Firecracker Frank

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a crazy scenario that took place at an Oregon U-Haul. Two men were caught committing crimes, at the same time, one involving a firework and the other stealing gas.

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00:00a man and a woman were arguing in a u-haul parking lot in eugene oregon yeah the guy

00:11pulls out a firework lights it throws it at the woman okay she ducked she got out of the way

00:21and the guy left the lot here's what he didn't know there was another guy hiding in that same u-haul

00:31lot at the same time he was underneath one of the other u-haul trucks stealing gas

00:37oh no sparks from the firework yeah flew near the gas

00:44and four u-haul trucks burst into flames who throws a firework the green goblin is the only

00:54other person i know that uses weaponry like that yeah the green goblin from spider-man

00:59you're right i don't i've never encountered anyone who threw a firework as a weapon

01:04who does that i don't know who's just carrying around fireworks

01:12and then you just step to the side and it's just like poof

01:22some guy emerges with a flaming arm like spider-man and the fantastic four oh man

01:29yeah oh there's the human torch over there you're gonna argue with me at this u-haul i got something

01:37for you right here

01:38yes

01:43how big a firework can you carry around

01:51yeah like what that's on your person

01:53you'll ruin the day you crossed me in these snakes

01:57i love the idea of it being like a box of them

02:02where he's like you gotta set it set it all up

02:09yeah

02:11you'll never catch me with this smoke bomb

02:15those are too impressive you gotta find like backyard fireworks

02:25you gotta find like backyard

02:27professional

02:28yeah

02:29i know man

02:31that sounds too much

02:33yeah the u-haul is mine

02:36the u-haul is mine

02:38the u-haul is mine

02:40my plan

02:43if anybody crossed me i said it

02:46and i'm just trying to i'm trying to get gas for the apocalypse

02:50and you blow me right to kingdom come

02:54who are you where'd you come from

02:57i'm chuck the gas thief

02:59chuck the gas

03:01i just i'm on fire for god's sake

03:04yes you are

03:05why are you drawing fireworks

03:07i have no quarrel with you

03:08it's with this woman that i threw a firework at

03:13what

03:15why would you do that

03:17yeah she crossed me at the u-haul

03:19i'm trying to steal gas

03:20i'm trying to do crime too

03:22i'm covered in gas

03:23why do you laugh like that

03:27that's why we laugh

03:28i throw bombs and say ha ha ha ha

03:31you throw bombs

03:33think about it

03:34they're firecrackers

03:35i can't make real bombs

03:37no

03:38something i'm very insecure about

03:40oh my goodness

03:44you have to that's how you laugh

03:47yeah it is

03:48i would think that

03:49that's a thrill firecracker at your face

03:51i would think that it would be i feel like they're homemade

03:54i'm chuck the gas thief

03:56yeah

03:57who are you

03:58i'm firecracker frank

04:01firecracker frank

04:02firecracker frank

04:04firecracker frank

04:06look out

04:07i hear firecracker frank is in the u-haul

04:10i'm here

04:11i need to move some things

04:13it'll be interesting when fireworks become a weapon again

04:18you know

04:19like they're just for entertainment right now

04:21you defend them marauders

04:22you defend them marauders

04:23as the apocalypse

04:25advance

04:26advances

04:27fireworks will be a weapon

04:29you will launch them

04:31here they come

04:32won't wait till you see the whites of their eyes

04:34ssss

04:36all right now

04:37throw the cherry bombs

04:38ch ch ch cherry bomb

04:41you're so stupid

04:45sparklers now

04:47spell your name

04:50i'll burn you

04:54oh my sweet god

04:56try and take my fireworks

04:57that's like your evil villain music

04:59yes

05:02i'm sparkler pete

05:04what are you gonna do

05:05i don't know

05:06i'll show you

05:07how about a little of this

05:08hehehehehe

05:09jesus

05:13yeah that's a big one

05:14i had to go out of state for that one

05:18oh my god

05:19i got this one in texas

05:21haha

05:22oh it's done

05:23oh no

05:24nope

05:25okay

05:26watch your fingers

05:27watch your fingers

05:29they're just little explosions

05:30they're just little explosions

05:32watch your fingers

05:33AHHHH I'M ON FIRE

05:34yeah you're a gas thief man

05:36yeah

05:37stop throwing those

05:39they're gonna go for a while

05:41how long are these gonna go for

05:43it was a huge box

05:44i bought it in one of those weird tents

05:46outside a grocery store

05:48they're just set up out of nowhere

05:49that's the story of

05:50firecracker frank

05:51firecracker frank

05:53firecracker frank

05:55oh god run everybody

05:57look out

05:58i'm coming in gasoline

05:59no you haul is safe

06:01haha

06:02you just they burned down all our you hauls

06:04i did

06:05that's what i do

06:06you'll never get safe

06:08i love the idea of a real long wick

06:13yeah you gotta have a baby

06:15i'm safe

06:16i'm

06:17you're holding it a long time

06:19what are you gonna do with that

06:20what are you gonna do with that

06:22oh

06:24such a long wick

06:27hey help

06:28my shoes

06:29dance

06:30my shoes

06:31my beautiful shoes

06:33hand

06:34changes

06:35how

06:36you

06:37your

06:39building

06:41isiej

06:42your

06:43body

06:58and

06:59life

07:00move

07:01in

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