Guardians vs Maulers

Action Vault

4/14/2025

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00:00coffee for sure thanks man you ready for next week what's next week superhuman evasion training

00:11we have to get recertified look i i get the need it's the worst when i was in the force you had

00:17to do hand-to-hand training all the time guy comes at you with the knife you gotta be ready

00:21but uh this is this is something else i'm supposed to learn to tuck and roll away from a guy who can

00:28shoot lasers from his eyes or control minds or kick a goddamn school bus to the moon it's the job

00:35you're awful calm about it hell last time you sprained your back you

00:40oh shit wait you're not even gonna be here are you sucks to be you i'll be living it up in london

00:48seeing sights eating indian food enjoy getting laser burn oh you're gonna be gone the whole time

00:53all freaking week two all of matt's spring break the boy is obsessed with the beatles he wants to

00:59go to abbey road he wants to visit apple records i might even get to see some things i want to see

01:03if we have time and it's just the two of you you sure about that steve i thought you two hated each

01:09other with the burning fury of a thousand suns well maybe a hundred i mean matt he had it rough

01:17you know but he's really pulled himself together with what you told me that kid was doing the

01:23stealing the drugs how'd you turn that around good morning it wasn't easy the thing is when molly and

01:32i first got together he was living with his dad and he was just running wild kid was a real asshole

01:39you saw the shiner he gave me that's all behind us now he stared down his demons and he

01:45damn it he conquered them i've never done anything that hard in my life we're so damn proud of the guy

01:53of the man he's becoming so he wants to go to london molly and i scraped together enough to make it

01:59happen i wanted to show him how much we appreciate all his hard work

02:03i never had a kid of my own i wasn't there when he was born i didn't i didn't teach him how to ride a

02:11bike or throw a ball but in a few months when he walks across that stage and accepts that diploma

02:18that is my son

02:21oh you you you just take off the time you need why don't i just make some hot cocoa to cheer up my sweet

02:30boy come on like you're not crying on my shoulder every time you don't get a second date

02:34what

02:34what was

02:36what was

02:40oh

02:42oh

02:44oh

02:46oh

02:48oh

02:50oh

02:52oh

02:53oh

02:54oh

02:56oh

02:57oh

02:58oh

02:59oh

03:00oh

03:00we were supposed to be inside

03:09we were supposed to be inside

03:09we never trusted the flawed calculations of a clone

03:13clone

03:14i'm not

03:15this was always the plan

03:20the president is targeting us so we shatter the illusion of his safety

03:24it's not enough for us to kill him it has to be a spectacle

03:28oh

03:30you'd know this if you'd know this if you were truly the original

03:32oh god we got we got we got we got we got we got we got we got we got we got we got

03:35refreshing kind of tickles

03:37you might prefer a higher caliber

03:39okay we got we got we got we got we got we got we got we got we got we got we got in the

03:47and we got this going to be a good game but we got it out of the code we got it to get it to beibel skate

03:50you got it to be a good game but you got to get this a good game about it and you're actually there I am the original

03:52Oh, what?

03:59Kill that one and move on.

04:01Your eye is as replaceable as you are.

04:03I am the original.

04:06Steve, look out!

04:20Sorry I'm late.

04:21Red Rush, get this guy out of here.

04:24Focus on evac.

04:25We can deal with these two once the area is clear.

04:32We can take it from here.

04:34Fall back.

04:34Help us evacuate civilians.

04:36Yes, ma'am.

04:37Dammit, run!

04:40War Woman.

04:44Please, you couldn't just sit this one out and let us kill the President.

04:48And you earned a day off.

04:49Not our style.

04:50Oh, sorry.

04:52This isn't a spectator's sport.

04:54Move!

04:58No!

05:01Stay together, stay together, stay together, stay together!

05:08Don't move.

05:09You're safe now.

05:10I got him.

05:14Get in the clear.

05:16You are on precedent duty.

05:18On it.

05:20Sorry.

05:21I wouldn't normally move so fast, but there were so many of you that...

05:24Oh, no.

05:25It starts with one of you, then...

05:27Oh, sorry.

05:31I can't.

05:47Oh.

05:48Now, while he's distracted.

05:50This floor is clear. I'll go up. You go down.

06:20I've got you. We're going to be fine. We'll get out of this.

06:47I...

06:48No. No. What about you?

06:56I'm behind you.

07:18You're welcome.

07:24Get those soldiers out of here!

07:29We can take it from here. Too dangerous for you.

07:32No. When we crush the Guardians of the Globe and kill the President, no one will be left to stop us.

07:38Take my hand!

07:56I had him.

07:57All clear.

08:04The building is clear. It's just us.

08:06Evacuation completes. Now we can cut loose and focus on taking these boots down.

08:10If you're going that way, you can cut loose and pullback music into your the

08:35To be continued...

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