Class 1 Student’s Anti-School Rant Is Winning The Internet

Brut India

She hates going to school so much she even dragged Prime Minister Narendra Modi into this riveting monologue. Gandhinagar’s Ruhi Shah is best heard with the sound on.

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00:00Madam, if you get this school, what will you do with it?

00:04I will wash it! I will put water in it and iron it!

00:09I will do it, I will do it!

00:25I should get rid of this school for a month, right?

00:29Yes, that's right.

00:31You didn't come to school, you have to go to school.

00:33Yes, I have to get up early in the morning.

00:36I have to get up at 6 o'clock.

00:37I have to get up because I have to go to school.

00:40Then I have to brush my teeth, drink water,

00:43I have to get up, drink water, brush my teeth,

00:46drink milk, get ready and run to school.

00:51I have to go to school.

00:52I have to sit.

00:53I have to go to school.

00:54I have to study English for an hour.

00:57Then?

00:58I have to study English for a month.

00:59Then?

01:00Then English, then Maths, then EBS, then Gujarati, then GK.

01:06GK means Maths, right?

01:08Madam, if you get this school, what will you do with it?

01:12I will wash it! I will put water in it and iron it!

01:17I will do it, I will do it!

01:18Will you ask him that God has made everything good for you?

01:22Yes!

01:23Why should I study?

01:24If I could study well, I would have enjoyed it too!

01:28Right!

01:30So what do you want to say to Modi?

01:32I will have to beat Modi!

01:37Why will you have to beat Modi?

01:39What is Modi doing wrong to you?

01:42What did he do?

01:43What he did...

01:45Without studying...

01:46Why can't I study?

01:48First, I have to know the situation, wash it and put water in it.

01:53Okay!

01:54Then?

01:56Stamina!

01:57Stamina!

02:00Second thing!

02:01What does your sister do?

02:03She comes home at 1 o'clock.

02:05Yes!

02:06She eats.

02:07Then she does her homework.

02:10And then she goes to tuition.

02:12She comes at 4 o'clock from tuition.

02:14She comes and sits to do her homework.

02:17So she has to study all day?

02:19And then she has to do her homework at 2 o'clock in the evening.

02:24And then she has to go to tuition again at 4 o'clock in the evening.

02:29And then she has to come home at 5 o'clock.

02:33And then she has to study again at home.

02:37And then she has to do the remaining homework.

02:42And then she has to study again at home.

02:47And then she has to go to the skating class at night.

02:51So she has to study all day?

02:53After skating, she has to come home and skate.

02:56After skating, she has to go to the drawing class.

03:01She has to learn how to draw.

03:03And then she has to come home and draw.

03:06What does your father say when you don't do your homework?

03:10He scolds me.

03:13He scolds my mother.

03:15When I wake up in the morning, he scolds me.

03:17He scolds your teacher?

03:18He scolds my teacher, my sister.

03:20He scolds my professor.

03:22He scolds my teacher.

03:24He tells me to go to P.T.

03:25Why do you have to study?

03:28I have to study.

03:30I am sure about it.

03:32I am tired.

03:34I want to get rid of my teachers, my teacher and my sister.

03:39How will you get it?

03:41I will beat Modi and lock them in the school.

03:49I will lock Modi and lock them in the school.

03:57I will lock Modi and lock them in the school.

03:58You will leave the rats?

03:59I will leave the rats.

04:01What will you tell your kids?

04:03I will teach them to sleep for a month.

04:06And please send those teachers to the lockers.

04:10Yes.

04:11Leave the rats in the school.

04:14In the school, lock them in a room like this.

04:19And then let the rats go.

04:20Yes, and then let the rats go.

04:22And then tell them to stay in this room.

04:25And stay here forever.

04:27Don't come out of this room at all.

04:29Thank you very much.

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