Fast Talk with Boy Abunda: Alex Calleja, nagpamalas ng kanyang komedya sa ‘Fast Talk!’ (Episode 537)

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00:00The most hilarious thing is the cabinet.

00:07You should watch the video to discover it.

00:12It is a big help.

00:14They say the cabinet is a figure of speech.

00:18But it is difficult to teach a girl in discussions

00:22even if you are the winner.

00:24They have a cabinet where they don't use their anger.

00:29They know that it's the right time.

00:31So they're going for it.

00:33Because there was an incident where my wife lost.

00:36She got hit by a car.

00:37That's true.

00:38So I got mad.

00:39I deserve that, right?

00:41When I look back, there was a date that I don't remember.

00:43It was really just a car.

00:45That was in 1996, September 4.

00:48Do you remember that?

00:49So I said, no.

00:51That's the point.

00:52There are things that we forget.

00:54Let's eat.

00:57You know, tamang panahon opens with a whole material on chismes.

01:01Pero dapat panuorin nyo.

01:03Alex, hiling kasi nila, baka naman you can perform a part of,

01:07you know, a chismes.

01:09Ayan, Alex Kalieha.

01:12Yes.

01:13Alam ng mga tao na may aso ako, at marami kaming aso.

01:16Kaya misang iniintriga ako, bait aso ang pinili mo, hindi pusa?

01:19Sa'yo ko, don't get me wrong, no?

01:21May mga advantage kasi yung aso.

01:23For example, maglahat ka sa mga village,

01:25wala ka pang makikitang, beware of cats.

01:28Beware of dogs, meron.

01:30So, aso talaga gusto ko.

01:31Saka wala pang nag-uusap ng magnanakaw na,

01:32pare, huwag natin pasukin ng bahay na yan.

01:34Ang tapang ng pusa diyan.

01:37Hindi ka pa nagising ng ating gabi, diba?

01:40Pag may matapang aso, ang nyabang mo pag gumakaw, diba?

01:42Dalapin ka.

01:43Sino yan?

01:45Matapang si doggy?

01:46Sino yan?

01:47Hindi ka pa nagising na may pusa ka nangingiyaw?

01:49Niaw, niaw, tas nagginuka.

01:51Sino yan?

01:52Kakamuti ka ng pusa ako dito.

01:54Pero, alam nyo, mayroon din sa blay ang aso, ha?

01:56Lalo na pag may kaibigan ka, may matapang na aso.

01:59Ewan ko ba, papasok ka sa bahay, nakaganon yung aso.

02:01Grrrr!

02:02Ano'ng sasabihin ng kaibigan mo?

02:03Pare, pasokan din ang agat diyan.

02:05Lahat ng senyalis, kaagatin ka ng aso.

02:07Pati yung aso, sinasabi sa inyo,

02:08kaagatin kita, huwag kang pumasok.

02:10Ano'ng sasabihin ng kaibigan mo?

02:11Ya, yakapin pa. Ang bait dito, promise.

02:12Natural, ikaw, nagpapakain yan, eh.

02:15Pag pumasok at kinagat ka ng aso,

02:16Ano'ng sasabihin siya ng kaibigan mo?

02:17Ba't ka kaya kinagat niyan?

02:19Siguro masamang tawa.

02:20Ikaw ko pa i-investigahan.

02:22Alam nyo, ba't ako nadala sa aso.

02:25Noong bata ako,

02:27pag inutusan ako ng tatay ko

02:28bubili sa Sari Star Store ng soft drinks,

02:30ewan ko ba, sa lahat ng barangay,

02:32mayroon natang nakakotang isang grupo ng aso

02:35na nakatambay sa daan,

02:36na walang magawa, kundi manghabol sayo.

02:38Kaya nga, marami kang naniligaw diyan na,

02:40saan po yung bahay ni Lilibet?

02:41Kita mo yung mga aso na yun?

02:43Doon yun.

02:44Sige po, mag-aaral na lang ako mabuti.

02:48Da, da, alam mo, grupo ng aso yun,

02:50di ko alam kung sino may-ari yun.

02:51Ano yan, yung isang asong, ano na,

02:53galisin, talagang matandang-matanda na siya,

02:56isa yun.

02:56Tapos yung laging buntes na aso na

02:59tinitira lahat ng aso doon,

03:00yun talaga, pop feeling nga, maganda siya.

03:02Tapos, sabi ng tatay ko,

03:04para hindi ka agatin,

03:05buti na lang walang CCTV no, kasi 80s.

03:07Sabi ng tatay ko, para hindi rin ako agatin,

03:09dapat rao, tumingin akong diretsyo,

03:11wag rin ako tumingin sa aso,

03:12tapos, kagatin ko yung dila ko.

03:14So, na-imagine ko,

03:15gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,

03:18kung may CCTV noon, viral ako.

03:21Yung nanae ko, nakialam din,

03:23anak, ito lang yan,

03:24pag hinahabol ka ng aso, maupo ka.

03:27Titoto yun,

03:28hinahabol ako ng aso,

03:30ang hirap tumakbong nakaupo.

03:32Yun na rin ako.

03:37Paalam sir, maraming maraming salamat,

03:40tamang panahon po.

03:42Mabuti na lang walang CCTV no,

03:44kasi 80s.

03:45So, na-imagine ko,

03:46gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,

03:48kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.

03:50So, na-imagine ko,

03:51hinahabol ka ng aso,

03:51ang hirap tumakbong nakaupo.

03:53So, na-imagine ko,

03:54hinahabol ako ng aso,

03:55ang hirap tumakbong nakaupo.

03:56So, na-imagine ko,

03:57gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,

03:58kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.

04:00So, na-imagine ko,

04:01gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,

04:02kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.

04:04So, na-imagine ko,

04:05gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,

04:07kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.

04:08So, na-imagine ko,

04:09gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,

04:10kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.

04:11So, na-imagine ko,

04:12gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,

04:13kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.

04:14So, na-imagine ko,

04:15gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,

04:16kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.

04:17So, na-imagine ko,

04:18gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,

04:19kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.

04:20So, na-imagine ko,

04:21So, na-imagine ko,

04:22gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,

04:23kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.

04:24So, na-imagine ko,

04:25gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,

04:26kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.

04:27So, na-imagine ko,

04:28gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,

04:29kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.

04:30So, na-imagine ko,

04:31gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,

04:32kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.

04:33So, na-imagine ko,

04:34gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,

04:35kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.

04:36So, na-imagine ko,

04:37So, na-imagine ko,

04:38gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,

04:39kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.

04:40So, na-imagine ko,

04:41gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,

04:42kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.

04:43So, na-imagine ko,

04:44gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,

04:45kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.

04:46So, na-imagine ko,

04:47gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,

04:48kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.

04:49So, na-imagine ko,

04:50gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,

04:51kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.

04:52So, na-imagine ko,

04:53So, na-imagine ko,

04:54gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,

04:55kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.

04:56So, na-imagine ko,

04:57gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,

04:58kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.

04:59So, na-imagine ko,

05:00gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,

05:01kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.

05:02So, na-imagine ko,

05:03gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,

05:04kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.

05:05So, na-imagine ko,

05:06gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,

05:07kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.

05:08So, na-imagine ko,

05:09So, na-imagine ko,

05:10gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,

05:11kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.

05:12So, na-imagine ko,

05:13gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,

05:14kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.

05:15So, na-imagine ko,

05:16gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,

05:17kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.

05:18So, na-imagine ko,

05:19gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,

05:20kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.

05:21So, na-imagine ko,

05:22gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,

05:23kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.

05:24So, na-imagine ko,

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