MJTV: Fester Gets a Mystery Package

Beasley Digital

4/17/2025

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00:01Ladies and gentlemen, the mystery package.

00:06Mystery.

00:07Mystery.

00:09Froggy, can I get you to get in on the action over here?

00:11Mystery?

00:12Yeah, thank you.

00:13It's great.

00:14All right.

00:15Fester, you didn't order anything from Amazon.

00:17I did not.

00:18I don't even have an Amazon account.

00:19My wife does all the ordering.

00:21Oh, my God.

00:22You don't know what that is?

00:24I have no idea what this package is.

00:25We go into the morning show office after the show,

00:27and there's this box on our desk.

00:29Don't open it.

00:32Don't touch it.

00:33Mystery package.

00:34I'm holding the box right now.

00:36Oh, my.

00:36You're dead.

00:37Well, dude, you're three feet away from me.

00:39I'm dead.

00:40I can't see you because you're blocked by monitors,

00:41but you're...

00:42You know what?

00:43The monitors might take the shrapnel.

00:45All right.

00:45So, folks, this is what's going on.

00:49I'm holding a box.

00:54Mystery box.

00:56Mystery box.

00:57Mystery.

00:59Mystery.

00:59All right.

01:00Now...

01:00We really beat the hell out of the word mystery around here.

01:02I'm a little relieved, or I'm not quite as on guard,

01:07and I try to be on guard.

01:09You know, being in this business,

01:10you never know what's going to come at you.

01:11But it is from Amazon.

01:14So, it does say Amazon 172 Trade Street, Lexington, Kentucky.

01:19There's a big Amazon fulfillment center there, obviously.

01:22It did come UPS ground, the 1Z343, blah, blah, blah.

01:27Then it has another sticker on here.

01:29It is addressed to Fester.

01:32And Fester, obviously, is not having packages delivered to Fester, typically.

01:37If you order it yourself, it's going to be to your real name, Dominic Siciliano.

01:40Right.

01:40This is addressed to Fester, here at the radio station.

01:45It arrived here, and I'm pretty confident that this is an Amazon package.

01:51So, as I shake the box, and the box is what?

01:54Probably about a foot.

01:57Yeah, 12 inches by 10 inches, maybe?

01:58Yeah, maybe 12 by 10 by maybe, you know, 3 inches thick on this box.

02:02All right, so, if I shake the box.

02:06It looks like a book box or something like that.

02:09Well, nothing, there is something floating around in the box, because you can hear it.

02:13But don't break it.

02:14All right, let us open the box.

02:15Hang on a minute.

02:16I didn't order anything.

02:18I didn't order anything.

02:18Fester didn't order this.

02:19So, the obvious deduction is that a listener sent this to the radio station.

02:25So, I am going to open up the cardboard.

02:35Okay.

02:36Oh, my God.

02:37All right.

02:37And, oh, there are wires sticking out.

02:41No, come on.

02:42No, I'm kidding.

02:42I'm joking.

02:44Is it ticking?

02:46There's a powder.

02:48Oh, Fester, look at this.

02:51What did they send me?

02:52It is a box of Stevia.

02:56Oh, God.

02:57Of course.

02:58It is a box, 140 packets of Splendid Naturals Stevia Zero Calorie Sweetener.

03:05Oh, let me see that.

03:07That's awesome.

03:08Whoever sent it, thank you.

03:09There you go.

03:10Look at that.

03:10All right.

03:11And the reason why somebody sent the Stevia is because, was it earlier this week that

03:16Fester revealed?

03:19I didn't reveal.

03:20I kind of got outed.

03:20Yeah, all right.

03:21Fester was outed.

03:22That whoever goes to a convenience store, Fester requires them to grab a whole handful of

03:30the artificial sweetener Stevia at, like, the coffee supply.

03:34If you go to Wawa, you go to 7-Eleven, where they have all the coffee set up.

03:39Fester asked Coop, our producer, to grab handfuls of artificial sweetener.

03:45And Fester's got hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of packets.

03:48And Coop was asked to rip stuff off.

03:51I have a big problem with this.

03:52The word require is not the right word.

03:54I politely ask my friends, hey, if you're going to go to a convenience store or one of

03:57these coffee places, just pocket me, like, 50 or 60 Stevia packets.

04:01For what?

04:01Steal Stevia.

04:02For what?

04:02Because we don't have it here in the office.

04:04All we have here is that pink stuff, and I don't like that, so I want to keep it in the

04:07office.

04:07You don't need to stockpile that much.

04:09Not anymore, thanks to this listener.

04:12A listener clearly, excuse me, a listener clearly sent Fester a box of Stevia so people

04:17don't need to steal it for him.

04:19Unbelievable.

04:21This 140 packets, this will save Wawa for about a week of MeTV.

MJTV: Fester Gets a Mystery Package

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