Raided by SWAT

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a poor old lady who was at home, minding her own business, when the SWAT team mistakenly raided her house, looking for a fugitive!

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00:00It sucks to be old

00:07So you're a 76 year old lady

00:12Yeah

00:13You're just sitting at home on a summer day

00:16In Dallas

00:17Staying inside to beat the heat

00:20Yeah

00:21When all of a sudden

00:23The SWAT team

00:26Drives an armored car

00:27Get down on the ground

00:29And throws tear grass and grenades

00:33Through your windows

00:34Oh my god

00:37Flashbangs

00:40And blow up your doors

00:44My house is different

00:47My door decor

00:49She knows she's got some great door decor

00:53My crochet work

00:54She was actually getting ready to sell her house

00:59Oh that's hard to sell now

01:01It was under contract

01:03Scheduled to close just days

01:06No

01:07After the assault took place

01:09However due to the extensive damage left by the SWAT team

01:13The buyer backed out

01:15Well yeah

01:15You get that phone call

01:17You can't buy your

01:18Your house just got

01:19You know

01:19It's gone

01:20It's blown up

01:21So the doors are gone

01:22I don't know if you really want to go through with this

01:26I want to let you know

01:27I was

01:28Playing some bridge today

01:30The SWAT team destroyed my whole house

01:34That was crazy

01:35I've got

01:38It's cool

01:39The house is fine

01:39It's got no fence

01:41It's got no doors

01:42A giant hole in it

01:44Grenades went off inside

01:46Yeah I think we're going to back out of it

01:47Was she just sitting in there

01:49Did she know that they were outside

01:50Did she call someone and say

01:52Hey he's not

01:53He's not in here

01:54She probably didn't know what was up

01:56She didn't know all this was going on

01:57She was probably doing crosswords

01:58And drinking sweet tea

02:00And drinking some sweet tea

02:01That's it

02:02She didn't hear the tank

02:04Yeah

02:05What was that?

02:06You know how

02:06Her hearing's probably not great

02:07You know how loud her TV was?

02:09Right

02:09She didn't hear anything

02:11So now she's suing the city

02:14To try and get

02:15Some of the expenses covered

02:17For her house being destroyed

02:19Because a non-76 year old

02:20Like us

02:21We would call and say

02:23Yeah

02:24The guy's not in here

02:26It's just me in here

02:27Right

02:27Maybe he's in the back

02:29If y'all could not

02:31Call off the SWAT team

02:33That'd be great

02:34I'm an old woman

02:36Just

02:36No one's here

02:38Just me

02:38Do you want to come in?

02:40Yeah

02:41Come in

02:42You know

02:43There's no door anymore

02:44Come on in

02:45Give me some baked goods

02:46Or something

02:47Yeah

02:48You want a sweet tea

02:49And a biscuit?

02:50I just can't imagine

02:51My grandmother sitting on a couch

02:53And then all hell breaks loose

02:55Exactly

02:55You're lucky

02:56They don't expire right there

02:57Right?

02:58Yeah

02:58They don't have a massive heart attack

02:59Yeah

03:00I agree

03:00That's insane

03:01A SWAT team

03:02Can you imagine the sound?

03:03First of all

03:03That SWAT vehicle

03:04Pounding through the house

03:06And then the doors blowing up

03:07Yeah

03:08And tear gas

03:09And flash bangs

03:10And smoke grenades

03:12What does she call

03:13Like a family member

03:14And was like

03:14I think there's a SWAT team

03:16And they thought

03:17She's just cuckoo

03:18You know

03:19Grandma's losing it

03:20Oh grandma

03:21Grandma thinks there's a SWAT team

03:23In the house

03:23Your mother's on the phone again

03:25She thinks a SWAT team

03:26Just broke into your place

03:27She's probably watching the TV again

03:29We're watching Bold and Beautiful

03:32And then next thing I know

03:34It's like Call of Duty in there

03:35Probably a Call of Duty commercial

03:39She saw on TV

03:40You just can't imagine how loud it would be

03:46Oh

03:47Hello

03:48Louder than that

03:50Who is that?

03:53I hear explosions in the distance

03:55Oh my god

03:56Mortar fire

03:57I have antique thermometers in there

04:00I have antique thermometers in there

04:01I have antique thermometers in there

04:03I have all this stuff on

04:06I'm trying to watch my soaps

04:09Oh

04:10Do you hear that?

04:13Oh my god

04:14It's not thunder

04:14Is somebody here?

04:21Who the hell are you guys?

04:24I'm watching the Bold and the Beautiful

04:25Kick her right in your chest

04:26Oh

04:27Why did you do that?

04:31I got him

04:32Oh my god

04:33He's dressed as an ancient woman

04:34My Elvis Presley velvet paintings

04:37Shoot them all up

04:41Bold and Beautiful just started

04:43You boys better hurry up

04:44Yeah

04:46That's why you found the theme

04:49I know

04:49I love a Bold and Beautiful

04:52You sure do

04:53Hopefully

04:54I mean come on

04:56You gotta pay that lady

04:57You destroyed her house

04:58You should pay

04:58You're not going to

04:59Yeah

04:59You gotta pay

05:00There was that other one though

05:01Where those like SWAT dudes

05:03Like shot a missile at that guy's house

05:05Or something

05:05And he was just like

05:07I don't know what to do

05:08Nobody cares

05:09Yeah

05:09He blew up my home

05:11Yep

05:11No one cares

05:13No

05:13That can't be the case

05:14Really it shouldn't be

05:16Do maybe like

05:16No

05:17No

05:18No

05:19No

05:20No

05:21No

05:22No

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