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The Muppets
Télé 7 Jours
Suivre
11/04/2025
Catégorie
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TV
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00:00
Excuse me, everybody, can I have your attention?
00:02
I have some really great news.
00:04
ABC wants to put on an all-new primetime series starring the Muppets.
00:10
God bless America and its magnificent broadcasting company.
00:15
The show's gonna be all about our personal lives.
00:19
I hate the ball fight.
00:20
Behind the scenes, how'd the surgery go?
00:22
Oh, fine.
00:24
But I kept biting the stitches off, so I threw this thing on.
00:26
Our relationships, I don't see how it's ever gonna work out with you or not.
00:30
You can say it, Dad.
00:32
He's a bear.
00:34
Sort of an adult Muppet show.
00:36
If you have children, how will you raise them?
00:38
Where will they go to the bathroom in the woods?
00:39
Okay, that is an offensive stereotype.
00:42
How about we film the series in that crazy handheld documentary style
00:47
and have cutaways to one-on-one interviews?
00:49
Cut to interviews?
00:50
That is just a totally overused device to make easy jokes.
00:53
You know, talking to the camera about how you really feel
00:56
and then cutting back and saying something completely different.
00:59
I just hate that.
01:00
I love it.
01:01
Great device.
01:02
What has two ears, a snout, and isn't doing the show?
01:05
Kermit!
01:06
What a pleasant surprise to see you and whoever you are.
01:10
Are you kidding?
01:11
We made like six movies together, three TV shows.
01:13
We did love letters for a month at the Fisher Theater in Detroit.
01:16
I want to say, Gary?
01:19
Sure, let's go with Gary.
01:20
I really hope you're not turning it down because of us.
01:23
This has nothing to do with who and why.
01:25
I can hear you move on.
01:27
What can I say, Gonzo?
01:28
I'm attracted to pigs.
01:30
Kermit!
01:31
The band.
01:31
They're always happy.
01:33
Legally, no.
01:33
Pig.
01:34
The bag is back and ready to put on us!
01:38
Ozzy!
01:39
Trust me!
01:40
And?
01:41
Some incredibly obscure muffins that no one remembers.
01:44
And you are, uh...
01:46
I think I was in a holiday special or something.
01:49
They're all back!
01:50
This just in!
01:51
Verdingers, de-reesty, re-tten!
01:55
Like you've never seen them before!
01:58
And I'm on the note that they have tasteful of!
02:00
Thanks, that's very generous.
02:02
Why'd you change your mind?
02:03
This is my family!
02:05
You know, Gary!
02:07
Uh...
02:07
The tooth guy!
02:09
Oh, right.
02:09
That blue one over there?
02:11
No, I didn't!
02:12
With the movie to be with Kermit!
02:14
Where did you get that from?
02:16
I mean, why would you even think that?
02:18
So gimmicky.
02:21
Tokyo Wacky!
02:24
You made my life a bacon rattle on Earth.
02:29
Uh, which way do I turn on the knob if I think this Muppet show is terrible?
02:32
To the left!
02:34
Hmm.
02:34
We'll go any further!
02:35
Sure it will!
02:36
I turned mine so far I broke it!
02:38
No!
02:38
Ha ha ha!
02:39
Ha ha ha!
02:40
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02:46
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