The Chopstick Challenge

Beasley Digital

The show watches as James tries to break chopsticks with his butt cheeks when he takes on the Chopstick Challenge.

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00:00James are you up for the chopstick challenge today if we can do it with 10 chopsticks is

00:10all I was able to manage yourself with us I don't know Lisa I like to live on the edge

00:15sometimes oh wow risk taker oh my god I wasn't sure if we were joking or if we were serious

00:21yesterday I was like I thought we were serious and then later I was thinking about I'm like

00:25we were kidding we were probably joking well I'll tell you if I found out it was a joke

00:28today I'd be real pissed you have no idea what kind of adventure I went on to try to find chopsticks

00:31yeah where do you find chopsticks well you think you'd go to the Asian market right yeah okay they

00:37have chopsticks I'll let you and Jason prepare and then we'll come to you in a little bit are you

00:42ready to roll all I gotta do is drop my shorts and yeah he's okay okay drop them pants drop them

00:48pants so yesterday we talked about this Asian politician who said that if he uh he made a

00:54bet that if a certain amount of votes weren't cast he would break chopsticks with his ass cheeks

00:59god I hope that these chopsticks that James got are not too strong super strong because you know

01:07they can make some really fancy ones that are seemingly I do not want him to pierce a butt cheek

01:12yeah don't hurt yourself I do not want any I don't want any butt blood happening yeah you have

01:17to stop the bleeding no no Chuck I don't know if this is a good idea you know what you listen but James

01:23I asked James if he thought he could do that just because he likes to wear thongs a lot as well and James

01:27like absolutely like didn't hesitate said a hundred percent he'd be able to do it did you practice at all I did

01:33not practice because I only had 10 chopsticks yeah you know what kind of crazy idea Dave had if he's

01:38going to want me to try to bust like 50 chopsticks with one cheek or yeah whatever idea he had planned

01:43because the only chopsticks I could find were the very expensive very nice whittle out of wood or made

01:47out of metal chopsticks and you can't use those I'm not I'm not gonna be able to do that right I'm not

01:52making any money doing this so I'm I'm gonna put my butt cheeks on the line exactly yeah a chopstick break

01:57uh-huh yeah so then I had to go to the local grocery store and visited the little sushi section

02:02grab a handful of uh chopsticks oh I see I see yeah I felt guilty because you have to get some

02:09sushi the the sushi man's like right there looking you right in the eyes right yeah like if I grab

02:16more than one he's gonna be pissed and he's gonna come after me with a giant butcher knife cleaver yeah

02:21they always have that is their go-to weapon I threaded I've got a chopstick ready oh you've already

02:28got it it's threaded it in so it's just to so describe how it's threaded Chuck because I can't

02:33really see here I still I'm just gonna go on record saying I'm hesitant about this thank you for

02:40thank you for voicing your hesitation voicing your hesitation I'm having issues and then James blows

02:45the butt out so James has a I would uh describe it as a lovely patriotic patriotic thong okay and he

02:55has threaded the chopstick under the thong but uh in front of his glutes which are powerful using the

03:04same technique is that don't stop the party party guy exactly I can't say his name so he's gonna try

03:10and break this all right so um can you can't tell if he's gonna put the microphone down to your ass so

03:15we can hear the sound of it snapping okay okay so on the count of three let's see if James can break

03:21a chopstick with the power of his butt cheeks three two one oh wow surprisingly it did not break oh we

03:31have no breakage yet okay again three two one

03:34no don't don't hurt yourself now he's gonna rip my thong

03:43he's got some kind of a magic thong there's no way

03:51he's got a magic thong wait a second he's got a magic thong he has everything he is this guy's

04:01incredible yeah he is incredible James you had like not a doubt in your mind that you could do this

04:07hold on I'm gonna hold the back and the front believe you can do okay three two one

04:14I don't know you guys have no idea a how embarrassed I am that I just did not break a single chopstick

04:34and B I think my bottle might have just got put on the peep show cameras

04:41poor Jason I got a glimpse of my own brown eye

04:46you got a glimpse of your own brown eye yes oh my god I think I got it right in the perfect spot

04:54oh okay we're gonna get this one be careful guys yeah yeah we can't see it we can't see it

04:58honestly I can't see a thing I'm just going by listening I'm going by here we go three two one

05:04believe oh it's oh it's poking me in the tank hold on I gotta go I gotta go to the bathroom

05:15oh my god he's not good he's not good I think he did hurt himself you think he stabbed his tank

05:22those things splinter pretty crazy they're usually made out of a real splintery wood

05:27did you see his feet oh my god I think it's real

05:29I told you

05:30Lisa is on record

05:33Lisa is on record

05:35oh there's some

05:35sorry sorry

05:36oh are you okay

05:37what did it look like

05:38what happened

05:39those are sharp when they break

05:41oh that's what we said

05:42like it doesn't even look like it would hurt

05:44but that such a sensitive spot right in the tank

05:47did it puncture you at all

05:48I got scared

05:49no no I didn't get punctured but I just got worried that my nuts were out but no they're they're put away

05:53oh is that why you ran away

05:54you ran out in the hole

05:55I don't want a bloody taint you know

05:58yeah I guess

05:59I didn't sign up for that

06:00no who has

06:01I'm out of breath I ran like two feet to the bathroom

06:03did you wear funny socks

06:04absolutely Lisa hold on I'll come in there and show you guys

06:07yeah come in show Lisa your socks

06:09still in the thong

06:10yeah oh yeah

06:11is he okay

06:11I don't know

06:12it'll be a lot of ass

06:13he's probably putting some pants on

06:15oh no he isn't

06:15oh those are good socks

06:18sushi

06:18sushi socks

06:19okay there we go

06:21yeah

06:21break one

06:23yeah break one

06:24oh my god

06:25he's gonna break one in front of us

06:26break it

06:27oh I don't know

06:27I don't want to see you

06:28this is a real risk

06:29games don't get your ass blood on me

06:31you're gonna get splintered

06:31I don't want to get your ass

06:33go go

06:33no

06:36oh god oh my god

06:38oh my god

06:39I definitely saw the meal

06:41too much James

06:42too much James

06:44I definitely

06:45I'm gonna practice that more

06:46I definitely saw your meal

06:47I think so too

06:48I think so too

06:49I think so too

06:50wait stop

06:50you probably did

06:51because I felt a bit of a breeze

06:52go right through there

06:54it moved over to the left

06:55everyone calm down

06:57I can't

06:59I just want James to know

07:00I did not see anything

07:01so that we can continue

07:02to work together

07:03I'm trying to be embarrassed

07:05if you don't at least

07:06I turned away

07:07I didn't see anything

07:07oh man

07:08James definitely moved to the left

07:10I felt the breeze

07:12that's why I threw my hand back there

07:13and ran out

07:14oh man

07:14Andy did you see anything

07:17no I really didn't

07:18Andy can't even speak right now

07:21I'm sorry

07:22he's holding himself

07:23in his speech

07:23that's awesome

07:26well unfortunately

07:27you did break one

07:28but you do not have

07:30the butt power

07:31of this Asian fella

07:32you'll have to work on that

07:33to get your party

07:34I feel like I've

07:35shamed my country

07:36he made it look so easy

07:38well there you go

07:39a valiant effort James

07:41but not quite the butt strength

07:43at least he got that one

07:44at least he got that one

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