D.F.J.

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a criminal who might have the greatest alias of all time.

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00:30But I'll tell you his alias in a second.

00:31Okay.

00:32But police were called to the 37-year-old suspect's home on a reported domestic disturbance early Sunday morning.

00:38When the officers arrived, according to the criminal complaint, he said,

00:43I will beat every cop's ass.

00:45Oh, boy.

00:47Then he raised his right fist and began to extend it towards one officer's face in an attempt to strike him.

00:52Uh-huh.

00:53He was arrested.

00:55He was taken to jail.

00:56So it's highly unlikely he made good on his ass-kicking promise.

01:00He was charged with assaulting a police officer and violently resisting a police officer.

01:05He remains behind bars.

01:06But what makes this case interesting beyond that is his criminal alias that he has used.

01:12Okay.

01:12It's actually listed in the official arrest affidavit.

01:17Uh-huh.

01:18Oh, yeah.

01:18Because once you go by something, they've got to put it on there.

01:20They do.

01:21So this is his mugshot.

01:23Let's see if you...

01:23What do you think his criminal alias...

01:25Just look in his picture.

01:27What do you think his criminal alias is?

01:30Wolverine.

01:30I already know.

01:33The Rock?

01:36Dickface Johnson.

01:37Dickface Johnson.

01:39What?

01:40What?

01:42His criminal alias that he's previously used, as listed in this report that we put up at DaveAndChunkTheFreak.com.

01:50Dickface Johnson.

01:51Oh, my God.

01:52Yeah, you're going to want to take a look at this, Sarge.

01:54Uh, looks like the work of Dickface Johnson, if I ever see this.

01:58So, what he did, like, he must have given them...

02:03They were like, what's your name?

02:05He was like, Dickface Johnson.

02:08And they're like, Dickface Johnson.

02:13And then that's your otherwise known as forever.

02:17Forever.

02:20Oh, that is the best alias.

02:21I don't know how you thought I was going to get Dickface Johnson just by looking at that guy.

02:26He looks like a dickface.

02:27Not me.

02:28I wish they would have slid that in at the beginning of Goodfellas, where he's like, that's Johnny two times.

02:32He says things two times.

02:33That's Dickface Johnson there.

02:35His face looks like a dick.

02:38His last name's Johnson.

02:41But I love it that it's officially in the police report.

02:44Oh, that's the best.

02:45Alias is Dickface Johnson.

02:46Stop right there, Dickface Johnson.

02:48We've been hot on your trail for a month.

02:50Now, now.

02:51You'll never get me.

02:52I know.

02:52I don't know why I'm making them 1930s.

02:53That's right.

02:54It sounds like a gangster name, though.

02:56Yeah, exactly.

02:57You ain't never going to get Dickface Johnson, copper.

03:00That's the last bank you robbed, Dickface Johnson.

03:02I doubt it.

03:03One day we'll catch Dickface Johnson.

03:06You're going to eat some hot land.

03:08Dickface is on the run.

03:10Put down the Tommy gun, Dickface.

03:12Not a chance, copper.

03:14You never take me alive.

03:16Oh, he just wrote his name, Dickface Johnson, on the side of this bank.

03:22That's it.

03:29Somebody stop that man from writing his name, Dickface Johnson, on the sink of that bank.

03:32I'm reload.

03:33I'm almost done.

03:34Johnson is a hell of a long last name.

03:36It is.

03:36It's got the H in it and everything.

03:40Stand back.

03:40Let him finish.

03:41Just so you know who did it.

03:48Oh, yes.

03:50Boys, it looks like the work of Dickface Johnson.

03:52It looks like the work of Dickface.

03:54How'd you tell?

03:55Because it says Dickface Johnson on the side of the bank.

03:59Every time he robs a bank, he writes his name.

04:02This whole name.

04:04Oh, no.

04:05Dickface Johnson just came into the bank.

04:08Everybody, back up.

04:09I've got to write my name.

04:11He's going to write his name.

04:12It's going to take him a half hour.

04:13Give me your money.

04:15Oh, he's doing it already.

04:17It takes a while.

04:18Get the money while I write.

04:19He's got the F in face there.

04:21Yep, Dickface Johnson.

04:22Oh, my God.

04:23I'm going broke here, writing my name.

04:26You need a lot of bullets.

04:27You would.

04:29You would.

04:30It's a long alias.

04:31But luckily, Dickface Johnson is behind bars.

04:34Maybe just a D-F-J.

04:37D-F-J is better.

04:38Should have thought about that, didn't you, Dickface?

04:41Took me a while to figure that out.

04:43He'll stay behind bars unless he can post $5,100 in bail.

04:47Oh.

04:48Which it doesn't look like, according to his mugshot, Dickface Johnson is going to have that much money.

04:51No.

04:52He's lying around.

04:54Oh, that's the best.

04:56It is.

04:57Largo, Florida is where you'll find Dickface Johnson.

04:59And if you want to see his mugshot and more on the story, go to DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.

05:03And if you want to see his mugshot and more on the story, go to DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.

05:08And if you want to see his mugshot and more on the story, go to DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.

05:10And if you want to see his mugshot, you can see his mugshot and more on the story, go to DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.

05:12And if you want to see his mugshot and more on the story, go to DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.

05:13And if you want to see his mugshot and more on the story, go to DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.

05:14And if you want to see his mugshot and more on the story, go to DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.

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