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MJTV: Morons in the News - Officer Discovers Meth After Helping a Woman Unlock Her Car

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00:00And look, I'm not trying to give any drug usage tips here

00:03because I'm as anti-drug as it gets.

00:05It does kind of sound that way.

00:06But call Pop-A-Lock.

00:10Call those guys.

00:15So a Topeka, Kansas woman locked herself out of her car.

00:22A deputy was called to help her.

00:26Well, that's when the deputy found all the meth inside her car.

00:29She left something really important in there.

00:31Whoopsies.

00:32Yeah, the Jackson County Sheriff's Office says that the Topeka woman has been jailed.

00:38The sheriff's office said a deputy stopped to help a driver

00:41who had been locked out of her 2008 Ford Fusion.

00:45That's a sporty model.

00:46But when the deputies helped her get into the car,

00:50they found the illicit drugs.

00:52They found meth inside the vehicle.

00:55The driver and the owner of the vehicle,

00:58Tanya Lila Rogers of Topeka,

01:01arrested, possession of methamphetamine,

01:03possession of a hallucinogenic drug,

01:06and possession of drug paraphernalia.

01:09Jeez.

01:09All right.

01:10So one of those little magnetic hide-a-keys

01:12should be standard equipment for all traveling meth dealers.

01:16Or, or, or.

01:16Well, we don't know if it's a meth dealer.

01:18Or meth carriers.

01:19Well, well, meth user.

01:21Yeah.

01:21At this point, we don't think she's trafficking.

01:23We don't think she's selling meth.

01:24This was her personal.

01:25She was getting high on her personal supply here.

01:27All right.

01:27But, no, what this means.

01:29No, no, no.

01:30Forget about.

01:31Well, listen.

01:32One of those hide-a-keys.

01:33Okay, fine.

01:34The people still do that.

01:35My grandfather, my uncle,

01:37they all have those hide-a-keys

01:39underneath the fender of their car.

01:41Dude, I have three of them on my Lincoln.

01:42No, you do.

01:43Yes, I do.

01:45You got it in those magnetic boxes, right?

01:47I'm not going to tell you where they are.

01:48Well, the old hide-a-keys,

01:50and when you hit bumps,

01:51don't those things fall out sometimes?

01:54No.

01:54They're strong.

01:55They're almost unmovable.

01:57You really have to pry them off.

01:59Here's the deal.

02:01If you have illegal drugs in your car,

02:06you don't call the cops,

02:08or if a cop goes to help you,

02:09you wave them off.

02:11And look, I'm not trying to give any drug usage tips here,

02:13because I'm as anti-drug as it gets.

02:16It does kind of sound that way.

02:17All right, but call Pop-A-Lock.

02:20Call those guys.

02:23You know, if you've got drugs in your car,

02:25while I don't condone drugs at all,

02:28I'm as anti-drug as it gets,

02:30you probably don't want a cop

02:32helping you get into your car

02:34if you've got meth,

02:36other hallucinogenic drugs,

02:38and a meth pipe in your car.

02:41I don't think the Pop-A-Lock guy

02:43is going to pop some handcuffs on you

02:45when he opens up your door

02:46and you've got some rock inside.

02:48You know, sacrifice the window.

02:50For 40 bucks,

02:51you just give the Pop-A-Lock guy a break.

02:55All right, so Kansas City, Missouri.

02:57Were you saying Kansas,

02:58or you said Topeka?

02:59Topeka.

03:00This was Topeka, Kansas.

03:01All right, just for the record,

03:02there is not a Pop-A-Lock franchise in Topeka.

03:05Oh, wow.

03:05Yes, Kansas City, Missouri.

03:07Kansas City, Kansas is the closest Pop-A-Lock.

03:09Wow, so no...

03:11How about Hank's Pop-A-Lock?

03:12Is that...

03:13Or Hank's Lockout Service, maybe?

03:16Hank's is available.

03:17I just saw this woman, her mugshot,

03:19and I was like,

03:19what's this woman still doing meth at 68 years old?

03:22But she's only 46.

03:24Oh.

03:25Yeah, but she looks like she's 68.

03:27Yeah, that's nice.

03:28Good for her.

03:29Oh, my God.

03:31Well, listen,

03:32we've talked about over the years

03:33the faces of meth.

03:35Oh, yeah, that's great.

03:35Isn't that a deterrent?

03:37There was that one woman

03:38that they had all of her mugshots,

03:41and it was called the faces of meth.

03:44She's like the most famous meth face out there.

03:47It was a timeline.

03:48It was like a museum exhibit

03:51of what she looked like

03:53at her first arrest for meth,

03:55and then there were like,

03:56I don't know,

03:56a dozen or 20 different mugshots

03:58in progression over the years,

04:01and my God,

04:02she was like a haggard-looking,

04:05like witchy.

04:07I mean, it was just awful.

04:08Tales from the Crypt

04:09is what she sort of looked like

04:10by the end of it.

04:11Absolutely.

MJTV: Morons in the News - Officer Discovers Meth After Helping a Woman Unlock Her Car

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