I can't do
00:58:27but it's my mascot
00:58:28my lucky charm
00:58:29look
00:58:29see
00:58:29get up get up I want to do it again I'm a killer and I didn't know it anybody could
00:58:34George George stop it you hear stop it
00:58:36you said I couldn't get out didn't you
00:58:38George what's the matter with you
00:58:42Ernie come here
00:58:43George
00:58:44hello there
00:58:45George
00:58:45George
00:58:46George
00:58:47George
00:58:48George
00:58:49George
00:58:50George
00:58:51thank you
00:58:53George
00:58:53George
00:58:54are you hurt
00:59:13never touch me
00:59:15you
00:59:33and
00:59:33and
00:59:33just
00:59:34I
00:59:35I
00:59:37I
00:59:37I
00:59:38I
00:59:39I
00:59:39I
00:59:40I
00:59:40One, two, three, four, three, two...
00:59:49Mind...
00:59:53Ha-ha-ha-ha...
00:59:55Keep yourself, will you?
00:59:56I hear tickling me.
00:59:58There we are. Train to the minute.
01:00:00I'm done.
01:00:00Done to a turn.
01:00:01Aren't he to be getting ready?
01:00:03Aye. What about me or the bandage?
01:00:04Keep calm. Keep calm. Here it is. You put it on.
01:00:07I'll go and see what's happening.
01:00:08Well, George, tonight's the night.
01:00:10Yes, I know, but...
01:00:10But where's Miss Allen?
01:00:12She'll be here a minute.
01:00:13Open your hand.
01:00:13Hey, hey, mind me mask off.
01:00:15I'm sorry.
01:00:16You tie it in there, then I know I've got it.
01:00:17Don't be silly.
01:00:18They'll find it when they examine your bandages
01:00:19and make you take it out.
01:00:21Will they?
01:00:21We'll put it inside your glove at the last moment.
01:00:24Well, don't forget it.
01:00:24No fear.
01:00:25Green's come on a lot in training.
01:00:27He's knocked out some pretty good men.
01:00:29Yes, people are putting their money on him, too.
01:00:31You're telling us?
01:00:32He's taken advantage of the training provided for him.
01:00:34What about the quarters we've supplied for you?
01:00:35All you've done is to drink, smoke and play cards in them.
01:00:38Stop moaning.
01:00:39Oh, what's come over you, Kent?
01:00:41What's that girl, Allen, of yours going to think?
01:00:43Who said she was my girl?
01:00:44Well, isn't she?
01:00:45Ah, cheshire la femme, eh?
01:00:47That sounds rude to me.
01:00:49Oh, what a headline.
01:00:50What a headline.
01:00:51Manicurist jilts after men
01:00:52and knocks echo campaign sky high.
01:00:55Who said she jilted me?
01:00:56Why isn't she here now?
01:00:57What are you trying to do, upset him?
01:00:59I tell you it's in the bag.
01:01:01Hop it.
01:01:01Come on.
01:01:02Here, put that out.
01:01:06Well, if it isn't, Miss Allen.
01:01:08Oh, delighted to meet you.
01:01:09On your way to wish Kent good luck?
01:01:11Oh, no, I'm going to see Mr. Green.
01:01:12Are you?
01:01:13Well, this is his dressing room.
01:01:14Yes, come right in.
01:01:16Here he is.
01:01:17She couldn't resist coming in to wish you luck.
01:01:18Hello, what's the idea?
01:01:19She's a little bit nervous, but we thought you wouldn't mind.
01:01:22Like to have supper with me after I've finished your moor?
01:01:24Great idea.
01:01:25Well, it's not going to be as easy as you think.
01:01:27He's got a punch like a mule.
01:01:29Who told you that?
01:01:30I've seen it.
01:01:31So that's where you've been every evening, in his training camp, eh?
01:01:33Well, what of it?
01:01:34Were you there when he took on those two sparring partners the Gazette
01:01:36made so much fuss about?
01:01:37I was.
01:01:39Then it may amuse you to know that they were paid to lie down.
01:01:42What's that?
01:01:42Yes, by us.
01:01:44Just to make the fight worth betting on.
01:01:45It was a put-up job.
01:01:46And did it work?
01:01:47That's the best bit of news I've heard in years.
01:01:49Just the sort of trick I might have expected from a lot of crooks.
01:01:52Crooks?
01:01:53You heard me.
01:01:54Evening, Kent.
01:01:55Good luck.
01:01:56And you'll need all you can get.
01:01:58So you thought he was a softie, huh?
01:02:00What?
01:02:00You mean he really did set about you?
01:02:02Well, look at this.
01:02:04Well, that's the best bit of news I've heard in years.
01:02:06I'll be sending you some flowers.
01:02:08Ah, so it's all in the bag, is it?
01:02:10Why didn't you come back and tell us?
01:02:12Well, he's not going to come and see you no more.
01:02:14He's got a lucky charm.
01:02:15Bit of air.
01:02:16When he gets that in his club, there's no holding him.
01:02:18Don't make me laugh.
01:02:19You'll wait to see him.
01:02:20You'll wait.
01:02:21The whole future of my paper depends on Kent winning.
01:02:23What about my future?
01:02:24Every penny I've got's backed on him.
01:02:26If you think I can't make that little squirt...
01:02:27Leave it to me.
01:02:28Hey, what's all the trouble?
01:02:29The whole campaign depends.
01:02:30You've got to understand.
01:02:31Don't stop pushing me about.
01:02:33What's all the panic?
01:02:34I'm taking no chances.
01:02:36It's an old gag, but it's a good one.
01:02:38What's the game?
01:02:39Well, we've got too much dough on this.
01:02:40So just in case, if things don't look healthy,
01:02:43we put a little pepper on your glove.
01:02:45You stuff it into his face,
01:02:46his eyes tired of water and he can't see.
01:02:48And when he goes to sneeze, zonk.
01:02:50That's an idea.
01:02:51Don't talk rot.
01:02:52Oh, you'll never know.
01:02:53It's that charm I'm scared of.
01:02:56What a bit of hair?
01:02:57That's good.
01:02:58I can't help it.
01:02:58I'm superstitious.
01:03:00Go and look at his bandages.
01:03:01Maybe you'll find it.
01:03:03Maybe I will.
01:03:05Did you know anybody think it was you
01:03:07that were doing the fight and you're so nervous?
01:03:09Well, aren't you?
01:03:10Me nervous?
01:03:11With that in there, I'll shock him on the kisser.
01:03:15Can I come in?
01:03:16Oh, yes, do.
01:03:17How are you feeling?
01:03:18Fine.
01:03:18Good.
01:03:19Look, I've bought you a present.
01:03:20A present for me?
01:03:21Yes, here it is.
01:03:21And I want you to wear it instead of that old one.
01:03:23Oh.
01:03:24There.
01:03:25Miss Sally, you shouldn't.
01:03:26It's to bring you luck.
01:03:28I don't know what to say.
01:03:29Oh, that's all right.
01:03:30Let's have a look at your bandages.
01:03:32All right.
01:03:34I wish you were going to watch.
01:03:35Oh, I couldn't, George.
01:03:36But I'll be listening in.
01:03:38All right.
01:03:39Come on, George, you're on.
01:03:40I'll be seeing you.
01:03:41Good luck, George, and don't forget that lift.
01:03:43And you're right, Doc.
01:03:44Give it to him as strong as you can.
01:03:45Come on, George.
01:03:46Look at those in the ring.
01:03:47Come on, George.
01:03:48Don't keep your party making.
01:03:49Come on.
01:03:49Good luck.
01:03:50Come on.
01:03:50This way, George.
01:03:52Hey, what's to do?
01:03:53There's nothing.
01:03:54Nothing.
01:03:55I'm just saving his legs.
01:03:57What?
01:03:58You mean he's the winner?
01:03:59Yes.
01:04:00Fancy you get carried back.
01:04:02Yes, yes.
01:04:03Don't worry, lads.
01:04:04I'm coming back on that.
01:04:05Come on.
01:04:06Come on, George.
01:04:07This way.
01:04:07That's the player that's going to do it.
01:04:16What do you think of you, man?
01:04:36You'll wait and see.
01:04:37Ladies and gentlemen.
01:04:49Ladies and gentlemen, the next item in the finals of the Keep Fit Boxing Tournament will
01:04:54be a special four-round contest, which carries with it the title of local leader of the Keep
01:05:01Fit Movement.
01:05:04In the right corner, we have Mr. Hector Clayton of the Beagle Stores.
01:05:13And in the blue corner, Mr. George Green, the Battling Barber.
01:05:19And the referee, Mr. Ben Carolla.
01:05:32Well, the place is packed here, and we're expecting a great fight.
01:05:35While Kent, of course, is recognized as a more experienced boxer, they say this green
01:05:39has a sensational right.
01:05:41Have you got my mascot?
01:05:42No.
01:05:43You've got it, haven't you?
01:05:44No, I left it on the table.
01:05:45Hey, go and get it.
01:05:46I can't fight without it.
01:05:49Go on, get in the ring.
01:05:52That man's escaped, he's gone.
01:06:02That's right, that's right.
01:06:03Keep after him.
01:06:03By Jove, he's certainly a game youngster, this green.
01:06:18Oh, he's taken another one.
01:06:19Right smack on the jaw.
01:06:21Go on, go on, get after him now.
01:06:27Oh, it's in the bag.
01:06:36Oh, it's in the bag.
01:06:36Three, six, four.
01:06:37Don't drop your guard.
01:06:41Keep him up.
01:06:42Keep him up.
01:06:48And he's doing it possible.
01:06:49He did.
01:06:55What have I been training for?
01:06:56Get down.
01:06:57Two.
01:06:57One.
01:06:58Two.
01:06:58One.
01:06:59One.
01:06:59One.
01:07:00One.
01:07:00Two.
01:07:02One.
01:07:03One.
01:07:04Two.
01:07:12Green's down to a terrific right.
01:07:15He's getting up again.
01:07:16What's the matter? He's not even trying to hit him.
01:07:18Well, how can he without his mask?
01:07:20His what?
01:07:21I promise you won't tell.
01:07:22Tell what?
01:07:23He had a lock of your hair to bring him luck.
01:07:25It's gone. He's no good without it.
01:07:26Oh, why didn't you say so before?
01:07:28I said.
01:07:29Here, give him this.
01:07:30Thanks.
01:07:31Good luck.
01:07:32Here, you keep your head. Watch your chance and clunk him with your right.
01:07:47It's no use, I can't. Where's Ernie?
01:07:49Never mind, never mind.
01:07:50I got it, George.
01:07:51Have you? Champion, now I can.
01:07:54That's lack of training, that is.
01:07:56Oh, don't worry, I'll get him in the next round.
01:07:58Second round.
01:07:59Second round.
01:08:18What's happening?
01:08:19When you go away.
01:08:20man, you go away.
01:08:28Oh, you're all right.
01:08:29Use your right, use your right.
01:08:30Come on, George.
01:08:35That a boy, George.
01:08:36Come on, I'm knocking them down.
01:08:38No, George.
01:08:42I don't know, after nothing.
01:08:50Good boy.
01:08:52Good boy.
01:08:53Green, four, five...
01:08:57Better get the captain.
01:08:58Yes, good.
01:08:59They're fighting toe-to-toe.
01:09:02Going at it hammer and tongs.
01:09:03It's amazing.
01:09:04Green's made a wonderful comeback.
01:09:17You're doing fine, George.
01:09:19Another round like that and you've got him.
01:09:29Don't do that, George.
01:09:30It's on your glove.
01:09:31Now rub it in his face.
01:09:33When he goes to sneeze, zonk.
01:09:35All right.
01:09:36Save your strength for the punch.
01:09:38That's right, George.
01:09:39Keep it going.
01:09:40Go on, George.
01:09:47Hector!
01:09:48Is he hit, honey?
01:09:49Yes, he's right.
01:09:57Something seems to have happened to Green.
01:09:59He's swinging wildly all over the place.
01:10:01Missing Kent by mind.
01:10:05Fish!
01:10:06Please listen.
01:10:07Why, now, why, now.
01:10:08Fish!
01:10:09Fish!
01:10:10What's the matter with him?
01:10:11I don't know if he sniffs some pepper or something.
01:10:17Get off the ropes!
01:10:18Get off the ropes!
01:10:24Oh, how beautiful!
01:10:25Green's gone clean over the ropes.
01:10:27Yes, it's all over by the shouting.
01:10:28No, no, no, it's not.
01:10:29He's coming back.
01:10:40He's got him!
01:10:49Green's up again.
01:10:50No, no, yes, yes, yes, he is.
01:10:54Hit him now!
01:10:55Now.
01:10:59He's done it!
01:11:00He's done it!
01:11:03He's out this time.
01:11:04No question about it.
01:11:05Oh, come on, George.
01:11:06Quickly.
01:11:07Yes, I'm afraid it's the end.
01:11:08What?
01:11:09Kent wins.
01:11:10Eight.
01:11:11Eight.
01:11:12Nine.
01:11:13What's the idea?
01:11:14Here, corner.
01:11:20Come on, George, come on.
01:11:21Come on, George.
01:11:22Come on, George.
01:11:23Put yourself together, George.
01:11:25All right.
01:11:26Here's Joe.
01:11:27George.
01:11:28George.
01:11:29Oh, can't you do anything?
01:11:30I'm afraid he's no good.
01:11:31I know.
01:11:32Kiss him.
01:11:33What, in front of all these people?
01:11:34He's gone.
01:11:40You?
01:11:41Yes.
01:11:42Oh, you shouldn't.
01:11:43But I like doing it.
01:11:44What?
01:11:45Yes.
01:11:46Whoopee!
01:11:47Poor Peppa, quick.
01:11:48Second's out.
01:11:49Fourth and last round.
01:11:50Look out, George.
01:11:51Get on his right glove.
01:12:06He's rubbed it off.
01:12:07He's rubbed it off.
01:12:24He's down.
01:12:37Use your right hook.
01:12:38I thought you said it was in the bag.
01:12:39Oh, go away.
01:12:40Yeah, but if you don't realize, I won't complain to pay.
01:12:42Oh, go away.
01:12:50Please.
01:12:56Come on, George, come on.
01:12:57Hit you, hit you.
01:13:05Oh, listen, go out.
01:13:06Oh.
01:13:12Can't you do anything?
01:13:13Go away.
01:13:14Don't you realize what's at stake?
01:13:16Yes, the campaign.
01:13:33Come on.
01:13:35What do you have?
01:13:38Eight, nine, out.
01:13:45Hey, George.
01:13:46I knew you would do it all to us.
01:13:52Well, my brother, will you come back to the store and be manager of the department?
01:13:57Well, manager of the department?
01:13:59Hey.
01:13:59Come on.
01:14:00Your stretcher's here.
01:14:01Hey, that's mine.
01:14:02Oh, James.
01:14:07Mr. Green, please.
01:14:10He made a great idea.
01:14:12Come on.
01:14:13Yes, you will, please.
01:14:14What?
01:14:14What?
01:14:14He, big.
01:14:15He's big.
01:14:15Man, no, we're all here we imagine.
01:14:17He's big.
01:14:18He's big.
01:14:18He's big.
01:14:19He's big.
01:14:20He's nice.
01:14:21He's quite, but he's right.
01:14:21We'll hear what's he say.
01:14:23We're a neighbor nation.
01:14:24And we've made ourselves away.
01:14:26He's big.
01:14:27He's big.
01:14:28He's big.
01:14:29He's probably afraid.
01:14:29He's big.
01:14:30He's big.
01:14:30He's big.
01:14:30He's big.