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Dave & Chuck the Freak report breaking news of a clown on a bike and imagine what it would be like if James took a similar approach to clowning.
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00:00
We interrupt the Riff Files for more breaking clown news.
00:16
Monica, you have a clown report.
00:20
Yes, I'm a teacher and I just stopped at a Kroger in Canton to get some snacks for my kids.
00:26
And when I was walking in, there was a clown with a flashy, a bicycle with flashing lights on it.
00:32
And he was playing Highway to Hell riding around the parking lot.
00:36
Oh, my God.
00:36
Hold on.
00:37
Can you repeat what you saw for me, please?
00:40
He was on a bike and it had like blue and green, like flashing lights in the tires.
00:45
And he had like an MP3 player speaker zip tied to the front playing Highway to Hell.
00:52
I don't know if that's scary to me.
00:55
But he's currently in the parking lot of Kroger in Canton.
00:59
Yes.
01:00
Yeah.
01:00
Okay.
01:01
Well, Monica, thanks for that updated clown report.
01:04
We appreciate it.
01:04
Stay away from him, though.
01:06
Yes.
01:06
I am.
01:07
Okay.
01:08
All the best to Monica there.
01:09
Just saw a clown on a bicycle with flashing lights blaring this song Highway to Hell.
01:14
If you are in the Canton area and spot him at the Kroger, let us know on the riff lines.
01:19
248-544-WRI.
01:22
It's got to be a David Chunk listener, right?
01:24
He's got Rick Lesnar written all over him.
01:26
Yeah, he certainly does.
01:27
He's blasting ACDC?
01:29
In this climate, for you to decide, I'm going to put a clown mask on and just go drive around.
01:36
On my bison.
01:37
You're a scary dude.
01:39
You know?
01:39
Like, James, he put a, at least a, when he made his clown video, he put a bulletproof
01:45
vest on and he stayed in his front lawn.
01:49
You know what I mean?
01:50
Smart.
01:50
Terrifying, but smart.
01:51
And listen, James, you had to, you had to at least think, God, I hope the wrong person
01:55
doesn't see me.
01:57
Yes.
01:58
Yeah.
01:59
That's why I put the don't shoot me on the bulletproof vest, too.
02:01
Yeah.
02:02
I got a sign with a smiley face.
02:04
Yeah, I get like this text in the afternoon, like, you want me to mow your lawn, Dave?
02:08
Yeah.
02:09
That was awesome.
02:09
That was this creepy clown mowing his lawn, you son of a bitch.
02:12
But not this guy with the bike.
02:13
I'm thinking about taking a cruise around the neighborhood now.
02:16
Be careful, James.
02:17
Don't do that, James.
02:17
Don't.
02:18
We want you here.
02:19
Don't do that, James.
02:19
Yeah, that's true.
02:20
We don't want a dead James.
02:21
As long as I don't encounter that lady who's got the real gun.
02:23
What song would you play on your bike, though?
02:26
You'd have to come up with a good song.
02:28
Yeah, it's got to be good.
02:29
It'd probably be really homoerotic.
02:31
Yeah, that's true.
02:31
It'd probably be like pina coladas or something.
02:37
People are suggesting what James should play on his bike when he does his clown, fake clown attacks.
02:43
And this is another one that they think would be perfect.
02:49
Just picture it.
02:50
James has a thong-wearing clown on a bike riding through your neighborhood.
02:55
I got a thousand miles to ride.
02:57
Trying to get downtown.
03:00
Just waving.
03:01
Ponges and people walking.
03:03
Sharing at me as I ride by.
03:05
I ring my bike bell at them.
03:06
Ring, ring.
03:07
I wave.
03:09
I'm a creepy clown, but I'm a nice creepy clown.
03:12
It would be emotionally confusing.
03:14
Sure would.
03:15
You'd have to process that one.
03:17
And I love the dichotomy of terrifying and yet thinking not.
03:23
Like, I don't know how I feel about this yet.
03:26
Listen.
03:29
There goes James.
03:30
Bye, James the Clown.
03:32
It's a clown.
03:33
With a bulletproof vest on.
03:36
And you're like, you know, he gives me hope.
03:40
Remember, guys, clown lives matter, too.
03:42
Yeah, that's what I...
03:43
Clown lives matter.
03:44
Clowns.
03:45
That's true.
03:46
Clowning around.
03:46
He stops and helps an old lady across the street.
03:50
Yeah, like the Boy Scout clown.
03:52
Oh, my God.
03:52
That's hilarious.
03:53
Yeah, like the goodwill clown.
03:56
Like, if...
03:56
James, if you just went around and did a bunch of nice things...
04:01
As a clown, clown lives matter.
04:04
But make sure this song is played.
04:06
You have to crank this up and head through your neighborhood.
04:11
I would rise a thousand miles.
04:16
That's the change.
04:18
Something about clowns.
04:20
I don't know.
04:21
He pulls up to a coffee shop, gets off, goes in and buys somebody's coffee for him.
04:26
Pay it forward.
04:27
Clown it forward.
04:29
Clown it forward.
04:30
Clown it forward.
04:31
James, the do-good clown.
04:33
That's the perfect song for him.
04:35
This one is another suggestion for you here, James.
04:40
I could, like, get off my bike and start twerking in the corner.
04:47
Twerking clown.
04:47
Twerky to clown.
04:49
Twerky.
04:49
It's better than yours.
04:51
It's better than yours.
04:53
I can chuck, but I got too char.
04:55
Yeah.
04:56
My clown shape.
04:58
That's a great suggestion here.
04:59
So look for James.
05:01
Actually, you know what would be really good?
05:02
What?
05:03
That music they play with the Wicked Witch of the West.
05:04
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
05:06
That's scary, though.
05:07
I would be scared.
05:07
See, that's when people choose.
05:10
No, this is perfect.
05:12
Yeah, this is it.
05:14
Lisa, look!
05:15
It's him!
05:18
It's Twerky the Clown!
05:20
hey guys twerky the clown just riding my bike on boy good morning twerky hey twerky he's got
05:28
one of those little monkeys with the symbols in the front of his little basket on his bike
05:32
sweet monkey twerky
05:34
just your friendly neighborhood creepy clown this is a nice happy happy clown song
05:42
i feel like the vanessa carlton or whatever song yeah
05:48
was the perfect we started off with the perfect one you can't yeah because it's just like him
05:53
getting ready you know putting his nose on yeah putting his thong on with big shoes it really is
06:03
a process for james to get clowned up thong clowning doesn't come easy it doesn't and it's like he kind
06:12
of this song makes you feel the weight he would be going through to help clowns you know yeah
06:16
just doing it for the good clowns are bad
06:20
imagine james you just started cutting people's lawns randomly for them like like just cutting
06:27
their lawn for them um i could consider that but that's a little more work than what i like yeah
06:32
exactly i don't want my girlfriend mad at me yeah once you're on someone's lawn they can kill you
06:38
too yeah i don't do that yeah yeah no not at all so look for james on his upbeat clown bike
06:44
the clown hair blowing in the wind as he rides
06:48
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