Fast Talk with Boy Abunda: Wacky Kiray at Negi, PINAGPALA sa pag-ibig! (Full Episode 548)

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00:30Why are you scared?

00:32I don't want to see your face.

00:34Why?

00:36I don't want to be scared but I am very excited.

00:38Why are you excited?

00:40Because I'm with you, baby.

00:42Okay.

00:44That's how it should be.

00:46You should be happy.

00:48You should be happy.

00:50And above all, you should recover.

00:52Why should I recover?

00:54Discover.

00:56You should be happy.

00:58Please give a round of applause for the one and only,

01:00the one and only,

01:02Teacher Boy!

01:08Good afternoon,

01:10Filipinas and the whole world.

01:12May we have a heart-to-heart for 20 minutes.

01:14My name is Boy,

01:16and welcome to Fast Talk with Boy and Bunda.

01:18To all of our followers

01:20on Facebook and YouTube, thank you very much.

01:22To all of our listeners on DZW,

01:24welcome to the program.

01:26And please welcome,

01:28Wafiq Hirayan Nagy!

01:34I'm so excited.

01:36Why are you so excited?

01:38Because you're speaking English.

01:40Because I believe that, yeah,

01:42I think you go first.

01:46I'm confused.

01:48Don't be confused.

01:50You're confused?

01:52I'm so excited.

01:54Because we have Tito Boy with us.

01:56You know, who wouldn't?

01:58When Tito Boy says,

02:00He's crying.

02:02Get a towel.

02:04He's lucky when he cries.

02:06Be careful with the joke.

02:08Sorry, sorry.

02:10I'm sorry.

02:12Tito Boy, I miss you so much.

02:14Me too.

02:16Wait a minute.

02:18What you've been doing while I was there,

02:20is being an audience jester.

02:22What does that mean?

02:24Who's going to answer?

02:26Okay, one, two.

02:28Okay.

02:30Tito Boy, the gesture,

02:32for example, there are a lot of audiences.

02:34When they come in, you have to make them laugh.

02:36You have to hype them.

02:38And when you hype them, you have to tell them

02:40what's forbidden and what they should do.

02:42I'm understanding

02:44that you were friends

02:46back then.

02:48How did you meet?

02:50Admit the truth.

02:52We became friends, Tito Boy.

02:54His name is Panon Joan.

02:58And my name is Raul.

03:02He's my senior in the comedy bar.

03:04He always brings me

03:06to his events.

03:08From rockets to

03:10telling stories,

03:12sharing life stories, problems.

03:14We went through almost the same

03:16in Negi's life.

03:18What did you go through?

03:20We went through a lot.

03:22What happened in Eskinita?

03:24It's true.

03:26We went through a lot.

03:32We went through a lot.

03:34We became breadwinners

03:36in our family.

03:38Let's talk about life in a comedy bar.

03:40Because last

03:42week, we talked about

03:44poverty,

03:46and the pain of hearing

03:48jokes.

03:50Is this happening to you?

03:52Yes.

03:54Sometimes,

03:56they do it in front of me.

03:58But they know you're making a joke.

04:00Sometimes, they don't know.

04:02You're talking about the juniors.

04:04They know you're making a joke

04:06but they don't know

04:08that it's from Wacky Kiray.

04:10I'm not good at that.

04:12If you throw it, throw it.

04:14For example, if you make a joke,

04:16you give justice.

04:18If you don't give justice,

04:20we'll get mad.

04:22We really don't like that.

04:24There are people like that.

04:26It's really hard.

04:28I experienced that too.

04:30What I do,

04:32others do.

04:34For me,

04:36in the library,

04:38we were trained not to do it.

04:40It's a sign of respect.

04:42Actually, it's a good thing

04:44that it's just a loan.

04:46Sometimes, you get a chance.

04:48You don't have to go around

04:50with jokes.

04:52Sometimes, you ask for a chance

04:54and you need to let it go.

04:56There's a one-line joke.

04:58There's a joke that

05:00the story is too long

05:02but you know,

05:04that's the joke.

05:06For example, Pitit.

05:08When Pitit makes a joke,

05:10he's good at storytelling.

05:12Yes, he's good at storytelling.

05:14There's a punchline.

05:16There's a one-line,

05:18there's a punchline.

05:20If you copy that,

05:22it's different.

05:24It's different.

05:26But the problem is,

05:28there's no copyright.

05:30You don't have a legal document

05:32that says,

05:34this joke is mine.

05:36What's the stupidity

05:38of the new comedians?

05:40Of the juniors?

05:42It's not like the comedians

05:44in our time.

05:46In our time, you really need to study.

05:48You need to study new jokes.

05:50You need to study

05:52your craft.

05:54Some people,

05:56they think it's just a joke.

05:58It's not like that.

06:00You really need to study

06:02how to make people laugh.

06:04Some people,

06:06they make up bad words.

06:08It's not like that.

06:10For me, the juniors...

06:12You're crying, friend.

06:14It's just a story.

06:16It's just pimples.

06:18For me, the juniors now,

06:20there are a lot of good juniors

06:22that

06:24I really hope

06:26they'll discover soon.

06:28Because I really believe

06:30that, like me,

06:32when I was a junior,

06:34I really believe

06:36that it's inherited.

06:38It's really good to have

06:40a secret in your job.

06:42Yes, but I think

06:44you still need to study. There are a lot of new ones that are okay.

06:46There are a lot of new ones that are not.

06:48Is there a time when you fell in love

06:50with a guy?

06:52For me, not yet.

06:54Because I don't like what he likes.

06:56Okay.

06:58We have one, you know Laguna?

07:00No. We're just drunk.

07:02No.

07:04In Laguna, we have a lot.

07:06Don't act. It's true.

07:08How important is a guy

07:10in your life?

07:12For me, he's important.

07:14He's important, Uncle Boy.

07:16For now, for me, because I have a partner now.

07:18I have a partner now!

07:20How long have you been together?

07:22It's been 3 years.

07:24The car we got was 5 years.

07:26He's chasing you.

07:28He's chasing me. He's mad.

07:30No.

07:32We've been together for 3 years.

07:34That's why, Uncle Boy, I don't

07:36post on social media

07:38that I have a boyfriend.

07:40Your preference is straight?

07:42Yes, I'm straight.

07:44How about you?

07:46For me, Uncle Boy, we're still together until now.

07:48Because I idolize you when it comes to

07:50your partner.

07:52The typical thing that

07:54your eyes are looking at,

07:56your understanding of your partner should be that broad.

07:58You've been together for quite a while, right?

08:00Yes, really.

08:02I am very blessed

08:04because he came into my life.

08:06He changed my life.

08:08And he's so kind.

08:10He's so kind.

08:12He supports me in everything I want

08:14and do.

08:16And Uncle Boy, I'm not that smart.

08:18I know a lot of things

08:20that I don't know.

08:22I know a lot of things

08:24that he taught me

08:26I'm a witness to their love story.

08:28You just lost once, right?

08:30You were about to break up.

08:32We broke up.

08:34If you want revenge,

08:36I don't think so.

08:38It's not just me. Uncle Boy and I are going to have a revenge.

08:40Uncle Boy, I'm sorry.

08:42No, it's true. I'll be there.

08:44Why? Do you have a problem with me?

08:46Wait, I have a question.

08:48Do you allow your boyfriend to have a girlfriend?

08:50No.

08:51Me too.

08:52Negi wants to be straight.

08:54I don't want to be gay.

08:56What's gay?

08:57Gay.

08:59I don't want to be straight.

09:01It's hard to have a relationship

09:03when you're straight.

09:05He's not like us.

09:07We know what he wants.

09:09When you're straight,

09:11you're preparing yourself

09:13to like a girl.

09:15He wants to have a family.

09:17Did you talk about that?

09:18Yes.

09:19Actually,

09:21he worries about me

09:24that I might like a girl.

09:26Because sometimes,

09:28I want a girl too.

09:30Let's do it faster.

09:32That's what I'm waiting for.

09:34That's what I'm waiting for.

09:36We have 2 minutes to do this and our time begins now.

09:38Kiray or Taray?

09:40Kiray.

09:41Happy or Wacky?

09:42Wacky.

09:43Green joke or bad joke?

09:44Green.

09:45Do you laugh or tickle?

09:47I laugh.

09:48Do you hold or kiss?

09:50I hold.

09:51Do you chase or chase?

09:53I chase.

09:54Are you scared or in debt?

09:57I'm scared.

09:58Don't say debt.

09:59What do you not have that I don't have?

10:02Both.

10:03Hair.

10:05What do you have that I have?

10:08Intelligence.

10:09What do you have that Negi doesn't have?

10:11My skin is clean.

10:13What do you have that Negi doesn't have?

10:15Hair.

10:16Your crush?

10:18Oh, brother!

10:21Your favorite actress?

10:26You want to be Barbie?

10:27Barbie.

10:28Captain Barbie.

10:32I really like Faith De Silva's face.

10:35Guilty or not guilty?

10:36You have a relationship with a woman.

10:37Guilty.

10:38Guilty or not guilty?

10:39You have a date with a customer.

10:41Not guilty.

10:42Guilty or not guilty?

10:43You have a conversation with a co-comedian.

10:45Guilty.

10:46Guilty or not guilty?

10:47Guilty nagwalwal dahil sa love life. Yes guilty lights on or lights off lights of happiness and chocolates happiness

10:54Best time for happiness anytime bucket. Come on say I'm a young ass a man. I'm a partner. Oh and I am blessed

11:04It's a parang I think this makes sense it don't turn on a toe

11:08But I got nothing you might be gone, but I'm a roomba moment in your boy

11:13I know that got gustuhan kayo sa isa't-isa't ang kasagutan po sabag babalik ng fast talk with boy

11:22Back on the show kasama pa rin po natin si wacky kiray at see negi

11:28Let's go to that question. I'm a pano ba na. I'm gonna continue negi key kiray

11:33I don't know. I'm not gonna gustuna. Oh, but I'll tell you boy. I'm gonna say

11:38I am

12:08Now is the time to tell me why you left me.

12:11What?

12:12Why did you leave me?

12:13This is like...

12:15Now is the time to explain.

12:16A lot of people are watching.

12:17Even if a lot of people are watching,

12:18to get to know each other,

12:19tell me what the problem is.

12:21Until now, I'm still wondering what the problem is.

12:25Tell me what the problem is.

12:27Why did you leave me?

12:30You know...

12:32You know, Kiray,

12:35that's why I didn't like you back then.

12:37Because I want you to know that...

12:40I'm your father.

12:44That's why you're fasting?

12:45That's why I'm waiting for you.

12:48Negi or tegi?

12:50Negi.

12:51Drag or brag?

12:52Brag.

12:53Kulot or twid?

12:54Kulot.

12:55Tinik sa dibdib or tinik ng bangus?

12:57Tinik ng bangus.

12:59Boneless or brainless?

13:01Boneless.

13:02Sexiest part of your body?

13:04My eyes.

13:05What time do you get excited?

13:08Anytime.

13:09Who's the naughtiest of the boys?

13:11You or Kiray?

13:13Me, of course.

13:14Who's the prettiest?

13:16Me, of course.

13:17The truth is,

13:18none of us.

13:20Who's the cleanest?

13:23Kiray.

13:24Who's the funniest?

13:29Me.

13:30If you're a capre,

13:32how do you flirt?

13:36Ho, ho, ho.

13:39If you're a duwende,

13:41how do you flirt?

13:46Guilty or not guilty for courting a woman?

13:48Not guilty.

13:49Guilty or not guilty for courting a man?

13:52Guilty.

13:53Guilty or not guilty for owing Vice?

13:56Not guilty.

13:57Guilty or not guilty for being jealous of Vice's love life?

14:02Guilty.

14:03Guilty or not guilty

14:04for being crazy in love?

14:06Guilty.

14:07Lights on or lights off?

14:09Lights on.

14:10Happiness or chocolates?

14:11Chocolates.

14:12Best time for chocolates?

14:14Anytime.

14:15Message to yourself?

14:16What is this?

14:18Salamino.

14:19To yourself?

14:21Because you're so hardworking.

14:25More power.

14:26You can do it.

14:27Just fight.

14:29Now,

14:30I'll give you a chance

14:32to talk to each other.

14:33Let's make it into a vow.

14:35If you have a promise to each other,

14:37what is it?

14:38Go ahead.

14:40Kiray,

14:42no, Kuya K,

14:44as your friend,

14:45even if we don't see each other often,

14:47even if we don't talk often,

14:50but I told you,

14:51just hope that I'm always here behind you,

14:54always supporting you in everything you do.

14:57And I hope,

14:59I hope,

15:00I hope you take care of yourself

15:02because I'll be sad

15:04if anything happens to you.

15:06That's still a long time, friend.

15:07No, maybe it will.

15:08For me,

15:10for me,

15:11I hope

15:13you'll learn how to roll.

15:14Wow.

15:15Wow.

15:16Right?

15:17You didn't roll before.

15:18No, I'll be serious.

15:20For me,

15:21every time you achieve something,

15:23I'm so proud of you.

15:25Every time you tell me that you're able to do this,

15:28that you're able to do this,

15:30I'm so proud of you, Negi.

15:32Because you're able to learn

15:33the things that I'm telling you.

15:36I hope you'll continue that.

15:37Stay humble.

15:39Have respect for people

15:40and have fear of God.

15:42That's where I greet you from.

15:44So, from then until now,

15:46I love you so much.

15:47So, I love you so much.

15:49I just noticed something, Tito Boy.

15:51When I was looking at you, Kiray,

15:54you made your nose, right?

15:58Thank you, Ms. Yoles.

15:59I love you, Tito Boy.

16:01Thank you, thank you.

16:03I love you, Tito Boy.

16:04Thank you so much.

16:05Long live both of you.

16:06Thank you so much.

16:07Long live both of you.

16:09Thank you, Tito Boy.

16:10Everyone, you should clap.

16:12There are more than 4,000 people in the studio.

16:17Night Eye Kapuso,

16:18thank you so much for continuing with us.

16:20To your hearts and souls everyday,

16:23be kind.

16:24Make your mom and dad proud.

16:25Say thank you.

16:26And do one good thing a day

16:28and make this world a better place.

16:30Goodbye for now.

16:31God bless.

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