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Forget the Kings -- these are the "Kims" of comedy! Four of the funniest Asian comedians riff on a variety of pop cultur | dG1fNUp5UktaLVVJWWs

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00:29Music

00:42I can't beat my dad in an argument because he grew up during the Korean War in Korea

00:46and I grew up in San Diego.

00:48I remember when I was a little kid I'd come home and be like,

00:50Dad, my friend Billy just fell off a skateboard.

00:53He broke his ankle and now he can't skateboard anymore.

00:55My dad would be like, Oh yeah?

00:58Oooh!

01:01Big deal!

01:03My friend Hunley, during the Korean War,

01:07his head blew up!

01:09One of my favorite movies as a kid was Young Guns.

01:13It's a classic. What more could you ask for?

01:15It's got everything. It's got Emilio, Charlie, the Mexican guy from La Bamba.

01:21After I saw that movie, I wanted to be a cowboy outlaw.

01:25And then I got to thinking, I'd be screwed.

01:27There's no Asian cowboy outlaws.

01:30Can't walk into a bar and blend in.

01:33Hey, hey man, aren't you Kevin the Kid?

01:38Make my eyes real big.

01:43Gentlemen, a little piece of advice from a gentleman to some other gentlemen here with some pretty ladies, okay?

01:47Keep an eye on them, yeah.

01:49Keep an eye on your ladies because they've been fucking looking at me the whole time I've been on stage, okay?

01:53Yeah, you're in on my shit. You're in on my shit.

01:55Back the fuck up, okay?

01:57Girls, don't know if you can handle this.

01:59Don't know that we have the same interests, yeah. I like money.

02:01Don't know if you can hang with my money.

02:03Don't know if you can handle that.

02:05Don't know if you can handle...

02:12Velcro, yeah.

02:14Girls hear that crack open in a bar, they know it's a high roller they're dealing with.

02:18Ooh, who's that guy?

02:20Ooh, who's that guy?

02:22Where are the Koreans in the crowd? Koreans.

02:24Yeah, Koreans.

02:26We're like the angriest motherfuckers on the planet, aren't we not?

02:28Aren't we not, Koreans?

02:32That means hello in Korean.

02:34You know what I'm saying?

02:36Give it up, gooks.

02:38Vietnamese, we're the Vietnamese.

02:40Vietnamese, right?

02:42Kind of gay, right?

02:44Kind of gay.

02:46You know what I'm talking about.

02:48Very faggy.

02:52What the fuck?

03:04And when they speak English,

03:06they're like gay, retarded deaf youths.

03:08You know?

03:10We're like the Vietnamese folk.

03:12What the fuck?

03:14Vietnamese folk.

03:16What the fuck?

03:22Vietnamese is Koreans on weed.

03:24Think about it.

03:26You know what I'm saying?

03:28You know what I'm saying?

03:30You know what I'm saying?

03:32We're like the Vietnamese folk.

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