Peep Show: Banned From The Buffet

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who was banned from an all-you-can-eat buffet in China after eating an insane amount of food that was putting the place out of business.

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00:00all right we've heard of something like this happening before and it seems to be

00:10it's the asian restaurants that are real sticklers about it a guy has been banned

00:15from an all-you-can-eat barbecue buffet in china for eating too much well well they hate that they

00:22do hate it we've heard it happening here at all you can eat chinese food buffets in north america

00:28yeah but this is actually in china there was a place in china remember it was like open for like

00:33one day because they were selling some kind of all-you-can-eat thing and they realized that's

00:39right they had to close it down like they're not afraid of publicly shaming no no no at a chinese

00:44restaurant like they're not afraid of it no they'll call you fat they'll tell you to leave

00:51they'll put signs up yeah don't let this man in he's a big a fat ass yeah they always have like

00:58signs they do didn't they put a picture of one of our listeners up i thought so that sounds familiar

01:03too it was a photo i didn't know it was a listener but someone who called into the show when we talked

01:09about this a long time ago anyways in this story this guy known as mr kang said he was banned from

01:13the hendai seafood barbecue buffet in changsha city he ate a couple of pounds of pork trotters

01:22that's tough during one visit what's a pork trotter i don't know but i mean is it a foot

01:27oh god is that a foot it's that is a foot what part of it it's the trot part so you trot on your

01:37feet it's a pig foot oh yeah the foot of a pig so he ate like a couple of pounds of pig's feet

01:44yeah and then in his next visit he ate several pounds of prawns that's it get up

01:52get up when you have your public real shame you're a giant fat ass get out he say uh or

02:05you can't out we will remove you also a bunch of guys 16 dudes from the back come out with

02:17they've got their little cleavers mr kang uh just did an interview on local tv claiming the restaurant

02:24is discriminatory against people who can eat a lot he said i can eat a lot is that my fault

02:30they said all you can eat it is your fault but

02:34i mean it is your fault when you can eat a lot right it comes down to you it is your fault but

02:42it's their fault for saying all you all you can eat the restaurant owner spoke to the news as well

02:47saying mr kang was going to put him out of business yes if he let him keep shoveling stuff

02:52into his face he said every time he comes here i lose money even when he drinks milk he drinks 20

02:58bottles he usually eats pigs feet he consumes a whole tray of them for the shrimp usually people

03:05use tongs to pick him up he takes the whole tray yeah this guy's special i'd love to see him

03:11and listen again i have a hard time not siding with them you're just taking advantage of me right

03:20how do you think possibly i can earn a living if you're gonna sit here and eat plates and plates of

03:24chicken for seven bucks it's just weird because it's like you did say all you can eat right i

03:31know like i'm torn because you shouldn't be the person that's gonna put a place out of business with

03:36your fat ass exactly but then you also but you also said like you're getting business because you

03:42say that exactly like you're getting business you didn't crunch the numbers is that the fat ass's

03:48fault right wow someone said at the chinese buffet near us if you don't eat everything on your plate

03:54you pay extra that's a lot of stuff a couple crumbs paid a piper

04:03someone said there was an asian place that my dad would go to a myrtle beach and sometimes they'd have

04:11king crab well they would make him eat a salad and some potatoes before they'd give him any crap that's

04:17funny eat hurry yeah potato the most filling thing one more potato you only have to eat a one

04:24roof of a bread daddy and have it all you want my boyfriend and i went to the golden corral ones

04:32and we watched this big woman take the entire ham from the meat station yeah

04:38oh ham let's cut to the chase they just dropped the ham that's the ham that they carve for you

04:46yeah come on you have to be banned yeah pick up the skewer slide it down onto the plate

04:54that'll be enough fresh ham bring out a new ham

04:59oh my god i they must have been in awe yeah like in shock i feel like at golden corral though they

05:09see stuff like that a lot i bet yeah they have cattle prods probably they're like ah no don't take

05:14the whole ham i think i think they just scooped the whole ham on her plate like it was nothing

05:19i got another ham another person eat a whole ham like it didn't it didn't even phase them

05:25they call it a corral yeah corral your food yeah no it's the corraling the people oh yeah yeah the herd

05:32um first time in my life i've ever seen this someone said at a golden corral

05:38i saw someone who needed three chairs to sit at the table

05:41i'd like to take a seat i'd like to take another seat

05:53nail three chairs together don't i like already i'm pushing max density uh for what i would enjoy

06:05but man for me to have to line up three chairs you gotta be like that's enough and sit down

06:13i gotta re-evaluate myself a hundred percent

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