Regular Show. Death Punchies |Season 1

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5/3/2025

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00:00You

00:19These are probably the best graphics I've ever seen in my life dude. It looks just like the cover

00:30Oh, man, dude, let's play it. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't play a game like this right out of the box

00:35We should stretch it out first. We don't want to pull our hammies. Know what I'm saying?

00:41Hey, what are you doing?

00:43Starting hurry up and pick your character. Oh, what I wanted to be player one dude

00:49I'm player one you're player two. I don't want to be player two. He just thinks with the sucky pickaxe

00:54I want the one with the shovel dude. They're exactly the same then why don't you be player two?

01:00I'm not using that sucky pickaxe

01:02See, dude calm down. Let's play punchies to see who gets to be player one fine

01:12Looks like I'm player one. No, it's not fair. You always get your way. Let's play punchy. Let's play punchy

01:19I'm sick of it. Of course. I'm not gonna beat you at punchy's dude. You don't beat anybody at punchy's. Yes, I do. No, you don't

01:30Ah

01:35Weewe

01:36Weewe

01:37Quick doctor both of these butt cheeks are unrecognisable if we want anybody to be able to recognize this as a button in the future

01:43Then we're going to have to do a complete butt transplant set

01:45Stop talking

01:47There was only damage to the one cheek, and you know it

01:50That's right! We used to call you the One-Cheek Wonder!

01:54Dude, I'm bringing it back.

01:56You better not!

01:57Is that One-Cheek Wonder?

01:59I hope he's not trying to play Punchies with Cheeks like that.

02:04Shut up! Don't look at them!

02:06I'll win at Punchies, you'll see!

02:12Don't murder! God, I hate you!

02:15You better not be messing up my side of the room!

02:20YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!

02:30Stupid bu-

02:31Book?

02:32Death Kwon Do?

02:35Learn kicks, chops, and punches in moments!

02:39Unlock your full potential today?

02:42Yes!

02:46It's a touching story.

02:48Really it is.

02:49But I don't know if you're ready for Death Kwon Do.

02:53Why not?

02:54Death Kwon Do is all about self-defense.

02:57But from the sound of it, you just want to hit harder.

03:00Uh, no?

03:01Can you just teach me something?

03:03Hmm.

03:04Determination.

03:05I like that.

03:06Okay, I'll teach you some beginner defensive moves.

03:10All you gotta do is pick from the sacred text of Death Kwon Do.

03:16Let's see, we could start you off with Bicep Flex of Death.

03:21There's the leg lifts of Death.

03:23That's a good beginner's move.

03:25Or the pelvic thrust of Death.

03:27That's one of my personal favorites.

03:29That one.

03:30That's the one I want.

03:31The Death Launch.

03:33That, I'm afraid, is not for beginners.

03:39What?

03:40Why?

03:41Because you only want to use it to beat up your friends.

03:43You're not pure of heart.

03:45What?

03:46Don't call me not pure of heart.

03:47What about you with your crappy mullet?

03:49You're the one who's not pure of heart.

03:50That's it.

03:51I'm turning my back on you and counting to three of death.

03:55And when I turn back around, you're toast.

03:59One of death.

04:01Two of death.

04:06No!

04:10Sensei?

04:11Um, I think somebody just Death Kwon clogged the toilet.

04:15No!

04:25Try to be best, cause you're only a man, and a man's got to learn to take it.

04:30Try to believe, though the going gets rough, that you gotta hang tough to make it.

04:35History repeats itself, try and you succeed.

04:40Never doubt that you're the one, and you can have your dreams.

04:45You're the best around.

04:48Nothing's gonna ever kick you down.

04:50You're the best around.

04:52Whoa.

04:54Time to take this baby for a test drive.

05:07Oh, no, bro.

05:10You're next, Mordecai!

05:30Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

05:35Alright, Rigby.

05:36Crybaby time's over.

05:37Come on, let's go get some food.

05:38I'm buying.

05:39Oh, what?

05:41Rigby?

05:42Oh!

05:43He's gonna pay for this.

05:45Death Kwon dough?

05:48Where are you, Mordecai?

05:51I wanna play you punchy!

05:54Hey, mister, have you seen Mordecai?

05:56Uh, no.

05:57Who is-

05:58Have you seen him?

05:59Seen.

06:01How about you?

06:04Oh, so you think you're gonna beat me at punchies?

06:07Well, I got news for you.

06:09I know your little secret.

06:27Now massage this foot.

06:28But I already did that one.

06:30Then rub it again!

06:31Unless you wanna get punched again.

06:33And Pops!

06:34What's with the easy breezy?

06:36Speed it up!

06:37My pepperonis are roasting down here!

06:41Muscleman, do you see Mordecai yet?

06:43Oh.

06:44I can't see anything.

06:46I'm right here, Rigby.

06:48Gimme those!

06:53Looks like you learned the ways of Death Kwon dough.

06:56Looks like you know how to say things that people are already aware of.

06:59Whatever!

07:00You can't handle the death punch.

07:02That sounds like a challenge.

07:04That's because maybe it is a challenge.

07:07Well, then what are you doing up there?

07:09Muscleman!

07:10High fives!

07:11Carry me down.

07:14Don't drop me!

07:15Be careful!

07:17Whoa, whoa!

07:18Leaning!

07:19Leaning!

07:20Here, here!

07:21Set me here!

07:26What move did you learn?

07:28Why don't you come over here and find out?

07:30Hm!

07:32Huh!

07:41What?

07:44How come you're not dead yet?

07:46Probably because I learned the death block.

07:52It worked pretty good for a first try.

07:54Either that or your death punch totally blows.

07:57I'll kill you!

08:01You're never going to beat me at punchies.

08:16Are you finished yet?

08:18What?

08:18Not until I smash you!

08:23Whoa!

08:24What?

08:25Are you afraid of a little lava?

08:29Dude!

08:29This is serious!

08:30We gotta get out of here!

08:32Never!

08:32Not until I beat you at punchies!

08:37Dude!

08:37Stop!

08:38We're gonna die!

08:39I don't care!

08:40I'm sick of you always winning!

08:41I'm not quitting till I win!

08:59I'm not quitting till I win!

09:02You got me!

09:11You got me!

09:12You got me!

09:13You got me!

09:14You win!

09:15We have to stop now because I lost!

09:16Ha!

09:17I told you I was gonna win!

09:19In your face!

09:20Yay!

09:21I finally get to be player one!

09:24What?

09:25That's what this is about?

09:26You just wanted to be player one?

09:29That's all I ever wanted!

09:31Dude, you can totally be player one.

09:35Dude, quit crying!

09:36I said you could be player one!

09:38I know!

09:39But what good is being player one now?

09:42We're just gonna die in this lava!

09:46Don't worry, dude.

09:47I can get us away from the lava.

09:49Really?

09:50How?

09:51You think I'm dumb enough to only steal one Death Quan Doe move?

09:54What?

09:55Now how do you want to get out of here?

09:57The Death Jump or the Death Dump?

10:00Ah, sick!

10:02Better go with the Death Jump!

10:03Hold on tight!

10:08No!

10:11No!

10:16Why, yes, sir.

10:17I have the Death Jump and the Death Dump right li-

10:21NOOOOO!

10:25Da-da-da-da-da-da-da!

10:26Did ya?

10:27Aw, yes!

10:28It's finally happening!

10:31Yep.

10:32For once, being a huge baby actually worked out for you.

10:34STOP TALKING!

10:36Dude, just hurry up and play.

10:37You're just gonna die right at the beginning anyway.

10:40M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m.

10:42Ngh!

10:43I'll show you!

10:48Aw, what?

10:49Snails are bad?

10:50I thought snails were good!

10:52No, dude.

10:53Snails are bad.

10:54Aw, man.

10:55This sucks.

10:57I wanna be player two.

10:58Bye-bye.

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