Master of None - Vidéo Dailymotion

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11/04/2025

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00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada

00:30Ben Kingsley did an accent in Gandhi

00:32and he won the Oscar for it, so...

00:34But he didn't win the Oscar just for doing the accent.

00:37I mean, it wasn't an Oscar for Best Indian Accent.

00:41You see the social network?

00:42The Indian guy is a white guy.

00:44No, no, I read that he's 160th Indian.

00:46Who cares? If you go back far enough, we're all 116th something.

00:48I'm probably 116th black.

00:49You think they're gonna let me play Blade?

00:52Whoever you're dating now at this stage,

00:54it could be who you end up with.

00:55It's a big decision, it's hard.

00:56Now, how many women did you meet before you decided on mom?

00:58Two.

00:59Two, that's it?

01:00What was wrong with the first lady?

01:01It's a little bit too tall.

01:03As soon as she stood up, I was like,

01:05whoa, you have to learn to make decisions, man.

01:08You want a chance?

01:09Part of me is like, yeah, it'd be an amazing experience.

01:13Black lady!

01:15Chinese, man!

01:15Hey, hey, hey.

01:16Don't yell out people's ethnicities.

01:18There are a million things that guys have no clue about that are so annoying.

01:24Like what?

01:25So you remember when we went to brunch and we both Instagrammed a picture of that frittata?

01:28Ooh, that frittata was fluffy as hell.

01:30What are your comments?

01:31Yumtown.

01:32Population div.

01:33Check mine out.

01:34I want to fuck your face.

01:35When you close your eyes, do you see Dev and Rachel in a cozy house with little devs running around?

01:43I just see black.

01:46This is Dev.

01:47We're seeing each other.

01:48You seem very nice.

01:50I'll admit I was a little worried.

01:51Some of my friends have racist grandmas.

01:53Oh, I see.

01:54You assumed I was a racist just because I'm old.

01:57Well, now the tables have turned.

01:58Sorry.

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